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- Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:08 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Chat Event
- Replies: 3
- Views: 9467
Re: Chat Event
Weee! Wow! Spoopy! Sale! Caoimhin and Paulie will be hosting a Wow! Spoopy! Sale! at The Veggie Patch. There'll be plently a Hallowe'eny munchies to tempt your sweet tooth. Be sure to save some fullness and some coins for all manner of minimum-priced goodies that will darken your ivories and brighte...
- Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:55 am
- Forum: HELP!
- Topic: New Outfit spading. (*Possible Spoiler... ...eventually*)
- Replies: 6
- Views: 12221
Re: New Outfit spading. (*Possible Spoiler... ...eventually*
Who me?
Couldn't be!
Aramada took the cookie from the cookie jar.
Maybe. Yes. I don't know. Did she?
...lordy oggles his fabulous thighs and decides he's at his best in his Birthday Suit outfit
Couldn't be!
Aramada took the cookie from the cookie jar.
Maybe. Yes. I don't know. Did she?
...lordy oggles his fabulous thighs and decides he's at his best in his Birthday Suit outfit
- Sun Sep 14, 2014 9:46 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
All the best cowboy
Go show your cheeses around
A brand new campus
Go show your cheeses around
A brand new campus
- Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:17 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Appreciation Board!!!
- Replies: 97
- Views: 46557
Re: The Appreciation Board!!!
The Commander of Vegetables wuVz you all,
...in a completely bi-ways way, by the way
...Lordy batters his arms in honeyed magnesium-strips with flint shards and joins the hugging spree
...in a completely bi-ways way, by the way
...Lordy batters his arms in honeyed magnesium-strips with flint shards and joins the hugging spree
- Sat May 24, 2014 7:49 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Wiki Reference Contest!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 30185
Re: Wiki Reference Contest!
Dixon Balls (TM) hot jam doughnut “Warning: Hot jam may, surprisingly, be hot!” McDonald’s restaurants serve their apple turnovers with the fruit filling so hot, that it is initially inedible. The packaging for the product warns that the hot food may be hot. “You bite into the doughnut, and scalding...
- Fri May 23, 2014 3:08 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: SPIFF's "EPIC" EVENT
- Replies: 28
- Views: 20109
Re: SPIFF's "EPIC" EVENT
Epically Spiffic! Was Fun-FunZ! The boys filled a few Rainy Day Jars, I had a birdy eye view of the Paracites from atop the Dungeon Master, we roKK 'n roLLed wiffa DJs, won us some g00dy goodies, including a fabulously festive thirst freshener, swapped a few silly ass double entendres, stroked a pus...
- Tue May 20, 2014 1:03 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: SPIFF's "EPIC" EVENT
- Replies: 28
- Views: 20109
Re: SPIFF's "EPIC" EVENT
Thanks to Jazzy's zoning in on a Time Table, Caoimhin and Paulie have worked out an opening time for The Veggie Patch's Spiffily Epic Sale. The boys will be offering all manner of delicious munchies and drinks in exchange for your coppers. If the event goes past Roll-Over, I won't be around myself, ...
- Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:43 pm
- Forum: Paradox City Classifieds
- Topic: General Selling or Buying Stuff Thread
- Replies: 24
- Views: 15957
Re: General Selling or Buying Stuff Thread
WANTED Naive spring water Packet of sugar Small bag of floor OFFERED 250 moolah each Caoimhin and Paulie have been cooking up a storm in the back of the ol' 'Patch and are forever asking me for flour, water and sugar. Bless their little cotton socks, the boys do understand that I am only one cretin ...
- Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:50 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Appreciation Board!!!
- Replies: 97
- Views: 46557
Re: The Appreciation Board!!!
Wee! Wee! Wee!
Oui!
Easter weekend was Rock 'n Roll, baby!
Oui!
Easter weekend was Rock 'n Roll, baby!
- Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:42 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt
- Replies: 15
- Views: 11648
Re: Easter Pirate Egg Hunt
Wee!
A Pirate egg!
A Pirate egg!
- Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:21 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Happy Easter Day Raffles
- Replies: 19
- Views: 13024
Re: Happy Easter Day Raffles
...peerz through half-closed Monday morning holiday dr00py eyez0res to dicover he's won some Easter treats.
*Salutes the Commander*
ChEErZ!
...this l'il piggy went Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee! all the way to his hoard of g00dies, to try out his new pressies
*Salutes the Commander*
ChEErZ!
...this l'il piggy went Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee! all the way to his hoard of g00dies, to try out his new pressies
- Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:46 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Happy Easter Day Raffles
- Replies: 19
- Views: 13024
Re: Happy Easter Day Raffles
Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!
...the boys line up and salute the Commander
and then promptly run off towards the kitchen, out back of The Veggie Patch...
...the boys line up and salute the Commander
and then promptly run off towards the kitchen, out back of The Veggie Patch...
- Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:28 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Appreciation Board!!!
- Replies: 97
- Views: 46557
Re: The Appreciation Board!!!
Wee! Oui!
Cheers to the Spiffy one!
Cheers to the Spiffy one!
- Sat Apr 05, 2014 7:35 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Just because
- Replies: 4
- Views: 8522
Re: Just because
Awwwww!
The eyes of love!
The eyes of love!
- Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:32 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Guess and Win
- Replies: 9
- Views: 10862
Re: Guess and Win
169,196
- Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:49 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: "GUESS WHAT" Comp
- Replies: 7
- Views: 8943
Re: "GUESS WHAT" Comp
Blue... no... ORANGE!
The number is three, not four, nor two. Five is way out.
Mathematical Fractals
Hazel
The number is three, not four, nor two. Five is way out.
Mathematical Fractals
Hazel
- Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:41 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
/me runs past wearing only a lampshade, sipping on a tall DRY! martini, smoking a smuggled Cuban and singing Candyman.
Pack it Rats!
Pack it Rats!
- Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:36 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Possible Holopets Ideas
- Replies: 5
- Views: 8118
Possible Holopets Ideas
This idea for a holopet reared its head in chat the other night. Hatchling: Facecloth With Innocuous Spots Holopet: Scabies During combat When monsters attack you, they run an increasing risk of receiving their own dose of scabies, which acts as a blocking effect. The monsters become distracted, scr...
- Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:13 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Who The Hell Are You All??!!
- Replies: 95
- Views: 100134
Re: Who The Hell Are You All??!!
LordCretin ~sw00ns~ and sc00ps you'se both in a bowl wiff sum honey'n habeneros. SluRRPitty-Yum-YumZ!
Just be thanking puddins, teh cretin don't have access to one a them scanner-thingamabobs
Just be thanking puddins, teh cretin don't have access to one a them scanner-thingamabobs
- Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:58 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
...Paulie and Caoimhin send a tray of piping-hot fresh-baked weirdly paradoxical cakes 'n pies to Soda, with lashings of hugs 'n kisses. When love and loss Lost mind and mass While second cousin's givings grow Dark-bright dreamings shadows show Faith to follow future's flow The Paradox is set to go ...
- Sun Feb 16, 2014 11:59 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
LordCretin saddles up beside the foxy bunny ears and LEErz at all those shinies
...puFFz on his d00bie
...puFFz on his d00bie
- Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:57 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Pokes his head about an sniffs the air...
- Tue Dec 31, 2013 5:34 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Weeeee! Hugglez! Appee noo ears! ( falls flat onhis face an flapperszhsh is arms abou forto fin is nip a whizhkyy) Da kretten raeses a glass a noo yeer an toasts: ears too absenth fwens1 mAY dish yeer year brwing a song a joysh t' yu an yors! poins ad ar AUSie bud s an ax , is ad a kanaroo iner pouc...
- Wed Dec 25, 2013 2:02 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Wee! And double wee! Merry Christmas fellow Paracites! The cretinous one dons his Santa Gimp outfit and heads out onto the rainy streets of Cardiff to cwtch unsuspecting jolly jaunters. Er... I mean... wraps up warm and heads off to join his uncle's family in Caerphilly for Christmas din-dins. Wee! ...
- Thu Nov 21, 2013 1:20 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
The cretinous one hides inside the musical pussy cat's luggage, intent on bingeing gluttonously, the moment the Thanksgiving chef looks the other way.
- Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:51 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
The cretinous one struts in from stage right, wiggles his tush and saunters off, stage right.
*winks as he exits*
*winks as he exits*
- Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:50 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
hee, hee...
DA cretin is stOnz0red today
...waves to all tyhe Paracites
DA cretin is stOnz0red today
...waves to all tyhe Paracites
- Thu May 30, 2013 12:07 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
hee, hee...
Me pulls Foxy's rabbit ears.
Me pulls Foxy's rabbit ears.
- Thu May 23, 2013 4:30 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Radiological! The cretin was up in the wee hours and thought... is tonight Soda's DJ session? I tuned in to catch the last 10 minutes. The boys hardly had time to put on their Kiss-The-DJ T-shirts. Now they're sittin out onna porch, nursin some puddins and slammin mah cretinous timing. They'll be fi...
- Mon May 06, 2013 6:15 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
The boys send you some holo pet droppings and call out, "Good luck, Mr DJ!"
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:25 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Good luck...
mmm, yumm.... bork! bork! bork!
mmm, yumm.... bork! bork! bork!
- Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:07 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Wee!
Happy Easter!
The cretinous one is hippity-hopping off to his Auntie n' Uncles' in Caerphilly for Easter din-dins.
Yum-Yumz!
(The boys left some puddin-puddins in the shop-shop)
Happy Easter!
The cretinous one is hippity-hopping off to his Auntie n' Uncles' in Caerphilly for Easter din-dins.
Yum-Yumz!
(The boys left some puddin-puddins in the shop-shop)
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:55 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Rock n Roll baby!
The cretinous one and Eboli spent some quality rocking tune-times with DJ SodaFett. Paulie and Caoimhin donned their antenna hats and "Kiss me I'm the DJ" t-shirts and jiggled the night away on the mixing desk.
Cheers Mr DJ!
The cretinous one and Eboli spent some quality rocking tune-times with DJ SodaFett. Paulie and Caoimhin donned their antenna hats and "Kiss me I'm the DJ" t-shirts and jiggled the night away on the mixing desk.
Cheers Mr DJ!
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:40 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Wee! Hee, hee!
The fox and the cretin explored a secret!
O... M... G... !
What was it?
(check out Gameplay Discussion)
The fox and the cretin explored a secret!
O... M... G... !
What was it?
(check out Gameplay Discussion)
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:34 am
- Forum: Gameplay Discussion
- Topic: (SPOILER) Extremely Complicated MP3 Player
- Replies: 1
- Views: 8745
(SPOILER) Extremely Complicated MP3 Player
"Extremely Complicated MP3 Player w Description: This is the premier MP3 player. Everyone wants one, and YOU are lucky enough to have it. How sweet is that? Now, if only you can get it to work. Type: miscellaneous item Can be stored Can NOT be gifted Can NOT be traded" ------------------------------...
- Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:53 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Wee!
Happy St. Paddy's Day.
LordCretin shakes his Irish born tush at his fellow aficionados.
Double wee!
Happy St. Paddy's Day.
LordCretin shakes his Irish born tush at his fellow aficionados.
Double wee!
- Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:15 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- W00SH! -
Lord Cretin flies by on a chariot pulled by 53 sheep
Lord Cretin flies by on a chariot pulled by 53 sheep
- Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:17 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
LordCretin tippity-toes...
downwind from the fox...
Quietly... steathily...
AND YANKS HER RABBIT EARS!
O!... M!... G!
HAHAHAHA!!
(.. Runs off back to the protection of his Veggie Patch)
downwind from the fox...
Quietly... steathily...
AND YANKS HER RABBIT EARS!
O!... M!... G!
HAHAHAHA!!
(.. Runs off back to the protection of his Veggie Patch)
- Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:49 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Jazzy, /Me waves to Oliver: oo cwoot ‘ickle dickens oo. Good luck! Foxy, For what it’s worth, I have a tendency to worry too much. That and… Yes, it is awful! The cretin lurrrves crappy jokes. That one is my fave. My second favourite toe-curler is not for public consumption… hee, hee… Jupider, The c...
- Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:22 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
A dead horse.
HAHAHAHA!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
- Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:21 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
I don’t know… It seems a little harsh to me. Emotions are not such a straightforward experience. Pain is a multi-directional thing. While personal pain may feel the most intrusive, it is not exclusively personal. That is, not in a group setting. When emotions are expressed from within a group, they ...
- Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:12 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Pssst! Hey Gobb... You wanna hear a joke? It use to exist in Ralph's kingdom, in the early days, before he had to clean the place up a bit. It's sick and you're one sick, sick Aussie, if you ask to see this joke. You understand? I'm some kinda of dark, decrepit, dank disease, just for knowing it. If...
- Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:28 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
LordCretin runs through the common room in his New Year's diaper and lamp shade.
He skids to a stop by the sofa, throws back a whisky and raises a toast to absent friends:
In their absence grace to told
That their grace on us was bold!
Happy New Years from Wales!
He skids to a stop by the sofa, throws back a whisky and raises a toast to absent friends:
In their absence grace to told
That their grace on us was bold!
Happy New Years from Wales!
- Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:40 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Ho! Ho! Ho!
A cretinous Christmas to all and too all, a not so cretinous Christmas!
A cretinous Christmas to all and too all, a not so cretinous Christmas!
- Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:44 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
LordCretin shaves The Fett hairless, then tattoos startled eyebrows across his forehead, before assuming it's OK to feed his meds to the cat. No, no... I keep getting this wrong lately. He wishes Soda a speedy recovery and good luck in reining in those multiple personalities. /Me waves a hello to th...
- Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:04 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: R.I.P. Mom
- Replies: 3
- Views: 8408
Re: R.I.P. Mom
My heart goes out to you Raggi. My own mother's cancer battle was a long drawn out, unreal and brutal affair. Let loose your emotions and gather your senses. Do so at your own pace. The cretin will meanwhile be happy to supervise Paulie's puddin "producing" and Caoimhín's pie baking. Love to you and...
- Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:01 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
OUCH!
Oops!
Silly cretin, I squeezed the wrong bit.
/me holds onto that thought...
Oops!
Silly cretin, I squeezed the wrong bit.
/me holds onto that thought...
- Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:58 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: /me...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 8199
Re: /me...
LordCretin makes the hug a three-way and with everyone's guard down, he grabs a not-at-all-magic marker and draws startled eyebrows on jupider and Jazzycat, then runs off with all their carrots.
- Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:06 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
- Replies: 586
- Views: 342998
Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Happy birthday to the favoured few and happy unbirthday to the massed favourites!
Jazzy, I must say I am impressed, the cretin can't even remember his 18th.
Jazzy, I must say I am impressed, the cretin can't even remember his 18th.
- Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:45 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Just wanted to take this moment to say...
- Replies: 4
- Views: 9153
Re: Just wanted to take this moment to say...
Wee!
(Raucous Applause!)
Double Wee!
(Raucous Applause!)
Double Wee!