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After playing this game for day 2, i have encountered a monster that just begs "KILL ME". Yes, I'm talking about the dread gazebo.

MrsOraptor and Right2Wrong2000 have helped me form some ideas to kill this monstrosity.

-Get an axe and chop it down (pick axe doesn't work sadly)
-Get fire to destroy it (The only hot weapon doesn't work either)
-Fuse the axe and the hot weapon and destroy it (nope)
- Use a nuclear strike
- Just run away (No I want to kill it)

Has anyone have ideas how to kill this monster? I want to destroy it though, so wish me luck on this.

Note: I know you must run away. But I stake my soul that I will kill this Demon.

Personally I love the idea of using fire.... it seems logical to me

I know that there is an item that is in the item database and on the wiki called the Fireman's Axe. Think about it... FIREman's Axe. That screams Gazebo death to me...! Maybe if you shot a pm by Gobb he could help you flesh out the idea. Maybe even help you get your hands on one!

Oh That Dreaded Gazebo why cant we all just get along.... Personally i like it right where it is please dont destroy it.... Gazebos are great for makin out on warm summer nights..



as the sunshine faded away i felt trapped like a rat in a maze.............

LOL

Look for outlets, or a hot spots near and or on said gazebo...electronics have a bad habit of shorting out and causing fires

I once heard of a guy who attempted to take out a gazebo with an arrow. As you can imagine, he was quite unsuccessful. But then again...maybe he just used the wrong kind of arrow...?

Anti R is all we need

Sadly, I have the answer to this entire gazebo destroying mess (as I have dealt with it before and succeeded).

However, I have been asked by the Dev Team not to spoiler the answer. Sorry. Just keep trying new things and I'm sure the answer will come to you.

I killed the gazebo...with kindness...i thought I'd try something new.

Several times a day, from what I hear Elusis.

Before too many iconic relationships to another game are established, I would like to point out that when The Dread Gazebo reference and encounter were first envisioned and implemented by the dev team, we in no way had any parallel to any hermit in mind. Living or Dead.

Read into that what you will.

*snickers in the corner* I know nothing! NOTHING! <.<

What the heck is happening? [/loudvoice]

I'm checking on this.

i totally wanna kill the gazebo too!!!! and i really hope that none of the replies in this forum are similar to a certain joke giving hope that you "can" kill a certain hermit! DEATH to the Gazebo!! :mrgreen:

OMG, I just killed the Gazebo and went from lvl 2 to lvl 32. freakin' awesome!

lol

I fought the gazebo, and I died.

I fought the law, and the law won.

Oh, we're talking about GAZEBOS, eh? Nevermind.

Could we at least have the gazebo give some kind of consolation prize when we ran away? Like, i don't know... maybe a lucky clover? Or an EXTRALUCKY clover, with more then four leaves!

I am so original and unplagiaristic.

genghizcohen wrote:Could we at least have the gazebo give some kind of consolation prize when we ran away? ...

There is already a substantial reward for being unable to kill the Gazebo. Wait til you see what happens when you actually....

nevermind.

You can only kill it on the 42nd turn on level 42

And doesn't your remaining HP and TP have to be at 42 as well? That's what I heard.

And you have to do 42 damage to kill it.

something about having a towel in your off-hand?

and only on a Thursday, the Gazebo never has managed to get the hang of Thursdays

About lunch-time, or at least a reasonable facsimile thereof.

and hence a new insane ultra rare system took its first steps

commandermack wrote:something about having a towel in your off-hand?

Yes, always bring a towel.

yeah, if anything you can use that towel to make a napalm.

funny enough, in soviet russia gazebo napalm YOU!

why is the Gazebo not dressed up for Christmas and how come there is not a tree planted in the town square.....

Because... there isn't a town square. Also... IT'S A GAZEBO, COWBOY!

you telling me that park has a pond but no gathering square.... man Zamm is right this whole thing is a communist plot

Gobberwart wrote:Because... there isn't a town square. Also... IT'S A GAZEBO, COWBOY!

haha, that made me laugh the first time. I thought everyone got that exact message

wow, still haven't beaten the gazebo, sheesh, even my mom has beat the gazebo... get on it already.

Why would I get on your mom?

If you hafta ask...

I know I wouldn't.

i suppose only a select few would, she is lesbian after all, man cock are teh gonna get cut off if it gets to close. xD

Oh dear... Mack always used to be such a nice little boy.

Back on track now people

Gazebo! It's the topic for dinner tonite!

1. Kill it
2. Cook it
3. ???
4. Profit

Something about underpants, I'm sure.

just kill the damn thing and let the gods sort it out...... why has this topic not been killed and locked yet....

You don't have to read it if you don't like it invisible. The gazebo is a thing of legend and will be discussed as long as people want to discuss it.

ty but I have a mother I dont need another one

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invisible wrote:why has this topic not been killed and locked yet....

Because it's really really really funny

Just cus you can't kill it doesn't mean others cant cowboy... learn then do. lol

Mixes Nimbin herbs
Floats free with a misnamed skunk
Kills the Gazebo