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This is easier than advertising cereals and making musicals.........

All one needs to create, is --

1/ Movie title

2/ Short list of stars/actors and the role they play

3/ A short preveiw/reveiw of what the movie is about. (Storyline/plot)

So its as easy as 1/2/3........ REALLY!

First prize winner has the choice of an IRON TORQUE or pack of GEEKZ. Second gets whats left over. There will be a 3rd prize if there are 10 entries or more. Non place getters will receive 50k each for their efforts. Entries close on FEB 27, and winners will be announced at the end of feb mod chat event a few days later....... Any questions? If so, pm me ingame cause Im gonna try and keep the thread for entries only......... oh, and for very clever heckling

Good luck to all!

To sweeten the deal: These Geekz are from Cowboy!

Indeedy!

The very same overpriced one....... I luv mah baby cow.......

Paradox: Vengeance in 3D

Starring:
Mel Gibson as Zammorak
Jake Gyllenhaal as Cowboy
Angelina Jolie as SallyFox
Brad Pitt as Legion

In a world over-run by evil, it's up to one man to save them all.
Zammorak, a lowly merchant, had his shop raided by the legions of Legion, and must take up arms along with his questionable sidekick, a cowboy by the name of Cowboy. Along the way, they join forces with a rogue general of the legions of Legion, SallyFox, who can help them take down Legion once and for all. This movie is rated R for intense violence and use of Jake Gyllenhaal.

Coming soon to a theater near you!

Mel Gibson? Interesting choice given his behaviour lately, Zamm. Something you're trying to tell us?

probably something to do with budget, casting brad and jolie probably cost him the whole thing, Mel was probably doing it pro-bonno to get back in the biz.

PARADOX....... The FIGHT against DERAILERS!

Starring
ME! As the perky mod

Gobb As the shadowy derailer

Commandermack As the other derailer

The story......... Follow the adventures of sallyfox, the sexy,brave, daring,lithe and awesome young mod as she singlehandedly battles for control of a paradox forum thread from the hands of the totally EBIL duo of the sinster Gobberwart, and his slick, snakeoil salesman sidekick, Commandermack! Be amazed when Sally discovers that the very people she is hunting down are her BOSS, (Gobb), and her long lost snivilling snot nosed little brother ( Mack)!!!

* Contains scenes of extreme violence and not a scrap of sex........

* For example only (not an entry)

Anyone else watch the superbowl? Great game! Did you see how, in the second quarter, tha *SMACK*

Sorry, Sally

hahahaha

I'll give you a soupy bowl...............

didn't see that ending coming...

Sally apparently left part of the plot out...

... only to have herself, fallen into the derailing conversation.


P.S. soupy bowl green bay pinoters

Doesnt dignify any of this with a reply............. 8)

And yet... there it is, Sally. There it is

THE PARACITE PARADOX

Starring:
Julia Gillard as Mullie Jones
Tom Jones as Professor B. Ginner von Noob
And introducing
The Goldie Lookin Chain crew,
The Pontypridd Ladies Sewing Circle,
as a cast of bit players with funny accents

As a young girl, Mullie Jones (played by Julia Gillard) was passionate about her Welsh home town of Barry. On her fifth birthday, she committed the unpardonable sin of passing a Baptist chapel without blessing herself. Distraught, Mullie’s parents had her transported half way around the world, to a country where the summers are upside-down and the winters are warm enough for sunbathing. Mullie attained immediate super-stardom as a banjo playing jolly swagman and by the time she was 18, had sung her way to the post of Prime Minister.
Even by antipodean standards, her coronation was a booze fuelled debauchery, the likes of which had not been witnessed for several weeks. When Mullie regained consciousness, she found herself in unfamiliar surroundings, wearing nothing but a thick layer of dried bile. Unable to understand what anyone was saying, she staggers off in search of explanation…

Join Mullie in her hilarious adventures, as she attempts to understand the reality of her situation. Mad cap laughs ensue, as she deals with psychotic poos, possessed dumpsters and students with impenetrable accents. And all the time, searching for the answer to that all important question: “Where’s the bar?”

Well, with only a few days left........ It looks like the 2 entries we DO have might steal first and second prize!

To be fair , this is my last bump.......

C'mon people get creative! I've enjoyed reading this entries :p

Paradox:The Musical! Episode I: The Phantom Sparrer

Starring:
Raul Julia as Professor B. Ginner von Noob
Joe Frazier as A Sparring Partner
Deron McBee as A Different Sparring Partner

and introducing

Dwayne Johnson as "The Paracite"

From the mind of the world's next legendary directory, in his American movie debut, Uwe Boll gives us a story of a wronged man (University of Miami football star and up-and-coming WWF wrestler Dwayne Johnson) who seeks revenge for the destruction of his gazebo. Now his only hope lies in the guidance of a small-town university professor (Raul Julia, from the forthcoming box office smash hit Street Fighter) to guide him through the perils that lie ahead. Can he prepare himself for what's to come?!

In the first of six installments of this multi-million dollar box office series, "The Paracite" must battle his own inner demons as well as the best competition that Paradox University has to offer (including world heavyweight boxing champion Joe Frazier and former American Gladiator Deron McBee, recently featured in the best-selling board game, DragonStrike) while also being subjected to the rigorous tortures of the memories of his past.

"An explosive mix of non-stop action and heartfelt triumph." - Gene Siskel
"It's the Schindler's List of 1994." - Leonard Maltin

OMG, not another another another another another another Dwayne Johnson movie, shoot me.

Dwayne Johnson is breaking out as an actor...lol much better than as a wrestler IMHO

Title- Paradox: The Musical?

Cast:
Gerald McRaney as Gobberwart
Harrison Ford as Toothless
Vin Diesel as cowboy
Karl Urban as Rakkasan
Skeet Ulrich as Zammorak
Ashley Scott as SallyFox
Alicia Coppola as Blaize
Milla Jovovich as Misty
Jennifer Gardner as Cherita
Anne Hathoway as JazzyCat

This is a story about a man with an idea, and idea for the worlds greatest musical, the greatest musical of All Time!! Gobberwart started out as a bookish computer geek who one day had one brainstorm of an idea, while washing the pain away with a pint, he came up with an awesome idea, so he contacted his closest friends and co-workers and together they came up with the idea of a one of a kind time traveling musical.

The story starts with a group of time traveling nuns, bent on stopping the destruction of the world due to it's own debauchery. JazzyCat, the head nun, is on a mission, she knows that Gobberwart is the master of evil, with his porn collection and his inventive ideas, so while Gobberwart and his friends are coming up with their idea, JazzyCat and her fellow nuns are already traveling in time to stop them from their greatest and juiciest idea ever.

Who will succeed? Will debauchery prevail? Watch and find out, Winter 2012.
Will this truly be the end of the world?

This has all my favourite things... Pints, porn, nuns and Anne Hathaway. As a nun. It's full of win, mate

Take it back 20 years in time and throw Whoopie Goldberg in it.

Entries close in 17 hours or so............. 8)

Now in Independent Movie Theaters around the world:

Paradox the Movie About Paradoxes and Other Ponderings!

The members of the Paradox community have met to have a panel discussion about various paradoxes and other interesting ponderings.

Sit back and enjoy as Gobbertwart, ElljaeT, Grokly, Blaize, Sallyfox, JazzyCat, UnknownZ, Cherita, Misty, Toothless, SodaFett, Arikel, and other well known players discuss the following paradoxes.

"The following sentence is true."
"The previous sentence is false."

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The Schrödinger Paradox

The panel will also share their views on such visual oddities
as the works of Escher and the famous faces or vase illusion.

The end of the movie will lighten things up a bit as the panel discusses other ponderings such as:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

The movie is a must see for anyone who has a curious mind or at least wants to pretend that they do!

Make sure to watch as the credits roll to watch the bloopers and blunders!

* No scientists or artists were injured during the making of this movie.

And now the comp is closed.........

Thanks to all who entered, and winners will be announced shortly

Jup came first, Soda come second and everyone else came third........

Well done everyone, thanks for the fun!

WOOHOO!!! Conga Ratz Jupider and everyone

Congratulations Jupider and Sodafett. LordCretin raises a toast to your chuckle power!

Sweet!!! Thanks to sally for an awesome contest that I had a LOT of fun participating in (do you have any idea how long it took me to make that movie as anachronistically accurate as possible!?). Also a big congrats to soda and all the other entrants. This was a good one. Thanks again!!

Sally,

Thanks for putting on another interesting contest! It is always fun to read the entries!

lol, it was interesting