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MrsORaptor Needs A Story!!

Unread post by Blaize » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:44 am

I have registered on the Wiki recently to help them do some spading and stuff and I have a page all to myself to write lots off stuff about lovely little me! Now, seeing as:
A. I am very busy
B. I have the creativity or a small hedge
C. It would take me many years to write
I would like some smart person to write something to go on my page. It can be whatever you feel like, real or made up, serious or funny, a poem or a story as long as it is suitable for public viewing and i am in it ;) If you need any information in order to complete it, just Pmail me or PM me in chat and I will answer whatever questions you have.

The winners are as follows:

Right2Wrong2000 = 1st prize = 500K + 10 festive drinks + 10 white candies + posted on my Wiki page
El_Joey = 2nd prize = 300K + 5 festive drinks + 5 white candies
Jackassed =3rd prize = 200K + 5 festive drinks
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Re: MrsORaptor Needs A Story!!

Unread post by Elusis » Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:42 pm

Mrs.ORaptor, a name for the young and the restless, the bold and the beautiful, some would even call her the days of our lives or the general hospital -- no wait, bah that doesn't work! So, anyhow, Mrs.ORaptor, a name for the <insert elegant complement here> and the <insert complimentary complement here>, was not always her name. There was but a time where she went under a different name. A shorter one if you will, and so this is the story of how Mrs.ORaptor became. Well. Mrs.ORaptor.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, in a system far, far away, in a planet far, far away, in a country far, far away, in a city far, far away. At this point, I believe without reiterating my point, we can all come to the conclusion that this location on the plane of existence known as the universe is pretty... Pretty ugly! Ahaha. I mean, ahem, pretty far. There in that planet, little did the denizens know that their home was to be EATEN BY A BLACK HOLE (OH SHIT, THAT IS AWESOME).

Ms.O short for Mrs.Odontoglossum, as she would be known as to her friends would unknowingly would escape this fate by mere chance. During the red alert of the incoming black hole, Mrs.O's friends, family, pets, acquaintances, former lovers, co workers etc would all call Mrs.O to warn her. But unfortunately , given the coincidence that they all rang her up at the same exact moment, down to the second, all but one would receive only a dial tone amidst the background cacaphony of the black hole eating away at there world. "OM NOM NOM NOM" said the DarkMaster4558, as the black hole prefers people calling him such. Anyhow, the dial tone:

"Bzzt bzt bzzzzt Sorry, but this phone line is busy... bzt."

The one fellow who got through was not much luckier. Instead he only received a message of her being away.

"Hey guys and girls! I'm sorry I can't come to the phone at the moment. I'm traveling through time and will be returning last Dorisday! Leave me a message after this riff from Ironman.
♪Has he lost his mind?♪
♫Can he see or is he blind?♫" ~Mrs.O

It was true, Mrs.O was already on her way, traveling through time. She put her Delorean in into CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL and so it sped into the next timezone.

Mrs.O appeared in the Land Before Time, a world of cartoon dinosaurs. A past recollection from Mrs.O would have her refer to it as "Very cool". Here, Mrs.O met Veloci Raptor, a velociraptor. They would...

sdagfabdjgdjhgajhgfashdgfak OH MY GOD, THE BLACK HOLE. SDFASGDASDGSFDHSFHasfdafsdfssfsd.

.......

Hello, DarkMaster4558 here, your friendly neighborhood black hole. I felt kinda bad that vaporized the author from existence, so I'll be continuing your story. Unfortunately my information about Mrs.ORaptor is limited to about:

One day, Mrs.O and Veloci Raptor would get married, and Mrs.O would hyphenate her name (minus the hyphen) and add Veloci's last name to her own. Thus Mrs.ORaptor lived moderately contently ever after, seriously, her family and friends are all dead. I killed them. :(
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Unread post by LGOD » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:03 pm

Onaple Longbottom was born in Serumeville (now called "United Kingdom") in the early 1970's. She grew up as a skilled child, daughter of a Scientist named Markus Benedict XVII and a Chambermaid known as Britney Spears. She knew there was a chilly relationship with her mother, who always wanted Nappy (Onapple's nickname) to be a boy.

Doctor: Congratulations, it's a girl.
Markus: Aw, isn't that an adorable little creepling. She's the apple of my eyes.
Britney: Ack, more like Onion!
Markus: Apple!
Britney: Onion!

2 days later:
I Christen (Or Hindinize, Wiccanize, etc [unclear source]) thee, Onaple Longbottom.

(and oh by the way, Chambermaid was a fancy term for women that choose the chandeliers of the rich people's houses)

Due to her great intelligence, she was pulled from school by the Russians and was forced to help in the creation of High End machines known as 'Robots'. She was hesitant at first and was more interested in Lycanthropy, or Bestiality (definition 2 please), and especially Pole Dancing (she needs to have something inherited from her mother somehow).

The research was already in the height of success. Although alot of scientists were killed by her ingenious creations: namely (RoboCop and Mr. Potatohead), she was highly praised and she was assigned to work in Australia. There, she met Dr.Wolf, a spy who records the life of Dr.Govvers and his progress of the Elljae series. Dr. Wolf believed in Nappy's skills and work. And it was at that time that Dr.Wolf felt that Nappy is indeed gorgeous.

Onaple accompanied Dr.Wolf on his observation of Dr.Govvers. Dr.Wolf warned her not to go nearer than their original position. It is mostly of the fact that: 1) You might get caught or 2) You might see a horrible German film. But Nappy was ever curious. She went closer and was shocked: she saw Dr.Govvers in his tighty whities. It was, at that point, that Nappy became blind.

Dr. Wolf saw Onaple having a weird blindness-related, foam-producing seizure. He assumed that she might have seen 'it'. He took her to Missouri, which was awfully close to Australia (somehow), and he operated on her eyes. Dr.Wolf took advantage of this situation. He knows that Nappy doesn't like him, so he injects Wolf pheromones, which not only speeds up recovery, but it makes Nappy like Dr. Wolf. Well, of course another side-effect is that she will transform into a wolf every other full moon, but he said: what the heck.

When the bandages were taken off, Onaple saw Dr. Wolf's face, and she was attracted. Seems that both married each other in Las Vegas. She was now named MrsOWolf. When asked what O means, she just says Olivia, fearing that saying the truth might make Britney Spears shave her head once more and go near MrsO to be on front page. Poor Britney.

The End!

By the way:
Bestiality:
1. sex with animal: sexual activity between a human being and an animal
2. inhuman behavior: an act, behavior, or condition more appropriate for an animal than a human being

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Re: MrsORaptor Needs A Story!!

Unread post by Blaize » Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:01 pm

2 very kewl entries :) Like them a lot.

Any more for any more?

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Re: MrsORaptor Needs A Story!!

Unread post by Right2Wrong2000 » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:18 pm

Placeholder... Im gonna have to wait til Im really tired at night so it can be outrageous.
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Re: MrsORaptor Needs A Story!!

Unread post by Blaize » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:23 pm

Ohhhh dear....

:D :D :D

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Re: MrsORaptor Needs A Story!!

Unread post by Blaize » Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:21 am

6 days left to go for any entries......

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Unread post by Right2Wrong2000 » Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:50 pm

There was once a beautiful panda bear named ShadowWolf (yes we are aware of the discrepancies between Wolf and Panda...) She lived in a land abundant with bamboo and other lovely panda bears. But Wolfie (for the sake of shorthand) felt she didn't quite belong... So she moved far far away...

The young beautiful Wolfie moved to an abandoned world filled with unusual people with unique characteristics like she had never seen, (Paradoxical isn't it?!) Some were ugly and some were uglier! Wolfie felt very alone in this world among such strange folk, until she discovered him. His name too was Wolfie... But it was Mr. Wolfie. Dr.Wolfie to be completely and utterly correct, (Didn't take 8 years of schooling for no reason, he says.) Well anyways... Wolfie fell in love with this young man because of all the similarities they shared, including their fantastical name! But lo, after some time... DrWolf became known as Philosoraptor, leaving Wolfie alone again...

Wolfie cried tears of pure innocence as she wept for her beloved Phil... when all of the sudden a magical Gobberwart appeared! It is not entirely sure what a Gobberwart is... Some would say he is the Devil and others, a God! Nevertheless, Gobb offered to change Wolfie if it would please her little panda heart. Without a second thought, Wolfie agreed and was overcome by a great storm. Flashes of lightning exploded all around her and then poof! She was struck. After recovery from her temporary blindness, typical of all lightning survivors, she looked at herself to find she was no longer ShadowWolf but indeed MrsORaptor!

This brought great glee to the little panda! She danced and pranced with glee! She could now feel a oneness with her beloved Philosoraptor again and they could populate this little awkward world known as... Paradox (The Musical.) After helping to populate, from the comfort of their little "closet" the MrsORaptor went on to do many things! These include but aren't limited to: Wonderful Philanthropy including numerous Token Giveaways, Kind Hearted Words and Hugs, Miraculous Modding abilities, Polite Forum Trolling, and even finding the numerous missing Paradox Wiki references that none others could find! She became one of the most loved players in the entire Paradox Universe, throughout all courses of time, and lived happily ever after.

~The End~
-Coda


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Unread post by jackassed » Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:47 am

Ok, here's my shot at it.

~The Theory of Evolution According to MrsORaptor~
In the beginning, there was only light. Well, light and a certain creature called ShadowWolf. Ok fine, I lied about there only being light. The world was still considerably undeveloped, and Micheal Jackson was still black. Not much can be described about the creature. Some said it was a Wolf, others said it was just a black shadow moving really fast. (I say it looked more like a goat). That was during the prehistoric ages. Anyway, as the times went on, this "ShadowWolf" evolved with it. From Dinosaurs, to vikings, to the "modern" human. As a creature who has to evovle to survive, she(he?) has learned several useful and important skills and traits. Such would include Being Really Nice, Spreading Happiness, Helping Out People and umm...<Insert nice compliment here>.
If you might not have noticed, I've been talking about this "ShadowWolf" person and not about MrsORaptor.
Well, MrsORaptor is what "ShadowWolf" has decided to call herself for this period of time. Living as a nice lady, somewhere in the United Kingdoms (God Save The Queen :D). How have I come to know her, let alone write about her? Well you see, she has this closet under the stairs which takes her to a place called "Paradox Town" (The closet basically works on the same principle as the Cupboard to Narnia, just less flashy.) Paradox Town is run by this guy who goes by the name of "Gobberwart"(If that is you real name...) and serves as an alternative world for people to socialise and relax. Anyway, it is here that I met her (Actually met her somehwere else but let's just go by this, eh?) and have decided to write something about someone so wonderful.

~The End~
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Unread post by eL JoEy » Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:28 am

My go.. *clears throat*

"You have completed your last task, young warrior! You must set forth and head for viridian city!" the wise old ninja informed Mrs as she brushed the feathers off her clothes, soon after defeating the evil chickens that have been causing chaos around PC world.
"Yay! I dont know why I helped them though.. they didn't let me return something that had broken 3 days after I brought it!"
"I don’t know.. Jeez. Now flee young warrior.." The old man then did something Mrs wasn't expecting. He tore off his clothes and had a woman’s body! *DRAMATIC MUSIC*
“Gee Whizz!” Mrs exclaimed. “How? Wha? When? ” Before she got an answer the old man disappeared and left a poof of dust/gas/B.O.

Mrs set off, wearing a hat and riding a bike of happiness.. The words of the oldninjamanwhohasawomansbody ringing in her ears, then shuddered at the thought of him doing squats.
Months had passed and Mrs was still riding, she didn’t know where she was going but didn’t care. BANG!
“ouccccchh, Y’damn advertisement signs in the middle of roads!! Wait a minute.. Paradox the musical... what iz dis yo?” As she read the map and examined the brochure she saw a coffee house a few metres away.
“wtf, that wasn’t there before! What the hecks going on?” As she drank her coke and ate her din dins she kept reading
the brochure..
“Go to hell viridian city! Paradox here I come”
As she speeded her way through forests, over mountains and through smelly alleyways, her boom box that was duct taped to her handlebars blasted out fast music for dramatic effect.
Yeah I’m there! She screamed in delight. “Knock knock knock, *kick* *kick* let me in!!”
“hey not so hard, I just build that :’(" Gob said. "anyways, what’s the password?”
“err.. password?"
“… … beep”
Woo I’m in! Mrs joined the party, everyone was there eating Pringles and playing twister and various other strange things.
Mrs became a well-known player that everyone loves and respects.

The start.. (see not the end because she just got there)

finit!


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Re: MrsORaptor Needs A Story!!

Unread post by heliosa10 » Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:48 pm

(Warning this may contain Kol References not suitable for Parasites)

Once upon a time in a browser far away there was Shadow Wolf. She was the head teacher at Loathing House Kindergarten. She was a nice teacher.
She made sure no one fought. Even when Foxy Boxy fought over the tinker toys she managed to sort things out my passing out Mr accessory Jr.'s out to people.
(These were really valuable there) Everyone was happy until one day she stumbled upon a door. A Magical door. Except it wasn't magical. She tried to get here
students over here but everyone was distracted playing radio. She decided for some reason to open a door she knew nothing about. (Hey it's her story not mine)
As soon as she opened the door she got sucked into a swirling vortex. A announcer narrates the scene. "You are in a swirling vortex of lewd images and spam. Lurking at
every corner is a rabid fan boy waiting to tear you to bits. You have just entered the IntarWebz. Dun Dun Dun. Shadow wolf is passed out bored out of her mind when she
arrives at this cavern full of text. On the ceiling she see's the words "Google" scrawled in colored ink. She looks at the walls and see some text about "Paradox the Musical"
repeated many times with different texts underneath them. She touches a line of words at random and suddenly a hole in the floor opens. She tries to grab on to something
but there's nothing. She starts screaming as she is sucked into the hole...

She died. Dun Dun Dun Dun. Just kidding. That would be a crappy story. Anyway when she opens her eyes she finds herself in this strange world. It's some sort of huge party full of people
called Parasites. She quickly becomes a respected partyer (or Parasite) there and lives happily ever after. Oh and after a wild night with a Parasite called Philosaraptor she got her named
changed to Mrs O Raptor. Ps. The O stands for Orgasm. The End!

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Re: MrsORaptor Needs A Story!!

Unread post by JazzyCat » Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:33 pm

Mrs O Raptor is a very awesome person with a heart of gold. She is a good listener if you need to talk. She is full of love and is a joy to be around. She steps up to the plate when work needs to be done. She is helpful to new Paracites and is just completely wonderful!


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Unread post by McFeisty » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:10 pm

Here is my attempt. :)

Never being able to keep herself amused for very long, MrsORaptor
needed something to bring a bit of excitement back into her life. She'd
got a bit tired of randomly flipping around from game to game - and
she'd had so many bad experiences that the thrill of it all seemed a
chore. She needed to find fun, and fast.

She assembled with her favorite people and they decided to create a game
of their own. It might be fun, and would certainly open up avenues that
had previously been closed to all of them. And best of all, it would be
something that would allow them all to meet lots of new people!

Through all the brainstorming, generating new ideas and weeding out the
ones that wouldn't work, until they had the best ideas they could come
up with, and put into action, MrsO was there, to support and create,
and test and critique. And then she decided to help with the Wiki!

As she grew with the game (and the Wiki), she met many wonderful new people.
And one day when she was reflecting on all that had gone into the game, she
realised that after all this time she was finally smiling again.


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Re: MrsORaptor Needs A Story!!

Unread post by SportGuy » Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:48 am

Crap I was feeling up to writing today and had a ballad half way written until i noticed this. :P Congratulations winners! :)

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Unread post by Blaize » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:21 pm

Lol, you could always Pmail it to me anyway.... I may find a special something for it if it is especially good ;)

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Re: MrsORaptor Needs A Story!!

Unread post by eL JoEy » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:01 pm

Grats R2!
and thanks for the comp Mrs!! :)

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Unread post by Right2Wrong2000 » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:00 pm

Thank you Roo! And as a public expression of my appreciation, thank you again O'Rappie. :o)
-Coda

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