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23:21:26 barenakedchicken: my shorts are too tight! 23:22:08 Misty: and shorts are never to tight 23:22:41 barenakedchicken: well, I'm a guy, and I don't wear shorts ...soooo 23:23:26 MsFeisty: So you're talking about shorts that don't exist? 23:23:41 Misty: so why complain about tight shorts? 23:23...

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The winner of the first Tool Of The Week award was barenakedchicken (submitted by MsFeisty).
As has been said before, I'd like to keep this contest going...so keep sending those PMails to BigBrother for your chance to win.=o)

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Exactly.

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Let's face it: We all say stupid stuff from time to time. However, some people say some really stupid stuff. And this is the stuff that this contest is made of. If you spot someone saying something dumb/silly/stupid in chat, send it to BigBrother(PID #1984) in a PMail (after obtaining the person's p...

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Dude, I'd rock a t-shirt with a huge image of Professor von Noob's face on the front.=o) In fact, i'm picturing one of those ridiculously long t-shirts that 'gangstas' wear. I saw one once with Fred Sanford on it. It was amazing. So yeah, von Noob...he's the king, baby.

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Um...if you say you're bumping the deadline for a contest, stick to it.

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A: Your mother. You'd better call her back, and be prepared to apologize for forgetting your sister's birthday.

Q: If Old Gregg(or is it Greg? I don't know, and it's rather inconsequential) has the funk in a box and James Brown has soul...who has rock, pop, rap, and disco?

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A: Because it's 'hip' to spell words that typically use 'I's with 'Y's instead...for instance, 'Synyster Gates', one of the guitarists from Avenged Sevenfold. NBC is trying to jump on the bandwagon before it stops being so groovy. Q: Why is it that when old people watch tv, they talk about other sho...

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Thanks a lot, Sporty. You just proved that there is, in fact, something below the bottom...and oddly enough, it's not your mom.

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Gobb, have you never heard of relativity? Geez.
Sporty, I always come back to lame-ass Richard Simmons jokes because I'm obviously at the bottom of the totem pole of wit around here. Duh.
Q: Who are you? Who, who? Who, who? (I really wanna know)

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Sporty, those 'funny colors' you tend to get on your hands aren't from M&M's...they're from Richard Simmons.

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Good call, Jimmy. I'm definitely pro-torture. In fact, when I run for President of the US here in a few years, that'll be my official platform. Hey, at least it'll get people to stop bitching about the war, right?

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that? You bastards.

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'National Boobies Day'

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said. It's true.

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busy somewhere else.

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went the bunny.

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Votes? When did this become a democracy?=op

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No. That one's correct as is.

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That's just silly. What would that do to diminish my disappointment?=op

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Speaking of disappointment...why has that been the only submission so far?=op

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Aw, that sucks. Maybe next summer.=o)

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and massive...clocks

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No comment...

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Good point.

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Are you sure you REALLY want to let this group of people know you're a Catholic schoolgirl?lol

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I'm sure that was the true intention of the 'threat'.

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Yeah, I'm sure...cuz I will totally complain if you walk around in a swimsuit. Er...not quite as much as I'll complain if you go around naked, though.

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w00t!

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Hm...sounds like LG wants in on the action.

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That's ok, Missy...you can still walk around in a swimsuit. I certainly won't complain.=o)

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A week ago, I posted an announcement about some changes being made to help us churn out content more effectively and efficiently. Well, this week it is my pleasure to announce that MrsORaptor has been offered a position on the Dev Team, and has accepted. Expect great things, people...I know I do. An...

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I once heard of a guy who attempted to take out a gazebo with an arrow. As you can imagine, he was quite unsuccessful. But then again...maybe he just used the wrong kind of arrow...?

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Apparently the definition of the word 'hag' has gotten a lot looser over the years...

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In order for the game's development to go a bit smoother and faster, we've reorganized a few things within the forums(fora? whatev'). If you notice that you no longer have access to certain parts of the forums that you once did, don't panic. This is all part of the process. Those posts that were dev...

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And get a damn job.

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Yeah, I get that Dr. House thing a lot too...though I don't know why. /me pops a Vicodin and hobbles away with his cane

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Bob Ross = win

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Yeah, that's what it looks like to me...

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Apparently I'm the most simplistic web-surfer of the bunch, cuz this is the only tab I have open...

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And please remember, although the contest is officially over, there are still a LOT of references waiting to be discovered. So keep your eyes open.=o)

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Er...why would they get moolah if they bought the stuff that was auto-sold? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to LOSE that moolah? I mean, we can't do that for obvious reasons...I'm just trying to get it into a nice, logical box.=o)

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Ludicrous? This. Is. PARADOX!
Er...sorry...heh

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yet reasonable facsimile

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, hold the lettuce.

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Why would you need to have the entrance marked on a map INSIDE the mall? Silly girl.=op

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Sporty's right. As has been said before, the University only appears to be a major part of the game because of the current lack of content. You will find, as the game progresses, that it is a very small part.
However, that doesn't mean you guys should stop posting your ideas. Seriously.

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Oooh, sounds good.

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but probably not.

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