In unrelated news, I suggest a new location in the university. The Music Room.
Accessible after Legion, maybe?
A simple (lame, maybe) pun can help. Like:
Poopstar
+ 
carpainters
+ 
some Ostralian rejects
+ 
P!nk Panther
And Heck, Aria Carey
A shadowy figure stands before you as you walk in a room. It looks like that of a man's figure, but with a woman's charm. You know who that person is. Aria Carey, part musician/part comedian/part marine. She seems mad.
"I've been expecting you." she says.
"Why?"
She ripped her clothes leaving her in a bra and a skirt. On her back were small wings. It's so disturbing I can't describe it.
"YOU KILLED MY SON! I SHALL ERASE YOU FROM THE FABRICS OF TIME!"
Before you can spit out a 'huh?', with her shiny gold harp, she goes charging at you.
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Post a pic. Let's see what happens.
