I'm just heading off to mah Unca's fammy in Caerphilly for me Auntie's famous Christmas Day NumNums Din-Dins.
I can hear the lads busily beavering away in The 'Patch. We're awl in holiday munch-out mode and they've decided to share their gastronomic-piggy-delight belt-loosening feast.
Just follow the sounds of the buckles-a-popping.
Wuv, Lordy and The Lads