Forums! The Musical

A1: A computer network made by tying cats together by their tails. It's not very effective, but still better than Appletalk.
A2: No. You can't "speak" a network. Duh.

Q: Does my bum look big in this?

A: Yes. Your bum looks big in, or out of, anything.

Q: What do these emoticons mean?

A: Over there is a lightbulb!

Q: Why would anyone want to know that?

A: That is where it's at.

Q: How much Jell-o can you fit in a tuba?

A. An African or European tuba?

Q. Crap. Did I really just do that?

A. Yeah, most people poop.

Q. Is a Kleenex really just a wet piece of paper?

A: Not initially, no. It usually becomes soggy to a greater or lesser degree, depending on your usage. Please feel free NOT to elaborate.

Q: Who's your daddy?

A: If you are Chuck Norris, then you are. If you are not Chuck Norris, the same answer applies.

Q: Will I ever find true love?

A: If you are Chuck Norris, then you already have - with Chuck Norris. If you are not Chuck Norris, the same answer applies.

Q: Are Chuck Norris jokes still funny?

A: Chuck Norris round house kicking you for asking would imply yes.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Chuck Norris?

A: Three.

Q: That was a bit of an anti-climax wasn't it?

A: Yes it was

Q: Has the original concept of this topic been lost after the first couple of posts?

A: I don't know, I can't be bothered going back to check.

Q: Can someone check and report back?

A: No.

Q: Is the Hulu April fool's joke funny or just annoying?

A: I don't know...

Q: What was the Hulu April Fool's joke? ( y'now....from over a year ago. )

Its still good............ 8)

A: Not very much, the opportunity to chuck wood doesn't come up too often, even to those with the ability. Maybe if wood chucks were native to Scotland.

Q: I have 4 eyes and I get heated up when people don't dial it down; What am I?

Your reflection on a glass rabbit

Comedic tradition has overexposed my cochleas to non-existant sexualisation through cunning linguistics.
Should I blame the British or French for double entendres, or am I a just sinner in need of a good thrashing?

SportGuy wrote:A: I don't know...

Q: What was the Hulu April Fool's joke? ( y'now....from over a year ago. )

OOH I KNOW THIS

They pretended to go back to 2002 or some really old date and the website was very vintage-esque.

Good to know!

I just realized that I ASKED THE QUESTION INITIALLY. I'm an idiot.

LMAO, well you technically asked what people thought of it...slightly different question

I asked AnnieMay about this, but all she offered was exasperated eyes and then she threw her pokemon at me.

Are paradoxical inquisitions paracitical?