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by jupider
Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:35 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt
Replies: 15
Views: 11742

Re: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt

Okay. If you prefer that I use it instead of showcasing it, I will respect your wishes and do so. :)

Although I will add that your original post did ask, "if you don't have a pirate egg in [your] showcase."
by jupider
Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:59 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt
Replies: 15
Views: 11742

Re: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt

Sweet! Something new I can add to my Showcase!!
by jupider
Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:05 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: /rfx chat command
Replies: 1
Views: 7475

/rfx chat command

Tried using the /rfx chat command earlier and got the following error:

*Error: Sorry, current RFX information can't be accessed at this time.

Fix it. :P
by jupider
Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:00 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Happy Easter Day Raffles
Replies: 19
Views: 13130

Re: Happy Easter Day Raffles

/me responds.
by jupider
Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:24 am
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: The Mine images
Replies: 3
Views: 7846

Re: The Mine images

Lol. N00b. :P Check your equipment.
by jupider
Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:19 am
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Wiki
Replies: 4
Views: 8628

Re: Wiki

Here's a few suggestions to try: 1. Clear your cache. 2. Check your installed programs and see if there are any "download manager"-type (like Internet Download Manager) programs installed and remove them. 3. Run both an antivirus and antimalware program in Safe Mode, using the most thorough method t...
by jupider
Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:04 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Who The Hell Are You All??!!
Replies: 95
Views: 100853

Re: Who The Hell Are You All??!!

It appears that have not put my pic here yet. Silly me. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kxx8vNRrzmo/StFBmKvfXkI/AAAAAAAABY0/8TLNuPbP7fc/s1600-h/DSC_0003.JPG So here's me with some random, sweaty homeless person I met while visiting Chicago a few years ago. (I'm the good-looking guy on the left in what app...
by jupider
Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:01 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Don't know. I don't do FB. And even if I did, I wouldn't do it with Paradox for exactly this reason. Defeats the purpose of the forums.
by jupider
Mon Feb 24, 2014 6:25 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Snail mail?
by jupider
Fri Feb 21, 2014 3:46 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Friday night. Stuck at work. In another state. No end in sight.

sigh.

Oh well, I guess it could always we worse.
by jupider
Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:35 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Okay. There was this HUGE FUCKING SURGE of activity about a week ago. Gobb was there. Most of the devs were there. I think even Pinky made an appearance. I got psyched. I even FUCKING DONATED. And now what??? Everyone just dropped of the face of the fucking Earth!? Was there just some collective "He...
by jupider
Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:10 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

'Gratz. I got the 5k the other day. Can't remember my highest winnings.
by jupider
Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:33 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
Replies: 18
Views: 33998

Re: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider

Claire followed Melissa into the police station. At first glance, the entire room is rather quiet. A few officers here and there, sitting at their desks, doing their required paperwork. Next to the front door, there were a few rows of what looked like rather uncomfortable chairs to sit in while wait...
by jupider
Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:55 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Just as a side note, I've got the next section of Pine Haven outlined and just need the time to sit down and type it out. Stay tuned...
by jupider
Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:41 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

So I've got this big, huge bulky keyboard (Logitech Y-BE22, with all those extra, useless "media" buttons) for my computer. We had an extra (generic) keyboard at my office so I snagged it and took it home to use it instead. Unfortunately, with the new keyboard, as I am typing if I make a mistake, it...
by jupider
Thu Jan 02, 2014 6:22 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Group On Facebook
Replies: 2
Views: 8921

Re: Paradox Group On Facebook

I disabled my FB account and I'm not planning on going back. I'll stick with the official forums. No sense in trying to keep track of two different places for the same game.
by jupider
Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:34 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Happy New Year fellow carbon-based lifeforms! I'm hoping to have the next section of Pine Haven up in the next week or so for the few of you that are anticipating it. Got a few ideas/arcs stirring in my head but still nothing concrete yet; be patient. (/me returns the toast to the 'Cretin. May the n...
by jupider
Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:34 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Beta Juice consumption finally came up in The Mostest Records and it looks like I'm not doing nearly as well as I was expecting: Beta Juice 1. Sallyfox ...........1,618 2. LordCretin...........876 3. cowboy...............694 4. Spiff..................688 5. JazzyCat.............605 6. Fizzbin..........
by jupider
Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:07 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

College is overrated. I have 3 semesters of Electrical Engineering logged and the only thing I have to show for it is about 8k in student loans. I eventually got hired into a trade job that had no extended education requirements. Even if I had gone to college for the full 4 year ride, it wouldn't ha...
by jupider
Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:28 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

I call this part "The Great Sleep." Soon will come "The Awakening" and all will revel in the nirvana that is...


Paradox: The Musical!!
by jupider
Mon Dec 02, 2013 3:14 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

I'm still here!! 'Tis the Christmas (yes, CHRISTMAS to me and not "holiday") season and I'm not on the computer as much as usual. Cowboy, I hope to have the next section of Pine Haven up maybe after the first of the year. Got chunks here and there of outlines of the story, but nothing contiguous for...
by jupider
Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:03 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hey! I've got an idea! Instead of just looking to see if there's new posts, reading them, and moving on, why don't you make a quick post saying, "Hey," or, "Yup. I pop in here every now and then to see what's going on." I'd like to know exactly who keeps an eye on these forums. Don't be shy. Just po...
by jupider
Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:26 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
Replies: 18
Views: 33998

Re: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider

After she dialed the numbers, she listened for the first ring through the receiver and hung up. It was their widely-known "secret" way of letting the other know who was calling. She waited a few more seconds and her phone started to ring. She picked it up before the ring could even finish. "I need t...
by jupider
Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:01 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Studying "Dx"? You working on old 486 computers? Lol.
by jupider
Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:21 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

So... If I now have a new mini-fridge next to my bed stocked with Coors Light does that make me an alcoholic?
by jupider
Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:20 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

So... If I now have a new mini-fridge next to my bed stocked with Coors Light does that make me an alcoholic?
by jupider
Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:07 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Just downloaded a time-wasting little game for my Android phone called Star Wars: Tiny Death Star. I didn't like it at first, but after I messed with it a little here and a little there, it actually became quite fun. I'm sure after a few days the novelty of it will wear off and I'll stop playing it,...
by jupider
Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:36 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

I've had mine since 31 August. :P
by jupider
Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:17 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

I miss you, Gobb. If you're still out there.
by jupider
Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:20 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
Replies: 18
Views: 33998

Re: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider

Nicholas was growing tired. He searched for a narrow spot in the creek and jumped across. He fell short of his intended landing and his right shoe got soaked with water. "Dammit." He continued on toward the lights. The first notable structure he came across was the post office. Although closed, ther...
by jupider
Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:35 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
Replies: 18
Views: 33998

Re: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider

Paul thought about Claire. About her eyes. About her smile. About her dimples when she giggled. And about the way her eyes rolled back in her head when she was climaxing. He smiled to himself as he recalled all the good times they had spent together. The summer in Ireland. The winter in Alaska. The ...
by jupider
Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:21 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

I have the next section of Pine Haven in my head... just waiting for the time to actually get it up. Stay tuned.
by jupider
Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:58 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

...been working all day on a neighbor's laptop. Compaq Presario C500 running Vista. Slow as fucking molasses. You could click something and go make a sandwich before anything would happen. Finally decided to do a destructive restore. Guess what? Still fucking slow as molasses! I fucking hate Vista. ...
by jupider
Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:53 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Next section of Pine Haven up soon. Been drinking too much tonight to do it, though. Stay tuned...
by jupider
Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:12 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
Replies: 18
Views: 33998

Re: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider

Claire and Paul never showed up. Melissa knew she had to get back to work today, but called her supervisor to let him know she just needed one more day. She briefly explained what was going on and he understood. His wife had died in a car accident a few years back while she was on a business trip an...
by jupider
Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:10 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

According to our records, you've had your account here for... well, a very long time now. Please accept the enclosed as a small but heartfelt thank you from all of us. Paracite Prime sticker You gain 1 Paracite Prime sticker. You now have 1 ______________________________ Description: You once ran ma...
by jupider
Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:56 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: FYI
Replies: 3
Views: 8603

Re: FYI

Well, at least he's not just letting it go. This could mean he still has interest.

I shall remain hopeful. :)
by jupider
Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:08 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
Replies: 18
Views: 33998

Re: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider

John paced around impatiently. He'd been waiting here for almost an hour and nobody has shown up. The only reason he convinced himself to stay for was the money. He was asked to do this on short notice, so to make up for it, he asked for extra. The man was way too eager to pay the extra. That meant ...
by jupider
Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:22 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Been busy with work. Trying to find time to get the next section of Pine Haven up.
by jupider
Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:29 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
Replies: 18
Views: 33998

Re: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider

A quick intermission to give a few notes about Pine Haven. First off, this story is entirely, completely, 100% non -predetermined. Just like the writers of Lost, I have no idea where it's going. One day driving home from work, I had an idea for the start of a story, so I posted it here and gave it t...
by jupider
Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:09 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
Replies: 18
Views: 33998

Re: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider

She knew as she pulled in to the driveway that something was wrong. And not the "he's-just-running-late-from-work" wrong, but the "something-is-definitely-wrong" wrong. She had known that her husband was going to be gone for the weekend, so she took an extra day off of work to take a small trip out ...
by jupider
Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:54 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
Replies: 18
Views: 33998

Re: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider

With all the rain coming down, Nicholas could barely follow the tire tracks anymore, but looking ahead he could see the area in the taller grass and brush where the truck came from. Whoever it was was not concerned with concealing his route. He was nearly out of breath from running, but had slowed d...
by jupider
Sat Aug 17, 2013 4:06 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
Replies: 18
Views: 33998

Re: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider

When Nicholas awoke, it was nearly dark. The sun had hidden itself behind the horizon probably no more than 15 minutes ago, and the look of the clouds coming in indicated that it may begin raining anytime soon. The moon stared quizzically at the man who fell out of the tree, but did not seem to have...
by jupider
Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:27 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider
Replies: 18
Views: 33998

Pine Haven, a message board thriller by jupider

Chapter 1 John surveyed the landscape and let out a breath of relief. Looking out toward the horizon, the only things watching him were rocks, trees, and the occasional stray flock of birds, nearing the end of their return journey from their winter vacation. He dropped the cigarette out of his mout...
by jupider
Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:24 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

unknownZ wrote:"Lurks"
Shocker!
by jupider
Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:55 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

/me is still alive.
by jupider
Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:21 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 345833

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

beer.
by jupider
Tue May 28, 2013 2:49 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Spam in the wiki
Replies: 15
Views: 14526

Re: Spam in the wiki

*sigh* I'm not giving up either, but that's not a very reassuring statement... Thanks, anyway. :|
by jupider
Sat May 25, 2013 3:42 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Spam in the wiki
Replies: 15
Views: 14526

Re: Spam in the wiki

Don't tease me! Will Paradox continue on or is it a matter of time before we get the 404???
by jupider
Fri May 24, 2013 6:54 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Spam in the wiki
Replies: 15
Views: 14526

Re: Spam in the wiki

Spiff wrote:...i have asked Gobb...
!!?? Have you gotten a response!? Is he still out there!??!?!?!?