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commandermack wrote:something about having a towel in your off-hand?

Yes, always bring a towel.

The title explains it all. I would like to be able to buy from players stores during a reset using money from the STASH. The items purchased would go to the STASH. This would be a good addition because for certain sales you cannot purchase them normally due to lack of funds.

I agree. None of the other equipment gives a fraction of the amount the Platypus gives. If the formula on the wiki is correct, the Platypus gives +168% to moolah drops. This is madness, and also sparta.

Nice limerick Gobb.

I would love this.

I agree it seems counter-intuitive... if your hp is low you should be weaker. But maybe if your HP is full, do 1.1x damage? A small bonus but a reward to always keeping your health full before each combat.

Don't forget free high-end food from Elljae's store. I think they are all good, until the playerbase exceeds 25,000 or so. Then they won't be needed. I also think there should be more ways to get moolah, as the best way is to grind the Second-hand Sideshow.

And you have to do 42 damage to kill it.

That makes sense Gobb.

jimmey, why non-alchoholic margarita specifically?

I like everything except the clock. Maybe combine designs with alphah4xor?

If you'd like to see that item in your brain in the game, post here! Try to include a description, use, and other information like autosell value, where it is obtained from, and the plural.

I fought the gazebo, and I died.

Help isn't needed any longer, thanks to Trogdorable.

I cannot donate via paypal and Gobb has suggested I get someone to donate for me. I send you the money, and 200,000 moolah, and you donate for me, and give me the token.
Please reply here or send a P-Mail if you can help me out.

"Cowboy Hat"



This is a hat that signifies that you're a cowboy, and you ride on a steel horse. Oh, and you sing a sad, sad song. Because every rose has a thorn.

30 Defense
+7 to bravado
+3 to brawn

March 13, National Open an Umbrella Indoors Day!

A zombie event! All monsters' names become "Zombie ________(enemy name)," if you are beaten up by a zombie then you gain an effect: Brainless(∞), which makes your chat messages zombified, makes all your hit messages zombielike, and reduces brain to 0. The only way to cure it is to buy a replacement ...

We need clans. They don't have to do anything just yet, but in the future can be expanded.

I want a horse holopet or mount for the cowboy in me.