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by Impalix
Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:46 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Collections
Replies: 10
Views: 11777

Re: Collections

-requests that the next musical pun involves her rocking Jimmy *like* a hurricane-

Anyways, my collection is currently unable to be obtained thanks to its obvious use for
Spoiler:
.

I collect all manner of the following shiny objects: silver rings, gold rings, shiny rocks and infinite rings.
by Impalix
Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:35 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Radio chat channel?
Replies: 4
Views: 1070

Re: Radio chat channel?

Funny you guys should mention this. There has already been some discussion going on...
by Impalix
Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:30 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Suggestion About Respect Points!
Replies: 15
Views: 2811

Re: Suggestion About Respect Points!

I concur ^^
by Impalix
Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:29 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: My Absence from Paradox
Replies: 7
Views: 1457

Re: My Absence from Paradox

Good to hear from you both. May everything work out well so that we can see you again soon. <3

- Impy
by Impalix
Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:08 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Quest Log feedback & discussion
Replies: 5
Views: 1138

Re: Quest Log feedback & discussion

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phear mah diamunds lulz.
by Impalix
Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:09 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Happy New Year!
Replies: 12
Views: 1883

Re: Happy New Year!

Sporty, everyone knows you're not a person. Those have hearts.
by Impalix
Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:46 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Happy New Year!
Replies: 12
Views: 1883

Re: Happy New Year!

I love you all and wish everyone the best in this New Year.

Except Sporty, but you all saw that one coming.
by Impalix
Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:06 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Buyable burgers and patties?
Replies: 4
Views: 1058

Re: Buyable burgers and patties?

In a shorter set of words than used by LGOD, tough cookies.

Obviously, the game is going to expand and better foods will eventually be available. If you want good foods NOW, though, you have to farm the parts. Sorry.
by Impalix
Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:43 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: If you could make a personalized custom item...
Replies: 65
Views: 30743

Re: If you could make a personalized custom item...

Funny, I don't have to reply to to this thread.

Oh, the irony of these two sentences.
by Impalix
Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:41 am
Forum: Paradox City Classifieds
Topic: Personals
Replies: 6
Views: 12760

Re: Personals

Call 867-5309?
by Impalix
Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:46 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: New Chat Channel Idea
Replies: 8
Views: 1254

Re: New Chat Channel Idea

As a role player, I understand your excitement for doing so and asking for a specific place to put your writing. But, here is my opinion on this. There are several sites online dedicated *specifically* to role playing, many of which welcome all caliber or writers and a slew of different topics, from...
by Impalix
Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:22 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: A Very Jolly Christmas Story
Replies: 19
Views: 3570

Re: A Very Jolly Christmas Story

I loved all of the entries as well. Thanks for such a fun and creative contest ^^
by Impalix
Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:21 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: I wantz Elements Graphic
Replies: 15
Views: 2189

Re: I wantz Elements Graphic

Spiff, I would suggest waiting until the deadline of your contest has passed.
by Impalix
Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:12 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: A Very Jolly Christmas Story
Replies: 19
Views: 3570

Re: A Very Jolly Christmas Story

The Little Dev AngEll Now long ago, on that first Christmas Eve in Paradox, when all the Dev Team Members and High Moderators came into the chat pane shouting great tidings and drunken slurs for the constant amusement of others, there was a little Dev AngEll who slipped in on a faraway server. She c...
by Impalix
Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:04 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Paradox! Pressie Swap 2008
Replies: 16
Views: 12903

Re: Paradox! Pressie Swap 2008

Words cannot express how pleased I was with the party last night. Everyone was festive, fun and so enjoyable crammed in that little chat pane together. Gobb, you're so SO welcome. You deserved everything you got. And to my secret santa, it wasn't shiny, but your gift was wonderful and it made me smi...
by Impalix
Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:31 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Missing/Broken Images
Replies: 5
Views: 27558

Re: Missing/Broken Images

The adventure where you receive the Ant Abdomen is one.
by Impalix
Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:05 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 210103

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

I'm really not TRYING to be a grammatical piss ant, you know. It's just in my blood.

If it ever starts to be too much, just tell me politely to lay off.
by Impalix
Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:56 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 210103

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

(Killer Queen Ant)

Its very dark but you --> It's very dark, but you Fixed
"Lets get this over with shall we?" --> over with, shall we? Fixed

I'M ON FIRE TONIGHT.
by Impalix
Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:46 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 210103

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

More ellipses...

(A Pair O' Ducks)
"I've... I mean.. I've just never seen talking ducks before," Fixed

(The Dept of Questionable Sciences)
"Oh! It's you! We.. um, we weren't expecting you just yet. We're a bit.. preoccupied at the moment." Fixed
by Impalix
Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:38 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 210103

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

I left your run-on sentences alone because I know how you talk. I simply fixed the things that make your English better.

And by better, I mean flow correctly.

And by flow correctly, I mean you have a dirty mind.

And by you have a dirty mind, I mean take me now.
by Impalix
Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:26 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 210103

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

VON NOOB ERRORS IN THEIR ENTIRETY. (without crying too much about overuse of commas) Department of Noobology (initial encounter) "Ahhhhh, hello there young.. person! --> ... Fixed At least, enough so that they don't get hurt.. much." --> ... Fixed (second explanation or next link over) located near ...
by Impalix
Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:35 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 210103

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

This conversation just made me wet myself. Carry on.
by Impalix
Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:08 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Paradox! Pressie Swap Wishlist
Replies: 17
Views: 13785

Re: Paradox! Pressie Swap Wishlist

Now that the new content has rolled out, Impy has something to collect.

Oh God yes, the shinies.

Impy likes shinies and they are in her case for reference. I also like Cider Spiders, original flavor. ^^
by Impalix
Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:22 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Ell's Biography
Replies: 33
Views: 5769

Re: Ell's Biography

This was a fantastic contest - I hope to see more of the like very soon ^^
by Impalix
Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:16 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Item Requirements
Replies: 14
Views: 1986

Re: Item Requirements

Those are subcategories of Rule #1, Gobb.

I didn't have enough A.s and B.s for an outline form.
by Impalix
Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:11 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Item Requirements
Replies: 14
Views: 1986

Re: Item Requirements

This game is already copyrighted by myself, so get over it.

Rules for "I Win" - by Impy

1. I win.
2. You can win, but I still win.

This game is quite fun to play and is accessible to any age group. I suggest someone play it with me sometime.
by Impalix
Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:59 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Cake Appreciation Society
Replies: 44
Views: 8180

Re: Cake Appreciation Society

Gobb's depraved on account of he's deprived ;)
by Impalix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:50 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Toilet
Replies: 33
Views: 32261

Re: Toilet

I would give you a swirly for talking back to me, but OH WAIT. I don't have a TOILET to give it in. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
by Impalix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:47 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Toilet
Replies: 33
Views: 32261

Re: Toilet

Gobb, how can you not see the need for a toilet? I understand men are able to stand up while they relieve themselves, but you don't have to be so arrogant. ;)
by Impalix
Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:51 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Ell's Biography
Replies: 33
Views: 5769

Re: Ell's Biography

I don't want to enter now. I love Wolf's entry too much xDDDDDD

Bravo!
by Impalix
Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:41 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?
Replies: 57
Views: 26900

Re: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?

I say we put a slug in her head and see which way she topples...
by Impalix
Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:56 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?
Replies: 57
Views: 26900

Re: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?

Logged in today and she's spinning clockwise.

THIS IS A SHAM!
by Impalix
Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:01 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?
Replies: 57
Views: 26900

Re: A Little Bit O'fun - Which Way Is She Turning?

Counter-clockwise here :wink:
by Impalix
Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:46 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Festival Of Fright 2008
Replies: 7
Views: 1924

Re: Festival Of Fright 2008

I sent in my pics :D
by Impalix
Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:01 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Gobb Needs A New Costume!
Replies: 27
Views: 4539

Re: Gobb Needs A New Costume!

Gobb has sent me his picks for the contest and I agree with him right down the line. Kids, these were all HI-larious. The winners are as follows: 1st place: soaK with Gobb the Sheep Rancher 2nd place: sheik with Gobb the Pirate 3rd place: unknownZ and Gobb the Mystery Box Congratulations to the winn...
by Impalix
Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:18 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Gobb Needs A New Costume!
Replies: 27
Views: 4539

Re: Gobb Needs A New Costume!

"Lois, a boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted one of those! We'll take the box."

Classic Family Guy hehehe.
by Impalix
Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:16 am
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Gobb Needs A New Costume!
Replies: 27
Views: 4539

Re: Gobb Needs A New Costume!

Last day for entries, everyone! Give it your best (or worst)!
by Impalix
Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:32 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Festival Of Fright 2008
Replies: 7
Views: 1924

Re: Festival Of Fright 2008

Any way I can request that the deadline be extended one day? I intend to only wear my costume on Halloween itself (as it has some make-up work) and Halloween for me will be spent in the majority with friends and movies and such. I would love a chance to upload my photo, but it's not practical due to...
by Impalix
Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:36 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Gobb Needs A New Costume!
Replies: 27
Views: 4539

Re: Gobb Needs A New Costume!

Just because I wanted to make something fun :wink:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/ ... Woman2.jpg
by Impalix
Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:13 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Gobb Needs A New Costume!
Replies: 27
Views: 4539

Re: Gobb Needs A New Costume!

I knew this contest was a good idea.
by Impalix
Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:04 pm
Forum: Contests & Events
Topic: Gobb Needs A New Costume!
Replies: 27
Views: 4539

Gobb Needs A New Costume!

**Let me just make one thing clear. Gobb had no prior knowledge of this contest until it was recently brought to his attention for approval. My insanity is therefore endorsed by the creator of Paradox, and I cannot thank him enough for letting me do this to him.** So, let's get to the fun. Many peop...
by Impalix
Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:46 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 210103

Re: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

More U's, Gobb. MORE U'S!
by Impalix
Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:08 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Typos - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
Replies: 195
Views: 210103

Re: Typos

Oh Gobb, you spoil me so. *cracks knuckles* In the Second-Hand Sideshow... human canvas: wont be getting --> needs an ' He looks in the mirror says they look fine to him. --> missing an and? continues to examine himself you get the jump. --> , after himself wannabe midgets: for them, the only thing ...
by Impalix
Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:35 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 165184

Re: Introduce Yourself

jup, I was actually hoping there was more to that rant.

It changed at JUST the right time between subjects to keep my A.D.D. entertained.
by Impalix
Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:14 pm
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: Mining Permit
Replies: 9
Views: 1958

Re: Mining Permit

I have something fishy to add to this report. So, yesterday I went through all of my turns without losing my permit. Today, I lost my permit on the first cave-in (3 TURNS IN) and the mine office will not allow me purchase of another one. This seems a little shady. Shouldn't the total number of cave-...
by Impalix
Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:08 pm
Forum: Community
Topic: Taking a short holiday
Replies: 59
Views: 8239

Re: Taking a short holiday

I've found that tunafish works better in these situations. More liquidity...
by Impalix
Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:16 am
Forum: Community
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 171
Views: 165184

Re: Introduce Yourself

-finds some free time to finally fill this out- Hey there! I'm Impalix, but you can call me Impy. Other have the right to call me Impster, Impalicious, Impaloompa, Impapotamus, etc. but I refuse to let you call me Al unless you're prepared to let me call you Betty. First of all, I'm a GIRL. I have B...
by Impalix
Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:40 am
Forum: Bug Reports
Topic: WOWSERS
Replies: 3
Views: 1002

Re: WOWSERS

Spiff, apparently this is not a bug and simply the game's way of saying "stop beating other people on the leaderboards." :wink:
by Impalix
Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:27 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Token Gear Usefulness Question and thoughts.
Replies: 12
Views: 3480

Re: Token Gear Usefulness Question and thoughts.

Very true, Wolf. A good point to consider.
by Impalix
Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:57 pm
Forum: Gameplay Discussion
Topic: Token Gear Usefulness Question and thoughts.
Replies: 12
Views: 3480

Re: Token Gear Usefulness Question and thoughts.

Perhaps the Token Gear could have unique bonuses similar to that other game's idea of hobo parts having relative elements based on body location.

You know, a witty bonus depending on what area of you is covered in Token?