Goofy computer clock.

[jupider]

Just to give you an idea of how messed up the clock on my computer is:



It's like this all day, every day. Forever stuck around 9-10 o'clock.

[LordCretin]

Try reversing the polarity on the Faux-Veracitical Equilibrium-Induction Capacitor, you'll find it nestled under the attosecond hand. That's what Doctor N-Furter advised and he seems fairly clued-up on such things. He had another suggestion, but to be Frank, it sent me clambering up the Rocky old radio tower.
If that doesn't work, perhaps you could learn to enjoy your moment in time?

...a hyena howls in the hollows

[Cowboy]

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