For example:
You see where im gettin' at, here?Shoddy Boombox
Well, you thought you saw everything, but this is new. This Boombox has all of the different needs you could use back in the 70s. eight-track tape, with a tape stuck in, a ridiculously huge antenna, weak speakers, and a neat little dial that sometimes snaps off every once in a while. You would use this to walk around the town, dancing in a ridiculous gait, but you rather not due to the increasingly annoying high-pitched sound that emanates from the speakers as soon as you turn it on and you don't wanna get beaten up by annoyed passerbys. Why did you even buy this, anyways?
Effects:
+5 Monster Level
+3 Weapon Damage