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by Reenix
Sun Jan 04, 2009 3:41 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Auto sell buyer Ideas
Replies: 19
Views: 2617

Re: Auto sell buyer Ideas

Hmm...the excess of Futurama is slightly biased, I feel. Nice ideas, but Paradox doesn't lean to any franchised side (I hope).
by Reenix
Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:11 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Auto sell buyer Ideas
Replies: 19
Views: 2617

Re: Auto sell buyer Ideas

You sell your item(s) to: * A cool spot * A hitherto-unknown flu strain * A legal immigrant * An upper-class manx cat * A giant leprechaun * A confused Aztec * A shifty-looking company guy * The Forces of Darkness * An Egyptian card-shark * A sentient catapult * Satan * Santa * An off-shore con arti...
by Reenix
Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:34 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 162598

Re: Introduce Yourself

You've got enough beer, haven't you? What about the Blue Tongue Lager that Gobb is partial to?
I hope the legal age for drinking is < 19, otherwise I'm buggered :D
by Reenix
Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:44 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 162598

Re: Introduce Yourself

Move to Australia! Simple :)
by Reenix
Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:01 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Food consumption text variations?
Replies: 23
Views: 2902

Re: Food consumption text variations?

Oh yeah, I don't drink them, they're much better business items...I think I was in a Christmassy mood :D
by Reenix
Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:52 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Food consumption text variations?
Replies: 23
Views: 2902

Re: Food consumption text variations?

Here's one: "You drink the tinselschlager. You're lucky you don't get tinselitis."

If there's already special for it, um...d'oh.
by Reenix
Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:24 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: We Want YOU!
Replies: 39
Views: 58368

Re: We Want YOU!

Every little helps, as they (Tesco) say. You don't have to be studying a degree in Creative Writing and English Literature (ahem) to write good, like what I do :)
by Reenix
Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:37 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Paradox! Pressie Swap Wishlist
Replies: 17
Views: 13448

Re: Paradox! Pressie Swap Wishlist

I wouldn't mind something from before I came to Paradox. If any are going spare, that is. Otherwise, prize tickets and/or consumables will be appreciated. Also, if you're wanting to join the Pressie Swap, it's not too late! PM ElljaeT (#2) in-game and let her know as soon as you can! P.S. I'm really...
by Reenix
Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:51 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Cake Appreciation Society
Replies: 44
Views: 8106

Re: Cake Appreciation Society

Maybe that's a good thing? I wish colds would make stuff taste nice.
by Reenix
Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:08 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Cake Appreciation Society
Replies: 44
Views: 8106

Re: Cake Appreciation Society

It's so amazing that it had to posted twice! :D

*noms some cake, which isn't a lie for once*
by Reenix
Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:39 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Cake Appreciation Society
Replies: 44
Views: 8106

Re: Cake Appreciation Society

Having issues is no barrier to us Paradoxians.
And Sarah Palin is NOT hot >_>
Cheesecake is nom, if it's white chocolate :D
by Reenix
Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:17 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Food consumption text variations?
Replies: 23
Views: 2902

Re: Food consumption text variations?

Okay, cool. I'll keep 'em coming as I think of them.
by Reenix
Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:01 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Item Requirements
Replies: 14
Views: 1958

Re: Item Requirements

How about a tab next to 'eat' and 'drink' on consumables detailing the fullness they take up, to aid strategic consumption and to stop overeating/drinking? Could be handy.
by Reenix
Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:41 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Cake Appreciation Society
Replies: 44
Views: 8106

Re: Cake Appreciation Society

I doubt a Russian dessert would be named after 'One Man and his Dog', but yes, that is true. And Baked Alaska looks like the Alaskan Sunrise, only without the insane pro-lifer governing it.
by Reenix
Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:39 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Food consumption text variations?
Replies: 23
Views: 2902

Re: Food consumption text variations?

BLT: "You eat the BLT. It's as easy as 1, 2, 3, and it tastes Y-M-E." Dixon Corn Dog: "You eat the Corn Dog, pondering whether there exists a less appetising name for a snack." Dixon Toffee Apple: "You eat the healthy apple, which is made completely moot by the inch-thick layer of toffee you have to...
by Reenix
Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:12 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Taking a short holiday
Replies: 59
Views: 8128

Re: Taking a short holiday

Ah, Stroby, you patriot you. I wouldn't live anywhere else, but I WOULD de-chav the place first.
by Reenix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:00 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: How do you eat your porridge (oatmeal?)
Replies: 19
Views: 2877

Re: How do you eat your porridge (oatmeal?)

Hey Gobb, maybe there's an item idea, different flavoured porridges, just mix the oats with various items. Bit off-topic, but still.
by Reenix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:32 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Toilet
Replies: 33
Views: 32217

Re: Toilet

Them's the breaks, Impy <3
by Reenix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:48 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Toilet
Replies: 33
Views: 32217

Re: Toilet

Impalix, I think what he means is that it would be functionally pointless to imple-oh, you were joking. Curse you, Asperger's Syndrome! Curse you to hell! Anyway...
by Reenix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:35 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Food consumption text variations?
Replies: 23
Views: 2902

Re: Food consumption text variations?

Artery Hardener: "You eat the Artery Hardener. You almost choke from the MSG, but hey, look at your Arteries! They're so buff! You feel stronger, and now you've got a lot of energy to burn!" Any type of 'spider' drink: "You drink the <drink> Spider. Thankfully, it doesn't taste like spiders. We're n...
by Reenix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:29 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Action Bar and Action Frame Enhancements
Replies: 7
Views: 1406

Re: Action Bar and Action Frame Enhancements

Anyone with an 'End' bar (i.e. everyone) makes scrolling easy enough. If people don't want to read content, they're not going to. Not a negative comment on the content, but it's for people who take the time to read it. However, I do agree that changing the battle scene is a good idea. The attack mes...
by Reenix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:52 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Taking a short holiday
Replies: 59
Views: 8128

Re: Taking a short holiday

Whatever you do, never holiday to England. Ever. Too rainy. Beaches are full of chavs. Trust me on this one XD
by Reenix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:51 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Toilet
Replies: 33
Views: 32217

Re: Toilet

That's a brilliant idea, actually. By 'tokens' I thought you meant 'of appreciation', which would have made it a little restricted. Still, good thinking. I'd love something like that.
by Reenix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:49 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Cake Appreciation Society
Replies: 44
Views: 8106

Re: Cake Appreciation Society

White-chocolate cake with white chocolate sauce and white chocolate drops. Well, except the cake IS a lie, so...
by Reenix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:48 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: How do you eat your porridge (oatmeal?)
Replies: 19
Views: 2877

Re: How do you eat your porridge (oatmeal?)

I will now openly admit that I have NEVER eaten porridge. Always commercial breakfast cereal, but never porridge. I will have to try it.
by Reenix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:45 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 162598

Re: Introduce Yourself

I'm Reenix. I'm a 19-year-old student of English Literature and Creative Writing at Bath Spa University.
I'm on Kingdom of Loathing as well, and also XBOX Live (guess my username). I'm living the single life, studying and messing about. And that's it!
by Reenix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:41 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: We Want YOU!
Replies: 39
Views: 58368

Re: We Want YOU!

You don't have to be a C++ expert to help an MMORPG - it's made for the people, we are the people. *gets my arse back to script-writing*
by Reenix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:39 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Eggs, Basket, Keeping.
Replies: 1
Views: 662

Eggs, Basket, Keeping.

I notice that the Boo-boo B-Gone strips are shown in 'Miscellaneous' rather than Lotions/Potions. I know that, technically, a plaster is neither a lotion or a potion, but it's annoying to bo back and forth between healing items (Burn Cream is listed as a potion) to get to a healing item. Can we get ...
by Reenix
Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:37 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Item Requirements
Replies: 14
Views: 1958

Item Requirements

In regards to a minor bug I discovered with the legendary hard rock hat, I think it would be a good idea to include the stat required (if any) to equip an item. That way, people won't buy items they can't use. (Or if they do, they don't have an excuse.) Also, if people do have an item they can't equ...
by Reenix
Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:00 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Mall Selling Prices
Replies: 4
Views: 970

Re: Mall Selling Prices

Yeah, last time it kept resetting to 999,999,999, now it's fine. As long as it's sorted, no problems here. If anything else comes up I'll add. Thanks x
by Reenix
Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:44 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Mall Selling Prices
Replies: 4
Views: 970

Mall Selling Prices

When adding items to your store that you already have, leaving the 'price' box as zero currently adds the items and sets the price to 999,999,999. At the moment, adding extra items means having to go and check what price your item already is. I propose that leaving the 'price' box as 0 when adding e...
by Reenix
Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:56 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?
Replies: 57
Views: 26409

Re: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?

Meh, my pseudo-girlfriend has bigger and more realistic ones. "More", he says XD

I'll ask her to spin round for me at Xmas, then we'll see ;)
by Reenix
Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:11 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Chat System - Suggestions
Replies: 34
Views: 21370

Re: Chat System - Suggestions

Sorry guys, but yeah, that's what it was, sort of. ^_^
by Reenix
Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:47 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Chat System - Suggestions
Replies: 34
Views: 21370

Re: Chat System - Suggestions

One thing I noticed in chat is that the chat notifies us whenever anyone logs in/out. I know it's not much of a problem right now, since there are rarely more than 6 people in chat, but soon, it might become a bit of an issue. Yes, we can choose to have these notifications disabled, but then what ab...
by Reenix
Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:25 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?
Replies: 57
Views: 26409

Re: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?

I feel inferior now :(
My pathetic excuses for eyes won't...let...me...see...it! Gaargh.
by Reenix
Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:23 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Initial observations/suggestions/et al
Replies: 15
Views: 3451

Re: Initial observations/suggestions/et al

I like the idea of having regular intermissions of restoring turns/stomach/bladder capacity, it means that if you've used up all your turns for 'one day', you wouldn't have to spend the rest of the day doing nothing, game-wise. Obviously there would have to be some sort of restriction to stop turn-g...
by Reenix
Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:18 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Council-Esque Function
Replies: 2
Views: 769

Re: Council-Esque Function

Awesome. Thanks for the heads-up.
by Reenix
Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:38 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Initial observations/suggestions/et al
Replies: 15
Views: 3451

Re: Initial observations/suggestions/et al

Remember that the game is still very much in its early stages, the limit-increasing items will almost certainly be released when the open beta comes out - maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think the idea right now is to finish all the quests and ask for everything that Kingdom of Loathing has - we're our...
by Reenix
Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:29 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Council-Esque Function
Replies: 2
Views: 769

Council-Esque Function

We've had Professor von Noob hand out the opening tutorial, but as for the actual quests so far, they seem to be a bit vague. With 50 turns a day that's enough to scratch the surface of the places, but for beginning players, trying to work out what to do and not get beaten up could be quite frustrat...
by Reenix
Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:19 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Satan's Paradox: The Musical
Replies: 5
Views: 14500

Re: Satan's Paradox: The Musical

It's awesome, in the way that the end of the world is awesome.

Thank you for corrupting my otherwise pure mind, Gobb ;)
by Reenix
Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:18 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Get Involved!
Replies: 3
Views: 12278

Re: Get Involved!

I'd love to help, especially with the writing of new content (being an English and Creative Writing student at University).

I've been playing KoL for a while too, and Paradox is shaping up to be awesome, so I'm definitely up for it.
by Reenix
Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:17 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?
Replies: 57
Views: 26409

Re: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?

I can only see clockwise, I'm myopic and colourblind, which may be why I'm biased on the clockwise side.
by Reenix
Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:08 am
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Cost Effectiveness
Replies: 3
Views: 9417

Re: Cost Effectiveness

Artery Hardeners go for 120 Moolah, once a day in the mall, and Cider Spiders are cheap as chips. The best way to make money is just to blast the Skill Games and mall the tickets.
by Reenix
Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:03 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: We Want YOU!
Replies: 39
Views: 58368

Re: We Want YOU!

Oh, and a suggestion for you: class system!

Brawn - Brains - Bravado

If you want some ideas of the class name, what's the theme of the game? The plot, as it were.
by Reenix
Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:02 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Item Description
Replies: 6
Views: 1103

Re: Item Description

When you do, however, don a costume, does it show the costume's effects? If not, that should happen on the sideline.
by Reenix
Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:58 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: We Want YOU!
Replies: 39
Views: 58368

Re: We Want YOU!

I'd love to. As a University Creative Writing student, I'd be happy to help. Just say when, what, where and how. And probably why, too.

~Reenix