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by LordCretin
Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:54 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Away for a week
Replies: 7
Views: 9531

Re: Away for a week

/me sneaks to the fox
And gives her a big Welsh cwtch
Then legs it, stage right
by LordCretin
Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:50 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Away for a week
Replies: 7
Views: 9531

Re: Away for a week

Party at Jazzy's!
Anyone know when they leave?
Pacific blow out!

A week in Maui
Will do us the world of good
I'll bring the puddings

Her Cider Spider
Has my name all over it
A week with her hens
They'll have never seen the like
Who can pay for our air fares?
by LordCretin
Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:05 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Paradox Halloween 2011 Event
Replies: 16
Views: 11313

Re: Paradox Halloween 2011 Event

/me returns the sp00ky spiders to their home dimension.
by LordCretin
Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:55 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
Replies: 113
Views: 38933

Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)

...some a that rock 'n ro-oll music, any ol' way you choose it... At the Hop... Go Johnny, go! Oh yea, baby, /me does a two-step twist with the good ol' vibes of the Checker bouncin' off the walls. Little Richard was fuel to me, you know it's true, oooo-ooohYA-hah! I've worked gigs for years and it'...
by LordCretin
Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:34 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Paradox Halloween 2011 Event
Replies: 16
Views: 11313

Re: Paradox Halloween 2011 Event

Spoooooky goings on
Fear and fun mixed with whooooo knows?
Paradoxical
by LordCretin
Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:41 am
Forum: Community
Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
Replies: 113
Views: 38933

Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)

No, While I do not purvey comics, I am known to peruse them occasionally. As a child, I loved Daffy Duck and Heckle and Jeckle. The last comic I read was Hellblazer. As perturbed as John Constantine's mindset is, I reckon even he would have difficulty going up against an early days Daffy. That is, b...
by LordCretin
Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:02 am
Forum: Community
Topic: The Appreciation Board!!!
Replies: 97
Views: 46557

Re: The Appreciation Board!!!

Spiffy spoke of it
Oh Noez! Now Lordy said it
Pythons are spinning
by LordCretin
Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:53 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Collect Rocks Day: September 16th
Replies: 10
Views: 9883

Re: Collect Rocks Day: September 16th

LordCretin been rocking out with his shiny new avvie, won during our last event. Thanks, Grokly!
Paulie's stopped pebble dashing long enough to put out some puddins. Rock on!
by LordCretin
Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:52 am
Forum: Community
Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
Replies: 113
Views: 38933

Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)

That's afair call, grammer can mess withe best of our Heads, And Mr, Presidents Bush languishings on diction didnt not... Oh, I gone twice running. exitcusionings,

The person below has an unhealthy interest in what CommanderMack meant by "passion."
by LordCretin
Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:32 am
Forum: Community
Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
Replies: 113
Views: 38933

Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)

Ooh... uhuh, yes please... especially marinated in lurvully thick 'n creamy sauces. Their meaty breasts burst with flavour, as they slip down my throat, where their spent energies slowly ferment, dissipating forever, into the very essence of my being. And as for fresh feathery bare plucked legs... o...
by LordCretin
Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:32 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: PARADOX BIRTHDAY NUMBER 3
Replies: 10
Views: 10545

Re: PARADOX BIRTHDAY NUMBER 3

Paulie Pease presents a "Puddin' Pash" at The Veggie Patch.
by LordCretin
Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:02 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 162111

Re: Introduce Yourself

/me waves to Fimzo
Welcome to the Musical
Dread the Gazebos
by LordCretin
Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:16 am
Forum: Community
Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
Replies: 113
Views: 38933

Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)

Is true, for I was once known to torture cattle...
er...
I mean play the bagpipes. And may I say, in the days before my beer belly I was a ravishing hunk of humanity, resplendent in my kilt.

The person below me also has a penchant for unusual clothing.
by LordCretin
Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:51 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Question of the Week 8/7 - 8/13) --Nicknames
Replies: 7
Views: 9142

Re: Question of the Week 8/7 - 8/13) --Nicknames

Hmmm, excusings please. I've been stalking the availability for a new position at a venue in Cardiff Bay. I made it to the shortlist, had the interview and the rejection letter they sent me is that positive, I'm tempted to frame it and hang it on the wall of the office where I now work. A neighbour ...
by LordCretin
Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:26 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Question of the Week 8/7 - 8/13) --Nicknames
Replies: 7
Views: 9142

Re: Question of the Week 8/7 - 8/13) --Nicknames

I was one of them kids. who nicknames followed thei every move. excussious- iAM drunk , no seenssso there haHAHA!!., YA!! Combat GummByie usw favoared bEvcauzze sueetewed mi egoe. imnna cadetdz, , iwuas helpvukk abn asssuch helpppppddee. ann tiem fer antter story iss abouut suuppperman. is story wer...
by LordCretin
Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:06 am
Forum: Community
Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
Replies: 113
Views: 38933

Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)

Omeegaahd!! Is tottally like the truth!??! All the way up to the first Pokemonwastatimepartone. It was so bad, I unresonably lost all interest in all subsequentwatesaffculluloid pokemoncell-u-loid whatssits. Teh perswone beelouw cunt speel w4l inowhf, te saev tere shelf frum sandeluus inn you end oh...
by LordCretin
Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:40 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: End of July "IFFY" event.........
Replies: 12
Views: 10480

Re: End of July "IFFY" event.........

I took me 37 sponge hammers and a 100 weight of banana skins, but I finally rounded up the clowns. However, Pennywise is still down the sewer. I did chuck him an unfeasably large bag of supplies. To be on the safe side, if anyone makes eye contact with him, just mention the mushroom behind his eyes....
by LordCretin
Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:24 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: End of July "IFFY" event.........
Replies: 12
Views: 10480

Re: End of July "IFFY" event.........

Paulie Pease would like to earn some pocket money and will be showing off his puddings at the Veggie Patch.
by LordCretin
Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:16 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Question of the Week (7/24 - 7/30) --Beverages
Replies: 8
Views: 9543

Re: Question of the Week (7/24 - 7/30) --Beverages

Ginger beer! Yes! Yes! The stronger, the better! Most ginger beer in the UK is far too polite, meek and mild. As a teenager, I used to mix Jamaican ginger beer half and half with a 94% French Canadian alcohol. I don't recommend it. It was silly-ass machismo BS and at the time, I counted it as a badg...
by LordCretin
Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:42 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Question of the Week (7/17 - 7/23) --Animals
Replies: 7
Views: 9964

Re: Question of the Week (7/17 - 7/23) --Animals

Puppy wuppy auggy woggy doggy woos! A woo-woo. A woo-woo-woo. Awww. Ah wuv em! Dey maek meee tawk all silly-willy, leik. Peeps tink ah've wost mah marbulees, wen dey liszen to mee tawk too puppy wuppees. Even awl gwown up, doggies awr awl wuvvely, an cuddelly. Moose are lovely, in their own way too....
by LordCretin
Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:06 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: question of the Week (7/10 - 7/16) --chores
Replies: 8
Views: 10456

Re: question of the Week (7/10 - 7/16) --chores

When I get home after a long shift, I enjoy the very necessary and ritualistic chore of collapsing on the sofa, shuffling my boots to the floor and peeling off my socks.
The gasps! The sighs! The release!

I really just do NOT enjoy ironing.
by LordCretin
Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:49 am
Forum: Community
Topic: question of the Week (7/3 - 7/9) --celebrity sighting
Replies: 4
Views: 9020

Re: question of the Week (7/3 - 7/9) --celebrity sighting

For far too many years, LordCretin has worked security at concerts. Some stars keep their heads about them and are lovely, while others succumb to the endless flow of screamers/sycophants and descend into insufferable snobbery. Mixed in there, are shades from ordinary folk to some of the hardiest pa...
by LordCretin
Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:21 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Where to begin
Replies: 11
Views: 11697

Re: Where to begin

The cretinous one has moved a few times, in order to find work. It can be a stressful time, sure enough, but the silver lining is the (forced) adventure. Travelling/new far-flung homesteads are great for deepening your experiences and broadening your horizons. My own journey has taken me from Irelan...
by LordCretin
Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:20 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Question of the Week (6/12 - 6/18) -- Superhero
Replies: 10
Views: 2564

Re: Question of the Week (6/12 - 6/18) -- Superhero

The cretinous one likes to have various tabs open, flitting to and fro, while also being easily distracted by the hairs on his nose, not to mention the Naughty Sorceress and King Ralph. (If you ask me, there's something going on there...) As a result, I'll sometimes miss things put to me in chat roo...
by LordCretin
Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:16 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Question of the Week (6/12 - 6/18) -- Superhero
Replies: 10
Views: 2564

Re: Question of the Week (6/12 - 6/18) -- Superhero

Sally!
Noooooo!
Is that the evil Shredder I see hiding behind your avatar??
Ask him if he's got any radioactive wasabi sauce.
by LordCretin
Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:08 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Question of the Week (6/12 - 6/18) -- Superhero
Replies: 10
Views: 2564

Re: Question of the Week (6/12 - 6/18) -- Superhero

Michelangelo! He's a hero in a half-shell and he's green! Not only are villainous slicer-dicers dispatched with Oriental westerniness, but his taste in pizza is phenomenal. Marshmallow and pepperoni, chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce... like, gnarlier than Ronald Reagan in pigtails, duuuude. My pil...
by LordCretin
Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:39 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: BabyJazzy contest
Replies: 28
Views: 17694

Re: BabyJazzy contest

Gurgle goo ga ga
Gugwee giggle splurrda spwa
aah aushp ma amaa
by LordCretin
Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:27 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: BabyJazzy contest
Replies: 28
Views: 17694

Re: BabyJazzy contest

(/me wrigglies his fingers, gigglies and waves to precious baby)
Hellloooo Oliver
by LordCretin
Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:19 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Create a PARADOX commercial
Replies: 20
Views: 13236

Re: Create a PARADOX commercial

Hyuck, hyuck, hyuckles, good go Jupider!
by LordCretin
Thu May 19, 2011 6:25 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Create a PARADOX commercial
Replies: 20
Views: 13236

Re: Create a PARADOX commercial

A university professor is addessing an auditorium of new students, when a troupe of unicycle riding circus bears storm the stage and whip the speaker with angry midgets bearing rancid cabbage. Chaos ensues as the freshmen find all the escape routes blocked by animatronic fortune-tellers demanding th...
by LordCretin
Thu May 19, 2011 4:13 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: BabyJazzy contest
Replies: 28
Views: 17694

Re: BabyJazzy contest

Awwww....
Ah pwedic a cwoot ickle hairwy boy, born at daybwaek onna 16th, wit golden locks an e will be 20 inches tawl an e will weigh 8 pounds, 10 ounzes an is auwra will maek teh nurses swoon wit giddy-gossipy-goodiness.
by LordCretin
Thu May 19, 2011 3:24 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 162111

Re: Introduce Yourself

Greetings, knight of Loathing!
May your fuzzbumps feed you vitality.
by LordCretin
Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:37 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Question of the Week (April 24 -30) -- Childhood Candy
Replies: 17
Views: 2567

Re: Question of the Week (April 24 -30) -- Childhood Candy

Chocolate cigarettes!
I have not seen them for years. We used to strut about, with our fake cancer sticks, behaving like cool adults.
Wrong, very wrong - we loved 'em!
by LordCretin
Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:57 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Question of the Week (April 24 -30) -- Childhood Candy
Replies: 17
Views: 2567

Re: Question of the Week (April 24 -30) -- Childhood Candy

Gobstoppers!
The bigger the better!
Yay!
Horrible things - dental destroyers!
I loved them!
Double yay!!
by LordCretin
Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:36 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Spring into Easter Event
Replies: 14
Views: 10818

Re: Spring into Easter Event

I had some laughs, bagged some goodies and was teamed up with a pudding producing pudding pet. Paulie has an anvil for a mouth and keeps an expression like a toaster in a fridge, but "produces" the most wunnerfullytaztee puddings. The other pets were initially upset because Paulie's farts are pure e...
by LordCretin
Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:21 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Paradox Poetry Journal
Replies: 9
Views: 9574

Re: Paradox Poetry Journal

The FlyBoy BadAss Paradox Rap Like a philistine full of e-peen, licking cheap cream I chuck my half-rhymes like cheap crimes, claiming mind games I'm a speeding dinosaur The new velociraptor A free thinker The philosoraptor Mistaeks don't make me cry I fixem on the fly If I say something twice I sho...
by LordCretin
Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:20 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Question of the Week (March 13 - March 19) -- Favorite Book
Replies: 20
Views: 3843

Re: Question of the Week (March 13 - March 19) -- Favorite Book

A novel strays my mind but once Prose novel nawt, repeats my bonce Like bad writ poems, whence sences wince Retread legends, my mind makes mince (Me) With apologies for any pain that caused, it expresses how an inspirational book becomes tripe, when I inspect it too closely. Tolkien is a master of d...
by LordCretin
Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:57 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Question of the Week -- Favorite Board Game
Replies: 15
Views: 2441

Re: Question of the Week -- Favorite Board Game

Board games are seldomly on my table these days, but I do retain a fondness for chess. Competent would not adequately describe my gameplay. While offense is not a problem, my defensive analysis leaves much to be desired. Despite any applied deliberation, my opponent's strategic future diminishes wit...
by LordCretin
Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:31 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Create PARADOX....... The MOVIE!
Replies: 29
Views: 16928

Re: Create PARADOX....... The MOVIE!

Congratulations Jupider and Sodafett. LordCretin raises a toast to your chuckle power!
by LordCretin
Sat Feb 26, 2011 7:33 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Senior Chat Moderator Elections 2011 - Results
Replies: 6
Views: 1582

Re: Senior Chat Moderator Elections 2011 - Results

Flashy fancy shirts
Wayhey the Moderators
Congratulations

Purple topped wonders
Soft like a comfy pillow
But hard when required

Trusted guardians
Guide our wayward transgressions
Keep us disciplined
by LordCretin
Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:01 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Gift Sending/Receiving
Replies: 13
Views: 9510

Re: Gift Sending/Receiving

Thanks for the tip, Commander. In future, I'll keep relevance to mind.
by LordCretin
Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:44 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Beta Is Coming!!!
Replies: 5
Views: 19535

Re: Beta Is Coming!!!

LordCretin arrived
Before the big beta push
An alpha-male, me!

All the moar to yay
Power to the Paracites
Paradox Phorward!
by LordCretin
Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:01 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Gazebo Killing
Replies: 54
Views: 34099

Re: Gazebo Killing

Mixes Nimbin herbs
Floats free with a misnamed skunk
Kills the Gazebo
by LordCretin
Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:08 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Returning to you all!!
Replies: 6
Views: 1425

Re: Returning to you all!!

Awwww, wot a cwootie!!
Oo's a 'ickle darlin' then
Bwootifwul Lilly
by LordCretin
Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:50 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 847
Views: 181152

Re: Three Word Story

his market stall
by LordCretin
Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:13 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: not-so-frequently asked questions
Replies: 72
Views: 31844

Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

A: Yes, every time "Prince" drops acid, he changes his name and philosophises with the Godfather of Soul. They always end up gigging at the opening ceremony of the 1936 Olympics.

Q: Why does strawberry jam taste so disgusting, while toe jam is a gastronomic delight of deliciousness?
by LordCretin
Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:47 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Gift Sending/Receiving
Replies: 13
Views: 9510

Re: Gift Sending/Receiving

I personally have never been to my room in quite some time. LordCretin sneakily snucked until he crashed, thrashed and trashed Jupider's room with a Vegemite party, pasting the stuff till haikus covered the walls. Actually, it was pretty lame untill several bowls of minestone turned up. You ain't s...
by LordCretin
Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:52 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Create PARADOX....... The MOVIE!
Replies: 29
Views: 16928

Re: Create PARADOX....... The MOVIE!

THE PARACITE PARADOX Starring: Julia Gillard as Mullie Jones Tom Jones as Professor B. Ginner von Noob And introducing The Goldie Lookin Chain crew, The Pontypridd Ladies Sewing Circle, as a cast of bit players with funny accents As a young girl, Mullie Jones (played by Julia Gillard) was passionate...
by LordCretin
Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:54 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 162111

Re: Introduce Yourself

-sniff- -snIFF- -SNNIIIIIFF-
Hmm... your piles are exhilarating...
a delightfully complex explosion of odiferous prowess and bulging grapes, bursting in a broken prism of kaleidoscopic brutal browns and blinding reds.
by LordCretin
Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:33 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 162111

Re: Introduce Yourself

- routes around your muddy patches, prodding all the earthly growths - Oh! Hello Paracites! I am LordCretin, Commander of Vegetables. LordCretin is giddy with excitement, at the thought of getting to know what the residents of Paradox allow to develop around the outskirts of their sheds. My hobby is...