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by Gobberwart
Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:31 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
Replies: 25
Views: 15182

Re: Chat Event April 6th and 7th

That was an EGGstremely bad pun, Sally!
by Gobberwart
Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:49 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Chat Event April 6th and 7th
Replies: 25
Views: 15182

Re: Chat Event April 6th and 7th

I am hopeful that I'll be there for at least some of this, although I think we may be going away. Will do my best.
by Gobberwart
Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:46 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Disrespect the Pig?
Replies: 2
Views: 7741

Re: Disrespect the Pig?

Has it? Oops! That's not right. Damn sneaky pig!

Fixed.
by Gobberwart
Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:38 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Chat event March 15th and 16th
Replies: 29
Views: 16991

Re: Chat event March 15th and 16th

Yeah, but now his wife is oatmeal!
by Gobberwart
Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:56 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: RALLY THE TROOPS! PARADOX MOVES FORWARD!
Replies: 28
Views: 17587

Re: RALLY THE TROOPS! PARADOX MOVES FORWARD!

To add to what Raggy said: 1) All major bugs in the dev copy of the code have been squished, except for one class library that has over 200 differences I need to check out. I doubt there's anything important but I need to make absolutely sure. So, what that means is that we should be able to give yo...
by Gobberwart
Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:50 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: The Person Below Me (TPBM)
Replies: 113
Views: 39356

Re: The Person Below Me (TPBM)

Yes. Yes I will :)

The person below me has a sexy butt
by Gobberwart
Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:31 am
Forum: Community
Topic: RALLY THE TROOPS! PARADOX MOVES FORWARD!
Replies: 28
Views: 17587

Re: RALLY THE TROOPS! PARADOX MOVES FORWARD!

Hahaha, yeah you get over here girl, and we'll see who does what to whose butt :P
by Gobberwart
Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:57 pm
Forum: Radio
Topic: So Heres The Deal
Replies: 6
Views: 9066

Re: So Heres The Deal

Wheeeee! I can't remember the last time I heard you on the radio. I can't wait :)
by Gobberwart
Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:55 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: RALLY THE TROOPS! PARADOX MOVES FORWARD!
Replies: 28
Views: 17587

Re: RALLY THE TROOPS! PARADOX MOVES FORWARD!

There you go people... Spiff loves money and doesn't care if she annoys people to get it, even if it's hundreds of people she annoys just for a buck or two! You heard it first right here :)

I'm probably joking :D
by Gobberwart
Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:48 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Chat event March 15th and 16th
Replies: 29
Views: 16991

Re: Chat event March 15th and 16th

Speaking of which, I'd say there's an excellent chance of me doing a show at some point during the event. If I can remember how to use a microphone. It's just counting to two isn't it? TWO! TWO! ONE TWO! TWO!
by Gobberwart
Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:15 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: RALLY THE TROOPS! PARADOX MOVES FORWARD!
Replies: 28
Views: 17587

Re: RALLY THE TROOPS! PARADOX MOVES FORWARD!

I know what you can do, Spiff.. Something about those bloody popup ads on the wiki! Ughhhhhh!

You know I love you and all but DUDE!
by Gobberwart
Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:37 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Changes.
Replies: 7
Views: 9871

Re: Changes.

Nuttin.. sup wit u?
by Gobberwart
Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:09 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Chat event March 15th and 16th
Replies: 29
Views: 16991

Re: Chat event March 15th and 16th

I will definitely be there! Bells? Questionable. Hell, even clothes are unlikely. Whatever, I hope to see you there! :D
by Gobberwart
Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:38 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: RALLY THE TROOPS! PARADOX MOVES FORWARD!
Replies: 28
Views: 17587

Re: RALLY THE TROOPS! PARADOX MOVES FORWARD!

What he said. Except in the second-last paragraph, where he probably meant to say "Gobberwart and I", but I'm sure he knew that :P

Great post Ragazi, your black shirt is in the mail :)
by Gobberwart
Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:30 pm
Forum: HELP!
Topic: Donations needed now!
Replies: 9
Views: 13944

Re: Donations needed now!

Yep, that about covers it for this month. Great work, guys. Bill paid *phew*
by Gobberwart
Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:47 am
Forum: HELP!
Topic: Donations needed now!
Replies: 9
Views: 13944

Donations needed now!

Hey you! Yeah, you, reading this! Yeah, not the person behind you. You! Ok, have I got your attention now? I hope so. Here's the thing, right. You know that "Donate" link in the game? Yeah, you know how it gives you a "Token of Appreciation" which you can trade for funky stuff every now and then? We...
by Gobberwart
Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:23 am
Forum: Community
Topic: #17!! W00t!!1!
Replies: 22
Views: 13571

Re: #17!! W00t!!1!

Pffft! Sally's on top. We all know Sally loves Dixon Cider Spider ;)

Wait... what? Does that even make sense?
by Gobberwart
Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:22 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Closure of SSW.......
Replies: 8
Views: 9966

Re: Closure of SSW.......

/me makes a mental note to get Munk to redirect www.secretsocietywars.com to www.paradoxthemusical.com. And send me all his code.

Muuaaahahahahahaaaaaa*cough*cough*cooooooouuugghhhhh*
by Gobberwart
Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:19 am
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Beta
Replies: 19
Views: 15575

Re: Beta

LordCretin, you crack me up! Sorry there's been no earth-shattering post in the last couple of weeks. I had something planned, truly I did but then.. well, stuff happens. Long story short, I don't want to stop, but I need a few things to keep going, and to get things moving again, One, I need help w...
by Gobberwart
Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:15 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Beta
Replies: 19
Views: 15575

Re: Beta

Thanks for talking it up, Sally. Now I have to try to be all interesting and shit. For now, some VERY quick answers to this thread... Cowboy: Development hasn't stopped completely, but it's so slow at the moment, it may as well have. Erosion looks fast by comparison. So does <insert name here for co...
by Gobberwart
Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:28 am
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Server Offline - Working On It
Replies: 3
Views: 20175

Re: Server Offline - Working On It

Never mind, that was easy. I hadn't tried turning it off and back on again.
by Gobberwart
Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:21 am
Forum: News & Announcements
Topic: Server Offline - Working On It
Replies: 3
Views: 20175

Server Offline - Working On It

The hosting provider appears to have upgraded PHP on me without warning, and some critical functionality has unexpectedly changed. I'm working on it and it'll be back soon.
by Gobberwart
Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:34 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Rings and Weapons "Unique"
Replies: 6
Views: 10108

Re: Rings and Weapons "Unique"

commandermack wrote::roll:
commandermack wrote:Honestly at this point, it just looks like you are trying to find things to change just to change them.
Indeed. Just because nothing's changed in the production game lately, doesn't mean I've got nothing to do. I don't see ANY good reason why this needs to be changed.
by Gobberwart
Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:31 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Sharing Beta Juice
Replies: 4
Views: 9598

Re: Sharing Beta Juice

We considered that when we made it, and yes it's both possible and allowed, unless the "other player" is your multi, in which case you're probably just being a git. Regardless, remember that anything you do that prevents someone donating is probably a bad thing in the long run. We're hardly overrun ...
by Gobberwart
Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:59 pm
Forum: Paradox Beta
Topic: Beta Progress
Replies: 23
Views: 43314

Re: Beta Progress

As soon as I have a date, I'll publish it. Right now... how long is a piece of string?
by Gobberwart
Sun May 22, 2011 5:46 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Birthday Mystery Box before Beta or on the release date?
Replies: 7
Views: 10379

Re: Birthday Mystery Box before Beta or on the release date?

Birthday box has nothing to do with Beta... Could be today, tomorrow, next week or three weeks ago. Who knows?
by Gobberwart
Sun May 22, 2011 4:42 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Beta Clan
Replies: 58
Views: 31182

Re: Beta Clan

One of the ideas mentioned in here has interested me greatly. If I told you which, I'd have to kill you.
by Gobberwart
Sun May 22, 2011 4:30 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Disrespect from inactive players.
Replies: 6
Views: 10163

Re: Disrespect from inactive players.

What mack said. At the end of the day, if you're worthy of respect, your account will show a positive balance, so one inactive account's disrespect point won't make any difference.
by Gobberwart
Sun May 22, 2011 4:27 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Can be Gifted
Replies: 6
Views: 8723

Re: Can be Gifted

Think about it. Florist Gump is not a major part of the game, so labelling every single item in the game based on what Florist Gump does with them just wouldn't make any sense. The only reason anyone is finding this in any way confusing (or "misleading" if you like) is because you're used to KoL-sty...
by Gobberwart
Sun May 22, 2011 2:20 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Receive pmail attachments before opening?
Replies: 3
Views: 7839

Re: Receive pmail attachments before opening?

It's definitely working as intended, so not a "bug" as such, but I see what you're saying. I'll put it on the ever-growing list of things to look at.
by Gobberwart
Thu May 19, 2011 8:05 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Bucksome Bagel
Replies: 5
Views: 8161

Re: Bucksome Bagel

Exactly :P
by Gobberwart
Thu May 19, 2011 8:05 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Can be Gifted
Replies: 6
Views: 8723

Re: Can be Gifted

1. I think you mean technically.

2. You're wrong. What do you mean, we have no gifting function? What would you call attaching an item to a pmail and sending it to someone then? Just because we're not sticking something in a box, doesn't make it not a gift.

This isn't KoL.

It's Sparta.
by Gobberwart
Thu May 19, 2011 7:59 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 208798

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

I'll never tell.
by Gobberwart
Wed May 18, 2011 7:07 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Bucksome Bagel
Replies: 5
Views: 8161

Re: Bucksome Bagel

No chance whatsoever.
by Gobberwart
Thu May 12, 2011 6:00 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Forum registration confirmation code
Replies: 5
Views: 9230

Re: Forum registration confirmation code

Looks like the confirmation system we were using just isn't compatible with this version. Thought I checked that, but there you go. I've taken it out and set it back to the built-in one for the time-being so new users should be able to log in again. Let me know if any problems. If spam becomes an is...
by Gobberwart
Thu May 12, 2011 4:53 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Forum registration confirmation code
Replies: 5
Views: 9230

Re: Forum registration confirmation code

Forums got updated recently - must've broken the confirmation system. I'll check it out shortly.
by Gobberwart
Sun May 08, 2011 12:52 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Professor von Noob and resetting
Replies: 2
Views: 7767

Re: Professor von Noob and resetting

We have other plans for this, but thanks :)
by Gobberwart
Thu May 05, 2011 7:25 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Paradox the Musical...Loading
Replies: 2
Views: 7629

Re: Paradox the Musical...Loading

Paradox is fine. Clear your browser cache maybe? Try turning it off and on again?
by Gobberwart
Mon May 02, 2011 8:20 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Chat System - Suggestions
Replies: 34
Views: 21563

Re: Chat System - Suggestions

In inline chat, with fifty-plus people in chat, what would the benefit be of *having* the player list? Hence why I was considering removing it and just making inline chat very basic. Personally, I almost exclusively use popup chat, but that's because I don't actually play the game, at least not in p...
by Gobberwart
Mon May 02, 2011 8:13 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Harbinger Hamster of death? :P
Replies: 8
Views: 9012

Re: Harbinger Hamster of death? :P

Yes, but is it bacon-wrapped?
by Gobberwart
Sun May 01, 2011 8:05 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Beta Clan
Replies: 58
Views: 31182

Re: Beta Clan

Heh, I love the way you guys seem to think I have plans for everything, as if I know what I'm doing. Haven't you all worked out yet that I make this all up as I go along? That said... there will indeed be clans in the game, and they will have some sort of shared item arrangement (call it a Stash for...
by Gobberwart
Sun May 01, 2011 7:34 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 208798

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

"You might have someone's eye out" is an *EXTREMELY* common phrase, referring to the result of playing with sharp objects. Well, it is here, anyway. Chalk it up to more Aussie/Brit weirdness :P

But yes, there are 100% too many C's in the cold chisel description. I'll fix that.
by Gobberwart
Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:26 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Fix Store/Chat sells alert timing
Replies: 7
Views: 8586

Re: Fix Store/Chat sells alert timing

The big difference is that chat is a live action thing, so as stuff happens, it gets stamped right in your face, by your computer. Everything else is stored on the server and retrieved later, so it can't be stamped by your computer (because it wasn't paying attention at the time). Changing chat to p...
by Gobberwart
Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:18 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 208798

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

In this case, I don't think so jupe. The specific reference pronounces the word as "senora", not "señora" (it's a "nor" sound not a "nyor" sound) so the tilde's unnecessary.

I'm probably wrong, though. I usually am :?
by Gobberwart
Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:10 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Amazing Rocking Horse
Replies: 10
Views: 9106

Re: Amazing Rocking Horse

Heh, just remember that chat effects get added when the sender of the message creates their message (so that everyone sees the same thing), whereas the swear filter activates only when the viewer sees the message *if* the viewer has that option turned on.
by Gobberwart
Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:25 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: How to Increase Trade in (just) 1 Easy Step
Replies: 7
Views: 8478

Re: How to Increase Trade in (just) 1 Easy Step

Navigating all those "just"s, while amusing the hell out of me, is a bit tricky mate. I've actually already got a to-do item on the list involving implementing some sort of store advertising system, and a "wanted to buy" component is in there. The idea of putting something in the item description ha...
by Gobberwart
Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:27 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Fix Store/Chat sells alert timing
Replies: 7
Views: 8586

Re: Fix Store/Chat sells alert timing

Anyone else think this should be changed, ie. should I change the chat system so that the timestamps show the times that messages were actually created on the server as opposed to the local time on your computer when the messages are displayed? The only real problem with doing so that I can think of...
by Gobberwart
Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:58 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: New recipe without any new items
Replies: 4
Views: 8010

Re: New recipe without any new items

I can't really see the point of combining items to make something that already drops readily in the game. As far as the pastry goes... patience my pet. All will become clear before beta. Well, clearer than it is now anyway. Pastry was never intended to be left lying around unused this long, and this...
by Gobberwart
Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:53 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Amazing Rocking Horse
Replies: 10
Views: 9106

Re: Amazing Rocking Horse

You're on the right track, but the ARH doesn't replace anything. That's the game's inbuilt swear filter which is either on or off depending on the viewer's preferences.
by Gobberwart
Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:01 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Heeeeere's jimmy!
Replies: 7
Views: 9410

Re: Heeeeere's jimmy!

Welcome back JB :)