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Any questions about life, the universe, or anything? Ask them here, so long as they're not related to the game. Think of it as Yahoo! Answers, personal acquaintances edition. I'll start!
By the way, this is the proper thread in which to ANSWER these questions, as well.
There's a set of new commercials for the Prius (which is a car), and I like the song in the background...trouble is, I have no idea what its called or who sings it. Does anyone have the resources to find this information?
There are actually two songs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7vI-L4Lfmc which is "Fun" by Petra Haden (who i assume sings the other one as well, and this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq4nrmnqY9o
Thanks!
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By the way, this is the proper thread in which to ANSWER these questions, as well.
There's a set of new commercials for the Prius (which is a car), and I like the song in the background...trouble is, I have no idea what its called or who sings it. Does anyone have the resources to find this information?
There are actually two songs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7vI-L4Lfmc which is "Fun" by Petra Haden (who i assume sings the other one as well, and this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq4nrmnqY9o
Thanks!
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Let Your Love Flow and you are correct same artist
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Q: Yesterday I fell down stairs and now I have pain in my arm, a fair bit of blood and there's something white sticking out. Is this swine flu?
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A: Yes, you need to go to the hospital, and they'll keep you "overnight for observation", but what they really want to do is probe your ass when you fall asleep. Or you could just put the white thing back, use some duct tape to stop the bleeding and take some ibuprofen!
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SRSLY, who created the universe?
/em wants to be a Theologist or something
/em wants to be a Theologist or something
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its pretty obvious that some fairly advanced coders created the universe...we are all NPCs in an MMO.
and Gobb, I shall call you Rupert Grint.
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and Gobb, I shall call you Rupert Grint.
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How come m and m's say they melt in your mouth and not in your hands when i've gotten funny colors on my hands from them before?
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Sporty, those 'funny colors' you tend to get on your hands aren't from M&M's...they're from Richard Simmons.
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no pain, no gain.DrWolf wrote:Sporty, those 'funny colors' you tend to get on your hands aren't from M&M's...they're from Richard Simmons.
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Technically, anyone reading this is a PC, it's everyone else who's an NPC. No, really. Can you prove otherwise?jimmyBUFFET wrote:its pretty obvious that some fairly advanced coders created the universe...we are all NPCs in an MMO.
I'd rather you didn't, he's a very unattractive ranga. But whatever floats your boat I guess.jimmyBUFFET wrote:and Gobb, I shall call you Rupert Grint.
Q: Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong? Was it in fact the same person who put the bop in the bopshoobopshoobop, or someone completely different?
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but he had swine flu, hence the joke!Gobberwart wrote:I'd rather you didn't, he's a very unattractive ranga. But whatever floats your boat I guess.
AND in reference to the rammalammadingdong question, i believe he is almost, but not entirely unlike the man who put the bop in the bop shoowop shoowop.
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Hey, Gob, would you allow your kid to play Pdox?
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Heh, he already does - he's just not allowed in chat.
Having said that... that's hardly the worst example I've seen, in chat or in the game itself.
Q: If the world was an orange... wouldn't it be, like, much too small?
Having said that... that's hardly the worst example I've seen, in chat or in the game itself.
Q: If the world was an orange... wouldn't it be, like, much too small?
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A: Yes but it'd be more zestful!
Q: Why does DrWolf always come back to lame ass Richard Simmons jokes...does he secretly want to be with Richard?
Q2: Why is a "new york minute" considered different then a regular minute...how the hell did new yorkers get their own meanings of time?
Q: Why does DrWolf always come back to lame ass Richard Simmons jokes...does he secretly want to be with Richard?
Q2: Why is a "new york minute" considered different then a regular minute...how the hell did new yorkers get their own meanings of time?
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actually, A2: a new york minute is just a few seconds...the idea is that new yorkers are in such a hurry that every few seconds they can get as much done as the rest of us can in a minute. Personally, I've always thought of the city as 300 thousand people who are in a daft bloody hurry to get absolutely effing nowhere they havent been before.
as far as the first one, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k
and gobb, life isn't an orange...it's a stage, and we are all roses of different names (meaning we're all basically the same...and i know i mixed plays.)
-jB
as far as the first one, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k
and gobb, life isn't an orange...it's a stage, and we are all roses of different names (meaning we're all basically the same...and i know i mixed plays.)
-jB
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I cast my vote for this thread to not be called not-so-frequently asked questions and changed to Dear jimmy lol
I know that's not a question, I mean I could turn it into a question but I've only been out of bed for 5 minutes and the coffee hasn't even't brewed yet.
I know that's not a question, I mean I could turn it into a question but I've only been out of bed for 5 minutes and the coffee hasn't even't brewed yet.
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Gobb, have you never heard of relativity? Geez.
Sporty, I always come back to lame-ass Richard Simmons jokes because I'm obviously at the bottom of the totem pole of wit around here. Duh.
Q: Who are you? Who, who? Who, who? (I really wanna know)
Sporty, I always come back to lame-ass Richard Simmons jokes because I'm obviously at the bottom of the totem pole of wit around here. Duh.
Q: Who are you? Who, who? Who, who? (I really wanna know)
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im the GUESS who.
and ell, that works fine for me
Q:why do people on motorcycles act like they can drive like assholes without BEING one?
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and ell, that works fine for me
Q:why do people on motorcycles act like they can drive like assholes without BEING one?
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ohhhh okay....
Dear Jimmy,
I have a friend named DrWolf...but please don't publish his name...instead publish Dr. Imlittle....anyway....he claims his penis feels all hard and funny when he is around boys...do you know why this is?
Dear Jimmy,
I have a friend named DrWolf...but please don't publish his name...instead publish Dr. Imlittle....anyway....he claims his penis feels all hard and funny when he is around boys...do you know why this is?
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Oh come on, that's just not funny. No, really. Not even a little bit.
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Thanks a lot, Sporty. You just proved that there is, in fact, something below the bottom...and oddly enough, it's not your mom.
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Dear anonymous,
it could be that dr. imlittle was accidentally channeling the spirit of michael jackson...was his voice very high and totally fake? did he wear a single white glove? this is common, and you shouldnt worry about your friend's health.
-jB
it could be that dr. imlittle was accidentally channeling the spirit of michael jackson...was his voice very high and totally fake? did he wear a single white glove? this is common, and you shouldnt worry about your friend's health.
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Do you have to encourage him? LMAO
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I dont have to, and I don't really want to, but I kind of want to see who breaks down and gives up first. i think probably everyone else will give up first.
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Everyone else WILL give up first, because I'm saying there's to be no more pedophilia/homosexuality/otherstupidshit "jokes" on these forums. It's just not that funny.
Q: Is Gobb a killjoy asshat?
Q: Is Gobb a killjoy asshat?
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A: Yes, but I think we'll all move on from this some day....maybe.
Q: Sooooo....Does good knock knock jokes exist?...those are still safe....if they existed.
Q: Sooooo....Does good knock knock jokes exist?...those are still safe....if they existed.
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A: Yeah... Knock knock! Who's there? Michael Jackson, Richard Simmons, Your Mom and Pedobear. Hahahaha...
Ok, NOW I mean it
Q: Does the pope REALLY crap in the woods?
Ok, NOW I mean it
Q: Does the pope REALLY crap in the woods?
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A: i certainly hope so. he was a nazi, after all.
Q: how awful are brussels sprouts? despite cutting them up for hours on end at my last job, ive never eaten one.
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Q: how awful are brussels sprouts? despite cutting them up for hours on end at my last job, ive never eaten one.
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A: Despite popular belief, brussels sprouts, like the pickles in a McDonald's cheeseburger, are actually amazingly good. They're like miniature cabbages and taste fantastic provided they're not overcooked to the point of sliminess. Personally, I like them steamed (not boiled) to the point where they have just a liiiiitle bit of crunch left and then served with a little sea salt and a drizzle of olive oil for maximum yumminess.
Q: What the hell is the purpose of this random piece of metal I just found? It's obviously part of something but I have no idea what.
Q: What the hell is the purpose of this random piece of metal I just found? It's obviously part of something but I have no idea what.
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A: it probably came off something that is vitally important and about which you know nothing. Think 'improbability drive'.
Q: why are there only 28 days in february on this gregorian calendar (plus some romans, julius, octavius, agustus, etc) we have to follow?
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Q: why are there only 28 days in february on this gregorian calendar (plus some romans, julius, octavius, agustus, etc) we have to follow?
-jB
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A: It's a very long answer having to do with the way ancient Romans kept time and days and February being an unlucky month and borrowing a day from august and blah blah blah...look it up.
Q: Why is Peanut Butter called butter anyway?
Q: Why is Peanut Butter called butter anyway?
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A: I believe that anything that would qualify as a spread uses the suffix butter, preceded by whatever its made out of...or it should be.
Q: why the hell was 'Dead Like Me' ever cancelled?
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Q: why the hell was 'Dead Like Me' ever cancelled?
-jB
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A: I don't know...GREAT show, I'm almost done watching season 2 on Hulu...Blame NBC for getting rid of another good show like so many before and after...
Q: Why the fuck did NBC think it was a "good" idea to change Sci-Fi to SyFy?!?
Q: Why the fuck did NBC think it was a "good" idea to change Sci-Fi to SyFy?!?
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A: Because it's 'hip' to spell words that typically use 'I's with 'Y's instead...for instance, 'Synyster Gates', one of the guitarists from Avenged Sevenfold. NBC is trying to jump on the bandwagon before it stops being so groovy.
Q: Why is it that when old people watch tv, they talk about other shows that they've watched rather than actually paying attention to the show that's on?
Q: Why is it that when old people watch tv, they talk about other shows that they've watched rather than actually paying attention to the show that's on?
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A: Because they're senile and mostly crazy. Plus they love annoying young people.
Q: The voicemail light on my phone is on. Who rang me?
Q: The voicemail light on my phone is on. Who rang me?
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A: Your mother. You'd better call her back, and be prepared to apologize for forgetting your sister's birthday.
Q: If Old Gregg(or is it Greg? I don't know, and it's rather inconsequential) has the funk in a box and James Brown has soul...who has rock, pop, rap, and disco?
Q: If Old Gregg(or is it Greg? I don't know, and it's rather inconsequential) has the funk in a box and James Brown has soul...who has rock, pop, rap, and disco?
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A: Rick Astley.
Q: If the average wattage of a standard light bulb is 60 watts, who buys the 15 and 40 watt bulbs?
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Q: If the average wattage of a standard light bulb is 60 watts, who buys the 15 and 40 watt bulbs?
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A: I use the 40s in desk and nightstand lamps. Or I did until they stopped selling them. Now I have to use those flourescent bulbs with wattages I don't understand. Stupid environment.
Q: Since when do I have a sister?
Q: Since when do I have a sister?
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A: Your mom didn't tell you about what happened between her and the milkman, clearly.
Q: Why do hot dogs come in packs of tens and hot dog buns in packs of eight? It really pisses me off.
Q: Why do hot dogs come in packs of tens and hot dog buns in packs of eight? It really pisses me off.
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A: its all a conspiracy to sell 40 of each at a time.
Q: do you guys think Prince and James Brown ever hung out, like socially?
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Q: do you guys think Prince and James Brown ever hung out, like socially?
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A: Yes, every time "Prince" drops acid, he changes his name and philosophises with the Godfather of Soul. They always end up gigging at the opening ceremony of the 1936 Olympics.
Q: Why does strawberry jam taste so disgusting, while toe jam is a gastronomic delight of deliciousness?
Q: Why does strawberry jam taste so disgusting, while toe jam is a gastronomic delight of deliciousness?
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I'm gonna let Jimmy field Lord Cretin's question 'cause, wow, I've got no answer, I just had to comment on this:
Jimmy wrote:
"Personally, I've always thought of the city as 300 thousand people who are in a daft bloody hurry to get absolutely effing nowhere they havent been before."
You realize there are 8.4 million people in NYC right? 300k people is the size of Riverside, California. Never heard of it? Not enough people.
~Aramada
Jimmy wrote:
"Personally, I've always thought of the city as 300 thousand people who are in a daft bloody hurry to get absolutely effing nowhere they havent been before."
You realize there are 8.4 million people in NYC right? 300k people is the size of Riverside, California. Never heard of it? Not enough people.
~Aramada
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A: Toes generally aren't covered in manure.
Q: If a dance competition is called a "dance off" and a baking competition is called a "bake off", what's a Jack Daniels drinking competition called?
Q: If a dance competition is called a "dance off" and a baking competition is called a "bake off", what's a Jack Daniels drinking competition called?
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I think it would be Jack-Off. What would a jack-off competition be called? A jack-off-off?
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A: Bukake.
Q: What exactly is a timeout?
Q: What exactly is a timeout?
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A: A chocolate bar that you eat in the naughty corner.
Q: How many?
Q: How many?
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A: 37. In a row.
Q: What is the answer to this question?
Q: What is the answer to this question?
"In the time of war, we would never have left a man stranded."Gobberwart wrote:Jupider is EXACTLY right.
"Maybe that's why we lost."
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A: The answer is apparent.
Q: What is a couch?
Q: What is a couch?
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A: He's the dude in tight, white shorts with a whistle dangling from his neck who plays "pocket pool" and instructs the boy's foutball team.
Q: What's the meaning of Life, the Universe, and a small fraction of Everything?
Q: What's the meaning of Life, the Universe, and a small fraction of Everything?
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A: Torty-Foo
Q: What is Catalan and does anyone actually speak it?
Q: What is Catalan and does anyone actually speak it?