Auto sell buyer Ideas
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Auto sell buyer Ideas
This is like the consumable eat message thread, only it's a list of names of buyers for auto sell items. Here's some I and others came up with.( Note. I may of modified the suggestions a bit)
You sell your (items) to a 1337 haxxor for (moolah) Heliosa
You sell your (items) to a monocle wearing peanut for (moolah) Heliosa
You sell your (items) to a Levitating Pasta Monster for (moolah) Heliosa
You sell your (items) to a old bottle cap for (moolah) Heliosa
You sell your (items) to a poo flinging Monkey for (moolah) Sportguy
You sell your (items) to a Tutu wearing Werewolf for (moolah) Mrs O
You sell your (items) to a Blind Security guard for (moolah) Mrs O
You sell your (items) to a acne ridden Geek for (moolah) Mrs O
You sell your (items) to a rich hobo for (moolah) LGOD
You sell your (items) to a Bear with a TV on it's Belly for (moolah) LGOD
You sell your (items) to a Pokemon for (Moolah) LGOD
You sell your (items) to a pair of dancing elephants for (moolah) LGOD
You sell your (items) to a Legal Immigrant for (Moolah) Reenix
You sell your (items) to a Prosthetic Prosthetic surgeon for (moolah) Reenix
You sell your (items) to a pair of Gobber Warts for (moolah) Reenix
You sell your (items) to the devil for (moolah) Reenix
You sell your (items) to the Darkness for (moolah) Reenix (But I modified it a little)
You sell your (items) to a emo whining "Leave Brittany alone!" for (moolah) SportGuy
You sell your (items) to a Giant Leprechaun for (moolah) Reenix
You sell your (items) to Bender Bending Rodriguez for (moolah) McFeisty
You sell your (items) to the Internet for (moolah) McFeisty
You sell your (items) to a Nibblonian for (moolah) McFeisty
You sell your (items) to a Guilty looking spouse for (moolah) McFeisty
You sell your (items) to the planet Dog Doo 8 for (moolah) Heliosa (Futurama Reference, this buyer is)
You sell your (items) to a Manx Cat for (moolah) Reenix (But I shortened it)
You sell your (items) to a 1337 haxxor for (moolah) Heliosa
You sell your (items) to a monocle wearing peanut for (moolah) Heliosa
You sell your (items) to a Levitating Pasta Monster for (moolah) Heliosa
You sell your (items) to a old bottle cap for (moolah) Heliosa
You sell your (items) to a poo flinging Monkey for (moolah) Sportguy
You sell your (items) to a Tutu wearing Werewolf for (moolah) Mrs O
You sell your (items) to a Blind Security guard for (moolah) Mrs O
You sell your (items) to a acne ridden Geek for (moolah) Mrs O
You sell your (items) to a rich hobo for (moolah) LGOD
You sell your (items) to a Bear with a TV on it's Belly for (moolah) LGOD
You sell your (items) to a Pokemon for (Moolah) LGOD
You sell your (items) to a pair of dancing elephants for (moolah) LGOD
You sell your (items) to a Legal Immigrant for (Moolah) Reenix
You sell your (items) to a Prosthetic Prosthetic surgeon for (moolah) Reenix
You sell your (items) to a pair of Gobber Warts for (moolah) Reenix
You sell your (items) to the devil for (moolah) Reenix
You sell your (items) to the Darkness for (moolah) Reenix (But I modified it a little)
You sell your (items) to a emo whining "Leave Brittany alone!" for (moolah) SportGuy
You sell your (items) to a Giant Leprechaun for (moolah) Reenix
You sell your (items) to Bender Bending Rodriguez for (moolah) McFeisty
You sell your (items) to the Internet for (moolah) McFeisty
You sell your (items) to a Nibblonian for (moolah) McFeisty
You sell your (items) to a Guilty looking spouse for (moolah) McFeisty
You sell your (items) to the planet Dog Doo 8 for (moolah) Heliosa (Futurama Reference, this buyer is)
You sell your (items) to a Manx Cat for (moolah) Reenix (But I shortened it)
Last edited by heliosa10 on Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:02 pm, edited 6 times in total.
Re: Auto sell buyer Ideas
I think we already have enough, but I love your peanut idea.
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I tried auto selling and I sold many times in a row and found all it said was random buyer...
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If we can get this thread up to... *plucks random number from somewhere*... 25 different messages, I'll implement it. Helios, as the originator of this thread, please monitor for new suggestions and add them to the original post if they're any good, sort of like this:
1. monocle wearing peanut - heliosa10
2. Levitating Pasta Monster - heliosa10
3. old bottle cap - heliosa10
4. something else - anotherplayer
Well rewarded might you be, hmmmm?
1. monocle wearing peanut - heliosa10
2. Levitating Pasta Monster - heliosa10
3. old bottle cap - heliosa10
4. something else - anotherplayer
Well rewarded might you be, hmmmm?
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Monkey flinging poo.
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*Drunken Celebrity
*Irritating Golf Player
*Spotty Teenage Geek
*Blind Security Guard
*Werewolf in a Tutu
*Irritating Golf Player
*Spotty Teenage Geek
*Blind Security Guard
*Werewolf in a Tutu
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I love the one Sport gave, so original.
How about:
a rich hobo
a Chinese merchant
a bear with a tv on its belly
a pokemon
a pair of elephants
How about:
a rich hobo
a Chinese merchant
a bear with a tv on its belly
a pokemon
a pair of elephants
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Anyone who has suggestion for auto buyers post them here and I may add them.
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an emo whining "Leave Brittany alone!"
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You sell your item(s) to:
* A cool spot
* A hitherto-unknown flu strain
* A legal immigrant
* An upper-class manx cat
* A giant leprechaun
* A confused Aztec
* A shifty-looking company guy
* The Forces of Darkness
* An Egyptian card-shark
* A sentient catapult
* Satan
* Santa
* An off-shore con artist
* A prawn broker
* A pair of gobby warts
* A prosthetic prosthetic surgeon
* A white dragon with blue eyes
* A musical paradox
Just a few thoughts...
* A cool spot
* A hitherto-unknown flu strain
* A legal immigrant
* An upper-class manx cat
* A giant leprechaun
* A confused Aztec
* A shifty-looking company guy
* The Forces of Darkness
* An Egyptian card-shark
* A sentient catapult
* Satan
* Santa
* An off-shore con artist
* A prawn broker
* A pair of gobby warts
* A prosthetic prosthetic surgeon
* A white dragon with blue eyes
* A musical paradox
Just a few thoughts...
"Getting up on the wrong side of the bed never hurt anyone. Unless the wrong side is next to an open window."
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How about:
A guilty-looking spouse.
A semi-automatic sprinkler.
Roe V. Wade.
A Vic 20.
a 6502 processor.
Bender Bending Rodriguez.
Philip J. Fry.
Turanga Leela.
Pizzicato Five.
A Nibblonian.
A Chroniton pulse.
A blue-eyed Vulcan.
An Amazon woman on the moon. Or 'in the mood.'
One of them Internets.
A screaming yellow zonker.
Yesterday's porridge.
Kobayashi Maru.
I could think up more, maybe I'll post more later...
McFeisty
A guilty-looking spouse.
A semi-automatic sprinkler.
Roe V. Wade.
A Vic 20.
a 6502 processor.
Bender Bending Rodriguez.
Philip J. Fry.
Turanga Leela.
Pizzicato Five.
A Nibblonian.
A Chroniton pulse.
A blue-eyed Vulcan.
An Amazon woman on the moon. Or 'in the mood.'
One of them Internets.
A screaming yellow zonker.
Yesterday's porridge.
Kobayashi Maru.
I could think up more, maybe I'll post more later...
McFeisty
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I got almost all of those. Nice to see a Futurama Fan!
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I now have twenty five Gobberwart , But that doesn't mean stop suggesting them People.Gobberwart wrote:If we can get this thread up to... *plucks random number from somewhere*... 25 different messages, I'll implement it. Helios, as the originator of this thread, please monitor for new suggestions and add them to the original post if they're any good, sort of like this:
1. monocle wearing peanut - heliosa10
2. Levitating Pasta Monster - heliosa10
3. old bottle cap - heliosa10
4. something else - anotherplayer
Well rewarded might you be, hmmmm?
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Hmm...the excess of Futurama is slightly biased, I feel. Nice ideas, but Paradox doesn't lean to any franchised side (I hope).
"Getting up on the wrong side of the bed never hurt anyone. Unless the wrong side is next to an open window."
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Nice work, guys and girls! By all means keep them coming.
I've taken the list Heliosa put together and edited it a bit. Two reasons: 1. The Futurama stuff's fun but I'm not sure whether I really want to incur the wrath of the Groening empire, so I've taken it out and 2. There was some good stuff in various posts that wasn't in the list but that I felt deserved to be included.
No, I'm not going to tell you exactly what made the cut and what didn't. Because I'm mean. I will, however, say that there are 30 random messages (for now) and none of them are obviously about Futurama.
At this stage, the change is made in dev and will be uploaded with the next bunch of updates (ie. when I get home from work tonight most likely).
I've taken the list Heliosa put together and edited it a bit. Two reasons: 1. The Futurama stuff's fun but I'm not sure whether I really want to incur the wrath of the Groening empire, so I've taken it out and 2. There was some good stuff in various posts that wasn't in the list but that I felt deserved to be included.
No, I'm not going to tell you exactly what made the cut and what didn't. Because I'm mean. I will, however, say that there are 30 random messages (for now) and none of them are obviously about Futurama.
At this stage, the change is made in dev and will be uploaded with the next bunch of updates (ie. when I get home from work tonight most likely).
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Sorry. I just love Futurama.
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How about a way for it to say something like...
"You sell your stuff to [an actual random player] for ?? moolah."
And then the next time that person logs on (if they're not already logged on) they'll have a pMail with the moolah and a message:
"[PlayerName (or leave it anonymous)] autosold some stuff to you for ?? moolah."
Let me know what you think.
"You sell your stuff to [an actual random player] for ?? moolah."
And then the next time that person logs on (if they're not already logged on) they'll have a pMail with the moolah and a message:
"[PlayerName (or leave it anonymous)] autosold some stuff to you for ?? moolah."
Let me know what you think.
"In the time of war, we would never have left a man stranded."Gobberwart wrote:Jupider is EXACTLY right.
"Maybe that's why we lost."
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Er...why would they get moolah if they bought the stuff that was auto-sold? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to LOSE that moolah? I mean, we can't do that for obvious reasons...I'm just trying to get it into a nice, logical box.=o)
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Err... Sorry, my logic box was inside out and upside down. And apparently kicked and left for dead in a ditch. It sounded like a good idea at first, but had I actually thought it through, I would have realized how completely retarded the whole concept is. I guess I was just caught up in the moment. And I've got a lot of other stuff on my mind right now clouding my periphial... perifial... purifeal... whatever vision.
"In the time of war, we would never have left a man stranded."Gobberwart wrote:Jupider is EXACTLY right.
"Maybe that's why we lost."
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