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- Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:08 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
- Replies: 113
- Views: 39969
Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
The Gratification Inflection: When Sheldon steps out of the room for a minute, the guys strap LordCretin to Sheldon's place on the sofa. They then bet the last of the dumplings, to see to see if he can hold a straight face. The person below me views the Christmas season through at least one set of l...
- Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:54 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Away for a week
- Replies: 7
- Views: 9851
Re: Away for a week
/me sneaks to the fox
And gives her a big Welsh cwtch
Then legs it, stage right
And gives her a big Welsh cwtch
Then legs it, stage right
- Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:50 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Away for a week
- Replies: 7
- Views: 9851
Re: Away for a week
Party at Jazzy's!
Anyone know when they leave?
Pacific blow out!
A week in Maui
Will do us the world of good
I'll bring the puddings
Her Cider Spider
Has my name all over it
A week with her hens
They'll have never seen the like
Who can pay for our air fares?
Anyone know when they leave?
Pacific blow out!
A week in Maui
Will do us the world of good
I'll bring the puddings
Her Cider Spider
Has my name all over it
A week with her hens
They'll have never seen the like
Who can pay for our air fares?
- Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:05 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Paradox Halloween 2011 Event
- Replies: 16
- Views: 11669
Re: Paradox Halloween 2011 Event
/me returns the sp00ky spiders to their home dimension.
- Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:55 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
- Replies: 113
- Views: 39969
Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
...some a that rock 'n ro-oll music, any ol' way you choose it... At the Hop... Go Johnny, go! Oh yea, baby, /me does a two-step twist with the good ol' vibes of the Checker bouncin' off the walls. Little Richard was fuel to me, you know it's true, oooo-ooohYA-hah! I've worked gigs for years and it'...
- Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:34 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Paradox Halloween 2011 Event
- Replies: 16
- Views: 11669
Re: Paradox Halloween 2011 Event
Spoooooky goings on
Fear and fun mixed with whooooo knows?
Paradoxical
Fear and fun mixed with whooooo knows?
Paradoxical
- Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:41 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
- Replies: 113
- Views: 39969
Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
No, While I do not purvey comics, I am known to peruse them occasionally. As a child, I loved Daffy Duck and Heckle and Jeckle. The last comic I read was Hellblazer. As perturbed as John Constantine's mindset is, I reckon even he would have difficulty going up against an early days Daffy. That is, b...
- Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:02 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Appreciation Board!!!
- Replies: 97
- Views: 47713
Re: The Appreciation Board!!!
Spiffy spoke of it
Oh Noez! Now Lordy said it
Pythons are spinning
Oh Noez! Now Lordy said it
Pythons are spinning
- Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:53 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Collect Rocks Day: September 16th
- Replies: 10
- Views: 10240
Re: Collect Rocks Day: September 16th
LordCretin been rocking out with his shiny new avvie, won during our last event. Thanks, Grokly!
Paulie's stopped pebble dashing long enough to put out some puddins. Rock on!
Paulie's stopped pebble dashing long enough to put out some puddins. Rock on!
- Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:52 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
- Replies: 113
- Views: 39969
Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
That's afair call, grammer can mess withe best of our Heads, And Mr, Presidents Bush languishings on diction didnt not... Oh, I gone twice running. exitcusionings,
The person below has an unhealthy interest in what CommanderMack meant by "passion."
The person below has an unhealthy interest in what CommanderMack meant by "passion."
- Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:32 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
- Replies: 113
- Views: 39969
Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
Ooh... uhuh, yes please... especially marinated in lurvully thick 'n creamy sauces. Their meaty breasts burst with flavour, as they slip down my throat, where their spent energies slowly ferment, dissipating forever, into the very essence of my being. And as for fresh feathery bare plucked legs... o...
- Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:32 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: PARADOX BIRTHDAY NUMBER 3
- Replies: 10
- Views: 10874
Re: PARADOX BIRTHDAY NUMBER 3
Paulie Pease presents a "Puddin' Pash" at The Veggie Patch.
- Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:02 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Introduce Yourself
- Replies: 171
- Views: 165165
Re: Introduce Yourself
/me waves to Fimzo
Welcome to the Musical
Dread the Gazebos
Welcome to the Musical
Dread the Gazebos
- Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:16 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
- Replies: 113
- Views: 39969
Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
Is true, for I was once known to torture cattle...
er...
I mean play the bagpipes. And may I say, in the days before my beer belly I was a ravishing hunk of humanity, resplendent in my kilt.
The person below me also has a penchant for unusual clothing.
er...
I mean play the bagpipes. And may I say, in the days before my beer belly I was a ravishing hunk of humanity, resplendent in my kilt.
The person below me also has a penchant for unusual clothing.
- Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:51 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week 8/7 - 8/13) --Nicknames
- Replies: 7
- Views: 9468
Re: Question of the Week 8/7 - 8/13) --Nicknames
Hmmm, excusings please. I've been stalking the availability for a new position at a venue in Cardiff Bay. I made it to the shortlist, had the interview and the rejection letter they sent me is that positive, I'm tempted to frame it and hang it on the wall of the office where I now work. A neighbour ...
- Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:26 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week 8/7 - 8/13) --Nicknames
- Replies: 7
- Views: 9468
Re: Question of the Week 8/7 - 8/13) --Nicknames
I was one of them kids. who nicknames followed thei every move. excussious- iAM drunk , no seenssso there haHAHA!!., YA!! Combat GummByie usw favoared bEvcauzze sueetewed mi egoe. imnna cadetdz, , iwuas helpvukk abn asssuch helpppppddee. ann tiem fer antter story iss abouut suuppperman. is story wer...
- Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:06 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
- Replies: 113
- Views: 39969
Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
Omeegaahd!! Is tottally like the truth!??! All the way up to the first Pokemonwastatimepartone. It was so bad, I unresonably lost all interest in all subsequentwatesaffculluloid pokemoncell-u-loid whatssits. Teh perswone beelouw cunt speel w4l inowhf, te saev tere shelf frum sandeluus inn you end oh...
- Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:40 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: End of July "IFFY" event.........
- Replies: 12
- Views: 10832
Re: End of July "IFFY" event.........
I took me 37 sponge hammers and a 100 weight of banana skins, but I finally rounded up the clowns. However, Pennywise is still down the sewer. I did chuck him an unfeasably large bag of supplies. To be on the safe side, if anyone makes eye contact with him, just mention the mushroom behind his eyes....
- Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:24 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: End of July "IFFY" event.........
- Replies: 12
- Views: 10832
Re: End of July "IFFY" event.........
Paulie Pease would like to earn some pocket money and will be showing off his puddings at the Veggie Patch.
- Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:16 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week (7/24 - 7/30) --Beverages
- Replies: 8
- Views: 9861
Re: Question of the Week (7/24 - 7/30) --Beverages
Ginger beer! Yes! Yes! The stronger, the better! Most ginger beer in the UK is far too polite, meek and mild. As a teenager, I used to mix Jamaican ginger beer half and half with a 94% French Canadian alcohol. I don't recommend it. It was silly-ass machismo BS and at the time, I counted it as a badg...
- Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:42 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week (7/17 - 7/23) --Animals
- Replies: 7
- Views: 10315
Re: Question of the Week (7/17 - 7/23) --Animals
Puppy wuppy auggy woggy doggy woos! A woo-woo. A woo-woo-woo. Awww. Ah wuv em! Dey maek meee tawk all silly-willy, leik. Peeps tink ah've wost mah marbulees, wen dey liszen to mee tawk too puppy wuppees. Even awl gwown up, doggies awr awl wuvvely, an cuddelly. Moose are lovely, in their own way too....
- Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:06 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: question of the Week (7/10 - 7/16) --chores
- Replies: 8
- Views: 10800
Re: question of the Week (7/10 - 7/16) --chores
When I get home after a long shift, I enjoy the very necessary and ritualistic chore of collapsing on the sofa, shuffling my boots to the floor and peeling off my socks.
The gasps! The sighs! The release!
I really just do NOT enjoy ironing.
The gasps! The sighs! The release!
I really just do NOT enjoy ironing.
- Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:49 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: question of the Week (7/3 - 7/9) --celebrity sighting
- Replies: 4
- Views: 9323
Re: question of the Week (7/3 - 7/9) --celebrity sighting
For far too many years, LordCretin has worked security at concerts. Some stars keep their heads about them and are lovely, while others succumb to the endless flow of screamers/sycophants and descend into insufferable snobbery. Mixed in there, are shades from ordinary folk to some of the hardiest pa...
- Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:21 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Where to begin
- Replies: 11
- Views: 12042
Re: Where to begin
The cretinous one has moved a few times, in order to find work. It can be a stressful time, sure enough, but the silver lining is the (forced) adventure. Travelling/new far-flung homesteads are great for deepening your experiences and broadening your horizons. My own journey has taken me from Irelan...
- Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:20 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week (6/12 - 6/18) -- Superhero
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2608
Re: Question of the Week (6/12 - 6/18) -- Superhero
The cretinous one likes to have various tabs open, flitting to and fro, while also being easily distracted by the hairs on his nose, not to mention the Naughty Sorceress and King Ralph. (If you ask me, there's something going on there...) As a result, I'll sometimes miss things put to me in chat roo...
- Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:16 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week (6/12 - 6/18) -- Superhero
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2608
Re: Question of the Week (6/12 - 6/18) -- Superhero
Sally!
Noooooo!
Is that the evil Shredder I see hiding behind your avatar??
Ask him if he's got any radioactive wasabi sauce.
Noooooo!
Is that the evil Shredder I see hiding behind your avatar??
Ask him if he's got any radioactive wasabi sauce.
- Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:08 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week (6/12 - 6/18) -- Superhero
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2608
Re: Question of the Week (6/12 - 6/18) -- Superhero
Michelangelo! He's a hero in a half-shell and he's green! Not only are villainous slicer-dicers dispatched with Oriental westerniness, but his taste in pizza is phenomenal. Marshmallow and pepperoni, chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce... like, gnarlier than Ronald Reagan in pigtails, duuuude. My pil...
- Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:39 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: BabyJazzy contest
- Replies: 28
- Views: 18125
Re: BabyJazzy contest
Gurgle goo ga ga
Gugwee giggle splurrda spwa
aah aushp ma amaa
Gugwee giggle splurrda spwa
aah aushp ma amaa
- Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:27 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: BabyJazzy contest
- Replies: 28
- Views: 18125
Re: BabyJazzy contest
(/me wrigglies his fingers, gigglies and waves to precious baby)
Hellloooo Oliver
Hellloooo Oliver
- Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:19 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Create a PARADOX commercial
- Replies: 20
- Views: 13621
Re: Create a PARADOX commercial
Hyuck, hyuck, hyuckles, good go Jupider!
- Thu May 19, 2011 6:25 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Create a PARADOX commercial
- Replies: 20
- Views: 13621
Re: Create a PARADOX commercial
A university professor is addessing an auditorium of new students, when a troupe of unicycle riding circus bears storm the stage and whip the speaker with angry midgets bearing rancid cabbage. Chaos ensues as the freshmen find all the escape routes blocked by animatronic fortune-tellers demanding th...
- Thu May 19, 2011 4:13 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: BabyJazzy contest
- Replies: 28
- Views: 18125
Re: BabyJazzy contest
Awwww....
Ah pwedic a cwoot ickle hairwy boy, born at daybwaek onna 16th, wit golden locks an e will be 20 inches tawl an e will weigh 8 pounds, 10 ounzes an is auwra will maek teh nurses swoon wit giddy-gossipy-goodiness.
Ah pwedic a cwoot ickle hairwy boy, born at daybwaek onna 16th, wit golden locks an e will be 20 inches tawl an e will weigh 8 pounds, 10 ounzes an is auwra will maek teh nurses swoon wit giddy-gossipy-goodiness.
- Thu May 19, 2011 3:24 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Introduce Yourself
- Replies: 171
- Views: 165165
Re: Introduce Yourself
Greetings, knight of Loathing!
May your fuzzbumps feed you vitality.
May your fuzzbumps feed you vitality.
- Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:37 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week (April 24 -30) -- Childhood Candy
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2663
Re: Question of the Week (April 24 -30) -- Childhood Candy
Chocolate cigarettes!
I have not seen them for years. We used to strut about, with our fake cancer sticks, behaving like cool adults.
Wrong, very wrong - we loved 'em!
I have not seen them for years. We used to strut about, with our fake cancer sticks, behaving like cool adults.
Wrong, very wrong - we loved 'em!
- Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:57 am
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week (April 24 -30) -- Childhood Candy
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2663
Re: Question of the Week (April 24 -30) -- Childhood Candy
Gobstoppers!
The bigger the better!
Yay!
Horrible things - dental destroyers!
I loved them!
Double yay!!
The bigger the better!
Yay!
Horrible things - dental destroyers!
I loved them!
Double yay!!
- Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:36 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Spring into Easter Event
- Replies: 14
- Views: 11163
Re: Spring into Easter Event
I had some laughs, bagged some goodies and was teamed up with a pudding producing pudding pet. Paulie has an anvil for a mouth and keeps an expression like a toaster in a fridge, but "produces" the most wunnerfullytaztee puddings. The other pets were initially upset because Paulie's farts are pure e...
- Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:21 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Paradox Poetry Journal
- Replies: 9
- Views: 9917
Re: Paradox Poetry Journal
The FlyBoy BadAss Paradox Rap Like a philistine full of e-peen, licking cheap cream I chuck my half-rhymes like cheap crimes, claiming mind games I'm a speeding dinosaur The new velociraptor A free thinker The philosoraptor Mistaeks don't make me cry I fixem on the fly If I say something twice I sho...
- Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:20 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week (March 13 - March 19) -- Favorite Book
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3936
Re: Question of the Week (March 13 - March 19) -- Favorite Book
A novel strays my mind but once Prose novel nawt, repeats my bonce Like bad writ poems, whence sences wince Retread legends, my mind makes mince (Me) With apologies for any pain that caused, it expresses how an inspirational book becomes tripe, when I inspect it too closely. Tolkien is a master of d...
- Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:57 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week -- Favorite Board Game
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2508
Re: Question of the Week -- Favorite Board Game
Board games are seldomly on my table these days, but I do retain a fondness for chess. Competent would not adequately describe my gameplay. While offense is not a problem, my defensive analysis leaves much to be desired. Despite any applied deliberation, my opponent's strategic future diminishes wit...
- Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:31 am
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Create PARADOX....... The MOVIE!
- Replies: 29
- Views: 17392
Re: Create PARADOX....... The MOVIE!
Congratulations Jupider and Sodafett. LordCretin raises a toast to your chuckle power!
- Sat Feb 26, 2011 7:33 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Senior Chat Moderator Elections 2011 - Results
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1620
Re: Senior Chat Moderator Elections 2011 - Results
Flashy fancy shirts
Wayhey the Moderators
Congratulations
Purple topped wonders
Soft like a comfy pillow
But hard when required
Trusted guardians
Guide our wayward transgressions
Keep us disciplined
Wayhey the Moderators
Congratulations
Purple topped wonders
Soft like a comfy pillow
But hard when required
Trusted guardians
Guide our wayward transgressions
Keep us disciplined
- Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:01 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Gift Sending/Receiving
- Replies: 13
- Views: 9845
Re: Gift Sending/Receiving
Thanks for the tip, Commander. In future, I'll keep relevance to mind.
- Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:44 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Beta Is Coming!!!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 20115
Re: Beta Is Coming!!!
LordCretin arrived
Before the big beta push
An alpha-male, me!
All the moar to yay
Power to the Paracites
Paradox Phorward!
Before the big beta push
An alpha-male, me!
All the moar to yay
Power to the Paracites
Paradox Phorward!
- Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:01 pm
- Forum: Gameplay Discussion
- Topic: Gazebo Killing
- Replies: 54
- Views: 34813
Re: Gazebo Killing
Mixes Nimbin herbs
Floats free with a misnamed skunk
Kills the Gazebo
Floats free with a misnamed skunk
Kills the Gazebo
- Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:08 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Returning to you all!!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1465
Re: Returning to you all!!
Awwww, wot a cwootie!!
Oo's a 'ickle darlin' then
Bwootifwul Lilly
Oo's a 'ickle darlin' then
Bwootifwul Lilly
- Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:50 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185613
Re: Three Word Story
his market stall
- Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:13 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: not-so-frequently asked questions
- Replies: 72
- Views: 32614
Re: not-so-frequently asked questions
A: Yes, every time "Prince" drops acid, he changes his name and philosophises with the Godfather of Soul. They always end up gigging at the opening ceremony of the 1936 Olympics.
Q: Why does strawberry jam taste so disgusting, while toe jam is a gastronomic delight of deliciousness?
Q: Why does strawberry jam taste so disgusting, while toe jam is a gastronomic delight of deliciousness?
- Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:47 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Gift Sending/Receiving
- Replies: 13
- Views: 9845
Re: Gift Sending/Receiving
I personally have never been to my room in quite some time. LordCretin sneakily snucked until he crashed, thrashed and trashed Jupider's room with a Vegemite party, pasting the stuff till haikus covered the walls. Actually, it was pretty lame untill several bowls of minestone turned up. You ain't s...
- Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:52 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Create PARADOX....... The MOVIE!
- Replies: 29
- Views: 17392
Re: Create PARADOX....... The MOVIE!
THE PARACITE PARADOX Starring: Julia Gillard as Mullie Jones Tom Jones as Professor B. Ginner von Noob And introducing The Goldie Lookin Chain crew, The Pontypridd Ladies Sewing Circle, as a cast of bit players with funny accents As a young girl, Mullie Jones (played by Julia Gillard) was passionate...
- Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:54 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Introduce Yourself
- Replies: 171
- Views: 165165
Re: Introduce Yourself
-sniff- -snIFF- -SNNIIIIIFF-
Hmm... your piles are exhilarating...
a delightfully complex explosion of odiferous prowess and bulging grapes, bursting in a broken prism of kaleidoscopic brutal browns and blinding reds.
Hmm... your piles are exhilarating...
a delightfully complex explosion of odiferous prowess and bulging grapes, bursting in a broken prism of kaleidoscopic brutal browns and blinding reds.