not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by **Gobberwart** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:09 pm

A1: A computer network made by tying cats together by their tails. It's not very effective, but still better than Appletalk.
A2: No. You can't "speak" a network. Duh.

Q: Does my bum look big in this?

Fizzbin · Unread post by **Fizzbin** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:32 am

A: Yes. Your bum looks big in, or out of, anything.

Q: What do these emoticons mean?

Unread post by **Gobberwart** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:24 pm

A: Over there is a lightbulb!

Q: Why would anyone want to know that?

Unread post by **commandermack** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:14 pm

A: That is where it's at.

Q: How much Jell-o can you fit in a tuba?

Unread post by **jupider** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:43 pm

A. An African or European tuba?

Q. Crap. Did I really just do that?

Cowboy · Unread post by **Cowboy** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:27 am

A. Yeah, most people poop.

Q. Is a Kleenex really just a wet piece of paper?

Unread post by **Gobberwart** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:32 am

A: Not initially, no. It usually becomes soggy to a greater or lesser degree, depending on your usage. Please feel free NOT to elaborate.

Q: Who's your daddy?

Fizzbin · Unread post by **Fizzbin** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:38 pm

A: If you are Chuck Norris, then you are. If you are not Chuck Norris, the same answer applies.

Q: Will I ever find true love?

Unread post by **Gobberwart** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:47 pm

A: If you are Chuck Norris, then you already have - with Chuck Norris. If you are not Chuck Norris, the same answer applies.

Q: Are Chuck Norris jokes still funny?

Unread post by **commandermack** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:12 am

A: Chuck Norris round house kicking you for asking would imply yes.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Chuck Norris?

Unread post by **Gobberwart** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:21 pm

A: Three.

Q: That was a bit of an anti-climax wasn't it?

Grokly · Unread post by **Grokly** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:55 pm

A: Yes it was

Q: Has the original concept of this topic been lost after the first couple of posts?

Unread post by **Gobberwart** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:12 pm

A: I don't know, I can't be bothered going back to check.

Q: Can someone check and report back?

Cowboy · Unread post by **Cowboy** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:33 am

A: No.

Q: Is the Hulu April fool's joke funny or just annoying?

SportGuy · Unread post by **SportGuy** » Sun May 27, 2012 9:47 am

A: I don't know...

Q: What was the Hulu April Fool's joke?

( y'now....from over a year ago.

)

Unread post by **sallyfox** » Sun May 27, 2012 7:26 pm

Its still good............ 8)

Unread post by **commandermack** » Mon May 28, 2012 7:00 pm

A: Not very much, the opportunity to chuck wood doesn't come up too often, even to those with the ability. Maybe if wood chucks were native to Scotland.

Q: I have 4 eyes and I get heated up when people don't dial it down; What am I?

LordCretin · Unread post by **LordCretin** » Mon May 28, 2012 9:11 pm

Your reflection on a glass rabbit

Comedic tradition has overexposed my cochleas to non-existant sexualisation through cunning linguistics.
Should I blame the British or French for double entendres, or am I a just sinner in need of a good thrashing?

Cowboy · Unread post by **Cowboy** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:22 pm

SportGuy wrote:A: I don't know...

Q: What was the Hulu April Fool's joke? ( y'now....from over a year ago. )

OOH I KNOW THIS

They pretended to go back to 2002 or some really old date and the website was very vintage-esque.

SportGuy · Unread post by **SportGuy** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:01 pm

Good to know!

Cowboy · Unread post by **Cowboy** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:32 am

I just realized that I ASKED THE QUESTION INITIALLY. I'm an idiot.

SportGuy · Unread post by **SportGuy** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:13 pm

LMAO, well you technically asked what people thought of it...slightly different question

LordCretin · Unread post by **LordCretin** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:45 am

I asked AnnieMay about this, but all she offered was exasperated eyes and then she threw her pokemon at me.

Are paradoxical inquisitions paracitical?

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