Forums! The Musical

** NOTE..... This is easier than paradox the breakfast cereal..........

Yeah, I had time on mah hands again and my mind wandered of track........again.

It came to mee!! I want people to create a title for the album ( example - Paradox the musical presents POLKA THUNDER).....or some such.... any and all genre welcomed! Then I need at least 8 song titles (preferably no more than 12)......... example - Like a virgin, performed by Gobberwart (rap version) 2009 ...... follow the drift?? And then finally, you must do a short reveiw summary of the album (tell the people what its about/if the album is dedicated to anyone etc)

First prize is a small box of rasins OR Jays slug chips. Second prize is what the first prize winner didnt pick There will be a third prize added IF more than 10 people enter, and 50k will be awarded to all non place getters......so no effort will go unrewarded............I hope this provides an outlet for budding paradox music moguels and all others

Entries close on the 30th of this month.....and winners announced within 3 days after..... (oh, and I will announce judges at a later date)

PARADOX the MUSICAL presents " CLASSIC COUNTRY HITS"

We give you ol style country AND western with that timeless PARADOX vibe! We want to reach out and touch you and your children with all time favourites including....

"OOPS, I did it again" (country recut) performed by Britney (JAZZYCAT) Spears
" One's on the way" performed by Tammy (MrsORAPTOR) Wynette
"Ghostriders in the chat" performed by Johnny (Unknow Z) Cash
"The streak" Performed and persistanty done by Gobberwart (sounds as bad as it looks)

And many many more........... Who could forget old time classics like..

" A gringo in Spain" performed by Cowboy
" Shrinking violet" performed by Elljae
" Man, I feel like a woman" performed by Shania (Spiff) Twain
" A song for Dick" performed by Elton (sallyfox) john (country remix)

So DO your self a favour..........rush out and be the first to get YOUR copy of this fantasic album! Be the envy of your friends and music lovers alike! ORDER NOW and we will probably try to send it abit faster!

*Note Im not actually entering the competition, but I AM giving myself 50k just for lodging this

I'll probably enter

I will definitely enter, but have to get my thinking cap working properly.

I don't know where / how to start

Gee Cowboy.......get out of the spanish sun!

Paradox presents - Timeless nursery rhymes.....
Doing abba covers
renditions of greatest movie hits!
Disco EXPLOSION

And about 3 million other titles come to mind. Silly me, my example probably cause mass confusion

From the Creators of Paradox the Musical, the next greatest album to be released somewhere in some time, "Monkey stabbings on your stove".

This album really brings those timeless classics back to light or into the light depending when this dang thing is released, capiche! Some of these great brain probe implants include...

Believe - covered by Missy "Mistameeter" Sallyfox (originally done by Cherboy Spotted-vest)
The Sign-up - by Wart of Gobbles the Clown
Out of Magic - by Wall and Scrawl

This Album is clearly a must have for anyone trying to avoid that Bully for You, at just 899 million barteltabs, due to inflation of the god of drunken tab mixing company's owner's debt in the not so near future, brought from the past to sell to you for a mear penny a piece. Thats right, paracite onto this new album for just .01 cents. You could soon be listing to such hits as...

Babbin's Girl - by Aqua Pussyliquor
Stream Me - by Sodafett Kracker
Mesmerize - by Ja Upider and MC Feisty
Centerfold - by The Fizzband
On Good Spiff - By Ziggy Maeglin

Order now, and we will throw in this free Artery Hardener for the first 100th time caller. That's right folks call in 100 times and you will get this super cheesy and beef all purpose Artery Hardening Hardener display squeaky toy. How else will you avoid the monkey's with knives that come free with every purchase.

*** All purchases have a reoccuring charge that cannot be canceled of .25 cents every time you breathe, all proceeds go to the you need to avoid the monkey foundation, all brain implant albums require some assembly, data transfer rates may apply and will, bananas not included ***

OMG!!

Am still in the thought process of a masterwork multi-Platinum album 8)

No idea why, but MC Feisty has me in stitches

Paradox! the Musical has just released this AMAZING new album, the "Wall of Scrawl!"

Featuring classics and new songs from Paracites such as Jupider, Maeglin, Zammorak, Spiff, and more! And it even comes with a new beat from UnknownZ called "The Lurker". "The Lurker" lasts for over an hour, and there are only lyrics every 15 minutes!

Songs included:
"Random Ramblings" by the one and only Jupider!
"Your Mom Jokes Are Totally Funny" by Maeglin!
"I'll be your Jake Gyllenhaal if you'll be my Heath Ledger" by Zammorak!
"Puff the Magic Dragon (Metal Remix)" by Spiff!
"I Just Had Sex (about 9 months ago)" by MrsORaptor!
"I Wanna Be a Billionaire" by Right2Wrong2000!
"Burning Down The House" by TROGDORable!
And lastly, "Cascade Badge" by Misty and CeruleanArcher!

"I Just Had Sex (about 9 months ago)" by MrsORaptor! <--- only one i found funny, but then again, the spoof is of a comedy song and it is comically spoofed, so win.

techniquely it was probably closer to 10-11 months, but who's counting. lol.

I am..... XD

And Cowboy, brilliant!

xx

*silent whistles*

And now, for your listening pleasure, Paradox proudly presents the newest album to go gold on the Whatever Charts in the Olavi-Mikkonen Nebula (or maybe the neighboring Z'Nuff Star Cluster), "The Wessonian Collection"! This album includes popular songs from across the musical spectrum. Songs include:

"Subterranean Homesick Blues (John Cage Remix)" by DJ Toothless
"I'm Burninatin' For You," by TROGDORable
"Elton John and Schoenberg," by Misty
"The Last Toowoomba Pirate," by Captain Gobberwart and his Crew of Renown
"Greased Lighting's Brother Slathered Thunderstorm," by DJ Toothless (backed up by the Mothers of Inventory)
"Birdland (Whole Lotta Punk remix)," by The Commandermack Connection
"Seriously, This Time I'm Really On Fire," by The Foreman and The Back Alley Band
"Standard Deviation," by Trig-Trivium
"Eight-Mile-High Club," by The Overachievers

Order your copy today for only 30 moolah (or half the price of a beryllium sphere in the Maktar planet)!

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!!! The Xangaka Platinum Collection featuring hits from all over the Xangaka Universe like these:
"Blaize of Glory" by SodaFett and the Xangaka Sisters
"Postal" by DJ Toothless
"I AM the King" by Gobberwart and the Queens of the Outback
"Reap the Rap" by Ragazi and the Soul Singers
"In the Junkyard (Dumpster Diving)" by CommanderMack
"Spend the Moolah" by the Moolah Rouge Singers
"Sewertime Blues" by Sewer Ratz and the Aeromatics
"Face Down in Bed" by Sally Fox and the Dreamers
"Bought a Home (Now What?)" by Cherita and the Buffs

Pre-order your copy today for the fabulously low, low price of 100 Moolah and we will throe in a bonus track
"Misty Mountain Hideaway" by Cowboy and the Dude Ranch Brothers

commandermack wrote:"I Just Had Sex (about 9 months ago)" by MrsORaptor! <--- only one i found funny, but then again, the spoof is of a comedy song and it is comically spoofed, so win.

techniquely it was probably closer to 10-11 months, but who's counting. lol.

You didn't like "Cascade Badge"? I thought that one was clever. Perhaps you missed the Pokemon reference.

No i saw it cowboy. lol.

I'm not easily amused when reading.

But it's a POEKMON reference!

Paradox the Musical proudly presents an album that no home should be without. It has a variety of styles of music with massive range in talent. Just don’t laugh at the singers that don’t sing so well. They all went out on a limb for the producer, JazzyCat. This album is truly a gift of love, straight from the heart!

The best part of this album is that it is paid for in Hug-O-Matic hug vouchers!
!
I am not sure how Jazzy figured out the business value in that since she sends out the hugs in the first place. Nonetheless, it is all about sharing the joy of good music. And we will always tell the performers that the music is good, not matter what we really think!

Buy this album for the great value price of 5 Hug-O-Matic hug vouchers!

Act now and as a special bonus, there will also be karaoke tracks so you can rock the socks off of your own friends!!!!

“Somewhere over the Rainbow” performed by Spiff
“Cowboys on Horses with Wings” performed by Cowboy
“Africa” -performed by Dolphingirl
“Ain’t Goin Down till the Sun Comes up” performed by UnknownZ
“Authority Song” performed by Gobberwart
“Baby, What a Big Surprise” performed by JazzyCat
“Drops of Jupiter” performed by Jupider
“Happy Together” performed by BeastyClaire and Travoltus
“Heart of Rock n Roll” performed by SodaFett
“Hot For Teacher” performed by Ulmerkott
“Shooting Star” performed by Sallyfox

Last day! And last chance to enter..........

As soon as the JUDGE posts here ( you will be able to clearly tell who it is) and gives details of when they are announcing the winners, the comp will officially close...... as in, no entries will be accepted here after said post.

Thanks to all who entered, and good luck!

Great comp Sally, totaly fun idea and I really enjoyed reading all the entries Well done guys!

xx

Judge Post! w00t! Okay, comp is closed, thank you to everyone who entered!

What a great contest Sallyfox, and I've been looking over all the entries over the past few weeks and more closely the past couple days, and this is great stuff here!

I will consider all the entries and post all the winners in a day or so.

Yay, thanks.

Awesome, Foxy, totally awesome comp.

Okay, the results are in, and you guys did NOT make this easy. But since I'm here to make the tough decisions, that's what must be done.
So, with very little further ado, I present the album chart positions for all the albums!

Sweeping in at the top, we have two works from well known All-Lower-Case-Letter Invasion performers!
At number one is commandermack's Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:51 pm release of "Monkey stabbings on your stove", and running very close at number two is the Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:46 am release by sodafett, "The Xangaka Platinum Collection".

And rounding out the top five, not at all far behind in a three-way tie, is Cowboy's debut album, "Wall of Scrawl!", fresh HamanKarn with "The Wessonian Collection", and JazzyCat's latest effort, Untitled (an album that no home should be without).


I am so glad that's over... it was a very tight field out there, wow.

So, commandermack, you get to pick either the Jay's cabbage and slug dripping potato chips or the small box of raisins as your prize, and sodafett will get the remaining one. Everyone else... gets a DOUBLED prize, so 100,000 moolah is coming to each of you!


Thanks for making such nice entries you five, and thanks for coming up with such a great contest, Sally.

W00t!!!! congrats to all the winners and FOXY!! We love you!!!

Well done guys and prizes well deserved.

xxx

Sorry was occupied yesterday... I'll take the raisins, thanks sally and any other contributers. Thanks rakka and voting peoples. Was entertaining.

/me sides 5 vouchers in jazzy's direction discretely.