(SPOILER) Extremely Complicated MP3 Player

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(SPOILER) Extremely Complicated MP3 Player

Unread post by LordCretin » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:34 am

"Extremely Complicated MP3 Player w
Description: This is the premier MP3 player. Everyone wants one, and YOU are lucky enough to have it. How sweet is that? Now, if only you can get it to work.

Type: miscellaneous item

Can be stored
Can NOT be gifted
Can NOT be traded"

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Welcome to the spoiler that you can never explore for yourself.
BwaHaHaHa!
For only the cretinous one is priviledged with the secret of this rare relic… until now!
Feast thine eyes upon the previously forbidden knowledge of the:

Extremely Complicated MP3 Player

This unique and usable item was presented to LordCretin for naming the Radio Xangaka auto DJ: DJ Lava Lips.
With thanks to the ubiquitous dungeon master, Gobberwart and real-life DJ extraordinaire, Deeliteful.
On using the MP3 Player, the following message is revealed:
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"You start pushing buttons to try and figure the device out, and after a few seconds the screen comes to life and starts flashing..
SYNTAX ERROR
Damn! You press a few more buttons, and the screen changes...
BAD COMMAND
Oh come on, seriously? You grab the instruction manual, only to find that it's written in every language under the sun, except one you can understand.
With a sigh, you pack it back into your backpack and decide to deal with it later.
You still have 1 Extremely Complicated MP3 Player."


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Re: (SPOILER) Extremely Complicated MP3 Player

Unread post by sodafett » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:39 am

lmao
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