Sallyfox is going to DIE

[sallyfox]

of SHAME if paracites dont come to the END of MARCH "We mugged santa" EVENT!!

On behalf of all mods, I would like to present to you, the paracitic public, the opportunity to attend a chat function on MARCH 28
(it will be between 11am and 1pm aussie time Monday 29 ........ 8pm-10pm EST on Sunday the 28th for people on the east coast of the US)


Upon arrival in social (during the event time), paracites can expect to be served hearty food and festive drinks, along with holiday style snacks. During your hours of "fun", a special guest dj shall keep you all entertained with great sounds and groovey prize packs...... and every 15 minutes, a dice roll for attendee's. Dice prizes include.... candy necklace,Jays chips,golden chick,box of AMAZING raisins, dazzling chain mail shirt, earing, thermometer and deluxe cracker!!

Special appearances from A-list celebrities (that reside within paradox) are bound to occur at regular intervals, stupid games like truth or dare and spin the bottle will be attempted, and random prize packs will be handed out for no apparent reason! Sound good??

Im up for serious fun, and it can only be fun with YOU!!!

So dont lemme die! See you there!


*** UPDATE !!!

With the support and donation of time and stuffs, this event CANNOT be missed!

Im sure this will be the pre beta party of the year!! The sheer enormity of the prize and moolah pool makes it a certainty that anyone that attendeds, will walk away RICHER for the experiance!! BE THERE!!

[commandermack]

I too will be handing out awesome stuff, but in the form of lump somes of LIQUID MOOLAH! every 15 minutes as well; which you can choose to inject directly into your veins or smoke in a pipe.

0-1 :15 - 150,000 moolah
0-1 :30 - 300,000 moolah
0-1 :45 - 450,000 moolah
1:00 - 1,000,000 moolah
2:00 - 2,000,000 moolah

I will also be holding item auctions in /trade, all profits will be going immediately back into the community! At 2:00, all moolah raised from the auctions will be distributed evenly amongst all of the participants of the party, you don't have to be on at 2:00 to be in the distribution, but you must have been in chat and said something between :01 and 2:00.

Stuff that will be auctioned if time allows...
1x (200) Artery Hardeners
3x (10) Leprechaun Outfits
1x (25) Golden Pot
1x (5) Freddy Outfits
1x (1) sharif badge
1x (1) plastic clip-on earrings
1x (1) golden chick
3x (1) candy necklace
1x (1) L.O.V.E. Bling
1x (1)Wabbit Outfit
2x (20) X-D specs
2x (10,000) prize tickets
1x (20) wiki wacky taffy

[commandermack]

When calculating times Sally, remember Daylight savings time is March 14th for most of the world. lol. +1 hour.

[sallyfox]

OMG! Mack! I think Im in love!

We all certainly hope you can make it so you too, can recieve free stuffs whilst giving out the CASH CASH CASH

At this rate, I may have to toss in 2 loaves and a couple of fish! Thank you so much for your generous intent.

Regarding times, yeah, thanks for that......... (gee I hope troggy fixes it for me )

[Spiff]

I am going to be handing out around 100 taffies randomly throughout the chat event. so be here to get the goodies

[sallyfox]

Truely DROOL WORTHY Spiff! much thanks AND anticipation

[Zammorak]

This guy will be there, you can count on that. You can also count on a boat or in a moat, Sam I Am. I do not like green eggs and ham.

[jimmyBUFFET]

I LOVE green eggs and ham, and I'm still going to try pretty hard to be there for this

-jB

[eL JoEy]

I shall hopefully(!!) be there!! (I work on sundays til pretty late so depending on time zones and all that jazz, I'll try me best though!!)

And I will be doing various random games :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: and giving away DA GREEN BOI!!!

[commandermack]

lol, wow, i had to read DA GREEN BOI!!! over and over about 8-12 times before i realized you meant money. sheesh. I am getting too old for this.

8pm-10pm EST on Sunday <--- -5GMT, you should be at 0GMT, so +5 hours puts it at 3-5AM on Monday morning/Sunday late late night.

[Rakkasan]

I'll be there no matter what, so I'll also be there for all this fun too!

[Gobberwart]

I just found out Elljae will be on vacation then, so we'll BOTH be able to attend. HOORAY!!!!

[littlemissy]

Now how do I figure out how to translate your time into my time

*EDIT*

Never mind, found an online time converter, sadly I won't be able to make since I have an exam on that day, boo hoo

[Desdinova]

Your time slot is a little odd for me but as long as I'm reminded beforehand I'll be around for at least the first hour. Thanks to all that make things like this happen, sounds very cool.

[AxiS_Shadowbane]

I'd like to be about but my kids and fear of chat (I joke) may keep me away on these times

If I'm not about, I hope everyone has fun.

(wow, reactivating was a PITA >.<).

[commandermack]

wow, that must of hurt axis.

[Phantom491]

8) Bumpity Bump Bump...Bump Bump! 8)

[Gobberwart]

Just over three hours to go... woooo!

[Werecat]

Can't wait!

[JazzyCat]

Under an hour now! Chat is already hopping! Way to go everyone!

[JazzyCat]

Under an hour now! Chat is already hopping! Way to go everyone!

[ElljaeT]

Big congratulations to Sally, Mack and Santa who made this event so incredibly enjoyable. Thanks for the Party gang.

[commandermack]

In addition to the items listed above, i also auctioned a Platypus. Everyone who was in chat from 2-4 GAME TIME, go the profits spit between them evenly, which came out to a weird number, so i rounded it up. Also I gave everyone one complete leprechaun outfit for being on at one point.

so everyone who was here got 900K and 1 leprechaun outfit.

Total taken in was 26,965,000 moolah.


Now by some chance because i was busy with Auctions and Rolling for Moolah injections you didn't get your share... GOBBERWART (#1) has decided to compensate them. So if you didn't get your share and you think you deserve a share because you were here between 2-4PM game time, contact Gobberwart with a Pmail.

[Elusis]

Congrats to everyone, the event sounded awesome.

Sorry I didn't make it, I had to go to school, lol it's monday today.

[sallyfox]

Thanks to all that came....... it was much appreciated

All of you made a good time better..... and THATS what this is all about, huh?

[Desdinova]

It was great...thanks Sally. Anyone got the high mark of particiants? The biggest number I heard in the first hour was 32.

[Cowboy]

The most online was 34. Don't know about number in chat. We broke a most logged in on forums at one time record though. (15)

[Gobberwart]

What a really well done event! Congrats to Sallyfox, CommanderMack, and to all moderators and players who helped to make it a fun day for all!

Official stats as follows:

Players logged on simultaneously: 35
Players in chat simultaneously: 30
Players logged on (all day): 82

The first two of these are indeed new records, while the third is definitely higher than average at the moment.

Again, well done to all involved!

[sallyfox]

Oh NO!!!

It seems that NEXT months event is gonna make the last one look a bit shabby........

Oh well, Ive had my 15 mins Stay tuned and look for "next event" postings!!

It could be kind kewl.........

[Cowboy]

More like two hours of fame.