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by Fizzbin
Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:18 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: A Spooooky Halloween Story
Replies: 0
Views: 14905

A Spooooky Halloween Story

I was walking home from work last night, when I heard a THUMP - THUMP noise behind me. When I looked behind me I saw a coffin standing upright on the sidewalk. "Oh", I thought, "just a Halloween decoration." I continued walking when I heard the THUMP - THUMP again. I turned around and saw the coffin...
by Fizzbin
Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:53 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
Replies: 17
Views: 37110

Re: What's everyone doing this summer?

Still in Honolulu here.
Aloha and good luck!
by Fizzbin
Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:56 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Little Dots
Replies: 4
Views: 26633

Re: Little Dots

Try counting on your toes instead. :P
by Fizzbin
Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:46 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: [RESOLVED] Server outage - Jan 10 2015
Replies: 3
Views: 32029

Re: [RESOLVED] Server outage - Jan 10 2015

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by Fizzbin
Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:35 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Parasite's Food Blog
Replies: 10
Views: 31375

Re: Parasite's Food Blog

Cigarettes and whiskey
by Fizzbin
Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:49 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

she saw Cowboy
by Fizzbin
Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:47 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

she saw Cowboy
by Fizzbin
Sun Aug 24, 2014 6:19 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

rangers. As she
by Fizzbin
Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:18 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

to the rhythm
by Fizzbin
Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:56 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342926

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

>.>

<.<

Nope.
by Fizzbin
Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:08 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Wiki Reference Contest!
Replies: 21
Views: 30164

Re: Wiki Reference Contest!

The Carved Child refers to Little Wooden Boy, in the Little Wooden Boy and the Belly of Love episode of The Tick (the animated series).
by Fizzbin
Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:30 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Wiki Reference Contest!
Replies: 21
Views: 30164

Re: Wiki Reference Contest!

Cowboy wrote:The line "Captain Long John Underwear" refers to Long John Silver's, a seafood restaurant and Long Johns, a type of underwear.
I think "Long John Silver" more likely refers to the character in Treasure Island, than the seafood restaurant.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasure_Island
by Fizzbin
Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:51 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

SallyFox shook her
by Fizzbin
Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:39 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Farewell DJ Toothless
Replies: 15
Views: 35357

Re: Farewell DJ Toothless

I'm very sad to hear about that. My prayers go out to his friends and family.
:cry:
by Fizzbin
Sat May 31, 2014 7:46 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Wikipedia template
Replies: 10
Views: 10179

Re: Wikipedia template

Thank you for considering it.
Please don't let this minor matter take priority over game development.
Cheers! :)
by Fizzbin
Fri May 30, 2014 2:10 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Wiki Reference Contest!
Replies: 21
Views: 30164

Re: Wiki Reference Contest!

Oh, and the hair in the Short Island iced tea refers to short hairs . Here are some more jokes referenced in 'Barroom Blitz': A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?' The guy says 'What?' bartender: 'I said, do you know you've got a carrot in ...
by Fizzbin
Wed May 28, 2014 8:06 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

trouser pockets. Twerking
by Fizzbin
Wed May 28, 2014 8:04 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Wiki Reference Contest!
Replies: 21
Views: 30164

Re: Wiki Reference Contest!

In the USA, a lawsuit was lodged against McDonalds, by a woman who suffered an injury to her legs, when she spilled their scalding hot coffee on herself. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants :) Here are a few that I noticed... Master Miner: The description contains a refer...
by Fizzbin
Fri May 02, 2014 3:38 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Wikipedia template
Replies: 10
Views: 10179

Re: Wikipedia template

Here is one example. Suppose I want to add a link to the Wikipedia article about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Without the Wikipedia template, I would type this: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger] With the Wikipedia template, I would type this: {{wikipedia|Arnold Sch...
by Fizzbin
Thu May 01, 2014 5:12 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Wikipedia template
Replies: 10
Views: 10179

Re: Wikipedia template

I've looked, and most references link to Wikipedia, but a few of them link to other sites.
Also, I verified that our wiki does not have a Wikipedia link template.
by Fizzbin
Thu May 01, 2014 5:06 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

reared its ugly
by Fizzbin
Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:03 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Wikipedia template
Replies: 10
Views: 10179

Wikipedia template

Considering the large number of pop culture references in the game, I think we should standardize the way we link to outside sources. Over in the Twilight Heroes wiki, we have a template to link to Wikipedia. I was thinking of adding that template to the Paradox! wiki, but my wiki-fu is not strong e...
by Fizzbin
Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:46 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

world domination plans
by Fizzbin
Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:52 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

sultanas, prunes, and
by Fizzbin
Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:20 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

bran cereal with
by Fizzbin
Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:58 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt
Replies: 15
Views: 11644

Re: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt

Aw, I missed the contest. :(

But yay! congrats Eboli! :D
by Fizzbin
Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:12 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Happy Easter Day Raffles
Replies: 19
Views: 13020

Re: Happy Easter Day Raffles

Woo!
Thanks for the contest, Mack!
:mrgreen:
by Fizzbin
Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:04 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Happy Easter Day Raffles
Replies: 19
Views: 13020

Re: Happy Easter Day Raffles

Here's my response.
I can't guarantee that I'll be there, but I'll try.
:)
by Fizzbin
Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:55 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

in his trousers.
by Fizzbin
Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:28 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Spam in the wiki
Replies: 15
Views: 14409

Re: Spam in the wiki

FYI, over in Twilight Heroes, the spambot problem got so bad that we required admin permission to open a wiki account.
Eliminating all of the randomly-generated stuff took a while.
It was ridiculous.
by Fizzbin
Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:20 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

was a resurgence
by Fizzbin
Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:34 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342926

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Happy New Year, everybody!
I have been vacationing in Las Vegas, and having a blast!
Lots of booze, poker, and prostitutes!


Just kidding.


I play blackjack.
by Fizzbin
Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:54 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Spam in the wiki
Replies: 15
Views: 14409

Re: Spam in the wiki

Here are a few thing I learned from my involvement with the Twilight Heroes wiki.
(1) We added an additional captcha whenever someone adds a link to an outside site.
(2) We banned the offender's url when we caught a spambot.

These two steps eliminated most of our spam problems.
Good luck.
by Fizzbin
Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:10 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342926

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

I haven't had a chance to play much recently, but today when I logged in, I was the only one there. *sigh*
by Fizzbin
Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:03 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: DJ Snoopy
Replies: 7
Views: 10176

Re: DJ Snoopy

Aw, that's very sad.
I wonder if he was on the Kitty Hawk when I saw the ship in Japan...
by Fizzbin
Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:45 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Paradox BIRTHDAY.......AGAIN!!
Replies: 15
Views: 14156

Re: Paradox BIRTHDAY.......AGAIN!!

Woo-hoo!

:D
by Fizzbin
Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:08 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

bottles of wine.
by Fizzbin
Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:45 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

mouse can have
by Fizzbin
Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:45 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Leave of Absence
Replies: 11
Views: 11527

Re: Leave of Absence

sodafett wrote:I hadn't heard either, congrats, it's easier than people think.
Shhhh. That's supposed to be a secret. :wink:
by Fizzbin
Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:19 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
Replies: 31
Views: 17134

Re: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.

Wow. Take care of yourself, Jupider. And everybody else too.
by Fizzbin
Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:17 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Who breaks in to a house and doesn't steal anything?
Replies: 15
Views: 11450

Re: Who breaks in to a house and doesn't steal anything?

LordCretin wrote:Do inform the police. The officers for your area will then be aware there is a problem and just maybe, you might help prevent a neighbour's home being done over.
+1 ^
by Fizzbin
Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:14 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Leave of Absence
Replies: 11
Views: 11527

Re: Leave of Absence

20 year navy veteran here.

Good luck!

:)
by Fizzbin
Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:55 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181138

Re: Three Word Story

wanted his money.
by Fizzbin
Tue May 29, 2012 6:01 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Changes with Paradox. EVERYONE READ!
Replies: 12
Views: 27155

Re: Changes with Paradox. EVERYONE READ!

I'm looking forward to seeing the changes.
Good luck, fellow Paracites!
by Fizzbin
Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:05 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
Replies: 25
Views: 15028

Re: Chat Event April 6th and 7th

Thanks for a fun chat event! :mrgreen:
by Fizzbin
Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:02 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Class Equipment Restriction
Replies: 9
Views: 11110

Re: Class Equipment Restriction

I agree with Mack. I would much prefer that you add some class-specific items, for example some gloves that can only be worn by Brawn classes.
by Fizzbin
Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:55 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 207733

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

From one of the combat messages from the Guy in a Wabbit Suit:
Your opponent tells you the world is ending and you take 8 DAMAGE trying to get to a different world.!

It looks like there's superfluous terminal punctuation there.
by Fizzbin
Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:38 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
Replies: 25
Views: 15028

Re: Chat Event April 6th and 7th

You're right. These Easter Egg puns need to dye.
by Fizzbin
Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:41 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
Replies: 25
Views: 15028

Re: Chat Event April 6th and 7th

sodafett wrote:Everyone should have a hopping good time, once everyone hops to it and there will definitely be some eggstatic people around who are having eggceptionally good times, along with some hoppingly good prizes.
The time for such puns is ova!
by Fizzbin
Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:32 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: New quests!
Replies: 8
Views: 8871

Re: New quests!

Oops, sorry, I got the titles of those two stories mixed up. "All You Zombies" is about the time traveler who became his own mother and father. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E2%80%94All_You_Zombies%E2%80%94 "By His Bootstraps" is about the time traveler...well, it's kinda complicated. http://en.wiki...