The way to show the RNG/Random Number Generator who's the boss:
1: Start a re-set.
2: Get all the way to the Legion quest and find two of the security key cards with a turn count of 215.
3: For reasons that can only be understood by hedonistic masochists, loudly proclaim The RNG's mother is enjoying the company of flame-resistant goats somewhere deep within the confines of The Divine Comedy.
4: Spend well in excess of 100 turns finding the next security key card, then scoop up the last one and beat Legion with a final turn count of 364.
5: In a fit of puzzled bemusement, scratch your head using Sweeney Todd's guild implement.
Still, I can console my run-weary tootsies in the knowledge that Friday night should be quiet enough round my way to at the very least, say hello and open up The Veggie Patch for SpiffyFox Surprise Surprise Sale.
See you There!