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Chat is driven by javascript, which runs in your browser. If you have timestamps turned on, it will grab your computer's time and add it to the chat messages as they are displayed (ie. the date/time is whatever date/time the message displays). Store logs, however, are generated by the server, so all...

How does this demonstrate that the ARH's chat effect doesn't work? Given how the ARH chat effect works, typing "." repeatedly is NEVER going to activate it, so what's the point of this? I just tested the ARH chat effect, both alone and in combination with the new Senora Shakes chat effect, and it se...

Mass moderation plugin sounds pretty amazing actually. What a shame that it's not even up to an Alpha version yet and, according to the author: "I already knew that 0.1.0dev version was completely bugged, but I forgotten to remove the download link. then, don't try 0.1.0 version!" That's from a week...

Heh, it amuses me, that's all. Non-coders imagine that, because something applies in one area and it's in some ways a bit similar, that it's really easy to "just" pick up a piece of code and stick it in somewhere else to make it work. With tape or something. In fact, often these apparently simple ch...

There's that "just" again. Tell me exactly what they're using and, if it's available for PHPBB I'll consider it. Otherwise, shhhhh.

Sssshhhh, don't give her ideas!

It was pretty horrible, and unfortunately I didn't hear about it until about 8 hours after it happened (Sally, update your contact list, I haven't had that number for six months now LOL). Aaaanyway, it's fixed now. Sorry about that

Fixed, along with a few other typos in the same place. I need to talk to my proofreaders.

1. Yes, you're right.
2. No, it should be "perplexes your opponents and prevents them from attacking you this round."

And it will be, in a minute or two, once I've recovered from today's server crash debacle.

Got to love it when an automatic system update completely borks an otherwise perfectly working system. Good job CentOS! If I had hair, it would have been pulled out by now.

Looks like everything's fixed now. Sorry about that.

The latest MySQL update appears to be broken in a huge way. I'll get it sorted as soon as I can.

Sorry guys, I've only just now found out. Working on it. Back asap.

like farts do

Sorry to see UnknownZ stepping down, but understandable. Great to have Rakka able to jump straight in so quickly. Great work guys

Then you could set up a hen-cam and be the next internet sensation with millions of people tweeting about it all day every day... sigh.

Meh, PHPBB is what it is. Not interested in rewriting it. If anyone knows of a plugin that does that, though (eg. a Like/Dislike plugin for individual posts, rather than a poll for a whole topic), let me know and I'll consider adding it.

I love how non-coders always say "Just..." like it ain't no thang. How about I'm not writing a bunch of special code for individual players like I did with DrWolf because its' a pain in the ass to write and maintain :) Don't worry, I have a solution and I'll implement it when the time is right for m...

Um... I'm trying to figure out what logic made you add this as a followup to the original topic to be honest... It's nothing like it. Aaaanyway... fair call. They shouldn't be on the leaderboards. I'll have to do something about that... maybe add a group for NPCs and exclude that group or some such....

One from the dev team... The date was March... I dunno, 28th, and I'd hate a lengthy chat with a certain dev team member who I won't name, but who is male, American, over 40 years old and whose player name starts with G and ends with rokly about the impending April Fool's day content. At some point ...

So this one time, I was in the forums, and there was this double post from Cowboy. How I laughed!

I've put it into the feature request system to look at in the future.

Heh, it'd be effin ridiculous, that's what. I really don't have the inclination to figure it out, but mack's probably about right.

In what was exactly was it "broken"? Can you give us the numbers? I thought it was just reduced because it was way too powerful. It was reduced because it was way too powerful, but not because it was *designed* to be way too powerful, just because I forgot a bit of code. Basically, if the platypus ...

If anyone knows the old stats for the platypus, go for it, but from what I can see the only recorded stats are what they are now, not the broken stats. It's interesting really, whoever put the stats on the wiki either guessed what I meant to code and kept quiet about it, or it wasn't actually broken...

sodafett wrote:But everyone knows 21 is better than 20, because that makes it legal (in the US anyway, I think as soon as you can reach the bar is legal in Aussie land )

Yep, and we've got some really short bars around here.

I ated it.

Two obvious ones here for me, Homer Simpson and Eric Cartman for various reasons. The former because he's such a very simple man - a complete idiot with a heart of gold and a brain of poop. I dunno, I just like him. The latter because... well, mostly because I can do the voice LOL. Now screw you guy...

OH so much ham! Glad I'm not Jewish or I'd be losing my mind right about now.

Hehehehe, I didn't even see this fine performance until now. Nice one! For those not aware, Ragazi was actually responsible for writing a fair chunk of the content involved in yesterday's April Fool's jackanapery so was completely aware of what was going on at all times. No really. He's right though...

Shake was last year wasn't it?

You like them greasy?

Er... April Fool anyone? This entire thing has been nothing but complete bollocks from start to finish and the time has come to bring it to a close. Thanks go to those who were involved in the gag, especially to Ragazi who not only played the part of outraged Paracite incredibly well, but did so aft...

Sorry yes, it's working exactly as **I** intended... Apparently Grok and I weren't *quite* on the same page. We'll discuss that later. Now, actually. Dev chat time.

Ragazi... chill out, man. It's just stuff.

Thanks Dora

You really should learn to stash things you're not using. Seriously, if you're going to wander around with things in your backpack, you pretty much deserve to get them stolen. Not my problem.

Drink and code? Never. Alright sometimes, but not this time. In this case, it's working EXACTLY as intended. I said it wasn't negotiable and it's not. Suck it up, people.

A: I don't know, I can't be bothered going back to check.

Q: Can someone check and report back?

UPDATE: It looks like the code is ready to go into production tonight. If there are any major problems, please report a bug.

A: Three.

Q: That was a bit of an anti-climax wasn't it?

commandermack wrote: salami isn't chicken, you broked the rules!

I don't care. Apart from the awesome name of this place, the "Parmageddon" is completely awesome.

http://www.mrsparmas.com.au/

I'm going to be really hungover that day, but will do my best

Since discovering a serious flaw in the code for the Placable Platypus a week or two ago, I've spent some time going through the database and discovered that the flaw caused a MASSIVE imbalance in the drop rates of certain items which, in turn, has created an oversupply of some things and which is l...

Hurr hurr mack likes butt :) I'm a huge fan of anything Elljae makes, but I'd have to say I totally rate her Paella and Jambalaya right up there among my favourites. Also a huge fan of nibbly stuff like Buffalo wings, jerky, things like that. Oh, and a *quality* chicken parmagiana, preferably done w...

A: If you are Chuck Norris, then you already have - with Chuck Norris. If you are not Chuck Norris, the same answer applies.

Q: Are Chuck Norris jokes still funny?

I was going to mention Dark Side, but decided it was too obvious, like the Beatles White Album or Neil Diamond's Hot August Night.

Blown away....

Aaaand we're back. That took a LOT less time than I expected, and to be honest it's a bit of an anticlimax. The game seems to be just fine, and I was all ready for problems. Everyone go see what you can break, because I need to do something with all this tension.

Here we go...

I've decided there's really no point putting this off any longer. I've done a heap of planning, taken plenty of precautions, got backups of everything and frankly, I'm just procrastinating now. The game will be going offline for an upgrade in just a few minutes, which will take anything from half an...

Uh-huh... So, where in your inbox?

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