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So there I was, balls-deep in peanut butter...

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five minutes ago.

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frost giant's toes.

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I always thought 'lay some cable' meant the same thing as 'lay some pipe'...but then again, we all know how unfamiliar I am with euphemisms and whatnot...*cough*

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There's that...but there haven't been any entries in awhile, so I figured you guys just weren't interested...*shrug*
Also, BigBrother's PID has changed...I edited the first post to reflect that.

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, who's a saint.

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Damn!=op

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That's just ridiculous.

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I definitely like the idea of getting banned if your jokes aren't funny. Of course, that means Sporty Spice over there wouldn't even be allowed to /listen to the channel...but I can live with that.

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Mmm...Italian Ice.

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1. Bulimia is the eating disorder where you throw up all your food. Anorexia is not eating at all, so the whole 'throw almost all of it up' bit doesn't fit for anorexia. Now, if you wanted to change it to say something along the lines of 'You stare at the cake longingly for a few moments, then final...

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with a lisp

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I said 'dead', not 'undead'...heh It's actually a downward view of a balcony in like, an office building, with stairs going down one side and a dead chick laying on the ground(cuz I mean, what else is a dead person gonna do on the ground? Er...nevermind...don't answer that).

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I did this about a year ago(I think...time flies when you're not paying attention), and came up with the band name 'Religious Leaders of 1905' and album title 'One Degree Below Your Means'. I'm too lazy to post the image, but I assure you it kicked ass. Just imagine 1920's gangster-types shooting at...

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of Atrocious Grammar

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Xena's actually female.

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They prefer (kitten)s.

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It's ok Grokstable Carrot...not everyone is worthy of wielding the mighty Buster Sword. But on that same token, I'm not worthy of wielding a tie, so you've got one up on me.

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Do not post your submission here or it will be disqualified.

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What OS are you using, Elusis? I'm on Vista and use Chrome, and haven't had any problems at all with it.

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Nothing ever could.

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Exactly.

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Like your mom.

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and breakfast cereals

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No, ya dunce.

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Yeah, cuz rolling dice to decrease the fullness of your tummy-tum isn't realistic enough on its own...

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Kid 'n Play,

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Everyone knows Smurfs are asexual.

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Then it's your own fault for not reading what's going on.

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and like Twilight.

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I'm guessing that's a no...

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Says you.=op

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If you hafta ask...

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I saw nothing.

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Invisible, just think...if you hadn't kicked those cowbell-having drummers out of your bands, you could have been a huge star today. Tsk tsk tsk.

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Oh, I like that. But hey, where's the hair?

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Hey Gobb, can I borrow that blood-stained sweater sometime?

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Oooh...it's a showdown!

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Yeah, sometimes it's about Grokly's inability to type 'away' consistently.

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No no, she said lasers...not "lasers". There's a big difference.

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You mean all this time I've been getting...*gasp*...INFERIOR LOVE?? I guess I can live with that as long as I have the super-extreme version now.=o)

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No wonder Gobb seems to like coding so much...

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I've got it all taken care of, man. Now, what does 'PHP' stand for again?

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Yes Impy, it is.=o)

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I know, right?

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Alright you animals...here I am. And jimmy, no perving over the picture, ok?

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Or maybe a cracked-out bear called a Coca-Koala?heh

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I plan to be there...but I'll probably be in ninja gear, so none of you will know I'm there.

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It worked for me.=o) Thanks Gobb.

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Indeed. But there haven't been entries for this week...so come on kids.

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