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- Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:18 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: A Spooooky Halloween Story
- Replies: 0
- Views: 15742
A Spooooky Halloween Story
I was walking home from work last night, when I heard a THUMP - THUMP noise behind me. When I looked behind me I saw a coffin standing upright on the sidewalk. "Oh", I thought, "just a Halloween decoration." I continued walking when I heard the THUMP - THUMP again. I turned around and saw the coffin...
- Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:53 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 38393
Re: What's everyone doing this summer?
Still in Honolulu here.
Aloha and good luck!
Aloha and good luck!
- Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:56 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Little Dots
- Replies: 4
- Views: 27805
Re: Little Dots
Try counting on your toes instead.
- Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:46 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: [RESOLVED] Server outage - Jan 10 2015
- Replies: 3
- Views: 32958
Re: [RESOLVED] Server outage - Jan 10 2015
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- Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:35 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Parasite's Food Blog
- Replies: 10
- Views: 32432
Re: Parasite's Food Blog
Cigarettes and whiskey
- Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:49 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
she saw Cowboy
- Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:47 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
she saw Cowboy
- Sun Aug 24, 2014 6:19 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
rangers. As she
- Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:18 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
to the rhythm
- Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:56 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 589
- Views: 355058
- Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:08 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Wiki Reference Contest!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 31200
Re: Wiki Reference Contest!
The Carved Child refers to Little Wooden Boy, in the Little Wooden Boy and the Belly of Love episode of The Tick (the animated series).
- Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:30 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Wiki Reference Contest!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 31200
Re: Wiki Reference Contest!
I think "Long John Silver" more likely refers to the character in Treasure Island, than the seafood restaurant.Cowboy wrote:The line "Captain Long John Underwear" refers to Long John Silver's, a seafood restaurant and Long Johns, a type of underwear.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasure_Island
- Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:51 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
SallyFox shook her
- Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:39 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Farewell DJ Toothless
- Replies: 15
- Views: 36104
Re: Farewell DJ Toothless
I'm very sad to hear about that. My prayers go out to his friends and family.
- Sat May 31, 2014 7:46 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Wikipedia template
- Replies: 10
- Views: 10578
Re: Wikipedia template
Thank you for considering it.
Please don't let this minor matter take priority over game development.
Cheers!
Please don't let this minor matter take priority over game development.
Cheers!
- Fri May 30, 2014 2:10 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Wiki Reference Contest!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 31200
Re: Wiki Reference Contest!
Oh, and the hair in the Short Island iced tea refers to short hairs . Here are some more jokes referenced in 'Barroom Blitz': A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?' The guy says 'What?' bartender: 'I said, do you know you've got a carrot in ...
- Wed May 28, 2014 8:06 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
trouser pockets. Twerking
- Wed May 28, 2014 8:04 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Wiki Reference Contest!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 31200
Re: Wiki Reference Contest!
In the USA, a lawsuit was lodged against McDonalds, by a woman who suffered an injury to her legs, when she spilled their scalding hot coffee on herself. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants :) Here are a few that I noticed... Master Miner: The description contains a refer...
- Fri May 02, 2014 3:38 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Wikipedia template
- Replies: 10
- Views: 10578
Re: Wikipedia template
Here is one example. Suppose I want to add a link to the Wikipedia article about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Without the Wikipedia template, I would type this: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger] With the Wikipedia template, I would type this: {{wikipedia|Arnold Sch...
- Thu May 01, 2014 5:12 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Wikipedia template
- Replies: 10
- Views: 10578
Re: Wikipedia template
I've looked, and most references link to Wikipedia, but a few of them link to other sites.
Also, I verified that our wiki does not have a Wikipedia link template.
Also, I verified that our wiki does not have a Wikipedia link template.
- Thu May 01, 2014 5:06 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
reared its ugly
- Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:03 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Wikipedia template
- Replies: 10
- Views: 10578
Wikipedia template
Considering the large number of pop culture references in the game, I think we should standardize the way we link to outside sources. Over in the Twilight Heroes wiki, we have a template to link to Wikipedia. I was thinking of adding that template to the Paradox! wiki, but my wiki-fu is not strong e...
- Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:46 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
world domination plans
- Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:52 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
sultanas, prunes, and
- Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:20 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
bran cereal with
- Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:58 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt
- Replies: 15
- Views: 12058
Re: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt
Aw, I missed the contest.
But yay! congrats Eboli!
But yay! congrats Eboli!
- Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:12 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Happy Easter Day Raffles
- Replies: 19
- Views: 13438
Re: Happy Easter Day Raffles
Woo!
Thanks for the contest, Mack!
:mrgreen:
Thanks for the contest, Mack!
:mrgreen:
- Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:04 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Happy Easter Day Raffles
- Replies: 19
- Views: 13438
Re: Happy Easter Day Raffles
Here's my response.
I can't guarantee that I'll be there, but I'll try.
I can't guarantee that I'll be there, but I'll try.
- Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:55 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
in his trousers.
- Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:28 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Spam in the wiki
- Replies: 15
- Views: 14862
Re: Spam in the wiki
FYI, over in Twilight Heroes, the spambot problem got so bad that we required admin permission to open a wiki account.
Eliminating all of the randomly-generated stuff took a while.
It was ridiculous.
Eliminating all of the randomly-generated stuff took a while.
It was ridiculous.
- Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:20 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
was a resurgence
- Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:34 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 589
- Views: 355058
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Happy New Year, everybody!
I have been vacationing in Las Vegas, and having a blast!
Lots of booze, poker, and prostitutes!
Just kidding.
I play blackjack.
I have been vacationing in Las Vegas, and having a blast!
Lots of booze, poker, and prostitutes!
Just kidding.
I play blackjack.
- Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:54 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Spam in the wiki
- Replies: 15
- Views: 14862
Re: Spam in the wiki
Here are a few thing I learned from my involvement with the Twilight Heroes wiki.
(1) We added an additional captcha whenever someone adds a link to an outside site.
(2) We banned the offender's url when we caught a spambot.
These two steps eliminated most of our spam problems.
Good luck.
(1) We added an additional captcha whenever someone adds a link to an outside site.
(2) We banned the offender's url when we caught a spambot.
These two steps eliminated most of our spam problems.
Good luck.
- Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:10 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 589
- Views: 355058
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
I haven't had a chance to play much recently, but today when I logged in, I was the only one there. *sigh*
Re: DJ Snoopy
Aw, that's very sad.
I wonder if he was on the Kitty Hawk when I saw the ship in Japan...
I wonder if he was on the Kitty Hawk when I saw the ship in Japan...
- Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:45 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Paradox BIRTHDAY.......AGAIN!!
- Replies: 15
- Views: 14543
Re: Paradox BIRTHDAY.......AGAIN!!
Woo-hoo!
- Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:08 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
bottles of wine.
- Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:45 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
mouse can have
- Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:45 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Leave of Absence
- Replies: 11
- Views: 11956
Re: Leave of Absence
Shhhh. That's supposed to be a secret.sodafett wrote:I hadn't heard either, congrats, it's easier than people think.
- Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:19 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
- Replies: 31
- Views: 17689
Re: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
Wow. Take care of yourself, Jupider. And everybody else too.
- Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:17 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Who breaks in to a house and doesn't steal anything?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 11874
Re: Who breaks in to a house and doesn't steal anything?
+1 ^LordCretin wrote:Do inform the police. The officers for your area will then be aware there is a problem and just maybe, you might help prevent a neighbour's home being done over.
- Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:14 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Leave of Absence
- Replies: 11
- Views: 11956
Re: Leave of Absence
20 year navy veteran here.
Good luck!
Good luck!
- Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:55 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185798
Re: Three Word Story
wanted his money.
- Tue May 29, 2012 6:01 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Changes with Paradox. EVERYONE READ!
- Replies: 12
- Views: 27850
Re: Changes with Paradox. EVERYONE READ!
I'm looking forward to seeing the changes.
Good luck, fellow Paracites!
Good luck, fellow Paracites!
- Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:05 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
- Replies: 25
- Views: 15470
Re: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
Thanks for a fun chat event! :mrgreen:
- Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:02 pm
- Forum: Gameplay Discussion
- Topic: Class Equipment Restriction
- Replies: 9
- Views: 11478
Re: Class Equipment Restriction
I agree with Mack. I would much prefer that you add some class-specific items, for example some gloves that can only be worn by Brawn classes.
- Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:55 pm
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
- Replies: 195
- Views: 210260
Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
From one of the combat messages from the Guy in a Wabbit Suit:
Your opponent tells you the world is ending and you take 8 DAMAGE trying to get to a different world.!
It looks like there's superfluous terminal punctuation there.
Your opponent tells you the world is ending and you take 8 DAMAGE trying to get to a different world.!
It looks like there's superfluous terminal punctuation there.
- Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:38 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
- Replies: 25
- Views: 15470
Re: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
You're right. These Easter Egg puns need to dye.
- Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:41 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
- Replies: 25
- Views: 15470
Re: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
The time for such puns is ova!sodafett wrote:Everyone should have a hopping good time, once everyone hops to it and there will definitely be some eggstatic people around who are having eggceptionally good times, along with some hoppingly good prizes.
- Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:32 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: New quests!
- Replies: 8
- Views: 9248
Re: New quests!
Oops, sorry, I got the titles of those two stories mixed up. "All You Zombies" is about the time traveler who became his own mother and father. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E2%80%94All_You_Zombies%E2%80%94 "By His Bootstraps" is about the time traveler...well, it's kinda complicated. http://en.wiki...