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by LordCretin
Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:08 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Chat Event
Replies: 3
Views: 9467

Re: Chat Event

Weee! Wow! Spoopy! Sale! Caoimhin and Paulie will be hosting a Wow! Spoopy! Sale! at The Veggie Patch. There'll be plently a Hallowe'eny munchies to tempt your sweet tooth. Be sure to save some fullness and some coins for all manner of minimum-priced goodies that will darken your ivories and brighte...
by LordCretin
Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:55 am
Forum: HELP!
Topic: New Outfit spading. (*Possible Spoiler... ...eventually*)
Replies: 6
Views: 12221

Re: New Outfit spading. (*Possible Spoiler... ...eventually*

Who me?
Couldn't be!
Aramada took the cookie from the cookie jar.

Maybe. Yes. I don't know. Did she?
...lordy oggles his fabulous thighs and decides he's at his best in his Birthday Suit outfit
by LordCretin
Sun Sep 14, 2014 9:46 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

All the best cowboy
Go show your cheeses around
A brand new campus
by LordCretin
Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:17 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: The Appreciation Board!!!
Replies: 97
Views: 46557

Re: The Appreciation Board!!!

The Commander of Vegetables wuVz you all,
...in a completely bi-ways way, by the way

...Lordy batters his arms in honeyed magnesium-strips with flint shards and joins the hugging spree
by LordCretin
Sat May 24, 2014 7:49 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Wiki Reference Contest!
Replies: 21
Views: 30185

Re: Wiki Reference Contest!

Dixon Balls (TM) hot jam doughnut “Warning: Hot jam may, surprisingly, be hot!” McDonald’s restaurants serve their apple turnovers with the fruit filling so hot, that it is initially inedible. The packaging for the product warns that the hot food may be hot. “You bite into the doughnut, and scalding...
by LordCretin
Fri May 23, 2014 3:08 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: SPIFF's "EPIC" EVENT
Replies: 28
Views: 20109

Re: SPIFF's "EPIC" EVENT

Epically Spiffic! Was Fun-FunZ! The boys filled a few Rainy Day Jars, I had a birdy eye view of the Paracites from atop the Dungeon Master, we roKK 'n roLLed wiffa DJs, won us some g00dy goodies, including a fabulously festive thirst freshener, swapped a few silly ass double entendres, stroked a pus...
by LordCretin
Tue May 20, 2014 1:03 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: SPIFF's "EPIC" EVENT
Replies: 28
Views: 20109

Re: SPIFF's "EPIC" EVENT

Thanks to Jazzy's zoning in on a Time Table, Caoimhin and Paulie have worked out an opening time for The Veggie Patch's Spiffily Epic Sale. The boys will be offering all manner of delicious munchies and drinks in exchange for your coppers. If the event goes past Roll-Over, I won't be around myself, ...
by LordCretin
Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:43 pm
Forum: Paradox City Classifieds
Topic: General Selling or Buying Stuff Thread
Replies: 24
Views: 15957

Re: General Selling or Buying Stuff Thread

WANTED Naive spring water Packet of sugar Small bag of floor OFFERED 250 moolah each Caoimhin and Paulie have been cooking up a storm in the back of the ol' 'Patch and are forever asking me for flour, water and sugar. Bless their little cotton socks, the boys do understand that I am only one cretin ...
by LordCretin
Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:50 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: The Appreciation Board!!!
Replies: 97
Views: 46557

Re: The Appreciation Board!!!

Wee! Wee! Wee!
Oui!
Easter weekend was Rock 'n Roll, baby!
by LordCretin
Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:42 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt
Replies: 15
Views: 11648

Re: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt

Wee!
A Pirate egg!
by LordCretin
Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:21 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Happy Easter Day Raffles
Replies: 19
Views: 13024

Re: Happy Easter Day Raffles

...peerz through half-closed Monday morning holiday dr00py eyez0res to dicover he's won some Easter treats.
*Salutes the Commander*
ChEErZ!

...this l'il piggy went Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee! all the way to his hoard of g00dies, to try out his new pressies
by LordCretin
Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:46 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Happy Easter Day Raffles
Replies: 19
Views: 13024

Re: Happy Easter Day Raffles

Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!

...the boys line up and salute the Commander

and then promptly run off towards the kitchen, out back of The Veggie Patch...
by LordCretin
Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:28 am
Forum: Community
Topic: The Appreciation Board!!!
Replies: 97
Views: 46557

Re: The Appreciation Board!!!

Wee! Oui!
Cheers to the Spiffy one!
by LordCretin
Sat Apr 05, 2014 7:35 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Just because
Replies: 4
Views: 8522

Re: Just because

Awwwww!
The eyes of love!
by LordCretin
Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:32 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Guess and Win
Replies: 9
Views: 10862

Re: Guess and Win

169,196
by LordCretin
Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:49 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: "GUESS WHAT" Comp
Replies: 7
Views: 8943

Re: "GUESS WHAT" Comp

Blue... no... ORANGE!
The number is three, not four, nor two. Five is way out.
Mathematical Fractals
Hazel
by LordCretin
Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:41 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

/me runs past wearing only a lampshade, sipping on a tall DRY! martini, smoking a smuggled Cuban and singing Candyman.
Pack it Rats!
by LordCretin
Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:36 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Possible Holopets Ideas
Replies: 5
Views: 8118

Possible Holopets Ideas

This idea for a holopet reared its head in chat the other night. Hatchling: Facecloth With Innocuous Spots Holopet: Scabies During combat When monsters attack you, they run an increasing risk of receiving their own dose of scabies, which acts as a blocking effect. The monsters become distracted, scr...
by LordCretin
Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:13 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Who The Hell Are You All??!!
Replies: 95
Views: 100134

Re: Who The Hell Are You All??!!

LordCretin ~sw00ns~ and sc00ps you'se both in a bowl wiff sum honey'n habeneros. SluRRPitty-Yum-YumZ!
Just be thanking puddins, teh cretin don't have access to one a them scanner-thingamabobs
by LordCretin
Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:58 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

...Paulie and Caoimhin send a tray of piping-hot fresh-baked weirdly paradoxical cakes 'n pies to Soda, with lashings of hugs 'n kisses. When love and loss Lost mind and mass While second cousin's givings grow Dark-bright dreamings shadows show Faith to follow future's flow The Paradox is set to go ...
by LordCretin
Sun Feb 16, 2014 11:59 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

LordCretin saddles up beside the foxy bunny ears and LEErz at all those shinies
...puFFz on his d00bie
by LordCretin
Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:57 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Pokes his head about an sniffs the air...
by LordCretin
Tue Dec 31, 2013 5:34 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Weeeee! Hugglez! Appee noo ears! ( falls flat onhis face an flapperszhsh is arms abou forto fin is nip a whizhkyy) Da kretten raeses a glass a noo yeer an toasts: ears too absenth fwens1 mAY dish yeer year brwing a song a joysh t' yu an yors! poins ad ar AUSie bud s an ax , is ad a kanaroo iner pouc...
by LordCretin
Wed Dec 25, 2013 2:02 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Wee! And double wee! Merry Christmas fellow Paracites! The cretinous one dons his Santa Gimp outfit and heads out onto the rainy streets of Cardiff to cwtch unsuspecting jolly jaunters. Er... I mean... wraps up warm and heads off to join his uncle's family in Caerphilly for Christmas din-dins. Wee! ...
by LordCretin
Thu Nov 21, 2013 1:20 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

The cretinous one hides inside the musical pussy cat's luggage, intent on bingeing gluttonously, the moment the Thanksgiving chef looks the other way.
by LordCretin
Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:51 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

The cretinous one struts in from stage right, wiggles his tush and saunters off, stage right.
*winks as he exits*
by LordCretin
Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:50 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

hee, hee...
DA cretin is stOnz0red today
...waves to all tyhe Paracites
by LordCretin
Thu May 30, 2013 12:07 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

hee, hee...
Me pulls Foxy's rabbit ears.
by LordCretin
Thu May 23, 2013 4:30 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Radiological! The cretin was up in the wee hours and thought... is tonight Soda's DJ session? I tuned in to catch the last 10 minutes. The boys hardly had time to put on their Kiss-The-DJ T-shirts. Now they're sittin out onna porch, nursin some puddins and slammin mah cretinous timing. They'll be fi...
by LordCretin
Mon May 06, 2013 6:15 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

The boys send you some holo pet droppings and call out, "Good luck, Mr DJ!"
by LordCretin
Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:25 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Good luck...

mmm, yumm.... bork! bork! bork!
by LordCretin
Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:07 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Wee!
Happy Easter!
The cretinous one is hippity-hopping off to his Auntie n' Uncles' in Caerphilly for Easter din-dins.
Yum-Yumz!
(The boys left some puddin-puddins in the shop-shop)
by LordCretin
Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:55 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Rock n Roll baby!
The cretinous one and Eboli spent some quality rocking tune-times with DJ SodaFett. Paulie and Caoimhin donned their antenna hats and "Kiss me I'm the DJ" t-shirts and jiggled the night away on the mixing desk.
Cheers Mr DJ!
by LordCretin
Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:40 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Wee! Hee, hee!
The fox and the cretin explored a secret!
O... M... G... !
What was it?
(check out Gameplay Discussion)
by LordCretin
Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:34 am
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: (SPOILER) Extremely Complicated MP3 Player
Replies: 1
Views: 8745

(SPOILER) Extremely Complicated MP3 Player

"Extremely Complicated MP3 Player w Description: This is the premier MP3 player. Everyone wants one, and YOU are lucky enough to have it. How sweet is that? Now, if only you can get it to work. Type: miscellaneous item Can be stored Can NOT be gifted Can NOT be traded" ------------------------------...
by LordCretin
Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:53 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Wee!
Happy St. Paddy's Day.
LordCretin shakes his Irish born tush at his fellow aficionados.
Double wee!
by LordCretin
Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:15 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

- W00SH! -

Lord Cretin flies by on a chariot pulled by 53 sheep
by LordCretin
Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:17 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

LordCretin tippity-toes...
downwind from the fox...
Quietly... steathily...
AND YANKS HER RABBIT EARS!
O!... M!... G!
HAHAHAHA!!
(.. Runs off back to the protection of his Veggie Patch)
by LordCretin
Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:49 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Jazzy, /Me waves to Oliver: oo cwoot ‘ickle dickens oo. Good luck! Foxy, For what it’s worth, I have a tendency to worry too much. That and… Yes, it is awful! The cretin lurrrves crappy jokes. That one is my fave. My second favourite toe-curler is not for public consumption… hee, hee… Jupider, The c...
by LordCretin
Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:22 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

A dead horse.

HAHAHAHA!!!
by LordCretin
Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:21 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

I don’t know… It seems a little harsh to me. Emotions are not such a straightforward experience. Pain is a multi-directional thing. While personal pain may feel the most intrusive, it is not exclusively personal. That is, not in a group setting. When emotions are expressed from within a group, they ...
by LordCretin
Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:12 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Pssst! Hey Gobb... You wanna hear a joke? It use to exist in Ralph's kingdom, in the early days, before he had to clean the place up a bit. It's sick and you're one sick, sick Aussie, if you ask to see this joke. You understand? I'm some kinda of dark, decrepit, dank disease, just for knowing it. If...
by LordCretin
Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:28 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

LordCretin runs through the common room in his New Year's diaper and lamp shade.
He skids to a stop by the sofa, throws back a whisky and raises a toast to absent friends:

In their absence grace to told
That their grace on us was bold!

Happy New Years from Wales!
by LordCretin
Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:40 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Ho! Ho! Ho!
A cretinous Christmas to all and too all, a not so cretinous Christmas!
by LordCretin
Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:44 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

LordCretin shaves The Fett hairless, then tattoos startled eyebrows across his forehead, before assuming it's OK to feed his meds to the cat. No, no... I keep getting this wrong lately. He wishes Soda a speedy recovery and good luck in reining in those multiple personalities. /Me waves a hello to th...
by LordCretin
Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:04 am
Forum: Community
Topic: R.I.P. Mom
Replies: 3
Views: 8408

Re: R.I.P. Mom

My heart goes out to you Raggi. My own mother's cancer battle was a long drawn out, unreal and brutal affair. Let loose your emotions and gather your senses. Do so at your own pace. The cretin will meanwhile be happy to supervise Paulie's puddin "producing" and Caoimhín's pie baking. Love to you and...
by LordCretin
Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:01 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

OUCH!

Oops!
Silly cretin, I squeezed the wrong bit.
/me holds onto that thought...
by LordCretin
Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:58 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: /me...
Replies: 2
Views: 8199

Re: /me...

LordCretin makes the hug a three-way and with everyone's guard down, he grabs a not-at-all-magic marker and draws startled eyebrows on jupider and Jazzycat, then runs off with all their carrots.
by LordCretin
Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:06 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342998

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Happy birthday to the favoured few and happy unbirthday to the massed favourites!
Jazzy, I must say I am impressed, the cretin can't even remember his 18th.
by LordCretin
Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:45 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Just wanted to take this moment to say...
Replies: 4
Views: 9153

Re: Just wanted to take this moment to say...

Wee!
(Raucous Applause!)
Double Wee!