Forums! The Musical

Alright I figured to really jump start our forums and really build some community I'm going to start making sure there are some forum games on here. Really, I also figure one of the best forum games because it takes a community to build and be creative with is the three word story.

What is the three word story? It's one of the most self-explanatory and easy games to play. Someone starts a story with three words (in this case me because I'm starting the topic) and everyone else keeps adding to that story with three words.
An example before we get started:

1st person: One time in
2nd: The land of
3rd: Paradox, there lived
4th: A jerk named
5th: SportGuy who despised
6th: Asshats, trolls, dumbasses
7th: and Impalix. He
8th: would often dress


Anyway that's how that works... So let's get started:

"It was the..."

old naked man...

who streaked across...

Gobberwart's hairy body...

was amazed by...

the lack of...

toilet paper here.

-jB

He then decided...

to eat icecream..

to cross dress

and to dance

on top of

-jB

Gobberwarts big head

but then suddenly

a voice from

mr. Weird Al

made him blind.

And then he

went and made

a dress to

wear to the

fancy dress ball.

The ballroom reeked...

-jB

it was full

of hobo's, smurfs..

and vampires oh-

the vampire bit

into a gigantic

incredibly stinky, disgusting

colon he found

lying on the

floor of the

Paradox Mensroom Floor.

In The Beginning

there was nothing

-jB

in the end

there was cheese.

In the middle

Sport Guy Farted

It was nasty

Heliosa Decided To

take a sniff

of Sally Foxes

chicken and waffles

They smelled very

delicious but sadly

not quite edible.

-jB

Soon after, The

Troll, Pillowpants, decided

to go teabag