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- Tue Jan 24, 2023 1:42 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
- Replies: 18
- Views: 34391
Re: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
And then...?
- Tue Jan 24, 2023 1:39 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 588
- Views: 349361
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Two and a half years later... What's crackin?
- Tue Jan 24, 2023 1:36 am
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: It's BACK!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 18515
Re: It's BACK!
Um, third?
- Sun Jan 22, 2023 2:03 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: It's BACK!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 18515
It's BACK!
After a hiatus of...oh I dunno, a couple of years?.. caused by our hosting provider dropping support for PHP5, and me not having the time/money/inclination to completely rewrite Paradox for PHP7, I have recently moved all my services to a new hosting provider which, coincidentaly, DOES support PHP5....
- Thu Jan 30, 2020 3:16 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 588
- Views: 349361
- Fri May 03, 2019 10:18 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 588
- Views: 349361
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
The fourth. Be with you, it may. Hmmmm
- Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:49 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Game Temporarily Offline
- Replies: 3
- Views: 33619
Re: Game Temporarily Offline
It's back, sort of
- Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:14 pm
- Forum: HELP!
- Topic: Cannot donate
- Replies: 2
- Views: 45192
Re: Cannot donate
Sorry for the delay. Yep, it did and I'll send you stuff manually in a minute.
- Sun May 06, 2018 5:28 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Game Temporarily Offline
- Replies: 3
- Views: 33619
Game Temporarily Offline
Due to insurmountable hosting fees I have had to take the game server offline for the short term. I have an alternative available and will be working towards bringing it back online within a few days. Thanks for your patience.
- Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:27 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 588
- Views: 349361
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Lucky you didn't get your knob eaten off by the biggest carp in Europe
- Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:14 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Farewell Grokly :(
- Replies: 5
- Views: 41030
Re: Farewell Grokly :(
Thanks guys. Grokly has been a huge part of my life over the past ten years, and a critical member of this game. His loss leaves a huge hole to be filled, both personally and... well, I suppose professionally, such as it is. We will be holding a memorial chat/radio event this Friday night (US time) ...
- Mon Oct 03, 2016 2:59 am
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Farewell Grokly :(
- Replies: 5
- Views: 41030
Farewell Grokly :(
This is not a post I wanted or expected to ever have to write, but I have to share some terrible, awful, no-good very bad news... My good friend, co-founder and developer of Paradox! The Musical, radio DJ and mentor Albert Garlin (Grokly) Engler passed away late yesterday following a long illness. H...
- Fri Oct 30, 2015 4:37 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 37775
Re: What's everyone doing this summer?
You can have your summer back when we're good and done with it, and not before. Sometime next March... maybe April. If you're good.
- Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:27 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Has the wiki been hijacked?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 35504
Re: Has the wiki been hijacked?
Thanks mate
- Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:21 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Photoshop yourself a ToA! [Winnah selected!]
- Replies: 7
- Views: 29016
Re: Photoshop yourself a ToA!
Give gobb the token (donation). His is much better :) In my defense, I didn't have Photoshop at the time so I had to use some shitty online editor. That's why you see the white border when viewed on a dark background. To be fair, I did have the original scythe and magic marker full size transparenc...
- Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:17 pm
- Forum: Paradox Beta
- Topic: Beta Progress - Take Two
- Replies: 14
- Views: 79737
Re: Beta Progress - Take Two
Not entirely bad timing, mate. What sort of something?Cowboy wrote:If there's anything I can help with I would be willing
- Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:34 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Photoshop yourself a ToA! [Winnah selected!]
- Replies: 7
- Views: 29016
Re: Photoshop yourself a ToA!
There ya go mate. I don't need a ToA but I could use the donation
- Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:12 pm
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: Period on newline with reindeer
- Replies: 1
- Views: 29904
Re: Period on newline with reindeer
Fixed. HTML is hard, mmkay.
- Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:47 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Has the wiki been hijacked?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 35504
Re: Has the wiki been hijacked?
Just checked and it seems to be ok now. Can anyone else confirm?
- Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:19 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Has the wiki been hijacked?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 35504
Re: Has the wiki been hijacked?
The wiki hasn't been hijacked, but I can guarantee someone's put bullshit in the third-party advertising somewhere. I've removed it. It's not as if anyone actually gets any money out of it or anything. I've also requested that Google review the site again so hopefully the warning will go away soon.
- Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:04 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 37775
Re: What's everyone doing this summer?
It's winter here.. I'm freezing my balls off. Anyone want frozen Gobber balls?
- Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:00 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Little Dots
- Replies: 4
- Views: 27369
Re: Little Dots
I could, but I won't. Pull hairs out. It's easier for me.
- Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:56 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Commandermack's heavily discounted item stop
- Replies: 3
- Views: 25233
- Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:41 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Forum software upgrade
- Replies: 17
- Views: 54074
- Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:23 am
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Forum software upgrade
- Replies: 17
- Views: 54074
Re: Forum software upgrade
Seriously? LOL
- Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:43 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: New item ideas
- Replies: 7
- Views: 29262
Re: New item ideas
If it ever existed, which it won't, because of stuff like this.
- Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:41 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: New item ideas
- Replies: 7
- Views: 29262
Re: New item ideas
The type of item you create multis to test till you succeed overwhelmingly. And then you get banned for multi-abuse :) is it though? there is no account interaction. As all these prior accounts are getting deleted, you'd need to make these new accounts anyways... seems legit. :leaf: Despite the lac...
- Thu Feb 12, 2015 1:47 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Forum software upgrade
- Replies: 17
- Views: 54074
Re: Forum software upgrade
Well, unless I got something terribly wrong, you should all (hopefully) be seeing a very different look about the forums now. It's a little more... Paradox-y I hope. It's still very much the standard theme with a few basic tweaks, but it's a change from the standard colour scheme. Let me know if it'...
- Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:34 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Forum software upgrade
- Replies: 17
- Views: 54074
Re: Forum software upgrade
It looks like I should be able to add in chat-equivalent code on top of the bbcode so that (frog) would work the same as :frog: saving sally from herself in future but right now I'm just happy I can do this :beer: For now, you can mostly just use colons where you'd normally use parentheses in chat :...
- Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:58 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: New item ideas
- Replies: 7
- Views: 29262
Re: New item ideas
And then you get banned for multi-abusecommandermack wrote:The type of item you create multis to test till you succeed overwhelmingly.
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:57 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Forum software upgrade
- Replies: 17
- Views: 54074
Re: Forum software upgrade
(Almost) all emoties have been updated to match Paradox chat because... obviously I have nothing better to do.
- Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:08 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Forum software upgrade
- Replies: 17
- Views: 54074
Forum software upgrade
For security reasons, I have just upgraded the forum software from PHPBB 3.0.8 to PHPBB 3.1.3. As usual, please be on the lookout for any strange behaviour, and let me know if anything doesn't seem to be working right. So far the only issue I'm aware of is that our cats vs cars spam protection syste...
- Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:31 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Forum spam
- Replies: 1
- Views: 35735
Forum spam
In the last couple of months, we've had a few spammers that have taken to randomly signing up and quoting snippets of other people's posts from ancient topics. The point seems to be to make you look at their signatures, which are full of links to stuff they want to sell you. After investigation, it ...
- Mon Feb 09, 2015 7:54 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: New item ideas
- Replies: 7
- Views: 29262
Re: New item ideas
That's deliciously evil
- Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:08 pm
- Forum: Gameplay Discussion
- Topic: LifeSpark (SPOILERS)
- Replies: 14
- Views: 35226
Re: LifeSpark (SPOILERS)
The Reindeer was always intended to drop shards, but... ummm.. well, it was Christmas time, there was nog... Anyway, it has now been fixed so that it does.
Sorry about the delay, I've been a bit slack with my forum-fu and nobody reported a bug so I only just heard about it
Sorry about the delay, I've been a bit slack with my forum-fu and nobody reported a bug so I only just heard about it
- Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:50 pm
- Forum: Gameplay Discussion
- Topic: Comic Book
- Replies: 3
- Views: 25715
Re: Comic Book
It gives an effect called "Your Book, Comic Men". Duh.
- Fri Jan 09, 2015 2:47 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: [RESOLVED] Server outage - Jan 10 2015
- Replies: 3
- Views: 32553
Re: [RESOLVED] Server outage - Jan 10 2015
The hosting provider has responded and the server is back up again and working properly as far as I can tell. No idea what happened except that the logs show that someone plugged a keyboard in around 5 hours ago, and then everything went offline... I'm asking for an explanation. Anyway, not a bad re...
- Fri Jan 09, 2015 2:05 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: [RESOLVED] Server outage - Jan 10 2015
- Replies: 3
- Views: 32553
[RESOLVED] Server outage - Jan 10 2015
I have just been informed that the game is offline. I've investigated and I am unable to contact the server at all, so I have logged a support ticket with our hosting provider. At this stage I have no idea what's wrong or how long it's likely to take to fix, but I'll post updates here as soon as I k...
- Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:23 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Marketinfo.php on Itemdesc.php
- Replies: 6
- Views: 12860
Re: Marketinfo.php on Itemdesc.php
No, that came about as a result of another thread when I was doing some other leaderboard-related work - http://forums.paradoxthemusical.com/viewtopic.php?f=77&t=1599 I also just noticed that clicking on player names in the collections table doesn't work, so I fixed that and will make sure it works ...
- Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:56 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Wiki Reference Contest!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 30741
Re: Wiki Reference Contest!
Alright, here's my guess. I don't think I'm right... A quick google search for "Gobberwart" leads to just PTM stuff, mainly. But Gobberwarts is apparently slang for gonads and I found this quote: Vogon poetry is described as "the third worst poetry in the Universe". The main example used in the sto...
- Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:51 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Marketinfo.php on Itemdesc.php
- Replies: 6
- Views: 12860
Re: Marketinfo.php on Itemdesc.php
Just tested. It's easy enough to add a link to market info, but since they both open in the same popup, there's no back button.
Let me sleep on it.
Let me sleep on it.
- Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:31 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Marketinfo.php on Itemdesc.php
- Replies: 6
- Views: 12860
Re: Marketinfo.php on Itemdesc.php
soooo... when a player opens up an item desc, there's a market info link in there somewhere? Sounds reasonable.
- Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:19 pm
- Forum: Gameplay Discussion
- Topic: Birthday Box
- Replies: 7
- Views: 11684
Re: Birthday Box
So... I should put my junk in that box?
- Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:29 pm
- Forum: Gameplay Discussion
- Topic: Random Equipment
- Replies: 3
- Views: 11118
Re: Random Equipment
Hmmmmm.... Well, you're right, there's nothing to stop someone who knows Javascript writing something like this and running it. Interesting concept, I can't REALLY say I have a massive issue with it at this stage. It hasn't caused massive server load, except that... 2. Is incorrect. The fact that yo...
- Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:13 pm
- Forum: HELP!
- Topic: New Outfit spading. (*Possible Spoiler... ...eventually*)
- Replies: 6
- Views: 12413
Re: New Outfit spading. (*Possible Spoiler... ...eventually*
So... who's found it?
EDIT: I know who's found it. Who's going to be honest about it?
EDIT: I know who's found it. Who's going to be honest about it?
- Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:02 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Uncombining Deconstructinator
- Replies: 9
- Views: 12126
Re: Uncombining Deconstructinator
Awesome, so when you reset, all your combined items will be uncombined to their base components... gotcha ;) Seriously, thanks for the input all. SOME items could potentially be uncombinable to their original components if it's narratively plausible, but only where the individual doing the uncombine...
- Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:48 am
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: Chrome issue(s)
- Replies: 3
- Views: 9987
Re: Chrome issue(s)
Yeah, I see what you mean. I have absolutely no idea why Chrome does that, and I'm just going to move along...
- Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:41 am
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
- Replies: 195
- Views: 209181
Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
This is not the grammatical error you're looking for.
- Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:53 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox PicBadge
- Replies: 4
- Views: 11713
Re: Paradox PicBadge
I saw this pop up the other day and... thought I added it but then I don't know what happened. I'll try again.
Nice work, Mack
Nice work, Mack
- Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:45 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Uncombining Deconstructinator
- Replies: 9
- Views: 12126
Re: Uncombining Deconstructinator
Interesting....
Would be very curious to hear what others think of this idea. Pros, cons, general thoughts, potential problems etc.
Would be very curious to hear what others think of this idea. Pros, cons, general thoughts, potential problems etc.