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- Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:57 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Fix Store/Chat sells alert timing
- Replies: 7
- Views: 8762
Re: Fix Store/Chat sells alert timing
Chat is driven by javascript, which runs in your browser. If you have timestamps turned on, it will grab your computer's time and add it to the chat messages as they are displayed (ie. the date/time is whatever date/time the message displays). Store logs, however, are generated by the server, so all...
- Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:45 pm
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: Amazing Rocking Horse
- Replies: 10
- Views: 9312
Re: Amazing Rocking Horse
How does this demonstrate that the ARH's chat effect doesn't work? Given how the ARH chat effect works, typing "." repeatedly is NEVER going to activate it, so what's the point of this? I just tested the ARH chat effect, both alone and in combination with the new Senora Shakes chat effect, and it se...
- Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:18 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Thumbs up
- Replies: 10
- Views: 9491
Re: Thumbs up
Mass moderation plugin sounds pretty amazing actually. What a shame that it's not even up to an Alpha version yet and, according to the author: "I already knew that 0.1.0dev version was completely bugged, but I forgotten to remove the download link. then, don't try 0.1.0 version!" That's from a week...
- Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:49 pm
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: NPCs on Leaderboards
- Replies: 10
- Views: 9338
Re: NPCs on Leaderboards
Heh, it amuses me, that's all. Non-coders imagine that, because something applies in one area and it's in some ways a bit similar, that it's really easy to "just" pick up a piece of code and stick it in somewhere else to make it work. With tape or something. In fact, often these apparently simple ch...
- Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:19 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Thumbs up
- Replies: 10
- Views: 9491
Re: Thumbs up
There's that "just" again. Tell me exactly what they're using and, if it's available for PHPBB I'll consider it. Otherwise, shhhhh.
- Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:15 pm
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: Site Down
- Replies: 7
- Views: 8994
Re: Site Down
Sssshhhh, don't give her ideas!
- Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:27 pm
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: Site Down
- Replies: 7
- Views: 8994
Re: Site Down
It was pretty horrible, and unfortunately I didn't hear about it until about 8 hours after it happened (Sally, update your contact list, I haven't had that number for six months now LOL). Aaaanyway, it's fixed now. Sorry about that
- Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:26 pm
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
- Replies: 195
- Views: 210100
Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Fixed, along with a few other typos in the same place. I need to talk to my proofreaders.
- Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:03 pm
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
- Replies: 195
- Views: 210100
Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
1. Yes, you're right.
2. No, it should be "perplexes your opponents and prevents them from attacking you this round."
And it will be, in a minute or two, once I've recovered from today's server crash debacle.
2. No, it should be "perplexes your opponents and prevents them from attacking you this round."
And it will be, in a minute or two, once I've recovered from today's server crash debacle.
- Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:01 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Game offline - I'm working on it
- Replies: 5
- Views: 23730
Re: Game offline - I'm working on it
Got to love it when an automatic system update completely borks an otherwise perfectly working system. Good job CentOS! If I had hair, it would have been pulled out by now.
Looks like everything's fixed now. Sorry about that.
Looks like everything's fixed now. Sorry about that.
- Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:13 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Game offline - I'm working on it
- Replies: 5
- Views: 23730
Re: Game offline - I'm working on it
The latest MySQL update appears to be broken in a huge way. I'll get it sorted as soon as I can.
- Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:01 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Game offline - I'm working on it
- Replies: 5
- Views: 23730
Game offline - I'm working on it
Sorry guys, I've only just now found out. Working on it. Back asap.
- Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:37 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Three Word Story
- Replies: 847
- Views: 185615
Re: Three Word Story
like farts do
- Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:35 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: List of Current Paradox Chat Moderators
- Replies: 54
- Views: 77756
Re: List of Current Paradox Chat Moderators
Sorry to see UnknownZ stepping down, but understandable. Great to have Rakka able to jump straight in so quickly. Great work guys
- Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:32 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Random Anecdotes or Humorous Happenings
- Replies: 19
- Views: 12920
Re: Random Anecdotes or Humorous Happenings
Then you could set up a hen-cam and be the next internet sensation with millions of people tweeting about it all day every day... sigh.
- Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:30 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Thumbs up
- Replies: 10
- Views: 9491
Re: Thumbs up
Meh, PHPBB is what it is. Not interested in rewriting it. If anyone knows of a plugin that does that, though (eg. a Like/Dislike plugin for individual posts, rather than a poll for a whole topic), let me know and I'll consider adding it.
- Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:57 pm
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: NPCs on Leaderboards
- Replies: 10
- Views: 9338
Re: NPCs on Leaderboards
I love how non-coders always say "Just..." like it ain't no thang. How about I'm not writing a bunch of special code for individual players like I did with DrWolf because its' a pain in the ass to write and maintain :) Don't worry, I have a solution and I'll implement it when the time is right for m...
- Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:37 pm
- Forum: Bug Reports
- Topic: NPCs on Leaderboards
- Replies: 10
- Views: 9338
Re: Records Failing To Update?
Um... I'm trying to figure out what logic made you add this as a followup to the original topic to be honest... It's nothing like it. Aaaanyway... fair call. They shouldn't be on the leaderboards. I'll have to do something about that... maybe add a group for NPCs and exclude that group or some such....
- Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:13 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Random Anecdotes or Humorous Happenings
- Replies: 19
- Views: 12920
Re: Random Anecdotes or Humorous Happenings
One from the dev team... The date was March... I dunno, 28th, and I'd hate a lengthy chat with a certain dev team member who I won't name, but who is male, American, over 40 years old and whose player name starts with G and ends with rokly about the impending April Fool's day content. At some point ...
- Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:32 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Random Anecdotes or Humorous Happenings
- Replies: 19
- Views: 12920
Re: Random Anecdotes or Humorous Happenings
So this one time, I was in the forums, and there was this double post from Cowboy. How I laughed!
- Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:09 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Purchase/Add limits
- Replies: 7
- Views: 8628
Re: Purchase/Add limits
I've put it into the feature request system to look at in the future.
- Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:53 pm
- Forum: Gameplay Discussion
- Topic: Scaling monsters: Opponent Level, Uncapped Gains
- Replies: 17
- Views: 14894
Re: Scaling monsters: Opponent Level, Uncapped Gains
Heh, it'd be effin ridiculous, that's what. I really don't have the inclination to figure it out, but mack's probably about right.
- Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:27 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Nerfed Items
- Replies: 7
- Views: 9154
Re: Nerfed Items
In what was exactly was it "broken"? Can you give us the numbers? I thought it was just reduced because it was way too powerful. It was reduced because it was way too powerful, but not because it was *designed* to be way too powerful, just because I forgot a bit of code. Basically, if the platypus ...
- Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:57 pm
- Forum: Wiki
- Topic: Nerfed Items
- Replies: 7
- Views: 9154
Re: Nerfed Items
If anyone knows the old stats for the platypus, go for it, but from what I can see the only recorded stats are what they are now, not the broken stats. It's interesting really, whoever put the stats on the wiki either guessed what I meant to code and kept quiet about it, or it wasn't actually broken...
- Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:49 pm
- Forum: Gameplay Discussion
- Topic: Scaling monsters: Opponent Level, Uncapped Gains
- Replies: 17
- Views: 14894
Re: Scaling monsters: Opponent Level, Uncapped Gains
Yep, and we've got some really short bars around here.sodafett wrote:But everyone knows 21 is better than 20, because that makes it legal (in the US anyway, I think as soon as you can reach the bar is legal in Aussie land )
- Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:55 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Placable Platypus - Damage control
- Replies: 39
- Views: 53455
Re: Placable Platypus - Damage control
I ated it.
- Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:53 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week (April 3rd - 9th) -- Cartoon Character
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2801
Re: Question of the Week (April 3rd - 9th) -- Cartoon Character
Two obvious ones here for me, Homer Simpson and Eric Cartman for various reasons. The former because he's such a very simple man - a complete idiot with a heart of gold and a brain of poop. I dunno, I just like him. The latter because... well, mostly because I can do the voice LOL. Now screw you guy...
- Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:30 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Placable Platypus - Damage control
- Replies: 39
- Views: 53455
Re: Placable Platypus - Damage control
OH so much ham! Glad I'm not Jewish or I'd be losing my mind right about now.
- Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:10 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: I bid to thee farewell.
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1024
Re: I bid to thee farewell.
Hehehehe, I didn't even see this fine performance until now. Nice one! For those not aware, Ragazi was actually responsible for writing a fair chunk of the content involved in yesterday's April Fool's jackanapery so was completely aware of what was going on at all times. No really. He's right though...
- Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:53 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Placable Platypus - Damage control
- Replies: 39
- Views: 53455
Re: Placable Platypus - Damage control
Shake was last year wasn't it?
- Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:04 am
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Placable Platypus - Damage control
- Replies: 39
- Views: 53455
Re: Placable Platypus - Damage control
You like them greasy?
- Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:00 am
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Placable Platypus - Damage control
- Replies: 39
- Views: 53455
Re: Placable Platypus - Damage control
Er... April Fool anyone? This entire thing has been nothing but complete bollocks from start to finish and the time has come to bring it to a close. Thanks go to those who were involved in the gag, especially to Ragazi who not only played the part of outraged Paracite incredibly well, but did so aft...
- Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:06 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Placable Platypus - Damage control
- Replies: 39
- Views: 53455
Re: Placable Platypus - Damage control
Sorry yes, it's working exactly as **I** intended... Apparently Grok and I weren't *quite* on the same page. We'll discuss that later. Now, actually. Dev chat time.
Ragazi... chill out, man. It's just stuff.
Ragazi... chill out, man. It's just stuff.
- Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:33 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Placable Platypus - Damage control
- Replies: 39
- Views: 53455
Re: Placable Platypus - Damage control
Thanks Dora
- Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:14 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Placable Platypus - Damage control
- Replies: 39
- Views: 53455
Re: Placable Platypus - Damage control
You really should learn to stash things you're not using. Seriously, if you're going to wander around with things in your backpack, you pretty much deserve to get them stolen. Not my problem.
- Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:01 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Placable Platypus - Damage control
- Replies: 39
- Views: 53455
Re: Placable Platypus - Damage control
Drink and code? Never. Alright sometimes, but not this time. In this case, it's working EXACTLY as intended. I said it wasn't negotiable and it's not. Suck it up, people.
- Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:12 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: not-so-frequently asked questions
- Replies: 72
- Views: 32615
Re: not-so-frequently asked questions
A: I don't know, I can't be bothered going back to check.
Q: Can someone check and report back?
Q: Can someone check and report back?
- Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:09 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Placable Platypus - Damage control
- Replies: 39
- Views: 53455
Re: Placable Platypus - Damage control
UPDATE: It looks like the code is ready to go into production tonight. If there are any major problems, please report a bug.
- Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:21 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: not-so-frequently asked questions
- Replies: 72
- Views: 32615
Re: not-so-frequently asked questions
A: Three.
Q: That was a bit of an anti-climax wasn't it?
Q: That was a bit of an anti-climax wasn't it?
- Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:19 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week (March 27 - April 2) -- Favorite Food
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2919
Re: Question of the Week (March 27 - April 4) -- Favorite Food
I don't care. Apart from the awesome name of this place, the "Parmageddon" is completely awesome.commandermack wrote: salami isn't chicken, you broked the rules!
http://www.mrsparmas.com.au/
- Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:27 pm
- Forum: Contests & Events
- Topic: Spring into Easter Event
- Replies: 14
- Views: 11163
Re: Spring into Easter Event
I'm going to be really hungover that day, but will do my best
- Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:21 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Placable Platypus - Damage control
- Replies: 39
- Views: 53455
Placable Platypus - Damage control
Since discovering a serious flaw in the code for the Placable Platypus a week or two ago, I've spent some time going through the database and discovered that the flaw caused a MASSIVE imbalance in the drop rates of certain items which, in turn, has created an oversupply of some things and which is l...
- Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:06 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week (March 27 - April 2) -- Favorite Food
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2919
Re: Question of the Week (March 27 - April 4) -- Favorite Food
Hurr hurr mack likes butt :) I'm a huge fan of anything Elljae makes, but I'd have to say I totally rate her Paella and Jambalaya right up there among my favourites. Also a huge fan of nibbly stuff like Buffalo wings, jerky, things like that. Oh, and a *quality* chicken parmagiana, preferably done w...
- Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:47 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: not-so-frequently asked questions
- Replies: 72
- Views: 32615
Re: not-so-frequently asked questions
A: If you are Chuck Norris, then you already have - with Chuck Norris. If you are not Chuck Norris, the same answer applies.
Q: Are Chuck Norris jokes still funny?
Q: Are Chuck Norris jokes still funny?
- Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:01 pm
- Forum: Community
- Topic: Question of the Week (March 20 - March 26) -- Favorite Album
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2644
Re: Question of the Week (March 20 - March 26) -- Favorite Album
I was going to mention Dark Side, but decided it was too obvious, like the Beatles White Album or Neil Diamond's Hot August Night.
- Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:55 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous
- Topic: Paradox Poetry Journal
- Replies: 9
- Views: 9919
Re: Paradox Poetry Journal
Blown away....
- Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:06 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Code Update - Get Ready
- Replies: 6
- Views: 28352
Re: Code Update - Get Ready
Aaaand we're back. That took a LOT less time than I expected, and to be honest it's a bit of an anticlimax. The game seems to be just fine, and I was all ready for problems. Everyone go see what you can break, because I need to do something with all this tension.
- Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:29 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Code Update - Get Ready
- Replies: 6
- Views: 28352
Re: Code Update - Get Ready
Here we go...
- Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:13 pm
- Forum: News & Announcements
- Topic: Code Update - Get Ready
- Replies: 6
- Views: 28352
Re: Code Update - Get Ready
I've decided there's really no point putting this off any longer. I've done a heap of planning, taken plenty of precautions, got backups of everything and frankly, I'm just procrastinating now. The game will be going offline for an upgrade in just a few minutes, which will take anything from half an...
- Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:55 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Add contacts/ignore
- Replies: 4
- Views: 8262
Re: Add contacts/ignore
Uh-huh... So, where in your inbox?