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by jupider
Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:49 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
Replies: 18
Views: 36514

Re: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider

Becky crossed the street toward the school. As she approached, she spotted Mr. Sloan walking from the parking lot toward the school. This was her chance. As she got closer, she watched him make a production of patting down all his pockets, then turned around and head back toward the parking lot hast...
by jupider
Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:29 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Good work, Gobb. Even if though I can delete posts one at a time, there were THOUSANDS of them being added every day--no way I could have kept up.
by jupider
Fri May 03, 2019 4:33 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

It's a little early for it here in The States, but for those of you in Upside-Down Land, May The 4th Be With You!!

RIP Peter Mayhew.
by jupider
Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:56 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Paradox: The Musical! Reborn from the ashes!!

Welcome back, everybody!!!!!
by jupider
Mon Jul 09, 2018 11:20 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hey! I'm still here, too. Can't get rid of me that easily.
by jupider
Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:03 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

*you're :P
by jupider
Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:10 pm
Forum: Paradox City Classifieds
Topic: Buying Juicebox and Tiny Fries
Replies: 1
Views: 16657

Re: Buying Juicebox and Tiny Fries

You of course mean the "really small" fries, right?

They're kind of hard to come by, you know.
by jupider
Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:06 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Apparently Photobucket thinks it's some kind of highfalutin site now and wants to charge $400/year for third-party hosting.

This means I will no longer have my neat little personalized "Wall of Scrawl" image in my signature anymore.

Bummer.
by jupider
Sun Sep 24, 2017 1:20 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hey, all. I still pop in now and then. Don't watch Bob's Burgers, though.
by jupider
Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:44 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

As a community, I think we should... commune . I was thinking that once a week or so we could schedule 30 minutes for everyone to log in at the same time & chat. Any takers? I love this idea. Kind of like a weekly chat event. Problem is, with players so scattered around the globe, living in differe...
by jupider
Fri May 26, 2017 12:49 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Well, you'll have no problem keeping up with me. I rarely post much of anything other than my kids' accomplishments and pictures that make me chuckle.
by jupider
Fri May 26, 2017 11:38 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Wasn't sure how near/far you were from Manchester. Too bad you couldn't hang with Maiden. :( But glad to hear you weren't there--although I'm not sure why you'd be at an Ariana Grande concert to begin with, but I knew you worked concert venues. and... I sent you a friend request. I'm the stormtroope...
by jupider
Tue May 23, 2017 2:32 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

CRETIN! Sound off!! Where you in Manchester or is that nowhere near you?
by jupider
Wed May 03, 2017 5:47 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Darts. Man, I haven't player an actual game of darts in years.

And what's the "light stuff" that you had? Just simple beers? And what wasn't so light for you back in the day? Straight-up 180-Proof moonshine?
by jupider
Thu Mar 30, 2017 1:50 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Same ol', same ol'. Inhale, exhale... lather, rinse, repeat.
by jupider
Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:23 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hello.
by jupider
Sun Oct 09, 2016 4:22 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: jimmyBUFFET, your timing SUCKS!!!
Replies: 0
Views: 29949

jimmyBUFFET, your timing SUCKS!!!

From the chat logs the day of Grokly's memorial: 2016-10-07 17:35:45 [social] [Jinxsta]: Okey. Take care, Sally. :) 2016-10-07 17:35:45 [social] [Sallyfox]: I hope to catch you sooner than later :) 2016-10-07 17:35:52 [social] [Sallyfox]: byeeeeeeeee () 2016-10-07 17:36:01 [social] [Jinxsta]: Bye fo...
by jupider
Mon Oct 03, 2016 4:10 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Farewell Grokly :(
Replies: 5
Views: 42302

Re: Farewell Grokly :(

:(
by jupider
Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:53 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Wakka wakka!
Replies: 2
Views: 26086

Wakka wakka!

Wakka wakka!
by jupider
Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:53 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

When you absolutely cannot find anything to watch on Netflix... there's always In Bruges to save you.
by jupider
Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:44 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

I don't even remember posting that. I must have been enjoying some New Belgium that night. ;)
by jupider
Tue May 31, 2016 4:52 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

My top 3 favorite beers:

3. Just about any IPA
2. New Belgium 1554 or KCCO (or any other dark lager)
1. New Belgium Fat Tire
by jupider
Wed May 18, 2016 1:08 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Now if we can just get Gobb to pop in and say, "Hey."
by jupider
Mon May 02, 2016 1:52 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Just giving a little shout out to let anyone who reads this know that I'm still out here.

Not going anywhere.

/me chills......
by jupider
Fri Mar 25, 2016 3:46 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Just a reminder...
Replies: 2
Views: 64175

Just a reminder...

Don't forget to visit Woss Wobinson before using your turns so you don't waste all 300+ and not get any furs because you didn't equip the friggin' Magic Helmet.

TMYK
by jupider
Tue Feb 23, 2016 6:33 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hurr, Hurr, Tats wha shee sed! I did dranked tat abssinth teh nex week, but it blew mah braaiin til jez nows to day.. 0o-eR! Exxamenssore+2? Norra chanse me maety! Aint appinin! Fuuny enuff ,wen i woked up der was plenty a mattereeal bouts me dribullin everswhers it was. But a smell! omeegourds da ...
by jupider
Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:37 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

'Sup
by jupider
Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:37 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: New item on my 1337 shelf
Replies: 2
Views: 24645

New item on my 1337 shelf

Teaspoon of coffee grounds. Go me.

The next closest item is the smoked halibut at 858.

(Keep in mind I am ALWAYS buying ANYTHING that isn't already on my 1337 shelf at DOUBLE auto-sell value. No need to contact me first--just set up a trade)
by jupider
Fri Oct 30, 2015 4:33 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Halloween
Replies: 10
Views: 30540

Re: Halloween

Whats DST?? Daylight Saving Time It's the archaic process of moving the hands of the clock back one hour in the fall and forward one hour in the spring to give simple-minded citizens the false sense that they will have more daylight in the summertime. Honestly, the whole concept is ridiculous and n...
by jupider
Wed Oct 21, 2015 3:01 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Halloween
Replies: 10
Views: 30540

Re: Halloween

I can't guarantee for how long I can stay, but I will definitely make a 100% effort to at least pop in and say "BOO" to whomever may be there.
by jupider
Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:22 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 589
Views: 388082

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

...and I'm still here, y'all.

I know you were hoping I would have given up by now, but it's just not gonna happen.

Not sorry. :P
by jupider
Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:43 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: surprise surprise !!
Replies: 12
Views: 31885

Re: surprise surprise !!

Be sure to show up during the event to receive a brand-new in-game item for FREE!!

You've got nothing to lose!

So be there, ya mooch!
by jupider
Fri Aug 14, 2015 4:50 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: FCFS: Have one of my Holopets named after you!!
Replies: 5
Views: 27193

Re: FCFS: Have one of my Holopets named after you!!

Cowboy wrote:I'd like to be glorified in history ;)
You'll need to specify precisely which of my already unnamed Holopets you would like named after you.
by jupider
Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:26 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 37851

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!! The Chat Event Reward "gift boxes" are done and they have been sent out! Check your inboxes.

Enjoy.
by jupider
Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:19 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: FCFS: Have one of my Holopets named after you!!
Replies: 5
Views: 27193

FCFS: Have one of my Holopets named after you!!

I was gonna make this some kind of crazy contest, but I decided to keep it simple. At one time, I had this grand idea to do this whole thing where I anagram the Holopet's names into something clever, but frankly, I had no clue what to anagram the carved child into (as it's current name points out.) ...
by jupider
Mon Aug 10, 2015 1:18 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 37851

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

Just received an email from Gobb... Chat Event gift bags, which I should now call gift boxes, are being worked on. You will have them as soon as they are available. Please continue to be patient. We are working on them.

Thank you.
by jupider
Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:21 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 37851

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

Still working on getting the gift bags put together--haven't forgotten about you. Please continue to be patient.

*glares at Gobb*
by jupider
Tue Aug 04, 2015 4:32 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 37851

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

For the record, those who were in chat during the event and are eligible to receive the "gift bag" are as follows: Jinxsta LordCretin JazzyCat jimmyBUFFET Eboli2x4 Sallyfox SongMan01 You shall receive your gifts soon. If there is an error or if you feel you were omitted from this list, please contac...
by jupider
Mon Aug 03, 2015 2:50 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 37851

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

I plan on going through the chat logs (hopefully before they're purged) and hook up everyone that logged on and joined chat during the event. Give me time. I will get to it. Got several other more pertinent things on my plate at the moment. Sorry.
by jupider
Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:35 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 37851

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

Well, overall I think it was somewhat of a success. Unfortunately I worked late both Thursday and Friday and then we had an impromptu camping/canoeing trip with my sister Friday night (just got home now) so I wasn't able to be in chat nearly as much as I was hoping. I promise I'll make it up to all ...
by jupider
Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:14 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 37851

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

First off, thanks for the kindness and words of encouragement. Secondly, don't get TOO excited. I was under the influence of some adult beverages at the time of the announcement and I may have overhyped it. I just got home from a 4 day out-of-state vacation event and looking back at my post even I t...
by jupider
Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:16 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 37851

ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

Stay tuned for further info... but word has it there will be a new LEI chat available in time for the celebration. Also, get ready for new updates and content. And when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, get ready to see some serious shit hopefully not be disappointed. Edit: very sad. much disappoint.
by jupider
Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:17 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Photoshop yourself a ToA! [Winnah selected!]
Replies: 7
Views: 30393

Re: Photoshop yourself a ToA!

Gobb, you win! Your donation has been sent.

cowboy, check your pmail for your CoG.

Sally, ... ... you shouldn't have sat back and pondered... ...but you're still okay in my book!

Everybody else... I'll come up with another contest soon............STAY TUNED!!!
by jupider
Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:09 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Has the wiki been hijacked?
Replies: 6
Views: 37475

Has the wiki been hijacked?

Image

For the record, I get the same error/warning message if I just try to navigate to the root http://www.paradoxwiki.com page, I just have the Recent Changes page set as my bookmark.
by jupider
Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:41 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Photoshop yourself a ToA! [Winnah selected!]
Replies: 7
Views: 30393

Re: Photoshop yourself a ToA!

@cowboy: Well, the preview while submitting doesn't look so hot. In fact, it looks exactly like the one I had when I posted this contest. Guess we'll need to see what it looks like after it's approved, but I'm not holding my breath. http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m133/jupider/Submission%20view.p...
by jupider
Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:48 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Photoshop yourself a ToA! [Winnah selected!]
Replies: 7
Views: 30393

Photoshop yourself a ToA! [Winnah selected!]

So you may or may not have noticed my Crocodile Seaman avatar that I'm currently using. Either way, if you do happen to take a gander at it, you'll notice that it's rather fugly with its horrid whitish border around it. Problem is that the pic that Gobb gave me for it had a solid white background an...
by jupider
Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:31 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Goofy computer clock.
Replies: 2
Views: 24952

Goofy computer clock.

Just to give you an idea of how messed up the clock on my computer is:

Image

It's like this all day, every day. Forever stuck around 9-10 o'clock.
by jupider
Sun Apr 19, 2015 1:25 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
Replies: 17
Views: 39716

Re: What's everyone doing this summer?

Dude. Spring just started. Slow your roll.

And summer's over in Australia.
by jupider
Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:19 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Any of you play games on your Andoid phone?
Replies: 2
Views: 25458

Any of you play games on your Andoid phone?

Just curious. I've gotten addicted to a few of them; curious to know if anyone else messes with them. (Links take you to the respective Google Play page.) These are the "Match 3" games that I play: Big Hero 6 Bot Fight (Limited-play match-3) Link Marvel Puzzle Quest (Limited-play match-3) Link Adven...