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by Gobberwart
Tue Jan 24, 2023 1:39 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 341421

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Two and a half years later... What's crackin?
by Gobberwart
Tue Jan 24, 2023 1:36 am
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: It's BACK!
Replies: 5
Views: 17981

Re: It's BACK!

Um, third?
by Gobberwart
Sun Jan 22, 2023 2:03 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: It's BACK!
Replies: 5
Views: 17981

It's BACK!

After a hiatus of...oh I dunno, a couple of years?.. caused by our hosting provider dropping support for PHP5, and me not having the time/money/inclination to completely rewrite Paradox for PHP7, I have recently moved all my services to a new hosting provider which, coincidentaly, DOES support PHP5....
by Gobberwart
Thu Jan 30, 2020 3:16 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 341421

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

unknownZ wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:42 am
Happy belated new year all :D
You too mate!
by Gobberwart
Fri May 03, 2019 10:18 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 341421

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

The fourth. Be with you, it may. Hmmmm
by Gobberwart
Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:49 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Game Temporarily Offline
Replies: 3
Views: 33260

Re: Game Temporarily Offline

It's back, sort of :)
by Gobberwart
Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: HELP!
Topic: Cannot donate
Replies: 2
Views: 44406

Re: Cannot donate

Sorry for the delay. Yep, it did and I'll send you stuff manually in a minute.
by Gobberwart
Sun May 06, 2018 5:28 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Game Temporarily Offline
Replies: 3
Views: 33260

Game Temporarily Offline

Due to insurmountable hosting fees I have had to take the game server offline for the short term. I have an alternative available and will be working towards bringing it back online within a few days. Thanks for your patience.
by Gobberwart
Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:27 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 341421

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Lucky you didn't get your knob eaten off by the biggest carp in Europe
by Gobberwart
Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:14 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Farewell Grokly :(
Replies: 5
Views: 40219

Re: Farewell Grokly :(

Thanks guys. Grokly has been a huge part of my life over the past ten years, and a critical member of this game. His loss leaves a huge hole to be filled, both personally and... well, I suppose professionally, such as it is. We will be holding a memorial chat/radio event this Friday night (US time) ...
by Gobberwart
Mon Oct 03, 2016 2:59 am
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Farewell Grokly :(
Replies: 5
Views: 40219

Farewell Grokly :(

This is not a post I wanted or expected to ever have to write, but I have to share some terrible, awful, no-good very bad news... My good friend, co-founder and developer of Paradox! The Musical, radio DJ and mentor Albert Garlin (Grokly) Engler passed away late yesterday following a long illness. H...
by Gobberwart
Fri Oct 30, 2015 4:37 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
Replies: 17
Views: 37023

Re: What's everyone doing this summer?

You can have your summer back when we're good and done with it, and not before. Sometime next March... maybe April. If you're good.
by Gobberwart
Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:27 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Has the wiki been hijacked?
Replies: 6
Views: 34335

Re: Has the wiki been hijacked?

Thanks mate
by Gobberwart
Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:21 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Photoshop yourself a ToA! [Winnah selected!]
Replies: 7
Views: 28401

Re: Photoshop yourself a ToA!

Give gobb the token (donation). His is much better :) In my defense, I didn't have Photoshop at the time so I had to use some shitty online editor. That's why you see the white border when viewed on a dark background. To be fair, I did have the original scythe and magic marker full size transparenc...
by Gobberwart
Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:17 pm
Forum: Paradox Beta
Topic: Beta Progress - Take Two
Replies: 14
Views: 77782

Re: Beta Progress - Take Two

Cowboy wrote:If there's anything I can help with I would be willing :frog:
Not entirely bad timing, mate. What sort of something?
by Gobberwart
Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:34 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Photoshop yourself a ToA! [Winnah selected!]
Replies: 7
Views: 28401

Re: Photoshop yourself a ToA!

There ya go mate. I don't need a ToA but I could use the donation :)

Image
by Gobberwart
Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:12 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Period on newline with reindeer
Replies: 1
Views: 29098

Re: Period on newline with reindeer

Fixed. HTML is hard, mmkay.
by Gobberwart
Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:47 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Has the wiki been hijacked?
Replies: 6
Views: 34335

Re: Has the wiki been hijacked?

Just checked and it seems to be ok now. Can anyone else confirm?
by Gobberwart
Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:19 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Has the wiki been hijacked?
Replies: 6
Views: 34335

Re: Has the wiki been hijacked?

The wiki hasn't been hijacked, but I can guarantee someone's put bullshit in the third-party advertising somewhere. I've removed it. It's not as if anyone actually gets any money out of it or anything. I've also requested that Google review the site again so hopefully the warning will go away soon.
by Gobberwart
Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:04 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
Replies: 17
Views: 37023

Re: What's everyone doing this summer?

It's winter here.. I'm freezing my balls off. Anyone want frozen Gobber balls?
by Gobberwart
Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:00 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Little Dots
Replies: 4
Views: 26595

Re: Little Dots

I could, but I won't. Pull hairs out. It's easier for me.
by Gobberwart
Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:41 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Forum software upgrade
Replies: 17
Views: 53382

Re: Forum software upgrade

:applause:
by Gobberwart
Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:23 am
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Forum software upgrade
Replies: 17
Views: 53382

Re: Forum software upgrade

Seriously? LOL
by Gobberwart
Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:43 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: New item ideas
Replies: 7
Views: 28693

Re: New item ideas

If it ever existed, which it won't, because of stuff like this.
by Gobberwart
Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:41 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: New item ideas
Replies: 7
Views: 28693

Re: New item ideas

The type of item you create multis to test till you succeed overwhelmingly. And then you get banned for multi-abuse :) is it though? there is no account interaction. As all these prior accounts are getting deleted, you'd need to make these new accounts anyways... seems legit. :leaf: Despite the lac...
by Gobberwart
Thu Feb 12, 2015 1:47 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Forum software upgrade
Replies: 17
Views: 53382

Re: Forum software upgrade

Well, unless I got something terribly wrong, you should all (hopefully) be seeing a very different look about the forums now. It's a little more... Paradox-y I hope. It's still very much the standard theme with a few basic tweaks, but it's a change from the standard colour scheme. Let me know if it'...
by Gobberwart
Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:34 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Forum software upgrade
Replies: 17
Views: 53382

Re: Forum software upgrade

It looks like I should be able to add in chat-equivalent code on top of the bbcode so that (frog) would work the same as :frog: saving sally from herself in future but right now I'm just happy I can do this :beer: For now, you can mostly just use colons where you'd normally use parentheses in chat :...
by Gobberwart
Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:58 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: New item ideas
Replies: 7
Views: 28693

Re: New item ideas

commandermack wrote:The type of item you create multis to test till you succeed overwhelmingly.
And then you get banned for multi-abuse :)
by Gobberwart
Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:57 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Forum software upgrade
Replies: 17
Views: 53382

Re: Forum software upgrade

(Almost) all emoties have been updated to match Paradox chat because... obviously I have nothing better to do.

:applause: :frog: :deadsheep:
by Gobberwart
Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:08 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Forum software upgrade
Replies: 17
Views: 53382

Forum software upgrade

For security reasons, I have just upgraded the forum software from PHPBB 3.0.8 to PHPBB 3.1.3. As usual, please be on the lookout for any strange behaviour, and let me know if anything doesn't seem to be working right. So far the only issue I'm aware of is that our cats vs cars spam protection syste...
by Gobberwart
Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:31 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Forum spam
Replies: 1
Views: 35198

Forum spam

In the last couple of months, we've had a few spammers that have taken to randomly signing up and quoting snippets of other people's posts from ancient topics. The point seems to be to make you look at their signatures, which are full of links to stuff they want to sell you. After investigation, it ...
by Gobberwart
Mon Feb 09, 2015 7:54 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: New item ideas
Replies: 7
Views: 28693

Re: New item ideas

That's deliciously evil
by Gobberwart
Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:08 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: LifeSpark (SPOILERS)
Replies: 14
Views: 34527

Re: LifeSpark (SPOILERS)

The Reindeer was always intended to drop shards, but... ummm.. well, it was Christmas time, there was nog... Anyway, it has now been fixed so that it does.

Sorry about the delay, I've been a bit slack with my forum-fu and nobody reported a bug so I only just heard about it
by Gobberwart
Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:50 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Comic Book
Replies: 3
Views: 25140

Re: Comic Book

It gives an effect called "Your Book, Comic Men". Duh.
by Gobberwart
Fri Jan 09, 2015 2:47 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: [RESOLVED] Server outage - Jan 10 2015
Replies: 3
Views: 31991

Re: [RESOLVED] Server outage - Jan 10 2015

The hosting provider has responded and the server is back up again and working properly as far as I can tell. No idea what happened except that the logs show that someone plugged a keyboard in around 5 hours ago, and then everything went offline... I'm asking for an explanation. Anyway, not a bad re...
by Gobberwart
Fri Jan 09, 2015 2:05 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: [RESOLVED] Server outage - Jan 10 2015
Replies: 3
Views: 31991

[RESOLVED] Server outage - Jan 10 2015

I have just been informed that the game is offline. I've investigated and I am unable to contact the server at all, so I have logged a support ticket with our hosting provider. At this stage I have no idea what's wrong or how long it's likely to take to fix, but I'll post updates here as soon as I k...
by Gobberwart
Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:23 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Marketinfo.php on Itemdesc.php
Replies: 6
Views: 12596

Re: Marketinfo.php on Itemdesc.php

No, that came about as a result of another thread when I was doing some other leaderboard-related work - http://forums.paradoxthemusical.com/viewtopic.php?f=77&t=1599 I also just noticed that clicking on player names in the collections table doesn't work, so I fixed that and will make sure it works ...
by Gobberwart
Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:56 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Wiki Reference Contest!
Replies: 21
Views: 30071

Re: Wiki Reference Contest!

Alright, here's my guess. I don't think I'm right... A quick google search for "Gobberwart" leads to just PTM stuff, mainly. But Gobberwarts is apparently slang for gonads and I found this quote: Vogon poetry is described as "the third worst poetry in the Universe". The main example used in the sto...
by Gobberwart
Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:51 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Marketinfo.php on Itemdesc.php
Replies: 6
Views: 12596

Re: Marketinfo.php on Itemdesc.php

Just tested. It's easy enough to add a link to market info, but since they both open in the same popup, there's no back button.

Let me sleep on it.
by Gobberwart
Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:31 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Marketinfo.php on Itemdesc.php
Replies: 6
Views: 12596

Re: Marketinfo.php on Itemdesc.php

soooo... when a player opens up an item desc, there's a market info link in there somewhere? Sounds reasonable.
by Gobberwart
Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:19 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Birthday Box
Replies: 7
Views: 11445

Re: Birthday Box

So... I should put my junk in that box?
by Gobberwart
Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:29 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Random Equipment
Replies: 3
Views: 10796

Re: Random Equipment

Hmmmmm.... Well, you're right, there's nothing to stop someone who knows Javascript writing something like this and running it. Interesting concept, I can't REALLY say I have a massive issue with it at this stage. It hasn't caused massive server load, except that... 2. Is incorrect. The fact that yo...
by Gobberwart
Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:13 pm
Forum: HELP!
Topic: New Outfit spading. (*Possible Spoiler... ...eventually*)
Replies: 6
Views: 12189

Re: New Outfit spading. (*Possible Spoiler... ...eventually*

So... who's found it?

EDIT: I know who's found it. Who's going to be honest about it?
by Gobberwart
Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:02 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Uncombining Deconstructinator
Replies: 9
Views: 11863

Re: Uncombining Deconstructinator

Awesome, so when you reset, all your combined items will be uncombined to their base components... gotcha ;) Seriously, thanks for the input all. SOME items could potentially be uncombinable to their original components if it's narratively plausible, but only where the individual doing the uncombine...
by Gobberwart
Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:48 am
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Chrome issue(s)
Replies: 3
Views: 9781

Re: Chrome issue(s)

Yeah, I see what you mean. I have absolutely no idea why Chrome does that, and I'm just going to move along...
by Gobberwart
Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:41 am
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 207286

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

This is not the grammatical error you're looking for.
by Gobberwart
Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:53 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox PicBadge
Replies: 4
Views: 11464

Re: Paradox PicBadge

I saw this pop up the other day and... thought I added it but then I don't know what happened. I'll try again.

Nice work, Mack :)
by Gobberwart
Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:45 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Uncombining Deconstructinator
Replies: 9
Views: 11863

Re: Uncombining Deconstructinator

Interesting....

Would be very curious to hear what others think of this idea. Pros, cons, general thoughts, potential problems etc.