Forums! The Musical

Zammorak

Sounds interesting. I'd join, but I'm getting my laptop worked on over the break before next semester starts, and I'm not sure how much I'll be online.

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Let me begin with why Cowboy should not receive such an item. He volunteers and helps people. Why in god's name would we award him the flaming torch of intolerance if he's just going to help people light their campfires with it?! Now then, as for why I deserve such an item... First off, I missed get...

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The above statement is false, as I am a shiny golden god of spelling and grammar.

The person below discovered the hard way that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except for herpes.

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Alright, sorry about that Sally.

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Edit: This post never happened.

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Clan Name: Orange Field Leader: Orange Overlord Officers: Mandarin-Blood Orange Agents Members: Mandarin-Blood Orange Wedges Probationary Members: Cloud of Orange Zest Offense-Committing Members: Half-Rotten Orange Description: From the fields of orange, just outside of Paradox City, we come to rei...

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I'm creating Orange Field, and that's all I have to say about that. All you cool alpha kids could send an application through my clan's strenuous filtering process, though.

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The Orange Resurrection Fund For far too long has the Paradox orange been extinct. This delicious orange was eaten out of existence due to its delicious flavor, and great use in Paradox orange juice. The evidence of this can be found all throughout the junkyard, wandering waste-deep through Paradox ...

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In addition to all that other cool stuff, there'll be my first actual give-away! There'll be a token belt and some chain-mail shirts flying around!*

*Assuming I can/remember to show up.

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Paradox: Vengeance in 3D Starring: Mel Gibson as Zammorak Jake Gyllenhaal as Cowboy Angelina Jolie as SallyFox Brad Pitt as Legion In a world over-run by evil, it's up to one man to save them all. Zammorak, a lowly merchant, had his shop raided by the legions of Legion, and must take up arms along ...

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Looking forward to it, man.

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-Fade in- Paradox Brand Generic Corn Flakes are now 100% asbestos-free, and contain 50% less radium than the next leading brand! And not only are they now less hazardous than before, but now it comes with something even more important... Marshmallows! Buy a box, and tell everyone you know they're aw...

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Party! Woooooo!

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All the cool kids will be there! Actually, it'll be two days off of my birthday, too, so we have another reason to celebrate!

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Item-player variable instances, as you call them, would not be possible without major changes to the code. At least I'm pretty sure I remember hearing Gobb say that once. Send him a link of the thread and see what he has to say to be sure. Other than that it sounds like a pretty cool idea.

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Mack and I, as well as a few others, have gotten it working, so it definitely isn't an April Fool's joke. :E

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This guy will be there, you can count on that. You can also count on a boat or in a moat, Sam I Am. I do not like green eggs and ham.

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/me sheds a single tear for the loss of /flamewars. You will be missed. D':

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Show Name: That Techno Show

Reference: That 70's Show

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So in a couple of years the Alpha items will become tradable, Mack?

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Q: How many cowboys does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A: Just two; Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal.

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As the title states, the alpha goodies should be made tradable. Alpha goodies here meaning the alpha launch souvenir t-shirt and the empty alpha launch souvenir goodies bag. So you may be asking yourself, "Self, why would anyone want these items to be tradable?" Here is what I have thought up: - The...

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So I just had a flash-back to the time I had an idea for the autosell page: replacing the Sell All But One field with a Sell All But [number box]. It would work in much the same way as the Sell Quantity field, but instead of selling that quantity, it would sell all but that quantity. It would save a...

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Mack, that may be a good idea. I'll put some thought toward it. Perhaps orange juice of some sort...

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Of course not, it's an orange cloning machine. People these days... bah!

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But then what would be the point of eating it?

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Would you rather I have some sort of dice-esque system for getting oranges?

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How is it supposed to be obtained? This is a page for custom items. You know, those one-of-a-kind things that magically show up in your inventory when you please The Powers That Be. Also, the oranges are at an average 5.5 turns per fullness. You forgot to take out the one adventure for peeling the o...

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All items have been made transparent except the orange slices. The transparent images are on my computer until a point in time that I upload them. Probably in the next few days. http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/498/orangegenerator.gif Orange Generator (Device) Description: This ancient cloning devi...

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Okay, it looks like the Mac version of Safari V. 4.0.2 does not work with Paradox anymore. I cleared cookies, cleared the cache, and restarted the browser, etc. and still had the "Password Hash Authentication Failed" message. TROGDORable tried Safari V. 4.0.4, and it works fine, but anyone running o...

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Luckily I do not have photoshop. That would be far too easy.

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I would have already done that for all of my creations if I had any idea how to make transparent pictures on this computer.

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I would greatly enjoy a pocket watch with "It's about time." written across the bottom of the backing on the inside, and "Paradox! The Musical" written along the bottom of the same general area. Then again, pocket watches are pretty cool in general.

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Woohoo! I got a passing grade, does this mean it's going to be created?

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Kombat Wombat (HoloPet) Description: This is one vicious looking wombat! Just looking at it makes you glad your spine is still intact. Notes: Adds {Finish him!} to the end of chat messages, and to the last hit in a combat sequence. 1/2 chance to attack for .5x-x damage, where x is equal to Wombat in...

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I could always just put it at 5, but that would leave out some sort of fun equation for people to spade/figure out.

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Would you rather I put it back to it's original power? I didn't think so.

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There, I changed it to something more suitable.

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Item Name: Plutonium Pocket Watch (Offhand) Description: This has to be the most dangerous creation in the history of the world. And yet security would still rather let you take it on the airplane than your bottle of water. Defense: 50 Effect: +1 to all equipment that give +turns at intermission Ref...

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Gobberwart finished his genocide of the Paradox orange population. Nooooooooooooooooo!

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Cowboy wrote:If the world were in the shape of the taco, there would be different parts of the earth with different gravitational attractions, so the Olympics would have to be in the same place every 2 years.

Wait, what does this have to do with oranges?

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It was a typo. You still didn't answer my question.

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Gobb, why would you have paper cuts in your mouth? Were there no sheep around?

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But my pills make the oranges go away... is what I would say if I were completely insane, but in this case I believe it to be more effective to ask you why oranges? Why Godd, why?!

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I would rather have a repeat of those holidays than have no holidays at all, but whatever course of action you deem necessary is fine with me.

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Oranges aren't herbs. Herbs are for (leaf) enjoying hippies.

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Yeah? Well... your mom! But more on task, we need someone to build an Al Goreesque slideshow about why we should save the oranges. It would certainly show those genocidal dev's that the near extinction of the Paradox orange is in some way related to Al Gore's sister dying of lung cancer when he was ...

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I'm fairly certain there should be laws against public stupidity. :E

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Cowboy wrote:It never existed. Maybe in a few million years the orange will "evolve" from other plants

You kids these days and your stupidity... of course the Paradox orange exists! What do you think my chavatar is, a large, shapely, orange melon?!

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<res>August second, nineteen ninety-three is the day that I was brought into this world.</res>

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