Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

[Cowboy]

What's the facebook page named?

[sallyfox]

umm, paradox something ……...Im sure it would come up if you did a search on FB.

I will look it up and get back to you. Good to see you btw Cowboy

[sallyfox]

Hmmm, 18th of july

In my corner of the world, things aint that flash virus wise I hope where ever you peoples are, that you are keeping "safe" in these "times"

Rumour mill has it, that lord cretin isnt well........no details, but throw a prayer in for him, heh, or a kind thought at least

Thinking of all of you.........

[LGOD]

Hey!! Sorry I vanished... for ten years. I was 14 at the time so puberty and school got in the way. I got time during quarantine so I was thinking of my time here. Hope everyone's still great! (I don't really remember the people much, but I remember the experience being great.)

[LordCretin]

Spiff is hosting an in-game Chat Party on 24 July at 6PM EST/Eastern Standard Time

(3 October) Sorry I missed that message Sally - it was a case of blood loss and severe anaemia that had my brain'n body a-quivering and landed me in hospital for a total of 10 pints transfused in. The issue's not quite resolved yet, but I am so much better and I'm on the waiting list for surgery (St Corona allowing)

[sallyfox]

Hi Lgod, I remember you.........Im old now, but the memory is ok ":P Hey Lordy, good to see you about

Im gonna be there.........if I can get the time zone right.......

[LordCretin]

(Caoimhin and Paulie go Wee! Wee! Wee! for the Sun shining day. They decide to free a Rainy Day Jar and head for the beach)
Aww! They're good lads, so they are. I think I'll sneak on ahead of them to arrange for Gwynfor The Ice Cream to surprise them with a Knickerbocker UberGlory

[sallyfox]

Ah the beach.......the freedom!

Hi to you and the boys. Im still under house arrest here

[LordCretin]

It looks like Paradox has passed over to the Undiscovered Country of coding retirement. (My only foray into computing language was BASIC, from a century foreign to Millennials - Bless 'Em!). And so before the forums too, dream a lullaby immemorial, I thought Lordy would come full circle by returning to his first hello:

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Re: Introduce Yourself
by LordCretin » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:33 am

- routes around your muddy patches, prodding all the earthly growths -
Oh!
Hello Paracites!
I am LordCretin, Commander of Vegetables. LordCretin is giddy with excitement, at the thought of getting to know what the residents of Paradox allow to develop around the outskirts of their sheds.
My hobby is exploring compost heaps.
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Caoimhim and Paulie would like to share a ditty duet as only that pair can...

[LordCretin]

Hee, hee, Unca' Lordy! We's a trio!
We wanna tanks alla Paracites for lettin us tap dance on yors heads an watchin over us grow up inna world a fun-funz an keepin us Rainy Days Jars filled up real good! An speshul tanks to Auntie Sally (Caoimhim and Paulie wrap their petals and stabilizers around Sallyfox for huGGlez)

Tankyoos Aunty Sally!

We's gonna use the jars to reopen a Veggie Patch in Unca's favourite iland archiepellago an built him a porch to watch the fishy boats. Its abouts 25 miles offa Lands End off Engaland an we always toughts Unca' likes it so much cuz its name is so Silly! Hee! Hee!

Yous is all always welcum to visit us by the beach inna Mainland! Hee! Hee! We's will always have sum salty chocolate popcorn balls an nana milkyshakers waitin for yous!

Tankyoos Efferwun!

Wee!
Wee!
(The Lads Wee! together)
Wee! Wee!
(Lordy joins The Lads)
Wee! Wee! Wee!

[sallyfox]

But WAIT!

Is this the end?? Like, are we really sure??

Im clicking my red slippers and praying to the gobbs

We cant all end up like dust to the 4 winds.......the weird sheep must be heeded!

Im loving you all, while I can

[sallyfox]

Just throwing a post in..............to keep a pulse going.........

I hope everyones own personal bubble is keeping them (and thiers) safe

[LordCretin]

............
The Cretin's own pulse has been slowly improving, Foxysall.
Cardiff beats 0n
Wee! Wee! Wee!

[sallyfox]

20 21...........

Aint looking too flash. I hope all you paracites out there are doing ok.

We all need to retreat HERE!

[unknownZ]

*lurks*

[sallyfox]

Hiya Z.........

Yup, there are lurkers here, just waiting for the chance to talk.

Always hoping to see more.......

[sallyfox]

Kind of quiet here for a while.......

I hope all are doing well...........

[LordCretin]

!!! REACH AROUND !!!
(flailing petals, stabilizers and arms grasp Sally)
!!! huGGGlez !!!
(Lordy and the Lads tap dance on a Foxy head)
Wee! Wee! Wee!
(a sheep lies upside-down and baa-haa-haas in background)

[sallyfox]

Yay Lordy!!

GREAT to see ya! The forum is still here (thanks Gobb) and its the last vestage of my old preffered life....

Viva paradox and paracites!!!

[sallyfox]

Wow....... been pretty quiet here.........

Funny how life and change makes the past drift. Still looking here fondly

[LordCretin]

Foxxy! You knew it was mah birffday, Awww... the Cretin feels all cwtchy-cooed huggly-wooed from your birthday dropped call-out. Wee! Wee! Wee!

[LordCretin]

huGGlez from an ol' foo'

[sallyfox]

Great to see you Lordy!

Surely the boys are young men now??

[sallyfox]

Oh! And happy birthday!

[LordCretin]

The Lads are as grown up as any shamrock and pudding would be.
An I wuv em forrit!

In a little corner of my mind we are forever on the porch of the new Veggie Patch, by the beach on the Isles of Scilly, thoroughly slurping through dreamily scrumptious Knickerbocker UberGlories.

(Caoimhin and Paulie erupt with wild giggleez)
Wuv Woo!
Wuv Woo!
(slurpy ice-creamy noises)

[sallyfox]

Yay! That warms mah heart. Right back at you mah terrific trio!

[LordCretin]

(seat springs spranging)
(brussel emissions spouting)
(plant'n pie giggling)
(a Lordy a groaning)
Oo-er! I've just stumbled back from me annual foray to Caerphilly, to Auntie'n Unca's digs for Yuletide din-dins.
(leans back and rubs his belly)
NummY! Whatashame I can't share Auntie's roast parsnips with you.
(BELCH)
Merry Christmas One And All!

[sallyfox]

Yay ............ we are up and running again!

Quit your jobs, leave your family........theres a chat couch to attend!!

[Gobberwart]

Two and a half years later... What's crackin?

[sallyfox]

Hmm..........pondering where Lordy and the boys are??
They usually are only a week away or so...........

On the upside, Im ready to get cracking!!

[LordCretin]

Lordy be away with the faeries
snorez... snorez..
mmm... nummzzz...
ubbah... bokkah... gloreezzz...

Caoimhin and Paulie come rushing through, petals and stabilizers slipping all willy-nilly as they feverishly pluck skins from their sundae fruits.

The lads stuff Lordy's ears full of nannas.
Unca'! Unca'! waker! ups! Unca'! Gobby's! back!

Whah? oo... Oo-eR! So many exclamation marks!
And there's SportGuy! And there's sallyfox!
Let's! boogy! lads! Paradox! style!

Hiya Sporty! Hiya Auntie!
Wee! Wee! Wee!

[sallyfox]

Ah! I feel completed!