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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Gobberwart » Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:09 pm

A1: A computer network made by tying cats together by their tails. It's not very effective, but still better than Appletalk.
A2: No. You can't "speak" a network. Duh.

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Fizzbin » Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:32 am

A: Yes. Your bum looks big in, or out of, anything.

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Gobberwart » Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:24 pm

A: Over there is a lightbulb!

Q: Why would anyone want to know that?
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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by commandermack » Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:14 pm

A: That is where it's at.

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by jupider » Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:43 pm

A. An African or European tuba?

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Cowboy » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:27 am

A. Yeah, most people poop.

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Gobberwart » Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:32 am

A: Not initially, no. It usually becomes soggy to a greater or lesser degree, depending on your usage. Please feel free NOT to elaborate.

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Fizzbin » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:38 pm

A: If you are Chuck Norris, then you are. If you are not Chuck Norris, the same answer applies.

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Gobberwart » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:47 pm

A: If you are Chuck Norris, then you already have - with Chuck Norris. If you are not Chuck Norris, the same answer applies.

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by commandermack » Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:12 am

A: Chuck Norris round house kicking you for asking would imply yes.

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Gobberwart » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:21 pm

A: Three.

Q: That was a bit of an anti-climax wasn't it?
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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Grokly » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:55 pm

A: Yes it was

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Gobberwart » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:12 pm

A: I don't know, I can't be bothered going back to check.

Q: Can someone check and report back?
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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Cowboy » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:33 am

A: No.

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by SportGuy » Sun May 27, 2012 9:47 am

A: I don't know...

Q: What was the Hulu April Fool's joke? :D ( y'now....from over a year ago. :D )

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by sallyfox » Sun May 27, 2012 7:26 pm

Its still good............ 8)

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by commandermack » Mon May 28, 2012 7:00 pm

A: Not very much, the opportunity to chuck wood doesn't come up too often, even to those with the ability. Maybe if wood chucks were native to Scotland.

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by LordCretin » Mon May 28, 2012 9:11 pm

Your reflection on a glass rabbit

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Cowboy » Thu May 31, 2012 6:22 pm

SportGuy wrote:A: I don't know...

Q: What was the Hulu April Fool's joke? :D ( y'now....from over a year ago. :D )
OOH I KNOW THIS

They pretended to go back to 2002 or some really old date and the website was very vintage-esque.
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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by SportGuy » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:01 pm

Good to know!


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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by Cowboy » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:32 am

I just realized that I ASKED THE QUESTION INITIALLY. I'm an idiot.
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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by SportGuy » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:13 pm

LMAO, well you technically asked what people thought of it...slightly different question :D

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Re: not-so-frequently asked questions

Unread post by LordCretin » Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:45 am

I asked AnnieMay about this, but all she offered was exasperated eyes and then she threw her pokemon at me.

Are paradoxical inquisitions paracitical?

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