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- Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:45 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Just wanted to take this moment to say...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 9503
- Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:37 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
- Replies: 113
- Views: 40167
Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
False, the cretin prefers his head to be free and easy while he snores. Even my bedsheets know better than to transgress beyond my neck. As for the bedbugs... meh, my breath takes care of them.
The person below me cannot match my overwhelming tolerance for excessively strong garlic.
The person below me cannot match my overwhelming tolerance for excessively strong garlic.
- Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:54 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Random Anecdotes or Humorous Happenings
- Replies: 19
- Views: 12983
Re: Random Anecdotes or Humorous Happenings
So I was thumbing through the pages of Pommies And Bushies Quarterly, when I happened on a story about Gobberwart. Wow, does his fame (infamy?) have no bounderies? The story was in the issue dated 13 November 2012, for those of you who want to check it out. He lost a no-confidence vote, when, as cha...
- Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:45 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: not-so-frequently asked questions
- Replies: 72
- Views: 32723
Re: not-so-frequently asked questions
I asked AnnieMay about this, but all she offered was exasperated eyes and then she threw her pokemon at me.
Are paradoxical inquisitions paracitical?
Are paradoxical inquisitions paracitical?
- Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:54 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 589
- Views: 356433
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Sallyfox is four years old today!
Or yesterday? Is it midnight yet? Do timezones affect this? Is it still 2012 in Aussieland?
Whadddeva, she's 4!
Happy sticker day Foxy!
(I wonder how old that makes her in human years...)
Or yesterday? Is it midnight yet? Do timezones affect this? Is it still 2012 in Aussieland?
Whadddeva, she's 4!
Happy sticker day Foxy!
(I wonder how old that makes her in human years...)
- Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:54 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 589
- Views: 356433
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
BOO!
Caoimhin and Paulie, in association with The Veggie Patch, present:
A Sp00ky Chocco Sweetie Fest
Caoimhin and Paulie, in association with The Veggie Patch, present:
A Sp00ky Chocco Sweetie Fest
- Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:22 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 589
- Views: 356433
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Oh! My! Gourd! Halloween is early! The sp00ky evening is almost here and Paulie and Caoimhin are like two kids on Christmas morning! They started the shenanigans early and have transmogrified into a pair of sugar-rushed/horror-fun giggly-b00 freaky fools! It took me two hours to fit my skin back on,...
- Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:04 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 589
- Views: 356433
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Sally broke the chain No more lips wrapped round hot fags Habit surrendered Gratz! ... /me mumbles quiet curses about not having any herbs available for immediate use. Sp00ky! The cretin is available till Hall0ween night, I'm back on shift from the 29th. oops! Edit: Funny how I always get this mixed...
- Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:53 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 589
- Views: 356433
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Wee! Te cretin staggered inna /chat tonight to catch some DJ-and-cider-chuckuleez, Cheers! Is time forra to go bed now, bye-byes.
Re: DJ Snoopy
Here's to you, DJ Snoopy! May you rest in peace. My mum had the Big C, give her a big hug from her little cretin.
Bye Chris!
Wuv yoo Mumsie!
Bye Chris!
Wuv yoo Mumsie!
- Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:32 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Why hast thou abandoned me!?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 10533
Re: Why hast thou abandoned me!?
Shhh... be vewwy vewwy cwiet, te cwetin is fowum hunting...
(LordCretin will jump out from behind and tickle-pinch the ribs of anyone, every time they look at this thread.)
(LordCretin will jump out from behind and tickle-pinch the ribs of anyone, every time they look at this thread.)
- Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:24 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Why hast thou abandoned me!?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 10533
Re: Why hast thou abandoned me!?
LordCretin has decided what we all need is a sudden orgasmic-like rush of pins-n-needles game-lust to keep us all phreaky-phrilled with the wazzup-wowzahz of what-may-come.
-ahem-,
excuse me while the cretin arranges himself in a shadowy corner...
...
Alright then, all ready!
-ahem-,
excuse me while the cretin arranges himself in a shadowy corner...
...
Alright then, all ready!
- Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:16 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Paradox BIRTHDAY.......AGAIN!!
- Replies: 15
- Views: 14573
Re: Paradox BIRTHDAY.......AGAIN!!
As witness to Tensor's random draw on 30 August, 21:40: Tensor: "There will be drawing by random public role in chat from amongst all the entries for a "secret prize to be named latter" during the Birthday party." Tensor: OK this is the roll for the prize Tensor: so /roll 1d9 public Result of rollin...
- Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:38 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Paradox BIRTHDAY.......AGAIN!!
- Replies: 15
- Views: 14573
Re: Paradox BIRTHDAY.......AGAIN!!
Caoimhin has joined Paulie at The Veggie Patch for a Birthday Bash minimum-price sale. The two of them have been busy collecting, cooking and producing (I nearly fainted when I saw the state of my kitchen!) and are giggley-excited about showing off their wares and earning some pocket money. I'll onl...
- Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:35 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Limited access for an unknown amount of time... :(
- Replies: 5
- Views: 9523
Re: Limited access for an unknown amount of time... :(
/me pops an aspirin and considers considering some fermentationary related discipline.
- Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:27 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Limited access for an unknown amount of time... :(
- Replies: 5
- Views: 9523
Re: Limited access for an unknown amount of time... :(
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- Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:24 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Paradox BIRTHDAY.......AGAIN!!
- Replies: 15
- Views: 14573
Re: Paradox BIRTHDAY.......AGAIN!!
Wee!
Paulie is busy producing pies for The Veggie Patch.
Paulie is busy producing pies for The Veggie Patch.
- Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:52 am
- Forum: Gameplay Discussion
- Topic: beta launch souvenir goodies bag
- Replies: 12
- Views: 13204
Re: beta launch souvenir goodies bag
Hangover spectacles (or as some frunken dools would have you believe: beer goggles) that make you appear to be listening/watching intently, but randomly mix your vowels.
- Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:07 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
- Replies: 31
- Views: 17736
Re: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
Cloaks stress in honey
And drops it down an ant hill
Routs ruin with pain
Now go treat yourself
Throw chimpanzees at strangers
From a street corner
Chuck in the odd raspberry
While dressed like Julie Gillard
Hee, hee, hee...
The cretin lurks, hiding in peripheral sights, twisting his towel...
And drops it down an ant hill
Routs ruin with pain
Now go treat yourself
Throw chimpanzees at strangers
From a street corner
Chuck in the odd raspberry
While dressed like Julie Gillard
Hee, hee, hee...
The cretin lurks, hiding in peripheral sights, twisting his towel...
- Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:54 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Leave of Absence
- Replies: 11
- Views: 12002
Re: Leave of Absence
Bon voyage, may all your waves behave reasonably
- Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:42 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Who breaks in to a house and doesn't steal anything?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 11917
Re: Who breaks in to a house and doesn't steal anything?
Do inform the police. The officers for your area will then be aware there is a problem and just maybe, you might help prevent a neighbour's home being done over.
- Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:53 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
- Replies: 31
- Views: 17736
Re: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
I got wet yesterday. It been raining heavily in Britain (of course it has - it's the Wimbleton tennis champs and it ALWAYS rains out). Cardiff though, has been reletively dry (no flooding here at least). jupider, you are justified to find comfort in your limited good fortune and I wish your neighbou...
- Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:38 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
- Replies: 31
- Views: 17736
Re: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
Whips commandermack
Turns him a shade of beet red
Maniacal laugh
Turns him a shade of beet red
Maniacal laugh
- Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:06 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
- Replies: 31
- Views: 17736
Re: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
Runs up to Cowboy
Whips him with a wet towel
... waits for more victims
Whips him with a wet towel
... waits for more victims
- Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:15 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Happy Bday GOB!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 27882
Re: Happy Bday GOB!
Gobba Gobba Hey!
May your newest bidet shine
And your movements flow
May your newest bidet shine
And your movements flow
- Tue May 29, 2012 2:44 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Changes with Paradox. EVERYONE READ!
- Replies: 12
- Views: 27920
Re: Changes with Paradox. EVERYONE READ!
yuu go! Ragga1 alRRIiite!! srry or lckka resabulk feedcback bu i cete enooooooooouf contrfersy at mi qwn work so II in gan=me just sit back an enjoi the game and wat deffelopss/ surprize us23211! rockn tr roll!
RAgz andf G)bb,,, i wanns haf yur babbiess!! rokk on !
RAgz andf G)bb,,, i wanns haf yur babbiess!! rokk on !
- Tue May 29, 2012 2:27 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Radio Contest No need to listen to play BIG PRIZES!
- Replies: 39
- Views: 25240
Re: Radio Contest No need to listen to play BIG PRIZES!
Welll ok iam deerunk bud oo pinnd me ribs agin de pluug so Ok i anner. I got sum wikkid tste im unussal musixc bud i dont; gi=ey mp3 es i don havv em .. i dont kmow legal tallitees off file shaarink i don know watz OK Or not maybee i cud find ssomu ntereating sungs but ten iss iy ok to downlood ab s...
- Mon May 28, 2012 9:11 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: not-so-frequently asked questions
- Replies: 72
- Views: 32723
Re: not-so-frequently asked questions
Your reflection on a glass rabbit
Comedic tradition has overexposed my cochleas to non-existant sexualisation through cunning linguistics.
Should I blame the British or French for double entendres, or am I a just sinner in need of a good thrashing?
Comedic tradition has overexposed my cochleas to non-existant sexualisation through cunning linguistics.
Should I blame the British or French for double entendres, or am I a just sinner in need of a good thrashing?
- Mon May 28, 2012 10:18 am
- Forum: Radio
- Topic: Name the Auto DJ Winner
- Replies: 3
- Views: 22726
Re: Name the Auto DJ Winner
/me pulls off his toenails and tap dances in Homer Simpson's nemeses-peppers, while squealing with joyful expectation.
Guatemala! Ho!
Insanity! Ya!
Peppers! Baby!
Guatemala! Ho!
Insanity! Ya!
Peppers! Baby!
- Sat May 26, 2012 11:01 am
- Forum: Radio
- Topic: Why have I never heard this song!?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 8057
Re: Why have I never heard this song!?
Dominique by The Singing Nun On the stength of this one song, I picked up her first album and spent (pre-internet) years with eye to finding a copy of her second album, only to eventually discover that everything else she recorded, offered me all the comfort of camembert stuffed with thumb tacks. C'...
- Wed May 23, 2012 4:58 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
- Replies: 31
- Views: 17736
Re: Where the ^%$@ is everyone.
Oh no you DIDN'T!
Raga implied the F word!
I'm telling the Gobb!
Raga implied the F word!
I'm telling the Gobb!
- Wed May 23, 2012 4:48 am
- Forum: Radio
- Topic: Name the Auto DJ contest-Finished
- Replies: 14
- Views: 12526
Re: Name the Auto DJ contest
FlyBoy Filcher
Meh... maybe not, the cretin doesn't want to be back on the radar of the nuns from his school daze. Rumour was, they were... undying.
I offer up my suggestion:
DJ LavaLips
Meh... maybe not, the cretin doesn't want to be back on the radar of the nuns from his school daze. Rumour was, they were... undying.
I offer up my suggestion:
DJ LavaLips
- Tue May 22, 2012 11:35 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Radio Contest No need to listen to play BIG PRIZES!
- Replies: 39
- Views: 25240
Re: Radio Contest No need to listen to play BIG PRIZES!
Surely all that sucking can't be all bad? The cretin is well aquainted with 80's underground, it's don't-go-there lyrics, it's everyone get on the stage attitude and gigs imploding or being shut down by the authorities. Some of my favourite songs from the 80's dallied in the joys of necropheilia and...
- Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:33 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: This was on my Kitchen wall.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 9379
Re: This was on my Kitchen wall.
/Me twists a swine's ear
And scowls like a gorilla
To disguise my screams
And scowls like a gorilla
To disguise my screams
- Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:38 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: This was on my Kitchen wall.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 9379
Re: This was on my Kitchen wall.
Harbinger of Doom
Arachnid Apocalypse
Dee the Destroyer
Arachnid Apocalypse
Dee the Destroyer
- Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:31 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Short Story I wrote.
- Replies: 3
- Views: 8124
Re: Short Story I wrote.
/Me experiences fear and loathing in Paradox.
- Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:23 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
- Replies: 25
- Views: 15507
Re: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
I guess the yolk's on all of us.
- Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:02 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Some More Leaderboards
- Replies: 1
- Views: 7564
Re: Some More Leaderboards
The cretin agrees with the cowboy and offers one more:
Mostest of all of them - Hedonist Extraordinaire / Hedonistest
Mostest of all of them - Hedonist Extraordinaire / Hedonistest
- Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:47 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
- Replies: 25
- Views: 15507
Re: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
/Me cracks up.
Hyolk, hyolk, hyolk!
Hyolk, hyolk, hyolk!
- Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:06 am
- Forum: Radio
- Topic: Its F-ing Brutal usually
- Replies: 1
- Views: 7861
Re: Its F-ing Brutal usually
Brutal! You go guRRRL!
Have you kissed the Blarney Stone?
Your show was good fun
Have you kissed the Blarney Stone?
Your show was good fun
- Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:25 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: New quests!
- Replies: 8
- Views: 9283
Re: New quests!
Oh! But what if you have gender reassignment 50 years from now and can't afford to pay back the Tranz-Mafia loan sharkz0rs? What if you went on the lamb, hiding out in the past... at a certain uni? What if your future-past self was-is an emotionally burned out husk, from all those years of assassina...
- Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:35 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
- Replies: 25
- Views: 15507
Re: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
Oeuffy Eggscusings!
The cretin will be working
I hope it's quiet
If no gigs are on, I'm there
Eggspect Paulie's Puddin Pash
The cretin will be working
I hope it's quiet
If no gigs are on, I'm there
Eggspect Paulie's Puddin Pash
- Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:40 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Chat event March 15th and 16th
- Replies: 29
- Views: 17352
Re: Chat event March 15th and 16th
Wee! And double wee!
/me feels so rare and shiny
Funzees and prizees
/me feels so rare and shiny
Funzees and prizees
Re: Welcome
Welcome Spiff!
- Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:26 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
- Replies: 113
- Views: 40167
Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
The cretin twirls a spin, looks back and whispers:
Defy to deny it!
The person below me has googly eyes.
Defy to deny it!
The person below me has googly eyes.
- Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:49 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: RALLY THE TROOPS! PARADOX MOVES FORWARD!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 17946
Re: RALLY THE TROOPS! PARADOX MOVES FORWARD!
<.<
oo...er...
The cretin feels faint...
- Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:42 am
- Forum: Gameplay Discussion
- Topic: Beta
- Replies: 19
- Views: 15953
Re: Beta
LordCretin runs past the tomaters, reporter and pole beans, nekkid as a jay bird. He flashes a moon at Ethel and grandstands while dribbling a hook shot with a shock absorber. Like the fastest thing on two feet, he slides across the grease rack, waving to Gobberwart and winking to Mr Stevens before ...
Re: 2012
/Me looks over the turrets from his Fortess of Not-The-Big-Bad-World (behind the sofa) and peers into this unknown entity. He dips a finger in the chronological waves and soakes in some inviting warmth.
Hmmm...
This just may be the thing we've all been waiting for,
Happy New Year!
Hmmm...
This just may be the thing we've all been waiting for,
Happy New Year!
- Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:36 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Christmas Chat Event -- Dec. 22nd
- Replies: 22
- Views: 14331
Re: Christmas Chat Event -- Dec. 22nd
Paulie Pease says thanks for his first Christmas bash, we both had fun. Holiday hugs and smoochies to all!
- Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:40 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Christmas Chat Event -- Dec. 22nd
- Replies: 22
- Views: 14331
Re: Christmas Chat Event -- Dec. 22nd
/Me dances to The Jingle Bell Rock. The cretinous one will be in work. (Boo!) Hopefully it will be a quiet day. (Yay! ...maybe) I'll tippity-tap-toe my way to the party, if I can. Watch out for my mistletoe/spiderweb grenades! Paulie will certainly at least drop by. He has been busy cooking up some ...