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Save the Oranges Foundation
Save the Oranges Foundation
It is time that we bring up a very important issue that may effect Paradox as we know it. The Paradox orange is becoming endangered. This problem has gotten so far out of hand that the closest thing you can find to a Paradox orange in the local market is a piece of orange necklaceless candy, quickly followed by a carrot. I assure you that this is not to be taken lightly, as global warming in the region of Paradox has lowered the orange population to one, and that one is my chat avatar. So please, do your part for the community and help bring back this delectable fruit.
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It is time that we bring up a very important issue that may effect Paradox as we know it. The Paradox orange is becoming endangered. This problem has gotten so far out of hand that the closest thing you can find to a Paradox orange in the local market is a piece of orange necklaceless candy, quickly followed by a carrot. I assure you that this is not to be taken lightly, as global warming in the region of Paradox has lowered the orange population to one, and that one is my chat avatar. So please, do your part for the community and help bring back this delectable fruit.
This message paid for and approved by Orange Field Inc.
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Thank god this issue has been raised!!
I thought I was the only one that lost sleep over this highly emotive issue...........
We need a think tank, and a blender of gender generated solutions now!
I thought I was the only one that lost sleep over this highly emotive issue...........
We need a think tank, and a blender of gender generated solutions now!
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Perhaps if we are able to save the endangered orange, our scientists can find a way to bring back the long-extinct lemon as well.
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And the lime, in the hopes we can make mojitos.
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/me makes a note to remember to remove Zamm's chat avatar. It's clearly not doing him any good
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You're wiping out an entire species from the face of Paradox! This is genocide! D:Gobberwart wrote:/me makes a note to remember to remove Zamm's chat avatar. It's clearly not doing him any good
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It never existed. Maybe in a few million years the orange will "evolve" from other plants
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You kids these days and your stupidity... of course the Paradox orange exists! What do you think my chavatar is, a large, shapely, orange melon?!Cowboy wrote:It never existed. Maybe in a few million years the orange will "evolve" from other plants
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I'm fairly certain there should be laws against public stupidity. :E
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Yeah, but then you'd be spending a lot of time in jail or paying a lot of fines.
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Ooh, burn.
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Yeah? Well... your mom!
But more on task, we need someone to build an Al Goreesque slideshow about why we should save the oranges. It would certainly show those genocidal dev's that the near extinction of the Paradox orange is in some way related to Al Gore's sister dying of lung cancer when he was a child!
But more on task, we need someone to build an Al Goreesque slideshow about why we should save the oranges. It would certainly show those genocidal dev's that the near extinction of the Paradox orange is in some way related to Al Gore's sister dying of lung cancer when he was a child!
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I think you'll find it's technically herbicide.Zammorak wrote:You're wiping out an entire species from the face of Paradox! This is genocide! D:
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Gobberwart wrote:I think you'll find it's technically herbicide.Zammorak wrote:You're wiping out an entire species from the face of Paradox! This is genocide! D:
lol, Murder Party of one, your Herbicide is ready.
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Oranges aren't herbs. Herbs are for (leaf) enjoying hippies.
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I think it's time for your pills.
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Lol wut?
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But my pills make the oranges go away... is what I would say if I were completely insane, but in this case I believe it to be more effective to ask you why oranges? Why Godd, why?!
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Cause God hates it when he eats them with chapped lips or papercuts.
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Gobb, why would you have paper cuts in your mouth? Were there no sheep around?
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I'd love to examine the brain that jumps from "damn there's no sheep around" to "hey why don't I fellate some paper"
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Also, I'm Gobb... with two "b"s. You seem to be confusing me with someone else...
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It was a typo. You still didn't answer my question.
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Oh sorry. Put it this way: If the world was an orange, right... it would be, like, much too small, y'know?
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lol... that sounded way to dirty.
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If the world were in the shape of the taco, there would be different parts of the earth with different gravitational attractions, so the Olympics would have to be in the same place every 2 years.
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Wait, what does this have to do with oranges?Cowboy wrote:If the world were in the shape of the taco, there would be different parts of the earth with different gravitational attractions, so the Olympics would have to be in the same place every 2 years.
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Nothing, I just felt like saying it.
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Gobberwart finished his genocide of the Paradox orange population. Nooooooooooooooooo!
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feasts on the remains of the fleshy orange.