Spoiler:
1.Grandfather's Pair of Socks
[Leave Them]
You decide they're just not worth bending over for and move on.
2.betentacled horror from outer space
Miss Message
It's briefly distracted by a guy stepping through a dimensional portal. It forgets to hit you while it eats him.
It listens to your excuses, answers "Oh R'lyeh?" and then ignores you completely.
3.Urge to go pantsless
Hit Message
It tries to make you rip your pants right off. You resist the urge, but strain your muscles for X DAMAGE!
4.worm
Miss Message
Seems like its two ends can't agree which one is in charge. So it doesn't charge at all.
[Leave Them]
You decide they're just not worth bending over for and move on.
2.betentacled horror from outer space
Miss Message
It's briefly distracted by a guy stepping through a dimensional portal. It forgets to hit you while it eats him.
It listens to your excuses, answers "Oh R'lyeh?" and then ignores you completely.
3.Urge to go pantsless
Hit Message
It tries to make you rip your pants right off. You resist the urge, but strain your muscles for X DAMAGE!
4.worm
Miss Message
Seems like its two ends can't agree which one is in charge. So it doesn't charge at all.