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by jupider
Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:37 pm
Forum: Paradox City Classifieds
Topic: Custom Sig
Replies: 5
Views: 17957

Re: Custom Sig

Get photobucket. I've had crap on there for years and to the best of my knowledge, they haven't deleted any of it.

*knocks on wood*

I've gone for years between logins, too.

*continues to knock on wood*
by jupider
Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:30 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: A Paradox family gathering..... or
Replies: 20
Views: 33925

Re: A Paradox family gathering..... or

No promises here. Our youngest has gymnastics that night, so we may be out most of the evening.
by jupider
Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:00 am
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: heh. I had no idea....
Replies: 0
Views: 29802

heh. I had no idea....

Just browsing through the Firstest leaderboards and saw this. I never realized I was tied for first.

Image

Wish I could go back to the chat logs that day and see see how it all went down.
by jupider
Sat Feb 28, 2015 3:24 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 163098

Re: Introduce Yourself

Hmmmmm... we'll have to think about that one, Blaize....




...hmmmm....




[Thinking intensifies]





...okay. FINE! You can come back!
by jupider
Sat Feb 28, 2015 3:22 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Forum software upgrade
Replies: 17
Views: 53762

Re: Forum software upgrade

I must have emoticons turned off somewhere, because all I see are words between colons and parenthesis.

And I'm just fine with that.
by jupider
Tue Jan 27, 2015 5:48 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 163098

Re: Introduce Yourself

Delirium_Tremens wrote:I assure you I am Not a Bot™
I like this guy. We can keep him.
by jupider
Sat Jan 24, 2015 4:31 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 163098

Re: Introduce Yourself

Hi there! I'm Delirium Tremens, I'm 47, a musician, a pastry chef and I could really use a drink. After a thorough forum search to ensure you're not a spambot, let me be the first to say, "Welcome to Paradox, Delirium Tremens!!" And just so you know, that will probably be the last time I call you b...
by jupider
Mon Jan 12, 2015 3:42 am
Forum: Paradox City Classifieds
Topic: Xmas Trade Thread
Replies: 3
Views: 17278

Re: Xmas Trade Thread

Wanting a second plush reindeer. Willing to offer Certificates or Tokens. You can either pm or pmail me or just propose a trade with your payment request.
by jupider
Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:48 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: New item ideas
Replies: 7
Views: 29009

New item ideas

Dionysius' Sword "A sword fit for a king. With this you could probably slice up any damn cletus that tries to usurp your rule." 1-handed blade class melee weapon Autosell value: TBD Attack: 75 Damage Type: physical horse hair "It's a single hair from a horse. I guess if you had enough of these you c...
by jupider
Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:52 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: My town made it to Cracked.com!
Replies: 2
Views: 22395

Re: My town made it to Cracked.com!

Err... try this one:

http://www.cracked.com/article_21892_7- ... sible.html

It's #6. Harry Baals.

I copy/pasted from Cracked's mobile page, so the link is incorrect on the desktop version. My apologies.
by jupider
Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:17 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: My town made it to Cracked.com!
Replies: 2
Views: 22395

My town made it to Cracked.com!

http://www.cracked.com/article_21892_7- ... le_p2.html

It's all true. We were very upset that they renamed that Street. One bad apple...
by jupider
Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:22 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Flaming TORCH competition
Replies: 16
Views: 31059

Re: Flaming TORCH competition

I feel that I deserve a flaming torch because I am sort of like a flaming torch in this game. I have been here to help light the way for others and my own light has burned strong in the 7 years that I have been around. There have been times that my flame has dimmed or even burnt out but all I need ...
by jupider
Fri Dec 05, 2014 10:18 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Yule Present Exchange Program v1.0
Replies: 8
Views: 26603

Re: Yule Present Exchange Program v1.0

Count me in. :)
by jupider
Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:39 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Flaming TORCH competition
Replies: 16
Views: 31059

Re: Flaming TORCH competition

sallyfox wrote:2 replies........... no entries.

This thread isnt going to plan.................. PLEASE! I just want comp entries here........

Sorry, maybe I didn't spell it out well enough:
jupider wrote:...if I had happened to receive another one I would give it away in a "Guess the number from 1 to 100" chat game.
:P
by jupider
Tue Dec 02, 2014 6:38 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Flaming TORCH competition
Replies: 16
Views: 31059

Re: Flaming TORCH competition

Since I already have a Flaming Torch of Intolerance, if I had happened to receive another one I would give it away in a "Guess the number from 1 to 100" chat game. I only need one and I"m more than happy with that. Besides, if I had a second one, it would only encourage me to get 1,335 more to put t...
by jupider
Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:37 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Parasite's Food Blog
Replies: 10
Views: 31675

Re: Parasite's Food Blog

Never been there, but surely sounds like shitty dorm life. I had chicken chop suey, crab rangoon with sweet & sour sauce, a little bit of beef something-or-other that I took off of Mars' plate, and two, yes TWO fortune cookies. From a local Chinese restaurant because I can't cook anything other fran...
by jupider
Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:56 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Senora Shakes chat effect side effect
Replies: 0
Views: 15535

Senora Shakes chat effect side effect

So I posted something in chat about a song Soda played on RFX and it was to the effect of: "Good. F***ing. Song!" http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m133/jupider/Chatshit.png But when it echoed in chat, the bang (exclamation point for you non-techies) was green along with the "Si, senor." chat effec...
by jupider
Thu Nov 06, 2014 3:04 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Chat profile links in player's profile?
Replies: 1
Views: 12151

Chat profile links in player's profile?

Yes, I know that looks and sounds confusing. I apologize. Anyhoo, what I'm suggesting is if it's possible to incorporate the "@ playername " parser that is used in chat to also work in player's profiles? Meaning if you have chat quotes or even any mention of another player's name in your profile tha...
by jupider
Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:53 pm
Forum: Paradox City Classifieds
Topic: Selling All My Outfits
Replies: 1
Views: 7760

Re: Selling All My Outfits

I'm interested in the Nurse Uniform and the Tricksy Treater. I've got candy necklaces, Tokens and Token Items.
by jupider
Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:49 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Comic Book
Replies: 3
Views: 25461

Re: Comic Book

Lol. You haven't figured it out yet?
by jupider
Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:57 pm
Forum: HELP!
Topic: Angry Horde strategy? (**SPOILERS**)
Replies: 6
Views: 14637

Re: Angry Horde strategy? (**SPOILERS**)

Thanks anyway, mack. I don't think I could have done it, anyway. I already had the shamrock badge and hornet rings. Still had power 99. I was just too high of a level to do anything about it. Never tried the handbag or pet strategy, but I doubt either of them would have helped much since the horde w...
by jupider
Fri Oct 31, 2014 5:03 pm
Forum: HELP!
Topic: Angry Horde strategy? (**SPOILERS**)
Replies: 6
Views: 14637

Angry Horde strategy? (**SPOILERS**)

Okay, so I've done several strategies, but none of them work. No matter what I do or try to do, the Horde has 99 power and deals 100 +/- damage to me nearly every round. If I'm lucky enough to even hit the horde with my strongest available weapon (rock in a sock) then I can only do a measly 25 or so...
by jupider
Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:40 am
Forum: HELP!
Topic: New Outfit spading. (*Possible Spoiler... ...eventually*)
Replies: 6
Views: 12321

Re: New Outfit spading. (*Possible Spoiler... ...eventually*

I think someone was in chat mentioning that they had a rather dashing outfit on or something like that. LordCretin, maybe? I don't remember for sure. I looked at their profile and was spoilerized. At around the two week no-spoiler rule mark I updated the wiki.
by jupider
Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:18 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 346651

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Soda, maybe it's just me but your sig image appears to be broken.
by jupider
Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:04 pm
Forum: HELP!
Topic: New Outfit spading. (*Possible Spoiler... ...eventually*)
Replies: 6
Views: 12321

New Outfit spading. (*Possible Spoiler... ...eventually*)

Okay, we need to get together to figure this thing out because it's driving me insane. So far, I've come up with three possibilities: 1. It's simply a combo of items that aren't part of an outfit yet. A few ideas: Downtown items: don't rag, low-slung jeans, etc... (tried multiple combinations with n...
by jupider
Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:16 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: The Appreciation Board!!!
Replies: 97
Views: 46997

Re: The Appreciation Board!!!

I love you, jimmy

...in a completely heterosexual way, that is.

But seriously. Thank you. It's players like you that create this community.
by jupider
Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:12 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 346651

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

I make an effort to pop in every day or so, burning turns in the hopes that someone else will do the same. Maybe get an impromptu chat event going.
by jupider
Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:44 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Chrome issue(s)
Replies: 3
Views: 9900

Re: Chrome issue(s)

Hmmm. I've noticed it only "jumps" when the text box doesn't already have focus. In any even, I'm sure it's a Chrome issue and not Paradox's.
by jupider
Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:17 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 588
Views: 346651

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

I miss the Wheel of Fortune when Vanna used to actually turn the boxes to reveal the letters. Now her role is just pointless and idiotic. Executive A: We've updated the game board to use small screens for each letter instead of those goofy boxes. Executive B: Good. Now we can get rid of whats-her-fa...
by jupider
Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:51 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Chrome issue(s)
Replies: 3
Views: 9900

Chrome issue(s)

I've been working myself away from Firefox and moving on to Chrome, mainly due to the fact that I welcome our new Google overlords, but there is one particular issue that bugs me and I've tried to do a Google search but don't know if it's truly a Chrome issue, a Paradox issue, or just something goof...
by jupider
Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:43 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 208683

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

I understand the item itself exemplifies more than one individual red herring, but "1 red herrings" just doesn't sound grammatically correct. Shouldn't it be quantified? Like, "1 can of red herrings," "1 group of red herrings," or "1 school of red herrings"?
by jupider
Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:16 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 208683

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

"You gain 1 red herrings."
by jupider
Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:40 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Beta Clan
Replies: 58
Views: 31146

Re: Beta Clan

Why don't we just copy the form and function the way KOL has it? Because I don't want anything in Paradox to be a "copy" of ToG, even if it's just basic and temporary. If I wanted KoL clans, I'd play KoL. I still feel the game needs this to keep us more involved on a personal level. Even if just cr...
by jupider
Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:15 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Uncombining Deconstructinator
Replies: 9
Views: 12029

Re: Uncombining Deconstructinator

First off, I'm not familiar with the Mr. Nobody reference as I have never seen or even heard of it. Secondly, what I was simply implying is that you should not be able to uncombine something that could not be logically uncombined. The example you used was "Pull Cafe Latte and deconstruct for 3 milk....
by jupider
Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:55 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Uncombining Deconstructinator
Replies: 9
Views: 12029

Re: Uncombining Deconstructinator

You can't take pee out of a pool. Let's just keep it logical.
by jupider
Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:23 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox PicBadge
Replies: 4
Views: 11609

Re: Paradox PicBadge

Question: I don't use Facebook, but I do have a twitter account that I never, ever, ever use. (Although technically, I do have a FB account that I use for Messenger on my phone--but that's just me and a few guys that get together to play D&D every so often.) So how do these PicBadges work? Would it ...
by jupider
Sat May 31, 2014 4:35 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: In-game notification of forum response?
Replies: 4
Views: 7867

Re: In-game notification of forum response?

That's fine and dandy with me. I think you answered my original question to my satisfaction well enough.
by jupider
Tue May 27, 2014 4:45 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: In-game notification of forum response?
Replies: 4
Views: 7867

In-game notification of forum response?

I'm not asking that you implement it (because I want you to focus on Beta), but was just wondering if it would be possible: Could it be coded that if someone responds to a forum post that you could receive an in-game notification about it?
by jupider
Wed May 21, 2014 4:54 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Candyless candy necklace necklace
Replies: 8
Views: 9166

Re: Candyless candy necklace necklace

No. Nothing special. They just become string. The same string that's been in the game for years now.
by jupider
Tue May 20, 2014 3:37 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: SPIFF's "EPIC" EVENT
Replies: 28
Views: 20231

Re: SPIFF's "EPIC" EVENT

I have every intention of making it to the event. I even have a bunch of Certificates of Gratitude I intend to give away in random chat rolls. I might even get drunk enough to give some other stuff away if enough n00bs show up. (But nothing from my "Not for sale" shelf, so don't get your hopes up. :...
by jupider
Tue May 20, 2014 3:35 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Birthday Box
Replies: 7
Views: 11593

Re: Birthday Box

What a troll.
by jupider
Sat May 10, 2014 6:18 am
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: D'OH!! (Spoiler)
Replies: 6
Views: 9350

Re: D'OH!! (Spoiler)

Nope. Are you offering?
by jupider
Fri May 09, 2014 6:50 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: D'OH!! (Spoiler)
Replies: 6
Views: 9350

Re: D'OH!! (Spoiler)

Sure. You got one to sell me for a reasonable price?
by jupider
Fri May 09, 2014 3:44 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: D'OH!! (Spoiler)
Replies: 6
Views: 9350

D'OH!! (Spoiler)

Bah. Been working on moving up the Fights Lost leaderboard by only using 1 Boo-Boo B-Gone Strip whenever I get the snot beat out of me. Been going fairly well. Up until I misclicked a charged pink shard by accident and regained all my HP. sigh.
by jupider
Fri May 02, 2014 8:36 pm
Forum: Wiki
Topic: Wikipedia template
Replies: 10
Views: 10311

Re: Wikipedia template

Why would you want to link to Arnold Schwarzenegger?
by jupider
Thu May 01, 2014 6:20 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: The Appreciation Board!!!
Replies: 97
Views: 46997

Re: The Appreciation Board!!!

sodafett wrote:I appreciate everyone in this community, you are family :)
Word.

I think that sums it up right there.
by jupider
Thu May 01, 2014 9:19 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Candyless candy necklace necklace
Replies: 8
Views: 9166

Re: Candyless candy necklace necklace

Or just to troll spaders, multi-using candyless necklaces into regular ol' string.

You tie the 15 candyless candy necklaces together end-to-end, leaving you with 1.
You acquire 1 string. You now have 689.

lol.
by jupider
Thu May 01, 2014 7:49 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Food Channel
Replies: 8
Views: 9413

Re: Food Channel

Grr... You guys keep giving me ideas for suggestions but I don't want to distract Gobb from Beta... I need to start a list.
by jupider
Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:32 am
Forum: Community
Topic: List of Current Paradox Chat Moderators
Replies: 54
Views: 76912

Re: List of Current Paradox Chat Moderators

Welcome, Mack!!
by jupider
Mon Apr 21, 2014 6:18 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt
Replies: 15
Views: 11782

Re: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt

You don't need a mod to roll for you. As long as you make it public and there's at least one other person on chat (preferably a mod, but not mandatory--remember, we can access chat logs ;) then it's legit.