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- Sun Jan 04, 2009 3:41 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Auto sell buyer Ideas
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2667
Re: Auto sell buyer Ideas
Hmm...the excess of Futurama is slightly biased, I feel. Nice ideas, but Paradox doesn't lean to any franchised side (I hope).
- Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:11 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Auto sell buyer Ideas
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2667
Re: Auto sell buyer Ideas
You sell your item(s) to: * A cool spot * A hitherto-unknown flu strain * A legal immigrant * An upper-class manx cat * A giant leprechaun * A confused Aztec * A shifty-looking company guy * The Forces of Darkness * An Egyptian card-shark * A sentient catapult * Satan * Santa * An off-shore con arti...
- Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:34 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Introduce Yourself
- Replies: 171
- Views: 165680
Re: Introduce Yourself
You've got enough beer, haven't you? What about the Blue Tongue Lager that Gobb is partial to?
I hope the legal age for drinking is < 19, otherwise I'm buggered
I hope the legal age for drinking is < 19, otherwise I'm buggered
- Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:44 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Introduce Yourself
- Replies: 171
- Views: 165680
Re: Introduce Yourself
Move to Australia! Simple
- Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:01 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Food consumption text variations?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2961
Re: Food consumption text variations?
Oh yeah, I don't drink them, they're much better business items...I think I was in a Christmassy mood
- Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:52 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Food consumption text variations?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2961
Re: Food consumption text variations?
Here's one: "You drink the tinselschlager. You're lucky you don't get tinselitis."
If there's already special for it, um...d'oh.
If there's already special for it, um...d'oh.
- Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:24 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: We Want YOU!
- Replies: 39
- Views: 59336
Re: We Want YOU!
Every little helps, as they (Tesco) say. You don't have to be studying a degree in Creative Writing and English Literature (ahem) to write good, like what I do
- Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:37 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Paradox! Pressie Swap Wishlist
- Replies: 17
- Views: 13839
Re: Paradox! Pressie Swap Wishlist
I wouldn't mind something from before I came to Paradox. If any are going spare, that is. Otherwise, prize tickets and/or consumables will be appreciated. Also, if you're wanting to join the Pressie Swap, it's not too late! PM ElljaeT (#2) in-game and let her know as soon as you can! P.S. I'm really...
- Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:51 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Cake Appreciation Society
- Replies: 44
- Views: 8195
Re: Cake Appreciation Society
Maybe that's a good thing? I wish colds would make stuff taste nice.
- Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:08 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Cake Appreciation Society
- Replies: 44
- Views: 8195
Re: Cake Appreciation Society
It's so amazing that it had to posted twice!
*noms some cake, which isn't a lie for once*
*noms some cake, which isn't a lie for once*
- Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:39 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Cake Appreciation Society
- Replies: 44
- Views: 8195
Re: Cake Appreciation Society
Having issues is no barrier to us Paradoxians.
And Sarah Palin is NOT hot >_>
Cheesecake is nom, if it's white chocolate
And Sarah Palin is NOT hot >_>
Cheesecake is nom, if it's white chocolate
- Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:17 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Food consumption text variations?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2961
Re: Food consumption text variations?
Okay, cool. I'll keep 'em coming as I think of them.
- Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:01 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Item Requirements
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1989
Re: Item Requirements
How about a tab next to 'eat' and 'drink' on consumables detailing the fullness they take up, to aid strategic consumption and to stop overeating/drinking? Could be handy.
- Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:41 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Cake Appreciation Society
- Replies: 44
- Views: 8195
Re: Cake Appreciation Society
I doubt a Russian dessert would be named after 'One Man and his Dog', but yes, that is true. And Baked Alaska looks like the Alaskan Sunrise, only without the insane pro-lifer governing it.
- Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:39 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Food consumption text variations?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2961
Re: Food consumption text variations?
BLT: "You eat the BLT. It's as easy as 1, 2, 3, and it tastes Y-M-E." Dixon Corn Dog: "You eat the Corn Dog, pondering whether there exists a less appetising name for a snack." Dixon Toffee Apple: "You eat the healthy apple, which is made completely moot by the inch-thick layer of toffee you have to...
- Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:12 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Taking a short holiday
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8253
Re: Taking a short holiday
Ah, Stroby, you patriot you. I wouldn't live anywhere else, but I WOULD de-chav the place first.
- Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:00 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: How do you eat your porridge (oatmeal?)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2927
Re: How do you eat your porridge (oatmeal?)
Hey Gobb, maybe there's an item idea, different flavoured porridges, just mix the oats with various items. Bit off-topic, but still.
- Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:32 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Toilet
- Replies: 33
- Views: 32274
Re: Toilet
Them's the breaks, Impy
- Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:48 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Toilet
- Replies: 33
- Views: 32274
Re: Toilet
Impalix, I think what he means is that it would be functionally pointless to imple-oh, you were joking. Curse you, Asperger's Syndrome! Curse you to hell! Anyway...
- Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:35 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Food consumption text variations?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2961
Re: Food consumption text variations?
Artery Hardener: "You eat the Artery Hardener. You almost choke from the MSG, but hey, look at your Arteries! They're so buff! You feel stronger, and now you've got a lot of energy to burn!" Any type of 'spider' drink: "You drink the <drink> Spider. Thankfully, it doesn't taste like spiders. We're n...
- Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:29 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Action Bar and Action Frame Enhancements
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1430
Re: Action Bar and Action Frame Enhancements
Anyone with an 'End' bar (i.e. everyone) makes scrolling easy enough. If people don't want to read content, they're not going to. Not a negative comment on the content, but it's for people who take the time to read it. However, I do agree that changing the battle scene is a good idea. The attack mes...
- Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:52 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Taking a short holiday
- Replies: 59
- Views: 8253
Re: Taking a short holiday
Whatever you do, never holiday to England. Ever. Too rainy. Beaches are full of chavs. Trust me on this one XD
- Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:51 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Toilet
- Replies: 33
- Views: 32274
Re: Toilet
That's a brilliant idea, actually. By 'tokens' I thought you meant 'of appreciation', which would have made it a little restricted. Still, good thinking. I'd love something like that.
- Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:49 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Cake Appreciation Society
- Replies: 44
- Views: 8195
Re: Cake Appreciation Society
White-chocolate cake with white chocolate sauce and white chocolate drops. Well, except the cake IS a lie, so...
- Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:48 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: How do you eat your porridge (oatmeal?)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2927
Re: How do you eat your porridge (oatmeal?)
I will now openly admit that I have NEVER eaten porridge. Always commercial breakfast cereal, but never porridge. I will have to try it.
- Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:45 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Introduce Yourself
- Replies: 171
- Views: 165680
Re: Introduce Yourself
I'm Reenix. I'm a 19-year-old student of English Literature and Creative Writing at Bath Spa University.
I'm on Kingdom of Loathing as well, and also XBOX Live (guess my username). I'm living the single life, studying and messing about. And that's it!
I'm on Kingdom of Loathing as well, and also XBOX Live (guess my username). I'm living the single life, studying and messing about. And that's it!
- Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:41 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: We Want YOU!
- Replies: 39
- Views: 59336
Re: We Want YOU!
You don't have to be a C++ expert to help an MMORPG - it's made for the people, we are the people. *gets my arse back to script-writing*
- Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:39 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Eggs, Basket, Keeping.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 679
Eggs, Basket, Keeping.
I notice that the Boo-boo B-Gone strips are shown in 'Miscellaneous' rather than Lotions/Potions. I know that, technically, a plaster is neither a lotion or a potion, but it's annoying to bo back and forth between healing items (Burn Cream is listed as a potion) to get to a healing item. Can we get ...
- Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:37 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Item Requirements
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1989
Item Requirements
In regards to a minor bug I discovered with the legendary hard rock hat, I think it would be a good idea to include the stat required (if any) to equip an item. That way, people won't buy items they can't use. (Or if they do, they don't have an excuse.) Also, if people do have an item they can't equ...
- Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:00 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Mall Selling Prices
- Replies: 4
- Views: 993
Re: Mall Selling Prices
Yeah, last time it kept resetting to 999,999,999, now it's fine. As long as it's sorted, no problems here. If anything else comes up I'll add. Thanks x
- Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:44 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Mall Selling Prices
- Replies: 4
- Views: 993
Mall Selling Prices
When adding items to your store that you already have, leaving the 'price' box as zero currently adds the items and sets the price to 999,999,999. At the moment, adding extra items means having to go and check what price your item already is. I propose that leaving the 'price' box as 0 when adding e...
- Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:56 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?
- Replies: 57
- Views: 26966
Re: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?
Meh, my pseudo-girlfriend has bigger and more realistic ones. "More", he says XD
I'll ask her to spin round for me at Xmas, then we'll see
I'll ask her to spin round for me at Xmas, then we'll see
- Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:11 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Chat System - Suggestions
- Replies: 34
- Views: 22156
Re: Chat System - Suggestions
Sorry guys, but yeah, that's what it was, sort of. ^_^
- Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:47 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Chat System - Suggestions
- Replies: 34
- Views: 22156
Re: Chat System - Suggestions
One thing I noticed in chat is that the chat notifies us whenever anyone logs in/out. I know it's not much of a problem right now, since there are rarely more than 6 people in chat, but soon, it might become a bit of an issue. Yes, we can choose to have these notifications disabled, but then what ab...
- Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:25 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?
- Replies: 57
- Views: 26966
Re: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?
I feel inferior now
My pathetic excuses for eyes won't...let...me...see...it! Gaargh.
My pathetic excuses for eyes won't...let...me...see...it! Gaargh.
- Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:23 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Initial observations/suggestions/et al
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3501
Re: Initial observations/suggestions/et al
I like the idea of having regular intermissions of restoring turns/stomach/bladder capacity, it means that if you've used up all your turns for 'one day', you wouldn't have to spend the rest of the day doing nothing, game-wise. Obviously there would have to be some sort of restriction to stop turn-g...
- Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:18 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Council-Esque Function
- Replies: 2
- Views: 788
Re: Council-Esque Function
Awesome. Thanks for the heads-up.
- Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:38 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Initial observations/suggestions/et al
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3501
Re: Initial observations/suggestions/et al
Remember that the game is still very much in its early stages, the limit-increasing items will almost certainly be released when the open beta comes out - maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think the idea right now is to finish all the quests and ask for everything that Kingdom of Loathing has - we're our...
- Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:29 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Council-Esque Function
- Replies: 2
- Views: 788
Council-Esque Function
We've had Professor von Noob hand out the opening tutorial, but as for the actual quests so far, they seem to be a bit vague. With 50 turns a day that's enough to scratch the surface of the places, but for beginning players, trying to work out what to do and not get beaten up could be quite frustrat...
- Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:19 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Satan's Paradox: The Musical
- Replies: 5
- Views: 15691
Re: Satan's Paradox: The Musical
It's awesome, in the way that the end of the world is awesome.
Thank you for corrupting my otherwise pure mind, Gobb
Thank you for corrupting my otherwise pure mind, Gobb
- Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:18 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Get Involved!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 13258
Re: Get Involved!
I'd love to help, especially with the writing of new content (being an English and Creative Writing student at University).
I've been playing KoL for a while too, and Paradox is shaping up to be awesome, so I'm definitely up for it.
I've been playing KoL for a while too, and Paradox is shaping up to be awesome, so I'm definitely up for it.
- Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:17 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?
- Replies: 57
- Views: 26966
Re: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?
I can only see clockwise, I'm myopic and colourblind, which may be why I'm biased on the clockwise side.
- Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:08 am
- Forum: Gameplay Discussion
- Topic: Cost Effectiveness
- Replies: 3
- Views: 9733
Re: Cost Effectiveness
Artery Hardeners go for 120 Moolah, once a day in the mall, and Cider Spiders are cheap as chips. The best way to make money is just to blast the Skill Games and mall the tickets.
- Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:03 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: We Want YOU!
- Replies: 39
- Views: 59336
Re: We Want YOU!
Oh, and a suggestion for you: class system!
Brawn - Brains - Bravado
If you want some ideas of the class name, what's the theme of the game? The plot, as it were.
Brawn - Brains - Bravado
If you want some ideas of the class name, what's the theme of the game? The plot, as it were.
- Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:02 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Item Description
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1121
Re: Item Description
When you do, however, don a costume, does it show the costume's effects? If not, that should happen on the sideline.
- Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:58 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: We Want YOU!
- Replies: 39
- Views: 59336
Re: We Want YOU!
I'd love to. As a University Creative Writing student, I'd be happy to help. Just say when, what, where and how. And probably why, too.
~Reenix
~Reenix