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I want a box with an infected appendix in.

Doesnt do anything. Just to have.

ya ya big goofy Gob

So, its a couple of days before Thanksgiving. The farmer walks out to his field, axe in hand and approaches a large turkey. He looks the turkey in the eye and says "Turkey, its time to die" Know what the turkey says? Nothing Fucker, turkeys cant talk. yeah, ok, its a lot funnier if, er, well if your...

Awesome impy! Congrats!!

"Shiny Birthday Hat Tassel" Bling- +1 to all stats. In combat, occasionally "Your opponent is distracted by the sparklies, and gets lost in memories of their own birthday....which luckily, gives you the opportunity to clobber them a good one!" Description: "Well, doesn't look like you have your Birt...

"I've finally been convinced that the game should hold your hand when it comes to resting. Enjoy never resting for too many turns ever, ever again. Sat, Jul 4, 2009 04:25 - Gobberwart" Well now, this seemed like a decent idea when I first read it. But then I got snotless, and rested for...3 turns. T...

If NOTHING else, its one of the few items that gives +turns at intermission.

For that alone it will be "worth it"

And 2 for +30 turns?

Could very well be an essential buy.

The int bonus, eh, no biggie, this isn't going to be a walkin around to hit stuff gear selection.