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by LordCretin
Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:41 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Boo! (stomps onna ground) ow! ow! Should not 'a done that, what with my foot'n all. (blows kisses and praises to his foot) A trojan ate my home pooter. Dang thang ate it and ate it real good. Riddled it with cantankerous nasties it did. And just to be rude, the wee deil slipped past my defences by h...
by LordCretin
Sat Sep 23, 2017 5:04 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Auntie Sally,
You naughty!
I was watching your telly adventures on Bob's Burgers the other night and...
YOU NAUGHTY!
A cheeky imp is you! Harr! Harr! You made me laffz0re with your cheeky boundary pushing improprieties.
by LordCretin
Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:30 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hey, hey cowboy! I hope your studies have served you well. (pokes his mangled memory cells, but cannot recall how long it’s been) Contrary to what we’re all told growing up, post-educational studies is not the end-all-be-all, so if it has not worked out for you, then that’s cool and if it has… then ...
by LordCretin
Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:44 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

More terror, this time in London, starting on London Bridge. London is about 2 or 3 hours east of Cardiff. A van has plowed through pedestrians on the bridge, then at some point 3 men with knives got out of the van and went on a stabbing spree, killing and injuring people. A police officer who may h...
by LordCretin
Sun May 28, 2017 8:28 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Cardiff is getting ready for its biggest event this year, the European football championships. I've worked some big events, but this one takes the biscuit. The amount of money being spent on the set-up and security is staggering. There are certain parts of the city where local residents (who don’t h...
by LordCretin
Fri May 26, 2017 12:38 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Cool! 18 FB friends in and ha! I came to the conclusion at 8, that it would be impossible to keep up with. One of the guys laughed when I said that and replied, "Yer fekk'd now bra', Facebook is gonna take over yer life!" As for who played Manchester on the night, I immediately thought - b...
by LordCretin
Thu May 25, 2017 11:34 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Kevin be cool, thankyou. I did log onto the games just long enough to show a presence. Paradox was the first game I played, where I would be missed and I did not put enough thought into saying that I am OK. Manchester is something like a 3 or 4 hour drive north of me. On the night in question, I was...
by LordCretin
Mon May 08, 2017 4:52 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Ho! Ho! jupy! The Wezza and me use yo throw back some richt michty concoctions. But I told him beforehand, if we throw back 2 gallons 'a cider and smoke a half-dozen spliffs inside a' two hours, then I can guarantee, I'd bring it back up. So - it was Coors Light for me (and a few spliffs to be sure)...
by LordCretin
Tue May 02, 2017 12:40 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Summer's onna way. w00t! w00t! My bud Wez, in Barry town, (Go, go! Gavin and Stacey) has a big back garden shed and teh f00l has only gone and transformed it into his own personal pub. Wee! Wee! Wee! We had had a grand ol' night on Sunday. A mate I haven't seen in some time joined us, along with Wez...
by LordCretin
Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:37 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hey jupy!
(Lordy and The Lads leap about the forums, dropping ice cubes down the back of everyone's trousers)

Ho! Ho!
They're not ice cubes!
They're diced reaper peppers!

April Fools!
by LordCretin
Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:11 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

I smells me St Paddy's Day approaching.
The weather in Cardiff has been rainy, but it looks to be drying out just the now. So give it two more days and I shall be in a beer garden down the bay.
Sure, 'tis a pint 'a teh black stuff be beckonin' me.

Nummies!
by LordCretin
Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:10 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

0o-eR!
Sir!
(shares a toast of absinthe-California Thunderbird Wine boilermakers)
by LordCretin
Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:06 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Wee!

It's... (gets distractz0red)

oo!
'Allo Z!

Today be Welshie Day - St David's Day! I'm off out to dance among the daffodils and sup a pint or two of Brains. In celebration of Z's new digs, I'll also be trying a pint of something unknown to me.

Wee! Wee! Wee!
by LordCretin
Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:32 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Careful there froggy foXX! If you keep eating all the paradoxical knobs, we won't be able to access any of the rooms.

(muffled giGGleez)

~ ribbit... ribbit... ~
~ ribbit... ribbit... ~

Hee! Hee!
The lads say hello.

~ Hello! ~
~ Hello! ~
by LordCretin
Sun Jan 01, 2017 5:01 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox xmas 2016........closing in
Replies: 9
Views: 310

Re: Paradox xmas 2016........closing in

Wee! Wee! Wee!

(Lordy runs through teh forums nakerz, flinging choccy treats in all directions)

Hmm, guess I shouldn't not have used melted chocolate for that

Happy New Year!
by LordCretin
Thu Dec 29, 2016 2:37 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox xmas 2016........closing in
Replies: 9
Views: 310

Re: Paradox xmas 2016........closing in

cOWOWOWOWOWb0000Y!!!

Ah hopes your sstuddiees are going well!
Either way, i wish you well.
eXPAND yer horiz0ns.
'Merry Christmas dUUUde!!
(Caomhin and Paulie wave Wee! t0 shameepette dolc)
by LordCretin
Sat Dec 24, 2016 3:43 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox xmas 2016........closing in
Replies: 9
Views: 310

Re: Paradox xmas 2016........closing in

Wee!

Merry Christmas!

Caoimhin and Paulie are all Happy-Happy Joy-Joy with festival frivolities and have opened up The Veggie Patch for holiday munchies, so so drop by.

Wee! Wee! Wee!
by LordCretin
Fri Oct 07, 2016 3:54 am
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Farewell Grokly :(
Replies: 5
Views: 757

Re: Farewell Grokly :(

I'll likely be unable to make it on-line tonight, but The Lads will be there. They want to say goodbye and have been busy putting up some memorial messages in town.
by LordCretin
Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:38 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Farewell Grokly :(
Replies: 5
Views: 757

Re: Farewell Grokly :(

Good bye, Grokly!

The Lads and I will miss dancing on your head.

Love Lordy, Caoimhin and Paulie
by LordCretin
Mon Sep 19, 2016 7:21 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

(Lordy stops fondling his calves long enough to notice a hint of Eastern European accent emerging) oo! oo! Have you been skinny dipping in the Danube yet? Are you hungry? (slaps his thighs and laffz0res) Have your tastes converted to any new cheeses? I heard it was 25 cents for a seat at the opera h...
by LordCretin
Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:02 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Umm...

...the Kiwirrkurra Community in the Gibson Desert?
by LordCretin
Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:42 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Wakka wakka!
Replies: 2
Views: 652

Re: Wakka wakka!

Wibble! Wibbley wobbly wOO! WooOOOOoo! BOO! A Gillily-Go once showed me hay, one watery skyfall cloud-growled day. A miles defying way to slay a long lost path past peril's way. And through the shortcut flee I flew and floated free to slay the play. The foul'n foolish flee I flayed. Wakka, wakka, wa...
by LordCretin
Tue May 03, 2016 7:43 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Wee!

(Caoimhin and Paulie bound over to l'il j for huGGz)

Awwww, me's to0! (Lordy wraps his cretinous arms 'round the throng)

~ huGGlez ~
by LordCretin
Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:29 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Just a reminder...
Replies: 3
Views: 856

Re: Just a reminder...

Wee!

Ah'm gowin' wabbit huntin'!
umm... sowwy,
(whispahs) ah'm gowin' wabbit huntin'

(edit)
Minemum-pwiced munchies at mah showp
by LordCretin
Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:44 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

~ St Paddy's Day on the 17th of March ~ As a Paddy abroad, I am expected and required to get myself so fit-shaced-piddly-drippingly-incapable on stout and whiskey that I cannat walk down the street without public displays of explosive self-sewage exhibitionistic bowel-blowing public-decency/nasal of...
by LordCretin
Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:46 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hee! Hee! A wee bit of Welsh and Welsh slang there. Cwtch is hug and butt is slang for buddy. {Lordy and The Lads wrap their arms/leaves/stabilizers around Auntie Sally and give her a great big cwtch} oo!... Me Oirish toes be tinglin'... Caoimhin and Paulie understand that not much may be happining ...
by LordCretin
Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:27 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Bien oui, c'est bon!

Cwtches all roun', butt!

Wee! Wee! Wee!
by LordCretin
Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:24 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hyuck! Hyuck! Hyuckles!

Golly gee l'il j! Wee!
(A laughing Lordy slaps his butt so hard, it runs off and joins The Foreign Legion)
by LordCretin
Sun Feb 21, 2016 5:33 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hurr, Hurr, Tats wha shee sed! I did dranked tat abssinth teh nex week, but it blew mah braaiin til jez nows to day.. 0o-eR! Exxamenssore+2? Norra chanse me maety! Aint appinin! Fuuny enuff ,wen i woked up der was plenty a mattereeal bouts me dribullin everswhers it was. But a smell! omeegourds da s...
by LordCretin
Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:47 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Yah, lieks hows embarrassin, huh?
Imajinaets missplellin sawd as "sawed".
Mien appollogees fer dat misstaek.
by LordCretin
Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:11 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Ah slapt me a Possessd Dumpstah las niet. Ah slapt it silly til it regurjitaetz0red a bigass badass boelfull a haff rottin skanky bananana peels. Den ah plaecd dem ransid skins onna raediatah an dryd dem goodn crisp. Uh huh, ah shur did ah did. Wen dey wis hardn hot ah rubbd dem on mah hed til mah h...
by LordCretin
Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:14 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

~hic~
huRR, huRR'
festive dwinks fer awl!
mERRY hAPPYnesh twall/
by LordCretin
Fri Dec 25, 2015 2:25 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Merry Christmas!
Replies: 1
Views: 797

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Weeeeeeeeeee! I'm just heading off to mah Unca's fammy in Caerphilly for me Auntie's famous Christmas Day NumNums Din-Dins. Mmmm... g00d! I can hear the lads busily beavering away in The 'Patch. We're awl in holiday munch-out mode and they've decided to share their gastronomic-piggy...
by LordCretin
Fri Nov 13, 2015 8:26 am
Forum: Community
Topic: New item on my 1337 shelf
Replies: 2
Views: 302

Re: New item on my 1337 shelf

Mmm... very nice...
Lordy knows where to raid next time he's at work, it's 3AM, his brainz0res are flailing and the DayWalkers have used the last of the caffeine.
by LordCretin
Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:30 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Halloween
Replies: 10
Views: 522

Re: Halloween

It's of more importance to them what live closer to the poles and whose country stretches far along the longitudinal lines. In the north of Scotland, depending on the time of year, the days last verrrry long into the night, so the whole of the UK gets the change in time tae gie da wee tykes a chance...
by LordCretin
Thu Oct 22, 2015 11:21 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Halloween
Replies: 10
Views: 522

Re: Halloween

I've had a chance to check the work's schedule and as it happens, we are hosting a gig on Halloween night. It won't be a madcap rock 'n roll freak-out with pushy groupies hanging around backstage til the wee hours, so I'll be able to sneak in early on to let the lads open the shop and then join them...
by LordCretin
Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:03 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Halloween
Replies: 10
Views: 522

Re: Halloween

Hee! Hee! The boys are deciding on a dress-up theme, practicing their ghoulish hOWls and decking out The Veggie Patch for a sp00ktacular munchies sale. Remember, its Halloween... so not only are you allowed, but you're ethically obliged to stuff your belly till you make yourself horribly sick. Bring...
by LordCretin
Tue Sep 29, 2015 8:04 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
Replies: 17
Views: 1161

Re: What's everyone doing this summer?

R.I.P. Summer! Long live Summer! Brrr-rrr! J-Jack be f-flyin' t-t-troo Wales, subjectin ar innocent souls to his Frost ridden hibernal machinations. Who'd've thought? Summer has an ending? (An icy breeze breathes foul, plumping Lordy's goosey pimples and causing his three new nipples to shatter.) I ...
by LordCretin
Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:06 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Lordy and The Lads spend a whole morning, well, um... at least a whole three-quarters of an hour crafting together a trio of Church Of The Gobb mitre hats and Gobb Slob T-shirts. They lead a merry protest in front of the Wessonian Museum, prodding and poking the swirling mists with their pluralistip...
by LordCretin
Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:20 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: surprise surprise !!
Replies: 12
Views: 965

Re: surprise surprise !!

Me got mine, with a Spiffy cheers to you and yours. Caoimhin and Paulie had a fab ball of a bash at The 'Patch, feeding the masses and they send out glee-filled thanks to those who helped fill their Rainy Day Jars. We all filled our bellies with munchies and our minds with linguistic frolics, while ...
by LordCretin
Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:09 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: surprise surprise !!
Replies: 12
Views: 965

Re: surprise surprise !!

The way to show the RNG/Random Number Generator who's the boss: 1: Start a re-set. 2: Get all the way to the Legion quest and find two of the security key cards with a turn count of 215. 3: For reasons that can only be understood by hedonistic masochists, loudly proclaim The RNG's mother is enjoying...
by LordCretin
Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:02 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: surprise surprise !!
Replies: 12
Views: 965

Re: surprise surprise !!

ooo... Hear's hopeing i's'll bee buzzin' 'bouts meesel'.
Wees bizzy ad worx an im onna nitesift, bud tats 11oclok inn dese pards, so's... fingahs krossed. Wee's'll sea,,,
An mebby wiff lukks mah spleling'll bee petter an awl
by LordCretin
Thu Aug 13, 2015 5:07 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 936

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

Wee!
I got me my Shiny! Cheers to the jup and the Gobbster!
...licks his lips and droolz
by LordCretin
Wed Aug 12, 2015 4:36 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: FCFS: Have one of my Holopets named after you!!
Replies: 5
Views: 567

Re: FCFS: Have one of my Holopets named after you!!

Oui pour le jup!
The Cretin sprouts myriad rainbow-enhanced feathers out his backside and peacocks around the forums, proudly thrusting his chest in the face of any and all reflective surfaces, squawking soliloquies on the satisfaction of self-gratification.
SQUAWK!
SQUAWK!!
by LordCretin
Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:17 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 936

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

Wee!
Purple...
Double-wee!!
...Lordy and the lads jump on l'il j and hug and squeeze til everyone passes out
by LordCretin
Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:23 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 936

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

...Lordy radioactivates his amp, sprinkles reeferchaun tachyon dust over his double 23-foot subwoofers and plays a copy of Nuey Hewis And The Lews' track, The Lorentz Covariance Dance. ~crackle~ ~crackle~ !!B-O-O-M!! ...flays his skin in three time zones. A Paradoxical journey with Marty and the Doc...
by LordCretin
Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:18 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Parasite's Food Blog
Replies: 10
Views: 940

Re: Parasite's Food Blog

I had me a wander down Cardiff Bay before my graveyard shift tonight, for the Food Festival. Mmm… my fave stall (thegarlicfarm from The Isle Of Wight) made a return appearance (YaY!) And I got me a plait of Violet garlic bulbs. O0-eR! Yes Please! ~Slurpz~ is vile stuff and is absolutely delicious Yu...
by LordCretin
Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:04 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 479
Views: 19029

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

(Lordy tip-toes through Sallyfox’s garden, through her tulips, by the moonlight, round the lily tree and perches on her window-sill. He curls his lips into not-at-all uber-creepy happy-folds and with a scary-quiet loud-whisper, shrilly forces forth a warble of impossibly high falsetto, reciting Tiny...
by LordCretin
Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:43 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
Replies: 17
Views: 1161

Re: What's everyone doing this summer?

(Lordy shaves his eyebrows and plucks his legs) Methinks we should all head State-side, hitch-hike our way across the U.S.A. and head for Miami, F.L.A. Then, when we’re all not what we are, or be what we be, we could leave out a big bag of Candy until Mr Reed joins us from out on the Island. He’ll k...
by LordCretin
Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:25 am
Forum: Community
Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
Replies: 17
Views: 1161

Re: What's everyone doing this summer?

Nae! Them things would seriously interfere wiff mah head-fried eggs, they would.
Butt, them bulging Homer-eyeballs sure l00k tempting...
(Lordy reaches through teh interwebs an pokes 'n prodes Gobby's delicious l00king eye candy.
Mmm, yes, methinks they'd fry up even better'n mah eggs.
~dr00lz~

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