Crypto-Chachoology 101: Spot Me In Chat, Win Prizes!

[Chachoregard]

So I have not done a contest in quite a long time, and seeing how I get on Paradox less than usual, I'm gonna do a contest to exploit my absent-ness.

What The Rules?
The rules are simple! I'm gonna have to be really random with my logging ins on Paradox. I could get on the next day, I could get on next week, or I could wait until the very end of the contest deadline to show up and piss you off. But that wouldn't be nice, so I won't do that.

There's A Catch, Right?
Oh yes, there is. To make this more challenging and interesting to the contest goers, you will NOT win a prize by simply sending a message "OH, I FOUND YOUZ, I CAN HAS PRIZE? LOLZ". That crow won't fly. Instead, for the entire Month of this contest, I will put Weekly Questions in here that you're gonna answer and send it through a message in-game, not in here.

An Example:
"Week 1: What Is 2+2?"
The answer is easily 4, right? Well, in order to get a prize, you're gonna have to first spot me in chat, talking. Then you can unleash the answer to my Game Inbox and win a prize!

How Long Does This Contest Last?
It's Month Long, starting today, so the contest will end July 8th.

Are The Questions Going To Be Hard?
Increasingly Hard as the weeks pass by, so expect to either be using your Google-Fu or your Wiki-jitsu.

What Are The Prizes?
Prizes will be Loads of Moolah,Grab Bag Items and will continue to grow as the weeks pass by and the Fourth Week's Prize will be a....DELUXE YULE CRACKER! Oooooooooooooh.

Wait, I Can Cheat Because You're Also In Kingdom of Loathing!
That will not count. Only in Paradox will Spottings be possible.

Well, You're On Paradox At The Moment, So I Can Spot You!
Actually, as soon as I broadcast this to Paradox Chat, I'm gone!


THE QUESTIONS!

WEEK 1!: I Am How Old Again?
PRIZE: 10,000 Moolah, Cheese Tie


REMEMBER! In order to win the Week's Prize, you MUST:
-Spot Me In Chat, Talking.
-Send Me A Mail Message, In-Game with the title "Week 1 Answer" with the CORRECT ANSWER. Don't say it in chat, so keep it hush-hush.

Good Luck!

[sallyfox]

*Peers round for Chachy!!

[Chachoregard]

Also, I was on a couple of hours, but I was a little too busy to be checking the tabs on my browser. Sorry cowboy, but I was busy, damn it.

Next time I'm on, I assure I would be more talkative.

[Cowboy]

It's okay