Forums! The Musical

I saw this game on another forum and it was a lot of fun. Here's how it works.

I make a statement about the person below me (ie, the next person who reads this thread). That person says true or false to the statement and then makes a statement for the person below them to answer.

Made up example:

JazzyCat: The person below me logs into Paradox on a regular basis.
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SallyFox: True. I love the people in Paradox so I try to spend as much time as possible here.

The person below me is a woman.
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Rakkasan: False.

The person below me likes pizza.
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Get it? Got it? Good! Let's go!

The person below me has been playing Paradox for over a year.

true dat

1001 days to be exact.........

The person below me is kinda weird........

true enough.

The person below me likes drink with a straw.

False. Straws in beer cans look very odd.

The person below me doesn't wear underwear.

False: unless I am taking a bath or wearing a bathing suit.

The person below me likes music from the 80s.

False: There was no music made in the 80's worth listening to.

The person below me has 11 toes...

False: I have 9, just like most people.

The person below me is filthy rich in real life.

false: Well, not with money anyway. I am very rich in the love and happiness department though.

The person below me likes rocky road ice cream.

True somewhat.

The person below me owns a red sports car in real life.

Sorta true! I have a 1996 Ferrari 550 Maranello sitting right there... on top of the cabinet next to the computer.
It's real! Really 1/18 scale. Shhhhh.

The person below me loves beer (how could they not, everyone does, right?!).

false: I am allergic to the hops and can't stand the taste.

The person below me loves cartoons and anime.

True and False. In that order. I am a fan of cartoons; mostly from the 80s (Transformers, G.I. Joe, Voltron) but I'm not a fan of anime by any means. Watchable, yes; love, no.

The person below me will answer False to this statement.

Omeegaahd!! Is tottally like the truth!??! All the way up to the first Pokemonwastatimepartone. It was so bad, I unresonably lost all interest in all subsequentwatesaffculluloid pokemoncell-u-loid whatssits.

Teh perswone beelouw cunt speel w4l inowhf, te saev tere shelf frum sandeluus inn you end oh! Oh!! Oh!!!
Is tru!
Is liek ahl teh way soooo truu!!!!!!

yeah, yeah, yeah......... I DO make the okassional typo 8)

Though the person below me is worse...........

The above statement is false, as I am a shiny golden god of spelling and grammar.

The person below discovered the hard way that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except for herpes.

Definitely false, I have never been to Vegas, yet.

The person below me is a free spirit, kind and compassionate...

True. So I consider myself, anyway.

The person below me knows more than one language fluently.

False, unless gaming is another language? lol

The person below me loves practical jokes.

True. And honestly, sometimes I take them a little too far. But no one has ever been hospitalized. Or even seriously injured. Yet.

The person below me has a guilty pleasure that they're somewhat embarrassed about and a little ashamed of.

False.

The person below me has at least one pet.

Indeedy.....

Pickles the cat, and Alla the dog

The person below me needs asprin

True, that was one hellava night.... ugh.

The person below me has boundary issues.

False. Unless you are talking about hugging.

The person below me has at least one sibling.

True, the dirty sucker has the nerve to live. grrrr.

The person below me is also the person on top of me.

True.

The person below me knows how to play a musical instrument.

Is true, for I was once known to torture cattle...
er...
I mean play the bagpipes. And may I say, in the days before my beer belly I was a ravishing hunk of humanity, resplendent in my kilt.

The person below me also has a penchant for unusual clothing.

False.

The person below me likes game shows.

false

The person below me has not submitted an entry to the "birthdays" question of the week thread........

false, I just did

The person before me has a habit of being fashionably late to everything...

False. I try to be early.

The person below me likes to go swimming.

somewhat true, I definitely love seeing the bikinis and swimsuit clad women on the beach

The person below me loves to go snowboarding...

True and False. Although I do not know how to snowboard, it is something I would love to learn. Because it looks so damned fun!

The person below me would much rather watch the original version of a movie than its more recent remake/reboot/(pre/se)quel.

False, I much rather watch a remake than sit through a movie I've seen a dozen times already.

The person below me has a wish to eat something sweet RIGHT NOW.

True. But that is true for me all the time.

The person below me will be at the chat event sometime tomorrow.

Absolutely, positively TRUE!!!! Chattin' and spinning the tunes

The person below me will be tuned into the show for the PB3 Birthday Event.

Indeed I was! (twas awesome)

The person below me doesnt drink...........

False. Mostly I drink soda and juice but occasionally drink other things as well.

The person below me likes to ride roller coasters that go upside down.

False

not that I ever have, but if offorded the opportunity, I would decline

the person below me has never been to Australia............

Unfortunately true although at one point I would absolutely love to visit

The person below me loves to travel

True: We are planning our next trip to Sweden for next summer. Time to renew passports and get one for Oliver.

The person below me lives in the same city they were born in.

False, sadly false enough that I have never been to that city since I was born, it was merged in with another city.

The person below me, loves to play poker

True, place your wagers.

The person below me likes sci-fi more than fantasy.

False.

The person below me likes to go to the beach.

False, I don't like salt water.

The person below me has a passion for chickens.

Ooh... uhuh, yes please... especially marinated in lurvully thick 'n creamy sauces. Their meaty breasts burst with flavour, as they slip down my throat, where their spent energies slowly ferment, dissipating forever, into the very essence of my being.
And as for fresh feathery bare plucked legs... oh my... . excuce me please... I must run.

The person below gets confusicatoned by sloppy doppally Dubya-Bushy grammerfications .

That's afair call, grammer can mess withe best of our Heads, And Mr, Presidents Bush languishings on diction didnt not... Oh, I gone twice running. exitcusionings,

The person below has an unhealthy interest in what CommanderMack meant by "passion."

False I do not care much for what CommanderMack feels or does with ANY livestock....


The person below me is beginning to feel their age.

False. Age is just a number.

The person below me loves hugs!

Indeed I do! (just look at my DC!)

The person below me would like to see a busy chat here................

Indubitably.

The person below me wishes they had a taco to nibble on.