Oh, and the hair in the Short Island iced tea refers to
short hairs.
Here are some more jokes referenced in 'Barroom Blitz':
A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?'
The guy says 'What?'
bartender: 'I said, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?'
guy: 'WHAT?'
bartender: 'I SAID, DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT A CARROT IN YOUR EAR?'
guy: 'I can't hear you, I've got a carrot in my ear.'
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?'
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.
A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender thinks 'Huh, a gorilla?'
The gorilla takes a seat and says 'Hello bartender. I'd like a margarita please.'
Surprised, the bartender thinks 'This gorilla seems pretty smart.' He mixes up a margarita, serves it to the gorilla and says 'That'll be 18 dollars'
The gorilla says 'ok' and hands the bartender a $20 bill.
The bartender thinks 'I wonder how smart this gorilla is. I'll give him incorrect change and see what he does.'
The bartender gives the gorilla $1 in change, and the gorilla says 'Excuse me, but I gave you $20, so I should get $2 in change.'
The bartender apologizes and gives the gorilla the other dollar.
The bartender thinks 'This gorilla really is pretty smart' and says "You know, we don't get many gorillas around here.'
And the gorilla says 'Yeah, well, at $18 for a margarita, I'm not surprised.'
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, we've got a drink named after you!'
And the grasshopper says 'Really? You've got a drink named Steve?'
A Dutch fellow walks into a bar and orders a beer. A few minutes later, the bartender says 'Hey, aren't you Vincent van Gogh?'
The Dutchman says 'Yes, I am.'
The bartender says 'I'm a big fan! Would you like a drink on the house?'
And Vincent van Gogh says 'No thanks, I've got one 'ere.'
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Hey buddy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants!'
The pirate says 'Arr, I know. It's driving me nuts!'
A polar bear walks into a bar and says 'I'd like a gin and........tonic, please.'
The bartender says 'Sure, but why the big pause?'
'Um, I'm a polar bear.'
A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog in the corner licking his own testicles. The guy says 'Boy, I wish i could do that.'
The bartender says 'Go ahead, he seems friendly enough.'
A guy who's new in town goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he's drinking, he hears people saying 'Big John is coming to town! Big John is coming to town!'
A few minutes later, someone pokes his head in through the door and says 'Big John is coming!' and runs away. Everybody else in the bar hides under the tables and behind the bar and in the bathroom, except for the stranger, still sitting and drinking his beer.
Then a huge bloke walks into the bar, points at the stranger and says...
oops, I'm sorry, I'm not sure I want to finish this joke in the forums. I can send you the rest in an in-game message if you ask me for it.
A pirate walks into a bar. He has a pegleg, a hook hand, and an eyepatch.
After he orders his drink, the bartender asks "So, how did you get the pegleg?'
Pirate: 'We were in a storm, and I was swept out to sea. As me mates were pulling me back aboard, a shark bit me leg off.'
Bartender" 'Wow. And how did you lose your hand?'
Pirate: 'Arr, we were attacked by an enemy ship and one of the scurvy scallywags cut me hand off with his cutlass.'
Bartender: 'And how about the eyepatch?'
Pirate: 'I was in the crow's nest as a lookout and a seagull pooped in me eye.'
Bartender: 'What? How did you lose an eye to seagull poop?'
Pirate: ''Well, twas me first day with the new hook.'
And just for the hell of it:
A neutron walks into a bar and asks 'How much for a beer?' The bartender says 'For you, no charge!'