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by LordCretin
Fri Aug 05, 2016 12:42 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Wakka wakka!
Replies: 2
Views: 24359

Re: Wakka wakka!

Wibble! Wibbley wobbly wOO! WooOOOOoo! BOO! A Gillily-Go once showed me hay, one watery skyfall cloud-growled day. A miles defying way to slay a long lost path past peril's way. And through the shortcut flee I flew and floated free to slay the play. The foul'n foolish flee I flayed. Wakka, wakka, wa...
by LordCretin
Tue May 03, 2016 7:43 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Wee!

(Caoimhin and Paulie bound over to l'il j for huGGz)

Awwww, me's to0! (Lordy wraps his cretinous arms 'round the throng)

~ huGGlez ~
by LordCretin
Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:29 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Just a reminder...
Replies: 2
Views: 62157

Re: Just a reminder...

Wee!

Ah'm gowin' wabbit huntin'!
umm... sowwy,
(whispahs) ah'm gowin' wabbit huntin'

(edit)
Minemum-pwiced munchies at mah showp
by LordCretin
Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:44 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

~ St Paddy's Day on the 17th of March ~ As a Paddy abroad, I am expected and required to get myself so fit-shaced-piddly-drippingly-incapable on stout and whiskey that I cannat walk down the street without public displays of explosive self-sewage exhibitionistic bowel-blowing public-decency/nasal of...
by LordCretin
Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:46 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hee! Hee! A wee bit of Welsh and Welsh slang there. Cwtch is hug and butt is slang for buddy. {Lordy and The Lads wrap their arms/leaves/stabilizers around Auntie Sally and give her a great big cwtch} oo!... Me Oirish toes be tinglin'... Caoimhin and Paulie understand that not much may be happining ...
by LordCretin
Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:27 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Bien oui, c'est bon!

Cwtches all roun', butt!

Wee! Wee! Wee!
by LordCretin
Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:24 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hyuck! Hyuck! Hyuckles!

Golly gee l'il j! Wee!
(A laughing Lordy slaps his butt so hard, it runs off and joins The Foreign Legion)
by LordCretin
Sun Feb 21, 2016 5:33 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Hurr, Hurr, Tats wha shee sed! I did dranked tat abssinth teh nex week, but it blew mah braaiin til jez nows to day.. 0o-eR! Exxamenssore+2? Norra chanse me maety! Aint appinin! Fuuny enuff ,wen i woked up der was plenty a mattereeal bouts me dribullin everswhers it was. But a smell! omeegourds da s...
by LordCretin
Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:47 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Yah, lieks hows embarrassin, huh?
Imajinaets missplellin sawd as "sawed".
Mien appollogees fer dat misstaek.
by LordCretin
Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:11 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Ah slapt me a Possessd Dumpstah las niet. Ah slapt it silly til it regurjitaetz0red a bigass badass boelfull a haff rottin skanky bananana peels. Den ah plaecd dem ransid skins onna raediatah an dryd dem goodn crisp. Uh huh, ah shur did ah did. Wen dey wis hardn hot ah rubbd dem on mah hed til mah h...
by LordCretin
Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:14 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

~hic~
huRR, huRR'
festive dwinks fer awl!
mERRY hAPPYnesh twall/
by LordCretin
Fri Dec 25, 2015 2:25 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Merry Christmas!
Replies: 1
Views: 37456

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Weeeeeeeeeee! I'm just heading off to mah Unca's fammy in Caerphilly for me Auntie's famous Christmas Day NumNums Din-Dins. Mmmm... g00d! I can hear the lads busily beavering away in The 'Patch. We're awl in holiday munch-out mode and they've decided to share their gastronomic-piggy...
by LordCretin
Fri Nov 13, 2015 8:26 am
Forum: Community
Topic: New item on my 1337 shelf
Replies: 2
Views: 23247

Re: New item on my 1337 shelf

Mmm... very nice...
Lordy knows where to raid next time he's at work, it's 3AM, his brainz0res are flailing and the DayWalkers have used the last of the caffeine.
by LordCretin
Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:30 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Halloween
Replies: 10
Views: 28534

Re: Halloween

It's of more importance to them what live closer to the poles and whose country stretches far along the longitudinal lines. In the north of Scotland, depending on the time of year, the days last verrrry long into the night, so the whole of the UK gets the change in time tae gie da wee tykes a chance...
by LordCretin
Thu Oct 22, 2015 11:21 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Halloween
Replies: 10
Views: 28534

Re: Halloween

I've had a chance to check the work's schedule and as it happens, we are hosting a gig on Halloween night. It won't be a madcap rock 'n roll freak-out with pushy groupies hanging around backstage til the wee hours, so I'll be able to sneak in early on to let the lads open the shop and then join them...
by LordCretin
Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:03 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Halloween
Replies: 10
Views: 28534

Re: Halloween

Hee! Hee! The boys are deciding on a dress-up theme, practicing their ghoulish hOWls and decking out The Veggie Patch for a sp00ktacular munchies sale. Remember, its Halloween... so not only are you allowed, but you're ethically obliged to stuff your belly till you make yourself horribly sick. Bring...
by LordCretin
Tue Sep 29, 2015 8:04 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
Replies: 17
Views: 37120

Re: What's everyone doing this summer?

R.I.P. Summer! Long live Summer! Brrr-rrr! J-Jack be f-flyin' t-t-troo Wales, subjectin ar innocent souls to his Frost ridden hibernal machinations. Who'd've thought? Summer has an ending? (An icy breeze breathes foul, plumping Lordy's goosey pimples and causing his three new nipples to shatter.) I ...
by LordCretin
Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:06 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Lordy and The Lads spend a whole morning, well, um... at least a whole three-quarters of an hour crafting together a trio of Church Of The Gobb mitre hats and Gobb Slob T-shirts. They lead a merry protest in front of the Wessonian Museum, prodding and poking the swirling mists with their pluralistip...
by LordCretin
Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:20 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: surprise surprise !!
Replies: 12
Views: 29812

Re: surprise surprise !!

Me got mine, with a Spiffy cheers to you and yours. Caoimhin and Paulie had a fab ball of a bash at The 'Patch, feeding the masses and they send out glee-filled thanks to those who helped fill their Rainy Day Jars. We all filled our bellies with munchies and our minds with linguistic frolics, while ...
by LordCretin
Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:09 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: surprise surprise !!
Replies: 12
Views: 29812

Re: surprise surprise !!

The way to show the RNG/Random Number Generator who's the boss: 1: Start a re-set. 2: Get all the way to the Legion quest and find two of the security key cards with a turn count of 215. 3: For reasons that can only be understood by hedonistic masochists, loudly proclaim The RNG's mother is enjoying...
by LordCretin
Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:02 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: surprise surprise !!
Replies: 12
Views: 29812

Re: surprise surprise !!

ooo... Hear's hopeing i's'll bee buzzin' 'bouts meesel'.
Wees bizzy ad worx an im onna nitesift, bud tats 11oclok inn dese pards, so's... fingahs krossed. Wee's'll sea,,,
An mebby wiff lukks mah spleling'll bee petter an awl
by LordCretin
Thu Aug 13, 2015 5:07 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 35150

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

Wee!
I got me my Shiny! Cheers to the jup and the Gobbster!
...licks his lips and droolz
by LordCretin
Wed Aug 12, 2015 4:36 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: FCFS: Have one of my Holopets named after you!!
Replies: 5
Views: 25502

Re: FCFS: Have one of my Holopets named after you!!

Oui pour le jup!
The Cretin sprouts myriad rainbow-enhanced feathers out his backside and peacocks around the forums, proudly thrusting his chest in the face of any and all reflective surfaces, squawking soliloquies on the satisfaction of self-gratification.
SQUAWK!
SQUAWK!!
by LordCretin
Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:17 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 35150

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

Wee!
Purple...
Double-wee!!
...Lordy and the lads jump on l'il j and hug and squeeze til everyone passes out
by LordCretin
Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:23 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event
Replies: 19
Views: 35150

Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: July's End-of-the-Month Chat Event

...Lordy radioactivates his amp, sprinkles reeferchaun tachyon dust over his double 23-foot subwoofers and plays a copy of Nuey Hewis And The Lews' track, The Lorentz Covariance Dance. ~crackle~ ~crackle~ !!B-O-O-M!! ...flays his skin in three time zones. A Paradoxical journey with Marty and the Doc...
by LordCretin
Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:18 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Parasite's Food Blog
Replies: 10
Views: 31381

Re: Parasite's Food Blog

I had me a wander down Cardiff Bay before my graveyard shift tonight, for the Food Festival. Mmm… my fave stall (thegarlicfarm from The Isle Of Wight) made a return appearance (YaY!) And I got me a plait of Violet garlic bulbs. O0-eR! Yes Please! ~Slurpz~ is vile stuff and is absolutely delicious Yu...
by LordCretin
Fri Jul 10, 2015 6:04 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

(Lordy tip-toes through Sallyfox’s garden, through her tulips, by the moonlight, round the lily tree and perches on her window-sill. He curls his lips into not-at-all uber-creepy happy-folds and with a scary-quiet loud-whisper, shrilly forces forth a warble of impossibly high falsetto, reciting Tiny...
by LordCretin
Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:43 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
Replies: 17
Views: 37120

Re: What's everyone doing this summer?

(Lordy shaves his eyebrows and plucks his legs) Methinks we should all head State-side, hitch-hike our way across the U.S.A. and head for Miami, F.L.A. Then, when we’re all not what we are, or be what we be, we could leave out a big bag of Candy until Mr Reed joins us from out on the Island. He’ll k...
by LordCretin
Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:25 am
Forum: Community
Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
Replies: 17
Views: 37120

Re: What's everyone doing this summer?

Nae! Them things would seriously interfere wiff mah head-fried eggs, they would.
Butt, them bulging Homer-eyeballs sure l00k tempting...
(Lordy reaches through teh interwebs an pokes 'n prodes Gobby's delicious l00king eye candy.
Mmm, yes, methinks they'd fry up even better'n mah eggs.
~dr00lz~
by LordCretin
Mon May 18, 2015 7:34 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

We had us some Radio Xangaka roKK 'N roLL tonight with DJ Soda. Caoimhin and Paulie are always agog with The Excitement when "Mr DJ Soda" regails us with his musical ruminations. Jinxsta was there and Spiff, cowboy, and Ah'm sure someone else too, i feel im missing a name but just now its 4AM on teh...
by LordCretin
Fri May 08, 2015 4:35 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Good on you cowboy, like many folk full of cheeses, you offer up an an ambrosial serving of health, hope and inclusion. Caoimhin and Paulie groan at their Uncle's cheesy audacity, grab a couple of Rainy Day Jars and head off to Mr Notlob's Emporium to further discuss the matter with their compatriot...
by LordCretin
Wed May 06, 2015 10:21 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

That's a fine and generous notion and Lord knows the Nepalese need it. Anyone whose conscience is calling them to divert their funds would be blessed in doing so, but this may not be the best place to suggest it. Think in terms of the local shop you like (the nice one, not that grubby half-lost hole...
by LordCretin
Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:25 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Goofy computer clock.
Replies: 2
Views: 23577

Re: Goofy computer clock.

Try reversing the polarity on the Faux-Veracitical Equilibrium-Induction Capacitor, you'll find it nestled under the attosecond hand. That's what Doctor N-Furter advised and he seems fairly clued-up on such things. He had another suggestion, but to be Frank, it sent me clambering up the Rocky old ra...
by LordCretin
Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:44 am
Forum: Community
Topic: What's everyone doing this summer?
Replies: 17
Views: 37120

Re: What's everyone doing this summer?

Summah be Silli!

I shall strip naked as the day I was born and spend my Summer skipping round Cardiff Bay, flailing my arms like the bees 'a buzzing, sniffing the daffodils, whistling with the warblers and frying eggs on my head under the hawt Welsh sun.

Wee! Wee! Wee!
by LordCretin
Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:15 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

an oo a ell ish biGG bEEfee ballshed Rustina?
BlUUrghh!!
he, he.. aw ell a cand' lafBLUURGH! bud cha wasa laff las watssit
by LordCretin
Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:10 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

... ...hass ennywun seen mah braaiin ? a foksy ittil AUshee jikadee wabit -eered temteress temdet mee onn t te badb0y joos lash nigghit a tink Chinxsha wush der t0o? Wush oo? ah... ah... haffta goes bakk a werk tnite ,bud ah cannut find nmah barain an i's'll needsh itd . propersbally. ? anyswon? ......
by LordCretin
Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:43 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: A Paradox family gathering..... or
Replies: 20
Views: 33615

Re: A Paradox family gathering..... or

Caoimhin and Paulie were Xangaka'd-Freaked-Flaked-'N-Flooked, jiggin' it wiff teh other holopets and RoKKin' it Wild wiff Mr DJ Soda's vinyl spinnin' giggin' and want to thank all of you for helping to fill their Rainy Day Jars at the Paradox Spring Fling munchies sale ...Lordy rips off teh foXX's l...
by LordCretin
Fri Mar 20, 2015 3:35 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: A Paradox family gathering..... or
Replies: 20
Views: 33615

Re: A Paradox family gathering..... or

Wee! for DJ Soda! Tunes! How's about... Freaking At The Freaker's Ball (Dr Hook And The Medicine Show) The Streak (Ray Stevens) Rock Lobster! Ha! Yes I know, the cretin always wants some Rock Lobster. YummY! Danny And The Juniors, Little Richard, The Stray Cats The Ramones, Iggy Pop... or mehbee som...
by LordCretin
Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:51 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: A Paradox family gathering..... or
Replies: 20
Views: 33615

Re: A Paradox family gathering..... or

...Lordy stumbles into a forum wall Oo-oOF! Hee! Hee! Sorries - I am was lost in space, oggling mine calves, booyafull as dey are, so to say. (If'n I wasn't meeself, what wiff body parts like dese, sure, I'd be mine stalker. Too bad a rest a me is likes a old boiler absbandoned onna mountain top) I'...
by LordCretin
Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:54 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: A Paradox family gathering..... or
Replies: 20
Views: 33615

Re: A Paradox family gathering..... or

oo!
oo!
Caoimhin and Paulie are trem-blem-blemmmming with eggsxitement.
oo! Whatkinda sale canwehost??
oo!
oo!
by LordCretin
Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:44 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 162100

Re: Introduce Yourself

Wee!
Lordy, Caoimhin and Paulie bathe in the flames!
by LordCretin
Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:43 pm
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Forum software upgrade
Replies: 17
Views: 53456

Re: Forum software upgrade

(clap)
:clap:
posting.php?mode=reply&f=8&t=1645#

pffft! I still can't work out how to catch the clap. I'll lay odds I've overlooked some small setting somewhere.
(Imagine an inane grin with a pair of hands clapping the 'Wart)
by LordCretin
Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:48 am
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Forum software upgrade
Replies: 17
Views: 53456

Re: Forum software upgrade

Me cretinously creams his bowl of Ludditioes and looks over from his breakfast counter (plumped in the livingroom, goggling at the Magic Lantern Machine). A tricky rabbit and a drunken reeferchaun dance by, tossing colours to the air and chanting, "It's Paradoxically delicious!" A happy fool is me. ...
by LordCretin
Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:26 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

oo! Me grapes! Personal bad-boy Bacchanalian buffooneries be beyond bouncing back perkily, or so say my learned grapes. And loudly at it too, articulate i awkwardly, in very brightly coloured linguistics indeed. Them things have been trouble since the day they first learned to speak. Still, their wo...
by LordCretin
Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:50 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 162100

Re: Introduce Yourself

A chef who drinks? Shurlly nut!
A musician who cooks?? Monstrous lies!!
A musical chef who reached 47???
Ahh... come on now!!!

Welcome to Paradox
May your ribs rejoice in melodic juices
by LordCretin
Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:35 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: XMAS EVENT! 2014........the givening
Replies: 3
Views: 22104

Re: XMAS EVENT! 2014........the givening

(Lordy’s nephews run into the forums wearing their I-Heart-The-Fox aprons and strap-on bunny ears and dance the Jingle Bell Rock around their Auntie Sally) Wee! Wee! (both)Tanks Auntie Sally! (Caoimhin) Ah sure now, ‘twill be a grand ting indeed. Sporty’s Iron Toque has done us proud, it has! (Pauli...
by LordCretin
Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:09 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Yule Present Exchange Program v1.0
Replies: 8
Views: 26301

Re: Yule Present Exchange Program v1.0

Wee! Wee! Wee! Me (edit:) oo! Teh cretin is in need of some clarificationings please: I'm a thinkin' this here must be one of them newly fangled "electronic" transfers, as approached to posting physical goodies with the snails. If this is the case, are their guidelines, or do we wait to find out who...
by LordCretin
Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:11 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing
Replies: 586
Views: 342952

Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

...Lordy and the lads leap into the forums, clad in day-go lycra Underoos. LC has a life-sized cross-Atlantic cable wrapped around his "What's a Facebook?" t-shirt and is dressed as The Mighty Marconi. Paulie is sporting a working radio antenna/generator hat and is dressed as Radio Xangaka. Caoimhin...
by LordCretin
Tue Nov 04, 2014 7:30 pm
Forum: HELP!
Topic: Angry Horde strategy? (**SPOILERS**)
Replies: 6
Views: 14316

Re: Angry Horde strategy? (**SPOILERS**)

(blows his nose and out flies 3 hard green nuggets) eeW! Will you look at this!? And there was I, thinking you could only find something like these if you went panning down by Mine Camp F. I could not hit the mob with my weapon, but I bet this cluster of rock-like nuggets could put a dent in that mo...
by LordCretin
Mon Nov 03, 2014 6:00 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: The Appreciation Board!!!
Replies: 97
Views: 46551

Re: The Appreciation Board!!!

...Caoimhin and Paulie put on their antenna hats and dance with glee atop DJ Soda's head. ...Lordy swipes his right big toe against the ground and grows his cheeks all a rosey. Awww, hee, hee! And don't forget Sallyfox, working away in the background, before and after, quietly prodding and pushing s...