/me wakes up from an apparent coma...

[jupider]

More than likely, none of you have noticed I haven't been very active on the forums or even logged on to Paradox for a few weeks now. For those of you that actually have noticed, you are officially a stalker. Please seek help. The reason being is that I have a situation right now where I don't have internet access--for some reason Comcast thinks I should keep paying them after they jack my bill up from $80 to almost $130 (bastards). But all that should change after the 20th when I *should* be hooked up with Veriz... er, I mean Frontier FiOS (even thought they're bastards, too, but I negotiated a hell of a deal with 'em that doesn't involve signing any type of contract.)

Just wanted to put that out there in the unlikely event that anyone gives a shit.

Anyway, I hope to see you all again on or shortly after July 20th.

[Gobberwart]

/me gives a shit. I could even be convinced to give two shits if need be.

See ya in a couple of weeks.

[sallyfox]

I too, shit for you Jup............

We cling to the fact that you will be back............

[SportGuy]

I just took a shit. So I can pretend it was for you if you'd like.

In all seriousness though...cable companies suck, I feel your pain.

[sallyfox]

chortles

[sodafett]

/me shits too, but the cable companies are shit, we have comcast, and at random times, both my wife and I's nets lag like we were on dial up or something, plus, they are not letting people know they are upgrading to digital, so it is interfering with everyone's service, bastards

[ElljaeT]

I find it worth mentioning here the euphemism for having a shit is to lay some cable.

[DrWolf]

I always thought 'lay some cable' meant the same thing as 'lay some pipe'...but then again, we all know how unfamiliar I am with euphemisms and whatnot...*cough*

[jupider]

I'm Back, Bitches!!! Mwahahaha!!!

...er, I mean... *ahem* ...Frontier got me hooked up. It's so nice to be able to feed my addiction again. Thanks to everyone who gave a shit. And took a shit. And laid some cable. Or whatever. I'm glad to be back.

[sodafett]

Welcome Back!!!