Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

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Re: Paradox Prattle........ its a daily thing

Unread postby sallyfox » Fri Jan 01, 2016 1:39 am

heh........ and so say all of us!! :)

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Unread postby jupider » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:37 pm

'Sup
Gobberwart wrote:Jupider is EXACTLY right.

"In the time of war, we would never have left a man stranded."
"Maybe that's why we lost."

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Unread postby sallyfox » Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:58 am

Ummm......... just stuff :)

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Unread postby LordCretin » Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:11 pm

Ah slapt me a Possessd Dumpstah las niet.
Ah slapt it silly til it regurjitaetz0red a bigass badass boelfull a haff rottin skanky bananana peels.
Den ah plaecd dem ransid skins onna raediatah an dryd dem goodn crisp.
Uh huh, ah shur did ah did.
Wen dey wis hardn hot ah rubbd dem on mah hed til mah hair fell of an den ah took mah hair an forjd me a impressif wepon.
Twood maek yer faddah blush twood, yer preest eevin.
Ah calld dis noo woer arm Da Vorpul Vomitorium +1 an dubbd da firs wan Da Lung Chukkah.
Wiff mah feersum blaed ah set forf forra killin spree enuff to0 maek a etymologist surrendah der lunj.
Burstin wiff pried an spewin frets ah runnd Da Lung Chukkah at da firs monstah ah sawed.

It laffd!

It laffd at me!
It laffed at me an aet mah nooly monikahd monstah manglah!
Pah!
Pishaw!
Commisurraeshuns an re-excieteraeshuns ar needed.

Nex week ah'ma drink bakk a bottel a absinf an smiff me ah Excramentz0re +2.

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Unread postby sallyfox » Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:37 am

Like...........Whoa! Wow even..........

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Unread postby LordCretin » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:47 pm

Yah, lieks hows embarrassin, huh?
Imajinaets missplellin sawd as "sawed".
Mien appollogees fer dat misstaek.

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Unread postby sallyfox » Sun Feb 07, 2016 2:32 am

C'mon Lordy............

Just slow down, take a breath.............. <3

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Unread postby sallyfox » Fri Feb 19, 2016 8:48 pm

I said slow down.......

Not stop!!

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Unread postby LordCretin » Sun Feb 21, 2016 5:33 pm

Hurr, Hurr,
Tats wha shee sed!

I did dranked tat abssinth teh nex week, but it blew mah braaiin til jez nows to day..
0o-eR!
Exxamenssore+2? Norra chanse me maety! Aint appinin! Fuuny enuff ,wen i woked up der was plenty a mattereeal bouts me dribullin everswhers it was. But a smell! omeegourds da smell i cannat stop chukkin forra smellz!
An not only tat but i's seein 11111111111113333333333333 a evertin.
F0rgets da Excramentsore=2 .absinth shood be calld Bottl a Absinfth +5. Raaly! Noe wepon needd, jus drinks da Absint an monsahs will wanna stays aways frum yer bya mile. an efferwon els yoose nows an all too
Bud wach ot forra aftershukks effecs.
im hunger
blUURRgaaaAAHH!

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Unread postby sallyfox » Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:04 am

Absolutely! :P

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Unread postby jupider » Tue Feb 23, 2016 6:33 pm

LordCretin wrote:Hurr, Hurr,
Tats wha shee sed!

I did dranked tat abssinth teh nex week, but it blew mah braaiin til jez nows to day..
0o-eR!
Exxamenssore+2? Norra chanse me maety! Aint appinin! Fuuny enuff ,wen i woked up der was plenty a mattereeal bouts me dribullin everswhers it was. But a smell! omeegourds da smell i cannat stop chukkin forra smellz!
An not only tat but i's seein 11111111111113333333333333 a evertin.
F0rgets da Excramentsore=2 .absinth shood be calld Bottl a Absinfth +5. Raaly! Noe wepon needd, jus drinks da Absint an monsahs will wanna stays aways frum yer bya mile. an efferwon els yoose nows an all too
Bud wach ot forra aftershukks effecs.
im hunger
blUURRgaaaAAHH!


Translation:

"Ha, Ha,
That's what she said!

I did drink some absinthe the following week, but it fucked my brain up until today..
Oi!
Butthurt +2? No way, man! That's not it at all! Funny thing is, when I woke up [I was sweating out of every pore]*.
And the smell! Oh my god, I can't stop puking from the smell!
And not only that but I'm seeing more than double of everything.
Forget the Butthurt = 2. Absinth should be called Bottle of Absinth +5. Really! No weapon needed, just drink the Absinth and the monsters will want to say away from you by a mile. And everyone else you know will, too
But watch out for the aftershock effects.
I'm fucking hungry.
(pukes)"

* - Okay, so that part I had a little trouble with. I did my best.
Gobberwart wrote:Jupider is EXACTLY right.

"In the time of war, we would never have left a man stranded."
"Maybe that's why we lost."

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Unread postby LordCretin » Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:24 am

Hyuck! Hyuck! Hyuckles!

Golly gee l'il j! Wee!
(A laughing Lordy slaps his butt so hard, it runs off and joins The Foreign Legion)

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Unread postby sallyfox » Thu Feb 25, 2016 9:19 pm

Feeling froggy, huh?

I get that way a lot..................... ":D


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Unread postby Cowboy » Sun Mar 06, 2016 6:56 am

me too :frog:
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Unread postby sallyfox » Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:14 am

still, wonderful in translation.......... :)

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Unread postby LordCretin » Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:27 am

Bien oui, c'est bon!

Cwtches all roun', butt!

Wee! Wee! Wee!

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Unread postby sallyfox » Fri Mar 11, 2016 8:34 am

Umm............ :P

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Unread postby LordCretin » Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:46 pm

Hee! Hee!
A wee bit of Welsh and Welsh slang there.
Cwtch is hug and butt is slang for buddy.

{Lordy and The Lads wrap their arms/leaves/stabilizers around Auntie Sally and give her a great big cwtch}

oo!...
Me Oirish toes be tinglin'...
Caoimhin and Paulie understand that not much may be happining on a certain date a-comming, but they have expressed an interest in opening up the Veggie Patch for a munchies-piggy-piggy for anyone who may happen to be noddin' their noggin on the day.


(Minimum-priced food and drink sale in my shop on 17 March)

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Unread postby sallyfox » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:06 am

Certain date??

Mmmm, tell us more....... :)

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Unread postby LordCretin » Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:44 pm

~ St Paddy's Day on the 17th of March ~

As a Paddy abroad, I am expected and required to get myself so fit-shaced-piddly-drippingly-incapable on stout and whiskey that I cannat walk down the street without public displays of explosive self-sewage exhibitionistic bowel-blowing public-decency/nasal offending profanities, ably-capable of instilling traumatic waking-nightmares in council street-cleaners and social anxiety disorders in anybody else who happens to be innocently walking out-and-abouts on the day.

Not only am I obliged to do so, but I am also none-the-less expected to face the fact that it would be an unforgivable faux-pas if I did not walk down the street doing so.
But even so...

I shall, before venturing forth on my inescapably-apocalyptic adventures that prophetic day, liaise with Caoimhin and Paulie, so that they can open the doors of The Veggie Patch and earn themselves some coins for their Rainy-Day-Jars.

I've been training for a week by continuously stabbing my ample, partly-prolapsed raggedy-aged claret-producing grapes with a fork and eating nothing but laxatives.

Slainte!

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Unread postby sallyfox » Thu Mar 17, 2016 1:53 am

Yay!!! ":)

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Unread postby jupider » Mon May 02, 2016 1:52 pm

Just giving a little shout out to let anyone who reads this know that I'm still out here.

Not going anywhere.

/me chills......
Gobberwart wrote:Jupider is EXACTLY right.

"In the time of war, we would never have left a man stranded."
"Maybe that's why we lost."

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Unread postby LordCretin » Tue May 03, 2016 7:43 am

Wee!

(Caoimhin and Paulie bound over to l'il j for huGGz)

Awwww, me's to0! (Lordy wraps his cretinous arms 'round the throng)

~ huGGlez ~


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Unread postby Cowboy » Mon May 09, 2016 5:40 am

jupider wrote:Just giving a little shout out to let anyone who reads this know that I'm still out here.

Not going anywhere.

/me chills......


mee too :applause: ^5
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Unread postby sallyfox » Tue May 17, 2016 9:39 pm

Me 3 <3

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Unread postby jupider » Wed May 18, 2016 1:08 pm

Now if we can just get Gobb to pop in and say, "Hey."
Gobberwart wrote:Jupider is EXACTLY right.

"In the time of war, we would never have left a man stranded."
"Maybe that's why we lost."

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Unread postby sallyfox » Thu May 26, 2016 10:28 pm

:) ..............

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Unread postby jupider » Tue May 31, 2016 4:52 pm

My top 3 favorite beers:

3. Just about any IPA
2. New Belgium 1554 or KCCO (or any other dark lager)
1. New Belgium Fat Tire
Gobberwart wrote:Jupider is EXACTLY right.

"In the time of war, we would never have left a man stranded."
"Maybe that's why we lost."

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Unread postby sallyfox » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:05 am

Thanks for sharing that! ":)

I quickly reply.................

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Unread postby jupider » Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:44 pm

I don't even remember posting that. I must have been enjoying some New Belgium that night. ;)
Gobberwart wrote:Jupider is EXACTLY right.

"In the time of war, we would never have left a man stranded."
"Maybe that's why we lost."

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Unread postby jupider » Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:53 pm

When you absolutely cannot find anything to watch on Netflix... there's always In Bruges to save you.
Gobberwart wrote:Jupider is EXACTLY right.

"In the time of war, we would never have left a man stranded."
"Maybe that's why we lost."

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Unread postby sallyfox » Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:06 am

Hmmm.......... it seems a touch quiet round here..............


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Unread postby Cowboy » Mon Sep 05, 2016 10:29 am

guess where I am
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Unread postby LordCretin » Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:02 am

Umm...

...the Kiwirrkurra Community in the Gibson Desert?

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Unread postby sallyfox » Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:41 pm

Riding the range?? Or everything on 2 legs?? ":P
Both?.......... Ummm, uni?

I know Lordy is always taking care of his fantastic calves............ :rockon:


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Unread postby Cowboy » Thu Sep 15, 2016 11:30 pm

Budapest for 3 months :O
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Unread postby LordCretin » Mon Sep 19, 2016 7:21 am

(Lordy stops fondling his calves long enough to notice a hint of Eastern European accent emerging)

oo! oo!

Have you been skinny dipping in the Danube yet?
Are you hungry? (slaps his thighs and laffz0res)
Have your tastes converted to any new cheeses?
I heard it was 25 cents for a seat at the opera house, but that was before The Curtain fell.

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Unread postby Cowboy » Sat Oct 01, 2016 12:01 am

I went skinny dipping in the biggest lake in central europe :)
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Unread postby Gobberwart » Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:27 pm

Lucky you didn't get your knob eaten off by the biggest carp in Europe
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Unread postby sallyfox » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:41 am

Mmmmm, eaten (frog)

And now its mid Jan 2017..............

Time to come on back guys..........paradox is open for business!! :)

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Unread postby LordCretin » Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:32 pm

Careful there froggy foXX! If you keep eating all the paradoxical knobs, we won't be able to access any of the rooms.

(muffled giGGleez)

~ ribbit... ribbit... ~
~ ribbit... ribbit... ~

Hee! Hee!
The lads say hello.

~ Hello! ~
~ Hello! ~

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Unread postby sallyfox » Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:47 am

Hey hey!

You guys are a great start! :)

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Unread postby unknownZ » Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:17 pm

Alive and now outside the island and in the big city :p

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Unread postby sallyfox » Tue Feb 28, 2017 6:43 am

Great to hear!!

I hope we see more of you............ and others too! :D

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Unread postby LordCretin » Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:06 am

Wee!

It's... (gets distractz0red)

oo!
'Allo Z!

Today be Welshie Day - St David's Day! I'm off out to dance among the daffodils and sup a pint or two of Brains. In celebration of Z's new digs, I'll also be trying a pint of something unknown to me.

Wee! Wee! Wee!

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Unread postby sallyfox » Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:45 am

Cheers Lordy~! :D

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Unread postby unknownZ » Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:01 am

I'll be checking in from time to time :D

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Unread postby sallyfox » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:03 am

That's great to hear Z :)

I look forward to that..........


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Unread postby Cowboy » Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:42 am

i'm turning legal in 4 days :O
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Unread postby LordCretin » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:10 am

0o-eR!
Sir!
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