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- Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:36 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Yule Present Exchange Program v1.0
- Replies: 8
- Views: 27517
Re: Yule Present Exchange Program v1.0
Sounds interesting. I'd join, but I'm getting my laptop worked on over the break before next semester starts, and I'm not sure how much I'll be online.
- Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:30 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Flaming TORCH competition
- Replies: 16
- Views: 32050
Re: Flaming TORCH competition
Let me begin with why Cowboy should not receive such an item. He volunteers and helps people. Why in god's name would we award him the flaming torch of intolerance if he's just going to help people light their campfires with it?! Now then, as for why I deserve such an item... First off, I missed get...
- Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:12 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
- Replies: 113
- Views: 40424
Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
The above statement is false, as I am a shiny golden god of spelling and grammar.
The person below discovered the hard way that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except for herpes.
The person below discovered the hard way that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except for herpes.
Re: Beta Clan
Alright, sorry about that Sally.
Re: Beta Clan
Edit: This post never happened.
Re: Beta Clan
Clan Name: Orange Field Leader: Orange Overlord Officers: Mandarin-Blood Orange Agents Members: Mandarin-Blood Orange Wedges Probationary Members: Cloud of Orange Zest Offense-Committing Members: Half-Rotten Orange Description: From the fields of orange, just outside of Paradox City, we come to rei...
Re: Beta Clan
I'm creating Orange Field, and that's all I have to say about that. All you cool alpha kids could send an application through my clan's strenuous filtering process, though.
- Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:02 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Create a PARADOX "Charity Fund" competition
- Replies: 19
- Views: 13130
Re: Create a PARADOX "Charity Fund" competition
The Orange Resurrection Fund For far too long has the Paradox orange been extinct. This delicious orange was eaten out of existence due to its delicious flavor, and great use in Paradox orange juice. The evidence of this can be found all throughout the junkyard, wandering waste-deep through Paradox ...
- Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:00 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Chat event March 22nd
- Replies: 9
- Views: 9960
Re: Chat event March 22nd
In addition to all that other cool stuff, there'll be my first actual give-away! There'll be a token belt and some chain-mail shirts flying around!*
*Assuming I can/remember to show up.
*Assuming I can/remember to show up.
- Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:41 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Create PARADOX....... The MOVIE!
- Replies: 29
- Views: 17587
Re: Create PARADOX....... The MOVIE!
Paradox: Vengeance in 3D Starring: Mel Gibson as Zammorak Jake Gyllenhaal as Cowboy Angelina Jolie as SallyFox Brad Pitt as Legion In a world over-run by evil, it's up to one man to save them all. Zammorak, a lowly merchant, had his shop raided by the legions of Legion, and must take up arms along ...
- Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:05 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Black Friday?! How about Black Saturday!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 10696
Re: Black Friday?! How about Black Saturday!
Looking forward to it, man.
- Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:44 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Paradox....the cornflake competition
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3778
Re: Paradox....the cornflake competition
-Fade in- Paradox Brand Generic Corn Flakes are now 100% asbestos-free, and contain 50% less radium than the next leading brand! And not only are they now less hazardous than before, but now it comes with something even more important... Marshmallows! Buy a box, and tell everyone you know they're aw...
- Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:51 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Happy Birthday!!!
- Replies: 16
- Views: 12255
Re: Happy Birthday!!!
Party! Woooooo!
- Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:49 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: End of July Event - July 31
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3817
Re: End of July Event - July 31
All the cool kids will be there! Actually, it'll be two days off of my birthday, too, so we have another reason to celebrate!
- Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:44 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Empty Portable Closet
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1889
Re: Empty Portable Closet
Item-player variable instances, as you call them, would not be possible without major changes to the code. At least I'm pretty sure I remember hearing Gobb say that once. Send him a link of the thread and see what he has to say to be sure. Other than that it sounds like a pretty cool idea.
- Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:43 am
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: NEW TECHNOLOGY UPDATE - TESTING REQUIRED
- Replies: 28
- Views: 47229
Re: NEW TECHNOLOGY UPDATE - TESTING REQUIRED
Mack and I, as well as a few others, have gotten it working, so it definitely isn't an April Fool's joke. :E
- Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:28 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Sallyfox is going to DIE
- Replies: 29
- Views: 6883
Re: Sallyfox is going to DIE
This guy will be there, you can count on that. You can also count on a boat or in a moat, Sam I Am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
- Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:54 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Closure of FLAMEWARS?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4000
Re: Closure of FLAMEWARS?
/me sheds a single tear for the loss of /flamewars. You will be missed. D':
- Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:22 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: DJ MasTechno needs a show name!
- Replies: 25
- Views: 5019
Re: DJ MasTechno needs a show name!
Show Name: That Techno Show
Reference: That 70's Show
Reference: That 70's Show
- Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:10 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Make Alpha Items Tradable
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2423
Re: Make Alpha Items Tradable
So in a couple of years the Alpha items will become tradable, Mack?
- Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:23 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: April 1st Joke Contest
- Replies: 21
- Views: 4640
Re: Homemade Joke Contest
Q: How many cowboys does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A: Just two; Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal.
A: Just two; Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal.
- Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:31 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Make Alpha Items Tradable
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2423
Make Alpha Items Tradable
As the title states, the alpha goodies should be made tradable. Alpha goodies here meaning the alpha launch souvenir t-shirt and the empty alpha launch souvenir goodies bag. So you may be asking yourself, "Self, why would anyone want these items to be tradable?" Here is what I have thought up: - The...
- Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:21 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Autosell All But X
- Replies: 2
- Views: 829
Autosell All But X
So I just had a flash-back to the time I had an idea for the autosell page: replacing the Sell All But One field with a Sell All But [number box]. It would work in much the same way as the Sell Quantity field, but instead of selling that quantity, it would sell all but that quantity. It would save a...
- Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:42 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
Mack, that may be a good idea. I'll put some thought toward it. Perhaps orange juice of some sort...
- Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:53 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
Of course not, it's an orange cloning machine. People these days... bah!
- Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:50 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
But then what would be the point of eating it?
- Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:58 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
Would you rather I have some sort of dice-esque system for getting oranges?
- Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:34 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
How is it supposed to be obtained? This is a page for custom items. You know, those one-of-a-kind things that magically show up in your inventory when you please The Powers That Be. Also, the oranges are at an average 5.5 turns per fullness. You forgot to take out the one adventure for peeling the o...
- Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:41 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
All items have been made transparent except the orange slices. The transparent images are on my computer until a point in time that I upload them. Probably in the next few days. http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/498/orangegenerator.gif Orange Generator (Device) Description: This ancient cloning devi...
- Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:10 am
- Forum: HELP!
- Topic: i cant log in
- Replies: 35
- Views: 30105
Re: i cant log in
Okay, it looks like the Mac version of Safari V. 4.0.2 does not work with Paradox anymore. I cleared cookies, cleared the cache, and restarted the browser, etc. and still had the "Password Hash Authentication Failed" message. TROGDORable tried Safari V. 4.0.4, and it works fine, but anyone running o...
- Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:41 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
Luckily I do not have photoshop. That would be far too easy.
- Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:17 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
I would have already done that for all of my creations if I had any idea how to make transparent pictures on this computer.
- Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:22 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Possible Paradox Merchandise
- Replies: 14
- Views: 13194
Re: Possible Paradox Merchandise
I would greatly enjoy a pocket watch with "It's about time." written across the bottom of the backing on the inside, and "Paradox! The Musical" written along the bottom of the same general area. Then again, pocket watches are pretty cool in general.
- Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:33 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
Woohoo! I got a passing grade, does this mean it's going to be created?
- Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:55 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
Kombat Wombat (HoloPet) Description: This is one vicious looking wombat! Just looking at it makes you glad your spine is still intact. Notes: Adds {Finish him!} to the end of chat messages, and to the last hit in a combat sequence. 1/2 chance to attack for .5x-x damage, where x is equal to Wombat in...
- Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:00 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
I could always just put it at 5, but that would leave out some sort of fun equation for people to spade/figure out.
- Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:42 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
Would you rather I put it back to it's original power? I didn't think so.
- Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:24 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
There, I changed it to something more suitable.
- Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:18 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
- Replies: 65
- Views: 31059
Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...
Item Name: Plutonium Pocket Watch (Offhand) Description: This has to be the most dangerous creation in the history of the world. And yet security would still rather let you take it on the airplane than your bottle of water. Defense: 50 Effect: +1 to all equipment that give +turns at intermission Ref...
- Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:34 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Save the Oranges Foundation
- Replies: 30
- Views: 4840
Re: Save the Oranges Foundation
Gobberwart finished his genocide of the Paradox orange population. Nooooooooooooooooo!
- Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:54 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Save the Oranges Foundation
- Replies: 30
- Views: 4840
Re: Save the Oranges Foundation
Wait, what does this have to do with oranges?Cowboy wrote:If the world were in the shape of the taco, there would be different parts of the earth with different gravitational attractions, so the Olympics would have to be in the same place every 2 years.
- Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:38 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Save the Oranges Foundation
- Replies: 30
- Views: 4840
Re: Save the Oranges Foundation
It was a typo. You still didn't answer my question.
- Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:58 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Save the Oranges Foundation
- Replies: 30
- Views: 4840
Re: Save the Oranges Foundation
Gobb, why would you have paper cuts in your mouth? Were there no sheep around?
- Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:30 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Save the Oranges Foundation
- Replies: 30
- Views: 4840
Re: Save the Oranges Foundation
But my pills make the oranges go away... is what I would say if I were completely insane, but in this case I believe it to be more effective to ask you why oranges? Why Godd, why?!
- Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:03 pm
- Forum: Paradox Beta
- Topic: The Fun Police Have Arrived!
- Replies: 17
- Views: 33826
Re: The Fun Police Have Arrived!
I would rather have a repeat of those holidays than have no holidays at all, but whatever course of action you deem necessary is fine with me.
- Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:00 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Save the Oranges Foundation
- Replies: 30
- Views: 4840
Re: Save the Oranges Foundation
Oranges aren't herbs. Herbs are for (leaf) enjoying hippies.
- Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:42 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Save the Oranges Foundation
- Replies: 30
- Views: 4840
Re: Save the Oranges Foundation
Yeah? Well... your mom! But more on task, we need someone to build an Al Goreesque slideshow about why we should save the oranges. It would certainly show those genocidal dev's that the near extinction of the Paradox orange is in some way related to Al Gore's sister dying of lung cancer when he was ...
- Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:30 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Save the Oranges Foundation
- Replies: 30
- Views: 4840
Re: Save the Oranges Foundation
I'm fairly certain there should be laws against public stupidity. :E
- Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:58 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Save the Oranges Foundation
- Replies: 30
- Views: 4840
Re: Save the Oranges Foundation
You kids these days and your stupidity... of course the Paradox orange exists! What do you think my chavatar is, a large, shapely, orange melon?!Cowboy wrote:It never existed. Maybe in a few million years the orange will "evolve" from other plants
- Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:58 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Wen r ur birfday?
- Replies: 64
- Views: 9528
Re: Wen r ur birfday?
<res>August second, nineteen ninety-three is the day that I was brought into this world.</res>